#grumpy old kid

[clownsuu]

Question... Robbie.... In the mob au? 👀

Get girlie popped KDHDHDH

At first I really wanted to make him like- completely unnoticeable and nobody fuggin remembers him despite being a member JDHDHFHHF- but I wanted to make him interact with Dr.Stone so instead he’s a member thats just rarely seen anymore (Wally totally didn’t get rid of him cause he kept being fuggin annoyin)

kinda all brawls no brains like sally- used to chaotically collect debts peeps have with the ol mob (still does but significantly less since now he’s a fetcher for Dr Stone for more harder to get goods the mob needs. The mob technically can go without the help of Dr.Stone, however he is a middle man that knows just about everything needed for successful heists/deals with his knowledge and name alone)

also? This dude doesn’t know what a bed is he sleeps on just about anything (can sleep like a baby face first in a trash can)

#A minor character really just like Dr Stone #Grumpy old fart and (early) middle aged chaos #Welcome home #welcome home barnaby #welcome home sally #welcome home mob au #I still get asks if peeps can draw their ocs in the au #If I can throw my dum lil kids in this dawg you can too LMAOOO #Also cosplays and other things of the sort #I do not mind A N Y T H I N G as LONG as it is (other) clown compliant!!! #I don’t own the characters after all just the au idea! #barnaby b beagle #sally starlet #Welcome home oc robbie #robbie robs

[nelkcats]

The 7th

When the Wizard explained to Billy about his powers he forgot to mention that the Champion of Magic had a seventh patron who would manifest in his greatest moments of need. Although this one did not count as "official" since he was not exactly sharing his powers like the others.

So it's understandable that Billy would freak out at the new voice in his head telling him to steal a sandwich from one of the rude people on the subway.

Billy tried to argue with the voice about it since his parents had taught him all about good and evil but it had been a few days since his conversation with the Wizard Shazam and it had been weeks since his last decent meal other than leftovers. The Sandwich was packed and its owner wasn't paying attention, one little slip and he would have something in his stomach.

Solomon was very upset with the new voice, he was fully aware of who was talking and thought that he had left after the disaster with Adam but apparently the Ghost King had taken an interest in "The New Champion", Solomon had suspicions that it was because Billy was a kid.

The new voice introduced himself as "Phantom", he argued a lot with Solomon, didn't seem to have any moral and Zeus always muttered about his older brother's annoying best friend whenever he manifested. The boy did not know who the new God was but at least he gave good life advice. Or he liked to think so.

Phantom had many arguments with the other immortals, Hercules complained about his friendship with Kronos (which the boy found worrying but decided not to comment), Salomon about his recklessness, Atlas and Achilles bothered him constantly and Mercury kept challenging him to races. But it seemed that thanks to him everyone had become interested not only in helping Captain Marvel but also Billy!

Phantom even had a lot of good advices on being a young hero or keeping his secret from the League and for the first time since he got his powers Billy didn't feel so lost.

#dpxdc #prompt #Danny is like his mentor #he take care of Billy #the kid remind him of his past self #ghost king danny #he is considered the god of all death #because of the realms #and is Hades BFF #Apparently Sam liked talking with Persephone and present him to Hades #Zeus is just grumpy because Phantom prefer his older brother AND dad before him #dp x dc #dc x dp #Danny got interested because Billy is a kid #he disconnected from the other champions before #too old or wise #they didn't take his teen voice seriously #Danny is the reason the Champions of Magic are almost immortal in that form #and can manage all the magic inside their body #the rock is also connected to the realms #danny phantom #shazam #captain marvel #dc x dp prompt #billy batson

[nounaarts]

Sketch I was too lazy to colour

Idk what I'm doing anymore lol

#hes a grumpy old man #idk i just wanted to make him angy #hes pissed at everyone who touches his son #his breaking point #lmk #lego monkie kid #lego monkey kid fanart #monkie kid #sun wukong #lmk monkey king #sketch #doodle #nounaarts

[lazybakerart]

☆Team☆Urameshi☆

#yu yu hakusho #my stuff #my edit #yusuke urameshi #kazuma kuwabara #hiei #kurama #genkai #koenma jr #you have to understand im so excited and i love them and no one can dampen my hype #i love adult koenma tho i hope we get to see him in his usual toddler form since hes more fun as a bratty kid #genkai looks old and grumpy and i love that and i hope shes a raging a-hole #kurama continuing his routine of getting the shit beat out of him before he wins #hiei being cocky and kuwabara being silly and yusuke being a big ole softy for keiko #this has genuinely been the bright spot of the last horrible truly god awful month of my life

[isasan347]

The Legend :D

#legend in funky colors #and with extra #✨F L O O F✨ #tw: eye strain #I think #but just to be sure #linked universe #legend linked universe #lu legend #legend lu #linked universe legend #he looks like the kid that he is #good #he’s too young to have a grumpy old man face #loz

[punk-dad-sharkz]

i think it's really funny how the batchers, and literally everyone else, call omega "the kid/a kid" when she's like, idk, 15 at this point. she's old enough to drive a space golf cart by now

#I say as if she doesn't fly a whole ass ship on occasion #and I know she technically is still a kid but like #shes a grumpy teenager #idk I feel like I keep having to remind myself she isn't forever and ever 11 years old #sharkz rambles in the tags #star wars #the bad batch #omega tbb #tbb #tcw

[ne-cocoa]

oh look, a freenoodle! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ also my first successful attempt at drawing Pigsy, yay XD

#no kidding like I drew him once before but hated it but LOOOOK HE A FLUFFY ADORABLE OLD MAN 😭 #grumpy old man indeed #just wanna squish em owo #roasted marshmallows au #monkie kid #lego monkie kid #sketch #lmk #lmk art #lmk au #my art #freenoodleshipping #lmk freenoodles #pigsy fanart #monkie kid pigsy #tang x pigsy #pigsy #tang #lego monkie kid tang #monkie kid tang #pigsy lego monkie kid #lego monkie kid au #monkie kid au #monkie kid art #monkie kid fanart

[kedicatt-cotl]

Heket revived (part 1)

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Narinder and Baabaa decided to communicate with Heket though writing... for now, at least.

It’s part 1 out of 2 or maybe 3 (I haven’t storyboarded it further yet, so I dunno how many pages it’ll be)

To be continued!

#no she doesnt #her name is heket shes multi millenia years old and she never learned how to fucking write #no of course she knows how to write narinder would know if she didnt #narinder came to say sorry #but he saw heket and her grumpy face annoyed him too much #JUST WRITE YOU FROG #i believe they had a lot of sibling rivalry before the whole thing even happened #just being mean to each other #cult of the baabaa kids #cult of the lamb #cotl #cotl heket #cotl narinder #cotl lamb #cotl narilamb #cotl art #cotl au #cotl relics of the old faith

[soothedcerberus]

Never finished this Vash but ehh here 

#i feel like a grumpy old person seeing everyone love the 3d kid vash like back in MY day we had the real vash #nah im happy more people are finally being introduced to this wonderful series #the new show is just not for me #trigun #Vash the Stampede #watercolor #anime #my art #my first anime boy crush lol i was like 13

[solradguy]

come on grandpa its fine. let your inner dadguy out

Maybe I should........

#asks #The dadguy jokes are great because I don't even want to have kids and I don't really like being around them #(they're loud and emotional and my Grumpy Threshold™️ is incompatible with that. it's not their problem though they can't help it) #But kids generally love me whenever I'm in a situation where I have to hang out with them. Like if a friend's got a kid or whatever #I don't know how you're supposed to be around kids so I just swear less and treat them like tiny stupid adults #Which seems to work!! #They don't like being talked down to but they don't understand everything because like they're brand new human beings you know? #I don't know!! I'm just like 'Tell me about Roblox/Minecraft/Fortnite/FNAF' and let them talk about it full bore #Or if they're kinda shy I'm just like 'Hey buddy let's draw some pictures' #Kids love drawing. I have never met a kid that did not go apeshit over making little images. Universal human experience #Accidentally got my one friend's kid into grindcore+death metal once though. Not ideal lmfao A little too heavy for a kid imo #Friend was like 'Hey my kid loves spooky music got any recs?' and I was like #'Uhhh napalmdeath-fullalbum.mp3' as a joke and his kid went NUTS for it LMFAOOO #I made a playlist of abyssally heavy metal just for her. She's like 6 years old rofl

[a-dope-fiend]

not to be a spy fangirl but spy isn't actually as much of an asshole as some people like to think. he may be standoffish yes but he does help people. in expiration date he literally spends what he thinks are his last 3 days of living helping scout get a date with miss pauling i mean come on.

that's not to say that he's some beacon of goodness but. like the others he is literally just some guy i don't like when people act like he's a Horrible Heartless Bastard.

#leave him alone he's just kind of a grumpy old man he isn't any worse than the other mercenaries #that one moment in the comics where he took the time to comfort a kid #a RANDOM ASS KID BRO #tf2 #spy

[sneedlier]

Wooo wordgirl oc redesign!!

He used to be a villain but I redesigned him so he's just an ex-scientist instead. Also he's Amazon Guy's younger brother and he used to be Steven's lab partner before he got turned into Two-Brains, that's when he quit. He's now the science teacher at Woodview elementary and basically tries to mind his own business half the time (more info on him in the pictures if u can read my handwriting LMFAO)

Also yes I ship him with Two-Brains what did u expect from me

I'll probably post more of him, like him in wordgirl scenes

An extra ref sheet that's slightly outdated

#also hes literally the stereotypical grumpy guy but hes not old #he definitely says he hates kid wben tho he has one 😭🙏 #| #wordgirl #word girl #wordgirl pbs #wordgirl fanart #wordgirl oc #dr. two brains #doctor two brains #two brains #dr two brains #steven boxlietner #amazo guy #fanart #doodle #doodles #hari actually draws #「🎨」 HARI DRAWS ━➤ 🧪🌑

[cup-noodle]

I need someone to write an Ice Court Heist AU with the Hargreeves siblings this very moment

#luther is obvi matthias (dumbass muscle with a heart of gold) #then diego is inej (🔪🔪🔪) #allison is nina (knows how to work people & fab fashion sense) #klaus is jesper (resident bi clown with addiction issues) #five is kaz (grumpy old man™️) #vanya/viktor's gotta be wylan right (A+ father relationship and kinda the baby of the bunch) #i guess ben can be kuwei as a treat ('sweet' asian kid until he's not & also not really part of the main group rn) #the umbrella academy #six of crows #grishaverse #hargreeves siblings #noodle rambles

[blackcrowing]

In proper "fucking around" nature, I believe my upstairs neighbors (who I do not know but would gamble my life savings are either wiccan or eclectic witches) invited something into the building.

When we moved in at the beginning of this year it was very refreshing to be in a space that was clearly only inhabited by my family, with no unseen guests.

In the last two weeks I've had at least 3 things moved, including a basket (which was solidly positioned) fall over in an empty room. So I've offered it a few snacks in the hopes we can exist amicably, but it is yet to been seen the exact nature of what they've inadvertently done.

I honestly hope I don't have to get my hands on a Juniper bundle because I haven't found any bushes around here and I really don't want to have to buy some 🫠

#personal #blackcrowing #be careful of what you're doing out there kids #sometimes when you fuck around you bring things in without meaning to and they're not always benign #not to spook people or be a grumpy old person about it #but just actually KNOW what you're doing

[the-oaken-muse]

A Man Called Otto (2022) has the same vibes as Up (2009), but, like, if Carl Fredricksen was suicidal

Thank you for coming to my one sentence movie review

#tw suicide mention #a man called otto #up movie #i saw the movie last weekend and finally figured out why it felt familiar #spoilers? #like you've got the grumpy old widower #the wife who can't have kids #the lovable animal companion #lots of knocking on the front door #real estate developers are the enemy #if you loved Up and want a more mature version this might be the movie for you #just check for trigger warnings before you go #disclaimer: i have not read the book but i saw it with someone who did

[soulsxng]

They were heading back from running some of the errands that had piled up when they were in Vanystea, when the sharp smell of blood hit their nose. While that wasn't necessarily an oddity in the Plains, the fact that they were passing through one of the biggest gathering areas for the packs without seeing more than a handful of other Aifaen made it stand out in a way that had brilliant red fur raising to stand on end.

Eleare's ears pinned back against their head, and they did a little circle as they investigated the smell further. In the same direction, they could smell a large group of other beasts gathered. And as they followed the trail a bit further, they picked up something more...familiar. Three scents that they had come to know intimately, over the years.

Before they've even fully realized it, their paws are carrying them toward the sources of the scent in a full sprint. When they reach the others, gathered around in an anxious circle, the inari squeezes and leaps their way through the crowd, ignoring the grumbles and snarls that some gave in response.

"Ma..."

"Mom..."

Just as they'd thought, the moment they broke through the crowd, Eleare was met with the faces of their older children-- Thelrin and Raelin. They had been knelt on the ground with their backs toward Eleare at first, but the moment they got close enough and shifted forms, both jumped to their feet and turned to face Eleare.

Red eyes traveled quickly over their forms, making sure that they weren't injured before moving on to the person the two had been kneeling beside. They could feel their stomach twist in anticipation, before dropping altogether when their gaze fell upon the third familiar face.

"Eleare? Wh--"

Before he can even respond, they're practically on top of him. Hands pushing clothing aside to get a better look at the wounds that littered the other Aifaen's body. They had to fight their instincts to growl and shoo away the healers that were already helping him, and instead gripped the man's arm tight.

"What happened to you? When did you get back from Ahnia, Antale?" They sounded angry, and both Thelrin and Raelin's ears pressed back flat to their heads, starting to move away to avoid Eleare's wrath. Unfortunately, that only seemed to draw their attention. "And you two! If your father is back home, let alone injured, why would neither of you come to get me? I swear to Bralis, Tal, if you told them not to just because you didn't want to worry me, I'm going to finish you off in front of the whole Plains!"

"Lea, please...it hasn't been long, I promise." The man-- Antale-- lifts a hand, pressing a finger to their nose despite the way their lip curled like they were ready to bite. They don't, though...after a moment or two, the harsh air around them falters, and they lower their head a bit, so Antale's fingers could run through their hair, and rub at one fluffy ear. "I'm fine, I've had worse than this. The exhaustion from the fighting caught up to me, is all."

Eleare doesn't seem at all pleased to hear the last bit, but as it seems that Antale had more to say, they kept it to themself.

"...Something happened in Ahnia-- Elyki is causing trouble alongside the coup out there. That's why I'm here, and why I'm worse for wear. I was asked to relay what happened to the heads. Warn them, and see if they can spare some help."

#[Eleare -drabbles-] #[Antale -drabbles-] #[Raelin -drabbles-] #[Thelrin -drabbles-] #[royalty verse] #Eleare when worried just immediately gets grumpy and bossy out of concern #If they didn't have Antale's arm in a death grip #they would probably have been swatting irritably at his chest #Raelin and Thelrin are both in the bg just 'Here they go... ^^;;;;; ' #but yeah Antale is-- in the royalty verse-- a close friend and confidant to Eleare #as well as the father of Eleare's kiddos #(Eleare feeling the need to point out that-- like I already said-- they're /friends/. That's it.) #While in the regular verse he's the mysterious and precious someone that gave Eleare their name! #As for Raelin and Thelrin (who weren't gonna be in this drabble. But I ended up finding good fcs for them and decided why not) #they're technically Eleare's middle two kids in the regular verse-- their first two god children. Their oldest two there are two Guardians #that live in Metsan not Alfheim #I decided 7 kids is a lot to manage in royalty though and decided not to add the oldest two #the younger three are still /actual/ kiddos...can't really decide how old yet though #ANYWAY NOW THAT I'VE WRITTEN A NOVEL IN THE TAGS-- #yeah this is the aftermath of the Mattias drabble I wrote a while ago >:3