#guey

[teamcrafty]

Güey Hot & Spicy Tequila is the perfect Autumn 🍂 warmer. Güey is a premium, tequila-based drink which is extremely hot and spicy. Inspired by a unique spectacle in the world: Mexican wrestling, and by a mythical character, El Güey, who with a move that was named after him, turned this fighting discipline into pure entertainment. We could just say that Güey is for everyone, and leave it at that. But that wouldn’t be fair, as only a select few can handle Güey. People who like to rip it up and enjoy a wild time out with their pals. Are you one of those people? Güey is a drink that’s willing to break the rules, to fight for a different philosophy. • • • #craftyconnoisseur #guey #tequila #hotandspicy #tequilatequila #tequilashots #tequilacocktails #autumndrinks #autumnwarmer #keepwarm #keepcosy #drinksathome #scotlandloveslocal #shoplocal #edinburghsmallbusiness (at Crafty Connoisseur) https://www.instagram.com/p/CjSel2esKhQ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#craftyconnoisseur #guey #tequila #hotandspicy #tequilatequila #tequilashots #tequilacocktails #autumndrinks #autumnwarmer #keepwarm #keepcosy #drinksathome #scotlandloveslocal #shoplocal #edinburghsmallbusiness

[ezlo-x]

did i ever showed you guys this? i drew this months ago

#tio ganondorf.... #aguas porque te roba tu novia y tu novio si no tienes quidado #si el dj comiensa a tocar su cancion favorita ya te chingaste guey #tloz au #ganondorf #my art

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: SPANISH FOR HEY DUDE DMV: GUEY (WAY) LIKE JACKASS (CASTRATED BULL) ALSO CUCKOLD Verdict: DENIED

#California license plate with text EH GUEY #bot #ca-dmv-bot #california #dmv #funny #government #lol #public records

[gerard-guey]

#seto kaiba #digging through my files and forgot about this #don't act like u get bitches kaiba no mames guey 🙄

[meziniart]

We stole the fire and it's burning bright ❤️‍🔥

#art #fanart #my art #artists on tumblr #digital art #digital painting #promare #gueira #meis #gueimeis #i am really tempted to just call the ship gueis #プロメア

[ki-flor]

Argyle and Jonathan in the van watching the way Mike looks at Will:

#byler #Bye I was trying to write Mike is un Guey and it changed to this

[hausofmamadas]

ES EL PUTO FUTURO | Rafa y Neto’s fresh take on hit holiday classic White Christmas

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From Narcos: Mexico, Season 1, episode 4 - Rafa, Rafa, Rafa!

𒀯 No salta el diiiiiiiisco güey, no BRINCA!! 𒀯

Not since Se llama CRACK, have I laughed so hard making gifs. Like shit you not, I actually pulled a muscle and/or may have given myself a hernia. It took me so long to make these because I couldn’t breathe half the time I was cutting and editing them. Like I had to take b r e a k s. It’s one of those fucking scenes that just becomes funnier and funnier to a degree of disconcerting, borderline unhinged hysteria the more you watch it.

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And just ajsjsjsjs the way this scene goes fully from like -3 to infinity and fucking beyond is an absolute treysure

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I’ve talked about physicality in relation to my boys Manual Masalva and Bobby Soto and physical comedy in relation to Manuel too but like the work that Tenoch and Joaquín are putting in here to look spun as all mf get-out just reminds me what got me so hooked on this show in the first place sksksksks

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LIKE LOOK AT THE WAY RAFA FUCKING RUNS HERE SKSKSKKDKSKSKSKKDKSKKS LITERALLY THE DERPIEST OF DERPTASTIC RUNS I HAVE EVERRRR SEEN. And for anyone who doubts Tenoch Huerta’s acting chops I will fight you go watch Aqui en la Tierra and be blown away at the fucking range this man has there’s a reason Marvel be throwing literal bricks of money at him mmkay

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AND THEN AKSKODDOSOWIXISHBWBWHATEVER GLORY IS GOING ON HERE WITH NETO. WHATEVER TF IT— I DONT EVEN. The weird fucking tai-chi, arm-chop dancing Joaquín Cosio is doing here, like I am actively, in-real-time gasping for breath rewatching it. It’s so weird, so true to real life being cracked out like that, and just pure chef’s kiss *muah*

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*gasps for breath, wipes tears from eyes* Like this dynamic between Rafa and Neto is truly one of the undercover gems of S1 and imho does not get nearly enough credit. Like, sure they both ended up putting their faith and trust in a scheming, neurotic little man who fucking double crossed them the first chance he got…. but at least they had fun with it sksjsjsjsjjsdjdj

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taglist: @ashlingnarcos @cherixrosa @narcolini @cositapreciosa @purplesong1028 @criatividad-e @tinylittleobsessions @mmasalva @cigarettesaftersunset @carlislecullenisadilf @artemiseamoon @narcos-narcosmx @thesolotomyhan @southotheborder @mandaloria314 @bellinitini @ashlingiswriting @narcosmx @kesskirata @curaheed @alreadywritten

#rafa caro quintero #don neto #tenoch huerta #joaquín cosio #narcos mexico #narcos mexico gifs #ernesto fonseca carrillo #ernesto ‘don neto’ fonseca carrillo #rafa and neto #no salta el diiiiiiiiiiisco guey #no brinca!!!!! #es el puto futuro

[eyebex]

Are you homo?

Phobic? Yes

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#this is a joke guys im queer gues gues gyes gueys this is a joke guys this is a jokge guys guys

[mjyunie]

#U GUEYED #U GUSY #U GUYS

[wolfcamellias]

Im actually obsessed with learning Spanish right? But the only way I can actually learn is to know the basics and hang around people speaking said language and just sort of fake it until I make it. The sad thing being nobody around me speaks Spanish

Anyways all this to say Mei learning vocab words from MK and just starting to point stuff out in Spanish to his delight. She just barely grasps the basics so she tries to make conversation and it comes out wrong and it greatly amused Wukong and MK

She accidentally says, “La embarazó,” in a convo and both Xiaotian and Wukong just choke and stare at her

“What?”

“Who’s pregnant?”

“WHAT?”

Xiaojiao learns embarrassed in spanish is “avergonzado” and not “embarazo” with the most dead look in her eyes

#ask #lego monkie kid #long xiaojiao #sun wukong #qi xiaotian #its the latino arc everybkdg #everhbody #i cant spell eng’s my fourth language #i think its cool youre learning spanish tbh!! jts super neat #I HOPE YOU FIND SOME SOANISH SPEAKERS SO YOU CAN SHOUT ‘CON GANAS GUEY’ AND CONFUSE PPL

[teamcrafty]

New Arrival • Güey Hot & Spicy Tequila Güey is a rough and ready, premium, tequila-based drink which is extremely hot and spicy. It is inspired by a unique spectacle in the world: Mexican wrestling, and by a mythical character, El Güey, who with a move that was named after him, turned this fighting discipline into pure entertainment. We could just say that Güey is for everyone, and leave it at that. But that wouldn’t be fair, as only a select few can handle Güey. People who like to rip it up and enjoy a wild time out with their pals. Güey is a drink that’s willing to break the rules, to fight for a different philosophy. • • • #craftyconnoisseur #guey #tequila #mexicanwrestler #luchador #hotandspicy #tequiladrinks #tequilashots (at Crafty Connoisseur) https://www.instagram.com/p/CeVqrZtsfM2/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#craftyconnoisseur #guey #tequila #mexicanwrestler #luchador #hotandspicy #tequiladrinks #tequilashots

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: CUTIE GUY DMV: guey=in Spanish, cuckold or asshole, QUE GUEY is unacceptable Verdict: DENIED

#California license plate with text QE GUEY #bot #ca-dmv-bot #california #dmv #funny #government #lol #public records

[just-a-tiny-goldfish]

Fuck it all I’m in love with mortum

#fhr #not her too #I swear #la amo guey 😭

[ki-flor]

Who is genuinely going to get Noah Schnapp on here?!

#Por favor guey

[optimusxmello]

*Squints*

something something if I had a nickel...something something still weird it happened twice.

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #elenor fnaf #baby fnaf #jenny my life as a teenage robot #my life as a teenage robot #mira guey q tengo feelings los tengo but que son? #fuck if I know bruh but maybe it's the sleep deprivation xD

[visjules]

Tuvieron que ser Latinos

#Hablo de Noe y Dante #Le dio una putiza al quienceañero que tuvo jodiendo #y el otro guey: A HUEVOOOOOO!!! #vnc #vanitas no carte #the case study of vanitas #noe #noe archiviste #dante