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thewitchofbooks · 4 years

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"𝓓𝓪𝓶𝓷 𝔂𝓸𝓾, 𝓱𝓸𝓷𝓭𝓳𝓮" Theodorus Van Gogh x (fem.) reader

Theo loves you, but he won't say it like someone would normally say it.His best pal, Arthur and his dear brother Vincent take the matter in their own hands and help the grumby vampire. And you are there to laugh and support them. Please, do not repost!I hope you enjoy~

Theo sighed again. He couldn't do it.It wasn't that he didn't love you enough, he just thought you looked like a puppy waiting for a treat when you looked at him with your stupid wide eyes. You were so cute, he wanted to pet you like he did with King.

At the end of the room, the other two vampires facepalmed.

"Why is he like that?" Arthur said. Theo looked at him and cringed.

"Shut up, i can hear you and you are not helping, you damned flirt. "The art dealer responded.

"That was my intension...Hey, wait, i'm very helpfull!"The blue haired man went closer, but a hand on his shoulder stopped him. He turned his head and looked at the light blue eyed angel from behind him.

"It's okay Arthur.Don't get angry.Theo is not used to it.I'm sure we will find a way to make him confess to (Y/N), with your help of course."The platinum blonde gave him a closed eyed smile and Arthur felt his heart clench.

"You are too kind to him, Vinc.He is just a thot that-"

"Theo, you should stay calm.Come here and let's find a solution."Vincent said and sat on the chair next to a pile of books.Leonardo must have left them there and Sebastian probably hasn't come to the check in here from his morning cleaning.The other two followed his steps and sat on the chairs opposite.

"What do you have in mind Vincent?"Arthur asked.

"Well, first of all, we have to make Theo to practice how to confess to (Y/N) and then we will find her and he will do it for real!"The enthusiastic vampire answered happily.

"It's not that easy.Theo is a hard man.But, i think we can get to his soft side."Arthur chuckled.Theodorus grabbed his neck and shook him.

"I'll crush your head and then we'll see something soft for sure."At least he let go of him and stood up."I'll do it.I don't need practice at all."

They all stood up and walked out of the library.They walked down the stairs and found you washing the windows with a dump cloth, which you dipped in the bucket.

"Hey, hondje, i want to talk to you."Theo starled you and you let out a small scream.

"Stop barking and listen to me."He said again and touched your hand.

"What is it, Theo?"You starred at him with your 'stupid' wide eyes again.

"Stop looking like a damn puppy.You are too inoccent."You continued looking at him the same way.

"Tch, come here."You went up to him and he pushed your head to his chest.You could hear the beat of his heart going faster but it you weren't concerned.You actually felt lulled by it.

"Theo, what is it?I know that Arthur ate your pancakes, but i made you new ones and they had chocolate syrup on top."Then, the next thing you knew, you were stambling backwards.

"Wait wait wait.I didn't come for that.Is it true?That bastard ate my pancakes?!"Theo growled and glared behind him.

Arthur shook from his place and grabbed Vincent's hand.

"It was nice meeting you, but i...have to go now.Bye bye!!!"Arthur screamed and run.Theo didn't follow him, he only stayed still and tried to calm down.He made a sharp turn with his head and took you in his arms again and cleared his throat.

"As i was saying.You are a dog, but"He gave you a loving look and a soft smile graced his lips."you're my dog."He leaned down and left a soft kiss to your lips.

You looked at him and grinned."I love you too, Theo!"You grabbed his cheeks and kissed him passionately.The dirty blonde man smirked into the kiss and kissed you harder.

When you were out of breath, you panted and he crudled you in his strong arms.

"I love you, hondje."

THE END

#fanfiction #ikemen vampire #theodorus van gogh #Arthur conan doyle #vincent van gogh #dog jokes #theo style haha #vincent is an angel #arthur is a thot #but i love them all #fluff

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bosburakh · 3 years

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funny things your kids have said?

Almost everything they say is funny. I love Murky’s, “I will get a dog, and teach it to be a tiger. I’ll call it Grumby.” And Sticky’s, “My knee-pits itch, is that bad?”

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decadentenemyturtle · 5 years

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Some other nights

Chapter/Promt 3 coming a bit late for @sdavid09 writing challenge.

Pairing: Dain Ironfoot x Rienna, Thorin’s company x the siblings

Words: 1840

All the chapter's of Some other nights

Rionna could still smell the foul odour from the troll's cave. And it had been an hour, maybe two when they had started to walk towards the city of Rivendell.

Gandalf and Thorin had found weapon's - as in, swrods and daggers and kinds of - from the cave and since Rionna and Gabriel had none in their eyes, they gave them swords.

"Well, it's kind of futile to give these to us, since we can't use these kind of... weapons" Gabriel had said with an frown. Thorin and Gandalf shared an look, both seemingly confused of how these two didn't know how to use an sword.

"We have different kind of weapons. They... Well... Are some what close to arrow and bow, I guess" Rionna had said, even showing her gun to them. But Thorin had glared at her and then the gun at her hand, and told her to use the sword instead. Then he had turned and went to talk with few of the dwarves. Rionna had stared after him for a second, before she turned up to look at her brother, who in turn was glaring after the dwarf king.

"I don't like him" he had growled. Rionna rolled her eyes and decided not to say anything. If Gabriel didn't like someone, then he didn't like them, and she had no intrest of making her brother to like someone. But she had to admit that she wasn't a big fan of this Thorin neither.

Then they had encountered the "brown wizard" called Radagast, who was an interesting and somewhat weird person in Rionna's, Gabriel's and the company's eyes. But surely anyone with dirty clothes and bird poop on their face could be a bit of an interesting character to anyone. And even at first when he seemed to be in drugs.

Bilbo, the small man - a hobbit as the siblings learned a bit later on - and few other dwarves gathered near the siblings as they had waited the wizards to finish their talk. And as they waited, Rionna suddenly felt it. The weird kind of... pull... in her chest, somewhere between heart and her back. And her bearing must've changed quite quickly as the other around her had looked at her with worry.

"Are ye alright there, lassie?" the dwarf with reddish, long hair and beard - Dori? Oin? Dwalin? No, Dwalin was the grumby, bald one... - asked. Gabriel was immidietly by her side, his hand on her shoulder, peering at her worriedly.

"Yeah, yeah, it's just... I just...." Rionna had said, staring at the woods, frown on her face. The feeling didn't leave, instead it had settled deep in her chest. Then she continued "I just got a weird feeling in my... I don't know, around my chest" The dwarves and Bilbo shared a look, while Gabriel frowned and looked down at his sister worriedly.

"Are you getting ill?" he even asked. Rionna looked up at him and shrugged. She felt fine, other than the weird feeling in her chest.

"I doubt it has anything to do with a sickness, master Gabriel" the white haired dwarf says as he steps closer to the two siblings. Their eyes snap at him and they wait him to continue, but instead other dwarf takes his place in explaining.

"Aye, it would seem that miss Rionna has found her One" the fat dwarf - Bofur? No, Bombur! - says with an fond smile. Rionna tilts her head and stared at him.

"My sister has found an what now?" Gabriel asked. And so the dwarves and Bilbo went on explaining, what One was, and how lucky Rionna was to find her true love. Rionna and Gabriel weren't sure how long they explaind all this to them, but they knew they were just scratching the surface with all this information. And by the end of it all, Rionna just wanted to laugh.

She had found her "true love" or it at leas existed in this world. And they called her lucky to find it! For what Rionna knew about love, it could be beautiful or monstrous! But she hadn't figured out which this would be. She hadn't even met her supposed to be One true love. So how could she know, if this love was true or not, if she didn't know the person behind this pull. And how was she suppose to find the said person?

It all stayed as mystery to her for now, since the wizards had done with their talking and had merly waited - in amusement - that the dwarves and a hobbit would stop their talk. And after they had finished, Gandalf walked back to the group, eyeing Rionna with a little mishievous twinkling in his eyes. Then he turned to address the rest of the group.

"This monstreus dog we saw earlier had come across with a group of wargs and their rider's..." the dwarves started to yell at the same time, their voice's muffing together so that none could understand what they were saying. "... AND THEY ARE ALL DEAD" Gandalf's voice boomed over the dwarves. Bilbo, Gabriel and Rionna had stood quietly and stared at the grey wizard, Bilbo being a bit worried and scared, Gabriel being just curious of these wargs and Rionna was worrying over their safety. They were suddenly keeping too much voice for her liking.

The dwarves had quieted down thanks to Gandalf's booming voice, and they all stared at him. Gandalf looked at them with an similar look the dissapointed teacher would give to his student's. Then he turned to Gabriel and Rionna.

"The dog is also dead. Radagast found it as it was killing the last of the orcs and wargs, and managed to kill it with his magic" he says, then glancing at his brown friend. Radagast gave look to the human siblings and then he turned back to Gandalf. Gabriel Ronna glanced at eachother, glad to hear that the dog was now dead.

"Never have I seen anything like it before. And I do wish that this was the last one I see. But, alas, as the dark ages are rising, I fear more of them will appear" Radagast had said, sounding now more normal than when he had arrived. Gabriel took a step towards the wizards, addressing both of them with an serious look.

"Radagast, it is nice to meet you. My name is Gabriel, and this is my baby sister Rionna. We hail from another world and that monsterous dog you saw earlier came from our world just before we did" Gabriel addres Radagast, who in turn stares at him with keen worry in his person. "And we came in here from a sort of an portal, made by the... Well, kind of an wizards's of our world. And unfortunately that dog was not the only monster that lives in our world, but whatever the dog or the other one's might appear in this world, I do not know" Gabriel finishes. The silence is heavy around them as everyone takes the news in.

"So, these wizards in your world can sent these kind of monster to our world? As well as your kinf of men?" Thorin asks. Gabriel turns to him, and nods.

"Yes. But these wizards are not good like these two are. The wizard's from our world work for the goverment, for the enemy..." Now most of the company were frowning, for how could someone working for the leader's of the kingdom be bad?! "... And they have found a way to sent these monsters, or SCP's as we call them, to other world's. I'm sure this world of your isn't the only one where these portal's open" Gabriel tells. Radagast and Gandalf share an worried look, while the dwarves and Bilbo look each other in worry and horror.

It was obious that these two came from far more dangerous world than they had expected.

No one had had anything to say for what Gabriel had told them. They all understood, well kind of, that their world was as dangerous as Middle Earth. After few seconds of silence, they had started to walk towards the mysterious destination, Radagast taking off to somewhere. Gabriel and Rionna had no idea, where this company was travelling to. They had a secret journey to do, that much was clear, but to where, they didn't know. While they were walking and talking with Fíli and Kíli, Bofur, Nori, Bilbo, and few others, Thorin and Gandalf were fighting with each other of whatever they should go to Rivendell or go past it.

"Maybe we should ask direction's to this place and go there" Rionna murmured to Gabriel, who lowered his eyes to her, his other brow up.

"Why? Here I thought we could have a little adventure with these guys" he answered. Rionna sighed and send an grimm look to Gabriel, who just shrugged.

"Haven't we gotten enough of it back in our world?" she asked, staring rather sadly ahead of her. Gabriel looked down at her and sighed, his face growing rather serious. The others had looked at them silently, until Kíli stepped next to Rionna, smiling to her.

"What about your One?" he asked. Rionna looked at the brunette and her brow rose.

"What about it?" she asked rather annoyed voice. Kíli leaned a bit away from her and stared at her as if she had grown a second head. What about it, she asked?! Surely she was crazy! Everyone around her thought.

"I don't think she understands the deep meaning of finding her One" Gloin, the red haired and bearded dwarf said, glancing at Kíli and then giving meaningful look for Rionna. She sighed and shook her head. Yes, she didn't understand it, and wasn't even sure if she wanted to.

The others kept on talking and she had stopped listening. Gabriel on the other hand took part the talking, seeming to enjoy these weird new friends of theirs. They weren't talking about the monsters of their world or anything too heavy, just some light chit chat. And finally Gandalf boomed that they would indeed go to Rivendell. However he had persuaded Thorin to go there, because he deffinetly seemed to be against going anywhere near the city. The other dwarves seemed to be a bit sour after hearing this news, but Bilbo on the pther hand seemed to be the only one to be happy to go there. Gabriel looked around them and then leaned towards his sister.

"Are you absolutly sure you want to stay in Rivendell?" he asked silently. Rionna looked around them, thinking why the dwarves refused to go there and were now grimm. Maybe there was something in the city, in the people who lived there, that dwarves couldn't stand for?

"Honestly? I don't know. It would be tempting to stay somewhere safe for once, but if the city is unsafe or something else, then I guess I'm following the company" she finally answered. Gabriel didn't say anything, just hummed. He would have loved nothing more than see his sister somewhere safe, but since they weren't from this world and he wasn't sure how dangerous it was in here, he didn't want to leave Rionna without being sure she would be safe.

#Tale Teller's 52 Week Writing Challenge #dain ironfoot #dain ironfoot x oc #Thorin Oakenshield #kili #fili #gloin #gandalf

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affcgato-archived · 4 years

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Tattoos

Though producers made the executive decision to use many of Ruby Rose’s own tattoos in her portrayal of Kate Kane, not all of them carry over. This is my interpretation of SOME OF the tattoos Kate Kane has.

blue sparrow, nape of neck ( link ), ( link nsfw )

and breathe me + pulse, left side of neck

stars, behind right ear ( link )

love, behind left ear ( link )

there is nothing new under the sun, left arm, above elbow

grumby spray painting let go tattoo, left arm ( link nsfwish )

dog portrait, left hand ( link nsfwish )

l o v e on left knuckles ( which I am also comfortable writing as having removed, given it’s only visible because of difficulty sustaining coverup of hand tattoos )

Pattern of Cherry Blossom, Waves, & Tiger, inner right arm

Pattern of Fish, and Waves, upper right arm ( does not have the cross in Ruby Rose’ actual tattoo )

yggdrasil tattoo, right forearm ( covers Ruby Rose’ own tattoos, many of which are religious iconography Kate Kane wouldn’t use, or fandom related ) ( link )

cyclone swirl, right wrist

Many more likely to be added.

important: despite what I have or have not listed, tattoos of Ruby Rose’s I very deliberately do not include for this headcanon are as follows:

- all religious iconography. Ruby Rose is Anglican, whereas Kate Kane is Jewish, as such all religious iconographical tattoos do not carry over. - all back tattoos, bar the blue sparrow on the nape of her neck. you can clearly see in the linked screenshot they were covered up, so they will be ignored in-portrayal. - Jean-Michel Basquiat portrait. it’s notably absent in shots of her arms, either due to cover up or timing. - inner lip tattoo

#→ kate kane // headcanon

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melonoverlord · 3 years

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Ask meme for my leetle Bluebeary

Which parent do they look the most like?

He has his dad’s skin, nose, and eye color, but his mom’s eye shape and hair color. He’d probably say he looks closer to his dad if he ever knew what they looked like. But he knows absolutely nothing about his folks.

Is there a name they were almost given (either by their parents or during character creation)?

During character creation, Teddy’s character picture was in the running to be Holland, but after the good tiefling girl was chosen to be petty sister, the fish kid stayed and Teddy (who was originally in the running for Liam’s name) was born.

What were they like as a kid (if they’re currently a child, what would they be like as a teen)?

It depends on the path he takes. If he gets more indoctrinated into the mafia, Teddy would simultaneously have a huge head at the fact that his sisters are the top dogs of the Family, and be a bit more mellowed out because he has to follow their example. Meaning the little Bluebeary would be just a little scarier as the Loch Ness Monster as the youngest Panahi killer.

On the other hand, if he can get out and shown that there is a way to have a healthy family, Teddy would still be mellowed out but with a stronger moral compass, still annoying at times but wanting to do right by his family and friends. In the end, his greatest strength and flaw is his loyalty to family.

What’s their drinking tolerance and what kind of drunk are they?

He’s just a baby right now, but his drinking tolerance would probably be the highest of his siblings. Water genasis can filter a lot of toxins so he would have a pretty hard time getting drunk. However, once he is drunk he would be the type who just straight up leaves a bar or party because he’s bored and wants to find another party, leaving everyone to freak out where he is. Suddenly Novi and her missing boot is not the only Panahi Cinderella story.

Where do they like to be touched?

Teddy always liked pats on the head, even if he outwardly tried to get away from them. It was the most affection Holland could give him and the most he was willing to accept in public. But he likes when his sisters ruffle his hair. It makes him feel loved.

What’s their favorite position (top/bottom/switch/pillow princess/etc.)

N/A

What are their kinks?

N/A

How do they feel about adrenaline (roller coasters, extreme sports, etc.)?

Oh he adores it. He shares Holland’s love of racing, both sisters’ love of hitting things, and the universal love of going very fast. He hasn’t been to many amusement parks, but he wants to ride every roller coaster whenever he goes.

What is their fight or flight response?

Teddy definitely leans more flight just because of what he was taught-- he’s not strong enough to go into a fight so hide. But the more he’s on his own without anyone to fight for him, he’s much more likely to go into thing head on just so he can prove himself and help his sisters. He’ll become a real Action Lad.

What’s their pain tolerance?

That being said, Teddy does have the advantage of being a little more sturdy than the average child. He grew up training alongside his sisters, even if he wasn’t doing any fighting so he’s a pretty athletic child (he likes to say this helps him be a ladies’ man, a fact that no one else agrees with), so when he does get hurt, he only complains if it’ll get someone else in trouble.

What character archetype are they the most like (the Innocent, the Hero, etc.)

He’s the only current child involved right now, he’s the only part of Novi’s life that’s relatively normal and domestic, and through Novi’s actions and decisions he may have to deal with a loss of innocence. So he’s definitely The Child.

What TV-Tropes trope would they be?

Let’s be honest, he’s Novi’s Morality Pet. He’s the real reason Novi does (or doesn’t) do a lot of things and help Novi realize that things in the mafia are fucked up, even if she doesn’t realize it for herself yet.

What John Mulaney quote/bit do they most embody?

“God, I guess they’re finally going to kill us all. All right. This is younger than I thought I would be but we are pretty big assholes.”

With the exception of love interests and immediate family, who are they closest to?

He hasn’t hung out with anyone outside of his sisters, but if he met the squad, he would probably get along with Kris. He loves animals, he’s cool and a criminal, and he would want to hear all about Kris’ exploits while on the run. It also helps that Kris is good with kids and he’s best friends with Novi.

What is their moral alignment? What would have to happen for it to shift?

Probably closer to Chaotic Neutral. He cares about his sisters and his image and really that’s it because he’s also sipping that mafia juice right alongside Novi. But if he leaves and gets new friends who care him, he can see the good in the world and want to do good by it. But for now his loyalty is to his big sister.

Are they a morning person? What are they like before 8am?

He’s a dumb little boy who would get up at 1 everyday if he could. The only thing he wants to do when he gets up (especially if he’s woken up early), is eat whatever food he can find and grouch around in his hoodie. He’s so gotdamn grumby and sleeby. No talk him.

What are they like when they’re tired?

Teddy would never tell anyone this and only Novi knows this but he’s pretty cuddly (a cuddlefish if you will) when tired. It’s usually with Keanu because it’s not as stigmatized for a boy to cuddle his doggo, but when he was younger he would slump against Novi a lot before he drifted off to naptime.

What are they like in arguments?

Although he’s annoying in any conversation, he’s even more annoying in arguments because he always wants his way and so will not let things go unless someone threatens consequences like Novi or Asazi. It sometimes helps that he’s so stubborn because he can think for himself if he needs to, but his strategy is if you can’t change their mind, annoy them until they stop fighting.

What is their dominant hand?

Left

Out of 10, how happy are they? How happy do they think they are?

For a mafia kid he’s pretty happy, especially compared to his sisters, but recently he’s been a lot lonelier with Novi and Hol on the run without a way to really contact them without getting in trouble. He’s at a 7/10 right now just hoping he can have his family back.

#imaturtlebug #Teddy Panahi #into the shadows campaign #my characters

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