dipper: do you have a backup plan if the mystery shack stops making money, grunkle stan?
grunkle stan: lure college kids out here to stay in the shack, then wait for them to get murdered and steal all their stuff
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I call this one “Ford Pines has the worst taste in men, possibly ever”. Bonus:
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every single human spamton design can be placed on a spectrum between these two men
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grunkle stan: my backstory is tragic as hell, and that's why i steal things
dipper: really?
grunkle stan: hell no. i just love to steal
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