#grumpy snoot

[grumpy-limsan-customs-cat]

Excuse me, but

CATMOM CATMOM

#ffxiv #grumpy-limsan-customs-cat #final fantasy 14 #FFXIV Dawntrail Benchmark #screenshots #Sipha #It's not perfect I'd prefer a better long hair option and wider snoot #but I'm glad how close I got to her original idea #Can't wait to see her in caster gear

[simiansmoke]

@k-ruelty

"Now is that any way to talk to your Daddy~? It's no wonder that grey fellow called you misbehaved. and stupid. and fatherless. and annoying. and ugly. and sad. and--" If every insult he spoke in that moment was written on a scroll, it would roll from one side of the island to the other. "Our borders, Son. As your father, I rule this island. Now be a dear and go start on dinner. You know I hate coming home to an empty table... Ahahaha!"

"Uh huh...I don't recall half of those being mentioned!" He squints over at him, finding the croc's smug expression the most punchable thing he's seen in his life, and he's seen Diddy attempting to floss, so it's pretty fucking high up there-

A very loud snort interrupts his violent thoughts as he gives the croc an incredulous look. "My WHAT?! You know you really shouldn't rope random people into your weird little fantasies!"

Having enough reptilian idiocy for the night, DK turns the other way, swinging his weight roughly into one hip as started forward as if he could just summon a vicious gale by doing so that would sweep the other up and off the island. "Yeah, I'll bet... the only thing true about your pretend-mode is that you put the FAT in father."

#//lookit that grumpy snoot lmao #//k rool why u out here roping me into your weirdo irl roleplays- #//go write a fanfic or something #k-ruelty #//god he probably has...it's probably on that rule 34 hell site

[separatist-apologist]

Hi 👋🏽

I am reading your Dragon Fics and it is the cutest thing I have ever read in my life! I'm loving it!

I hope you have a great day and can relax and enjoy your moment :)

this is so sweet! More dragon Azriel next week (it's almost done) where we get to meet a lady dragon, gwyn makes a non-Azriel friend, and the two of them stay HELLA handsy

#also some plot #im sorry #but in order to do dragon cassian next #we have to have plot #ALSO #with this little plot #we COULD introduce a lil western dragon #a grumpy mean bean #a little autumn themed dragon poking his snoot where it doesnt belong

[dawndelion-winery]

Very well then… thank you

~ Dottore

He’s like a grumpy cat. (Also when I talk like this in an ask, I’m usually talking to Dottore/referencing him, it adds flavour /j) ~ Mod

I'm not looking at his pretty face or anything ok hush I am merely looking

#winery guests: doctor 2.0 #understandable mod #he is a grumpy cat and i bood the snoot only to have my arm chomped off

[babushkatty]

Tranquil SAGAU - Part 3

-> Part 1

-> Part 2

-> Part 4

Turns out, you did jinx yourself last week.

You should have learnt your lesson from all those times you and your sister had spoken bad luck into existence, be it unannounced guests or other inconveniences.

But you didn't, so here you were.

Staring down motherfucking Ursa the Drake, with Dvalin pinning them (her?) down with his massive body and motherfucking Crepus Ragnvindr looking at you both simultaneously like it's Christmas and like he thinks he's schizophrenic.

Diluc didn't look any better. He was as white as a sheet and if you were any better at identifying emotions, you'd think he was about to cry.

...surely not?

But then again, he was younger than in the game and his father was right there, alive and well - you doubted he was anything like the cold and grumpy Diluc who closed himself off from the world that you knew.

A terrified baby that was probably overthinking how Ursa would kill him, his father and the whole cohort they traveled with all the way to Tuesday.

...now you just felt bad for judging. You wouldn't be any better in his place, especially without your scary Dvalin priviledges.

"Ursa, darling, what exactly are you doing?"

All you got for your troubles was a roar in your face.

Except it didn't even feel like a scary dragon about to eat you, it felt like a child throwing a tantrum.

...the notion of Ursa being this uncontested and plaguing Mondstadt for a thousand years while being a mere child was kind of terrifying actually, so you very deliberately decided not to dwell on it. For your own sanity, if nothing else.

"Dvalin, you know Ursa, so... Any ideas?" You asked the dragon, who looked almost bored as he outright lounged on Ursa as if they (she?) were his beddings. If that didn't make a statement, you didn't know what would.

"While we did not cross paths frequently in the past, I had always thought her to be... Especially nefarious."

Ursa trashed around, but Dvalin didn't budge and effortlessly kept them (her? her.) pinned down.

"She reminds me of Durin. But where Durin was oblivious to the grevious harm he caused and merely wanted to play, Ursa is fully conscious and reveling in the pain she inflicts on others, often being open to agreements that involve human sacrifice."

Ursa screeched. In protest, maybe?

"For now, there is not much that can be done. You would need to be much stronger to subdue her permamently, which requires time. But I shall stall her until you are strong enough, alongside Boreas."

Oh.

So your scary Dvalin priviledges were being voided. It was a shame, you really liked his company -- his stories were a delight to listen to and he spoiled you rotten for comfortable accomodations, any bed or chair from now on would be a massive downgrade.

Still, it was understandable. Responsibilities and human lives were priority over your comfort. You weren't going to complain too much.

"I'll miss you," you say as you stroke his wings, not really having access to his torso or head to hug him properly due to Ursa.

Speaking of Ursa...

"Be good. You're making trouble for everyone."

And maybe you were being reckless and simply asking for your arm and face to be bitten off, but you flicked her on the snoot, because you only live once and Dvalin had you mildly convinced nothing in Teyvat would hurt you.

Ursa startles and then, honest to God, whines.

Dvalin huffs in what you assume is amusement and grabs at Ursa with his massive limbs. His wings stretch as he readies himself to take flight.

"I will miss you too, (Name)."

And just like that both dragons are gone like the wind.

...

That left you all alone to face the Ragnvindr and C.O., so you put on your customer service smile and clap your hands in fake excitement you really don't feel.

If nothing else, working in retail taught you how to play the fool.

"So, now that that is done and over with. I believe you have a mess to clean up?"

Crepus looks at you like you grew an extra head, before doubling over in a hearty laugh that broke through the weird atmosphere that settled over the caravan as easily as a hot knife through butter.

Diluc still looks like a poke would knock him over, but at least he got some colour back in him.

"Ah, thank you for that."

Crepus walks over to you and offers you a handshake, gripping your hand firmly and with enthusiasm that was entirely on him. Not that you weren't excited to meet characters from Genshin... but that was the thing, wasn't it? They weren't the characters you knew in Genshin. Crepus was barely a mention, Diluc was a different person entirely and the rest of the caravan were either NPCs hanging around on the map somewhere or didn't exist in the game at all.

So, you had to treat them like actual people.

And you weren't good with people.

"No problem. I'm (Name) (Last Name), just call me (Name) please."

Smile through the pain Harold, grant me your strength.

"Crepus Ragnvindr, and the redhead over there is my son, Diluc. It's a pleasure to meet you, (Name)."

He lets go of your hand and smiles so brightly you half-heartedly wished for some sunglasses. Was this man sunshine personified? Certaintly felt like he was.

"I would say I wish we met under different circumstances, but that's not exactly the truth, is it? Any other circumstances would have me trying to fight Ursa the Drake and that was bound to end badly for me, so... Thank you for saving my life."

And at that precise moment the Knights of Favonius spurred on by Kaeya Alberich himself burst into the scene, weapons ready.

...Kaeya looked like such a baby too, it had you thinking on just how young the literal children like Diona would be.

☆(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ* ✨ Author Note✨

Suprise, we're 4 years early in the timeline! And I have no idea what the timeline is besides what little I glimpsed from the Wiki, so lore accuracy is thrown out the window!

✨ I still can't tag the one person that asked to be tagged and I'm feeling horrible for it even when it's not my fault ✨

Also, yes, ✨ is my favourite emoji, why do you ask? :D

Also, also -- yes, I did pump out 3 parts in 2/3 days, it is an anomaly, do not expect such pace from me especially since I'm about to throw myself head first into HSR.

✨Self-plug time✨

My UID is 715 837 832 and I got a lvl50 Bronya as support.

I am still on Walt copium, even though I didn't get him even once despite the many, MANY rerolls I did, but that is neither here nor there.

#genshin sagau #sagau x reader #sagau #genshin impact #x reader #genshin x reader #isekai #x gender neutral reader #x gn reader #x gn y/n #self aware genshin

[trashboatprince]

Could i ask for an eye forward aziraphale wearing a fashionable snarf?

The most fashionable of grumpy snarfs! Kept happy with snoot touches ♡

#good omens #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #crowley #ineffable husbands #ineffable spouses #john's art

[voidsentprinces]

[neighawolf]

Bastian and Marcechamp

Bird loving cat man gets annoyed by his favourite elf. Elf man tempts fate by picking on grumpy black cat. Snoot boops. Head bonks. Nuzzles.

#ffxiv #love #ffxiv wol #ffxiv oc #ffxiv gpose #oc lore #ffxiv miqo'te #ffxiv screenshots #final fantasy 14 #ff14 #final fantasy xiv #wol #rarepair #ffxiv rarepair

[balloonboyismyson]

Worker 1: Monty's late again...

Worker 2: Because of them?

W1: Because of them

W2: I don't get it, why don't they just fire them if they're causing such an inconvinience?

W1: A manager tried. Once. Monty heard about it and he threw a tantrum and refused to work. Since the managers don't want to spend money on a new animatronic, they decided it was easier to just bring them back so he'd at least work

He was so grumpy about. SO mad. How dare they take his snoot kisser away?? Fire his favorite employee?? His sugerpie honeybunch? He just sat in his greenroom and growled at anyone who wasn't Y/N

Management fires you and Monty becomes 100000x more angry than normal and breaks EVERYTHING and so your prior boss RUNS to the phone and BEGS you on their HANDS AND KNEES to come back PLEASE with Monty staring at them with bared teeth

#Clownie honks #asks #//He would cause SO MUCH DESTRUCTION OH MY GOD #//WAY more than paying you would EVER be even with three raises and a bonus

[hotpinkboots]

Hi!! Mind if I get relationship headcanons of scp 682 with an scp reader? I’d prefer if the reader was also quad (on all fours) and immortal, just so it’s not awkward. I’d also like if the reader and 682 have known eachother for centuries so they’re super inlove <333 and if you don’t mind, maybe some hcs of them having children? Lmk if you don’t want to, that’s totally fine! a̶n̶d̶ ̶m̶a̶y̶b̶e̶ ̶h̶e̶a̶t̶e̶d̶/̶i̶m̶p̶l̶i̶c̶a̶t̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶s̶t̶u̶f̶f̶ ̶i̶f̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶’̶r̶e̶ ̶o̶k̶a̶y̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ 👀

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~𝕾𝕮𝕻-682 x SCP!Reader Headcanons~

HELP WHY AREN'T THERE ANY 682 GIFS

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GRGEHDEJXJCKDDGRRR YES THIS IS GLORIOUS

MY REACTION WHEN I SAW THIS REQUEST:

Note: Reader is shaped like alligator frog lizard too I think and if not then at least on all fours as asked, and are pretty much an evil power couple.

Note 2: There's a lil' bit of heated headcanons ofc 💅

Note 3: Some of the words are black to match 682's theme. I suggest turning on a lighter theme to read.

~Enjoy~

★★★★

𝕾𝕮𝕻-682

★★★★

~YOU'RE THE ONLY LIFE FORM HE LIKES

~Like. he's stupid and in love with you and refuses to let anyone else see it.

~But the security cameras can see, unfortunately.

~Just pokes you in the side with his snoot to get your attention.

~He's a smug and coy bastard who likes to make dark jokes and tease you. He's rude, but in a "I love you but you're stupid but you're really not stupid and I just don't know how to express my love so I'm gonna call you stupid because I love you so you're stupid" way. like he's tsundere but he's not cruel toward you.

~Y'know he's constantly having people on his ass trying to kill him. He's always fine but you like to fuss over him and mutter about humans being scum 💜

~Would cause an absolute damned RIOT if they tried to find a way to kill YOU.

~Gets angry pretty easily, but sitting beside you and grumbling about whatever he's pissed about while you humor him makes him feel better.

~Gets annoyed if you tease him about how grumpy he is, but he ends up chuckling anyway.

~NOW WHEN THINGS GET ALL HEATED aka he's horny, he's a literal animal. I mean. More than he already is.

~Will definitely try to put on a show for you by showing off his ego and resting his muzzle on your head while he tries to seduce you with dirty talk, badically. How the hell is he so human for being such an animal? No one wants to know, honestly 🤡

~SORRY BUT BREEDING KINK. I know I'm like "oh yeah I don't do smut" SO THIS IS THE ONLY THING I'LL SAY.

~Def gonna give you some babies, and all the bitches working at the facility are trying to stop it because they CANNOT HANDLE ANOTHER LIZARD THING THAT LEGITIMATELY WON'T DIE

~Sucks to be them I guess because it happens anyway.

~Nudges them babies around to play around, like he does with you.

~He is violently protective of you and the little monster babies.

~Plans are made to separate you from each other and to kill the babies.

~Doesn't work. Nope. Absolutely not. Half the personnel people or whatever died that day.

~682 does seem to be a lot happier with you and some kiddos- It's a huge difference from how usually pissed he constantly is everyday of his life. He's still rude and annoyed, obviously, that'll never change. You and the babies are the only life forms he likes at all, and he's terribly in love with you c:

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⭐REBLOGS⭐>💀LIKES💀

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~Love, PinkBoots

#scp containment breach #scp 682 #scp containment breach x reader #scp 682 x reader #682 x reader

[shapeshiftinterest]

Rawr! XD: sun x moon x monty

noticed monty roars right before his boss fight and saw a pic of a dinosaur with text like ‘“RAWR!” (that means i love you in dinosaur)’; prompt i thought of in the discord

he’s strumming lovesong (the way) by charlie burg

monty demonstrates his bilingual skills to sun and moon

story under the read more

Rawr! XD (also on ao3)

Monty strummed his bass, humming the lyrics to a song one of the staff had showed him yesterday. He was spending the day with Sun and Moon while the plex was getting deep cleaned, since Superstar Daycare was one of the last places on the list.

Well, mostly Sun at the moment, Moon’s AI was taking a nap in their shared headspace.

Monty stopped playing to nudge the other with his elbow.

“Hey, Sun.”

“Yeeeeeeees?~” Sun lilted, rotated his head to look at the gator so he wouldn’t have to from his comfortable position.

Monty cleared his voicebox and drew in a deep ‘breath’.

“Mon-?”

“GRAAAAAAAAAAWWWRRRR!!!”

“GOODNESS GRACIOUS!”

Sun swayed, disoriented from the sudden sound; auditory processors  ringing. 

“What the Faz is going on?!?” Moon yelled. His nap had been rudely interrupted by whatever the heck just happened and he demanded to know why!

Oblivious to their confusion, Monty grinned at the floor and scratched his cheek with a claw, the end of his tail twitching as he tried to hold back from wagging it full force.

“That means ‘I love you’ in gator,” he said, awkwardly. “Made it extra loud so Moonie could hear it too.”

Well gosh, they couldn’t be mad at him now.

“Aaawwww, Gummy. C’mere, you!”

Sun held the gator’s cheeks to turn his head towards them and pressed their faceplate against his snoot, and then all over his face.

“Mwuah! Mwuah! Mwuah!”

Monty laughed, trying to break out of the Daycare Attendant’s hold.

“Nooooo!”

“We love you too, silly.”

“Bleh, gross!”

Monty jokingly rolled his eyes and lightly bunted his snoot agains Sun’s faceplate in retaliation.

“Ho ho ho!” 

The two settled back down and Monty started strumming again.

...

“Y’know you’ll have to do it again once Moonie takes over so it’s fair, right?”

The bassist slid down until he was on his back and rolled over so he was face down on the floor cushions, groaning in embarrassment while Sun chuckled above him.

An hour later the lights turned off, and a staff member passing by the Daycare almost had a heart attack at the loud roar from inside.

BONUS:

monty doesn’t get how the DA’s ‘sharing a body/ mindspace’ works so he roared extra loud to make sure moon would feel included

moon is grumpy from being woken up but forgives him and, once he’s in control of the body, asks that monty give a little warning next time

sun and moon can’t really roar back; when they try, it comes out kinda weak or sounds more like they’re saying the word ‘rawr!’ out loud vs actually doing it

it’s rlly silly tho cuz sometimes monty and the DA will hang out and either sun or moon will like, nudge monty’s hand and say a tiny ‘rawr!’

and he’ll laugh and wag his tail so hard that if a kid were nearby they’d be flying if they got hit

#my words #my fanfic #fanfiction #shapeshiftinterest #games #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #montgomery gator #monty #sun #sundrop #moon #moondrop #glittergolf #LGBTQA #rawr! means i love you #kisses #robots #alligators #animals

[spaciebabie]

We show off pets

Look at Kitties!!!

One is dumb the other grumpy

uuuuuu i boop both their snoots. distinguished. crossed legs relaxed chill babies

#spacie splains #brain bleach

[draconxs]

Grumpy old man is going to send some very painful boops back if ya'll don't leave his poor sensitive snoot alone! He needs it to sniff out more booze.

#✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*dash comm*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ #a certain unicorn lady is going to get roasted on a spit come morning time don't test him #his nose big red n' sore now

[slidepool]

Good Omens Oneshot: Snake Crowley

In a small tucked-away corner of the quiet bookshop held a reptile enclosure. A bright heat lamp shined on various rocks and plants inside the enclosure, and a burnt red and black snake rested on the biggest rock that was placed directly under the lamp. An eloquent sign was placed on top of the mesh roof of the enclosure. It read, 'Hello, I'm Anthony. Please don't tap on the glass or try to handle me, I like my space.' Too many people had gotten curious and some rude customers had tapped on the glass, shouted at the being, and tried to handle the uniquely colored snake. Each time Aziraphale had to step in and escort them out, the snake hissed and carried on until he was picked up specifically into the angel's hands.

Today was no different than a normal day as Crowley had been happily dozing in the warmth of the enclosure. Customers passed by with the occasional gasp of surprise or disgust when someone passed by the area. He couldn't care less and didn't bother to move but a small voice caught his attention as two new customers entered.

"Mom! There's a snake over there!" He heard a kid whisper excitedly as he felt two pair of eyes fall over him. "Can we say hi? Please!"

The mom sighed but he couldn't hear any actual discontent in her voice, "Oh alright, we can say hello." A pair of footsteps walked over to him, he was half tempted to open an eye and gauge their reactions but held off for the moment. "Ooh there's a sign on top, can you try and read it?" The woman encouraged and the kid started to sound out what the card said, occasionally needing help with a vowel.

Aziraphale had added that card not too long ago which helped lessen the amount of people that thought it was a good idea to bother him. Crowley would never admit this but he was all bark and no bite when it came to people messing with him. He could inflict some serious damage, emphasize on the could, but he didn't want to give the bookshop a bad name. Aziraphale had made this nice enclosure just for him and he'd hate to get it taken away because he bit someone.

It took a minute but the kid had finished reading the sign when Crowley yawned, showing off his sharp fangs and alien-like mouth, and opened his eyes. He didn't mind children's curiosity but it was funny to spook them, usually his yawn scared them and he would snicker at their shrill screams. But he was surprised to find the kid staring at him with a big smile, "Pretty teeth," They whispered as he continued to stare.

"Do you know what kind of snake this is sweetheart?" The mom asked almost uncertain,  Crowley silently snickered as he turned to her and she winced at the eye contact.

"I'm not sure, I've never seen any like this one in any of my books." The kid mused happily with a smile, inching his face closer to the glass despite his mom's nervousness.

'Oh so this kid likes snakes, what a pleasant surprise' Crowley thought as he slithered close to the glass too and the child gasped excitedly.

"Hello," He whispered before trying to stifle his giggles. Cowley tilted his head slowly from side to side which made the kid giggle more, he liked this kid. "I'd like to hold you but your sign says not to," The kid said sadly and drooped a little.

"Maybe we can ask the owner if you could see him outside of the tank," The mom offered hopefully trying to cheer up the little one.

Crowley internally smiled, he was definitely going to be on his best behavior for this kid. It was rare he let anyone else handle him other than Aziraphale, but gentle and curious children were the only exception. The pair walked away hand in hand looking for the owner, Crowley couldn't help but wiggle happily as he watched them go. He could pick up on Aziraphale's voice as the family found the angel and talked to him, Crowley pressed his snoot against the glass as he waited.

"He can be a bit of a grumpy gus sometimes, his previous owners were dreadful and he's still learning there are kind people," Aziraphale rambled as he lead the way back to Crowley's enclosure, "Oh look he's excited," He cooed as he noticed the snake's good mood. The angel moved the sign to the side so he could take the mesh wire lid off, dipping a hand into the enclosure. Crowley quickly slithered on and wrapped around Aziraphale's arm, his tail twitching back and forth excitedly as he was handled and the kid's eyes brightened. He tried to stretch his neck out to reach the child but nearly fell and had to be rescued by the angel

"Woah there," Aziraphale lightly chastised the snake as he resituated the being back on his arm. "He seems to like you a lot, you must be very special. Did you want to hold him?" He added with a smile and crouched down to the kid's level, Crowley pretended to not notice the mom take a slight step back.

The child gasped and looked at Aziraphale with big excited eyes, "Yes please!"

The angel gently helped Crowley loop himself around the child's arm and how best to support the snake. The demon nuzzled his head against the small palm, letting his tongue dart out to tickle his palm too. After a couple of giggles, he settled down and glanced around at the group, the mom looked wary but seemed happy that her little one was happy. Plus the fond looks Aziraphale was giving him made him preen at the attention.

"What kind of snake is he Mr?" The child asked as they started to rub the snake's head, Crowley happily closed his eyes and leaned into the touch.

"You know, I'm not really sure. He showed up one day while I was in a bit of a pinch, and we've been friends ever since." Aziraphale smiled fondly as he thought back on when he first met the demon.

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"That was very kind of you earlier dear," Aziraphale said with a smile as he passed a warm cup over to Crowley, who was now in normal human form.

"Well, they didn't scream in terror when I yawned, so yeah." Crowley shrugged and waved off the angel's bright smile, a bit embarrassed with the praise.

#slidepool’s fics #slidepool writes #good omens #ineffable husbands

[nagaparadise]

How would the nagas react if you went up to them to Boop The Snoot?

Rune: Grabs your hand after you pull away, glaring at you with eyes that say ‘don’t you dare do that again. Or else.’ However, his grumpy expression only tempts you even more, and you can’t help but boop his nose again, to which his glare only intensifies, mainly due to the fact that he doesn’t want you to know that he secretly finds it cute.

Forest Guardian: Is initially confused the first time you do it, and believes that it’s a human custom, leading him to start greeting you by booping your nose. After you tell him that it isn’t a human greeting, he quickly becomes embarrassed, but you assure him that you found it cute, leading you two to continue booping each other’s nose as your own special greeting.

Halloran: Like the Forest Guardian, Halloran initially believes that it’s a strange human custom, but thinks that it’s a contest to see who can boop the other’s nose the most in a day. You don’t even bother to correct him, but instead try to keep up with him as he continuously boops you with his index fingers and tentacles throughout the day. Over time, he eventually slows down, but there are times where you sometimes find yourself the victim of his “10 finger boops” attack.

#exophilia #terato #monster x reader #naga #safe #rune post #guardian post #halloran post

[brownhairedbookworm]

“I would, but my kobold tower tugged my hair for daring to think about it. Cuddle later— Ow! Quit it!”

Snoot flick for the kobold on his shoulders who then went >:(

Poor guy is grumpy </3

"Hey, hey, everyone play nice. We're all gonna be on the floor and we can all cuddle, and that includes everyone cuddling Wool, if he wants to join us."

#musesandoddfashion