#grusk divorce

[quarterdollar]

gabenath had to divorce so that pokemas could freely tease perfectworld 24/7 even when it’s not relevant because there can only be one grusk as french cartoon terrorists pairing active at one time in the world. otherwise the universe would end

#shitpost #normal post victor !

[festivenatural]

HE’S GAY?!!!

#elon musk #explains the grusk divorce buthejfjkekdkdkd what the FUCKFJDJKSKSLMAO

[kittykatninja321]

Both Bill Gates and Bezos are free to participate in white boy summer

#Grusk divorce would make a complete trio

[oflgtfol]

yeah every day has been increasingly off the fucking walls with the sheer amount of things happening daily lately. but people trying to make dates notorious just aint cutting it anymore like. you will never be nov 5th

#like the grusk divorce day. was the one that cMe most close to nov 5th #but even then. i cant even remember that date ! so #and now ppl trying to do oct 6th with the zodiac killer like. no ❤️ #brot posts

[ohwellokcomputer]

Hard to imagine that any news day will ever top the November 5th Nevada Destiel Putin disaster but I gotta say that Chris Pratt is Mario, Grusk Divorce, and RTD returning to Doctor Who all on the same day comes pretty close

#destielgate #grimes #elon musk #chris pratt #chris pratt mario #russell t davies #rtd #doctor who #tenth doctor #ninth doctor #david tennant #christopher eccleston #rose tyler #tenrose #ninerose #timepetals #x ae a xii #november 5th

[horrorgay]

right ok. so.

Teen Wolf Movie

Doctor Who writer is back?

Nintendo movie???? crisprat mario?

SPN Season 17 still going strong

Grusk Divorce????

there is something Truly Evil approaching

[countrylanes]

first good omens season 2 then merlin reboot then john mulaney divorce then space jam reboot then misha collins divorce then chris pratt mario then teen wolf then grusk divorce now 14th doctor what's next

#m

[writterings]

grusk divorce?????

[stupid-dyke]

Stop saying grusk got divorced. They never married. They’ve been living in sin

#stop ignoring heretics #/ironic

[handofmerope]

these past few days have just been a rollercoaster on this site. elvira's been dating a woman for 19 years... everyone fighting about nintendo online for some reason... chris pratt mario jack black bowser... grusk divorce arc... tomorrow we're gonna get the release date for shrek 5

#captain’s log

[diedonthealtarwaiting]

grusk divorce was an early birthday present to me <333 divorce wins!

#wren talks too much #they both suck and i want to see them suffer

[noiivvern]

Grusk divorce????

#I’m supposed to be asleep shhh

[krshush]

So Neil Gaiman's wife Amanda Palmer announced their divorce to her Patreon supporters before she told him, Grusk is Elon Musk and Grimes had a baby boy with an indecipherable name, Nicolas Cage is going to play Joe Exotic in a film adaption, the USS George W Bush celebrated May 4th with a terrible Star Wars photoshop job and everyone is embarrassed for them. I have no idea what Mitsiki is about and I don't care for b*ts but knowing them its probably their rabid fanbase getting overhyped

[context] All of this is Wild yet on brand for who you’ve mentioned and the general shitshow of 2020 thus far. 

#god. #Anons #An Answer

[rozwell-endzwell]

I had a dream where I had to babysit the grusk baby. They wouldn't let him sleep in a bed, and the house was a mix of the fortress of solitude and a divorced dad's trailer

#personal

[tinyaibou]

grusk patreon divorce when

[funnythingshere0-blog]

What the Hell Is Going on With Elon Musk and Grimes

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What the Hell Is Going on With Elon Musk and Grimes

Shortly before Monday night’s Catholic-themed Met Gala, “Page Six” reported that tech billionaire Elon Musk was dating the musician Grimes. Much like the apostle Thomas, many refused to believe it until they saw proof — which arrived when the pair came to the event on a “date night” and Musk revealed that he had helped design Grimes’s dress.

And with that, a new unlikely celebrity couple was born into the world.

Please tell me who one or both of these people are. Considering how many people are searching for “Elon Musk’s goth girlfriend,” let’s have a little refresh. Musk, 46, is the founder of Tesla and SpaceX and has a net worth of $19.7 billion. You may know him from being Amber Heard’s boyfriend, launching a car into space, not knowing he was at a sex party, or trying to bust Tesla’s union drive by promising workers free frozen yogurt in lieu of collective bargaining. Grimes, née Claire Elise Boucher, is a 30-year-old beloved art-pop musician from Canada who is generally considered “cool,” an assessment that can only be bolstered by the fact that I — a person who usually just replays the same Warren Zevon or Fleetwood Mac records over and over — have barely listened to her.

Besides Amber Heard, who else has Musk dated? He’s been married three times: once to Justine Musk and twice to Talulah Riley (they divorced for the second time in 2016). In a Marie Claire article from 2010, Justine revealed that he told her “I am the alpha in this relationship” while they danced at their wedding reception. He also reportedly frequently told her, “If you were my employee, I would fire you.” (Grimes, meanwhile, has previously been vocal about mistreatment by pushy male producers and has said she won’t work with them.)

Also, in a Rolling Stone profile from last year, he both asked the writer “Is there anybody you think I should date?” and confided that “If I’m not in love, if I’m not with a long-term companion, I cannot be happy.” These aren’t so much red flags as they are red tarps visible from space.

What is the public saying about this unholy union? There was a wave of shock that someone widely considered arty and interesting is with society’s premiere dorky villain, but the news was also met with denial…

I think Grimes is just trying to get off of this planet by any means necessary

— ambient boyfriend (@alextleach) May 7, 2018

Anger…

top 5 class traitors [UPDATED 2018]:

1. grimes 2. aladdin 3. cop horses 4. 5.

— sadfem (@phendetta) May 8, 2018

Depression…

Every picture I’ve seen of Grimes and Elon Musk is giving me horrible flashbacks to seeing my friends in our Vampire: The Masquerade LARP dating 35 year old libertarians in leather dusters with katanas who parked on the Denny’s sidewalk while blasting Closer by Nine Inch Nails

— stalinist thug (@CyberspaceSeven) May 8, 2018

And acceptance…

You know, I was gonna tweet something bitchy and snide about Grimes dating Elon Musk but I’d be lying if I didn’t secretly wish a tech billionaire was sliding into my DMs over a single tweet

— Anna Khachiyan (@annakhachiyan) May 8, 2018

“My initial reaction to Grusk was that if Grimes wants to fuck Elon Musk I still stan,” my friend Marian told me over Gchat. “I feel like there are not a lot of men who understand her interests.” My colleague Emily also empathized with Grimes. “I did hookup with a Space X employee once and I was smitten for two straight weeks, partially by his potential to explore space,” she explained. “So I get the appeal.”

How did they even meet? Funny that you should ask, because it’s the backstory that has me firmly believing that the pairing makes perfect sense. (Also, they both give off sex nerd vibes.) Here’s the “Page Six” rundown, which gives me agita every time I read it:

Thought experiment Roko’s Basilisk considers the hypothesis of a future where AI lords over the world and could punish those who did not help it into existence. His joke was to merge this thought experiment with a pun using “Rococo,” referring to the ornate French 18th century baroque style, perhaps pointing out that both concepts are complex, too extreme and ridiculous.

And while this takes some explaining, arty performer Grimes was already in on the same joke — three years ahead of Musk.

Cursed anecdote!

My brain is telling me no, but my heart is telling me that, yes, I need to know more about their Met Gala date. Here’s a video of them dancing together, which Musk tweeted out on Wednesday, writing “Night at the museum. G has mad skillzsz. Me not so much.” But please do not be distracted by the moves or the caption, and focus on the fact that she’s wearing a FREAKING TESLA COLLAR. (Update: Musk says that the choker “is a bunch of spikes, not Tesla anything.”)

Anything else? There should be a wage ceiling.