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theblondehexgirl · a day ago
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y’all be like “guillermo deserves better” as if he doesn’t lure victims in for vampires to eat chdkshdkwkw let him be a little toxic. let him be a little corrupted, as a treat. he said so himself that he wouldn’t have it any other way. he loves nandor, nandor loves him. they DO deserve each other guillermo FULLY wants this i don’t wanna see it anymore !!!!
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ohmanseriously · 12 hours ago
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to be honest
I don’t really want Nandor and Guillermo to kiss in season 4. 
What I REALLY WANT, is for them to have THE FULL ON SEASON 4 AND 5 of SUPERNATURAL sexual tension of Castiel and Dean, cranked to a thousand, for 10 episodes. 
I want Nandor to not be able to stop staring at Guillermo’s lips. 
I want Guillermo to not realize just how close they’re standing next to each other. 
I want NANDOR to make Castiel’s confused puppy furrowed brow look while staring at Guillermo. I want him to TRY TO UNDERSTAND GUILLERMO. HE ALREADY LOOKS LIKE A PUPPY. 
I want Nandor to call Guillermo just this weird dorky little guy. I want someone to need a brief description of Guillermo and for Nandor to talk in detail about Guillermo’s brown eyes. 
I want there to be ALL THE DRAMATIC GRABBING OF SHOULDERS AND TURNING ALONE TOGETHER IN SMALL ISOLATED SPACES.
I want them to stare at each other holding cell phones FOR AN ABSURD AMOUNT OF TIME.
I WANT THEM TO SHOW UP IN EACH OTHER’S DREAMS.
I want Nandor to GIVE UP EVERYTHING for Guillermo. 
I want Guillermo to slam Nandor against a wall and kick the shit out of him and scream I REBELLED FOR THIS?! and then help him home and take care of him. 
I want EMBARRASSING HEART EYES ON BOTH SIDES OF THIS EQUATION UNTIL THE OTHER IS LOOKING. 
I want that car scene in Season 3 to happen again but this time they stop yelling and just stare at each other FOR EVEN TWO SECONDS an inch apart. 
All I want is for season 4 of What We Do In the Shadows to be this. 
And then for season 5 to just be a fuckfest.
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nandermo-revolution · 17 hours ago
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guillermo, tending to nandor's wounds: on a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your pain
nandor: zero. definitely would not recommend
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actosinexplicables · a day ago
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Honestly this sounds like something Nandor would say to Guillermo
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memosmilkers · 22 hours ago
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this is more crack than anything.
but nadja and guillermo pretending to date would just send me over the moon.
here we have 2 ppl that have literally -20 sexual tension try to pass as a couple and ppl believe them
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kozjk · 19 hours ago
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How I imagine Nandor meeting his boyfriend's bodyguard's family for the first time would go.
Part 1 of 3 this Friday. Until then, here's a portion of the line work.
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Okay, maybe this is just because I'm a Brit, but:
Nadja showing Guillermo round London. It's changed quite a bit since the Georgian/Victorian period, but some things will be pretty similar. And she teaches Guillermo the customs of London 'do not look anybody in the eye, Gizmo, they'll think there's something wrong with you'. Guillermo getting London buses and tubes and how does anyone do this on a regular basis??? Him going to the American sweet shops and going 'these oreos are so old is this really what you guys eat?'. Nadja defending Guillermo from every snob who walks past them and turns their nose up due to the American accent 'you try that again and I'll drain your little donkey body dry'. I could go on.
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chaoswxlson · a day ago
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Wwdits headcanons
Nandor:
-he bites his nails. Like. All the time.
-he has a colection of rings but he keeps that one on because guillermo once said it made him look more royal
-him and lazlo have played among us online. He the kinda guy to ask ppl to kick him out when he is the imposter
Nadja:
-nandor gifts her awful collars and she wears wvery single one of them even though she doesnt like them. Underneath her laze but still wears em
-she has banged with every member of the spicy girls. Some of her songs talk abt her
-we all know lazlo does her makeup but what if she brushes his hair as well. His is the only hairstyle that wasnt messed up when guillermo left in the theatre ep so i think nadja enjoys brushing his(whenever she is angry she accidentally does it a bit more hard and hurts him but he remains quiet)
Guillermo:
-his favourite food is garlick bread and has considered tons of times whether to be a vampire or keep the garlick bread.
-he has spanish nicknames for every single of the vamps-atte a spanish person
Nandor: amo(r)
Lazlo: burro
Nadja: mi diosa
Colin robinson: colin robinson
-he also has an entire colection of fidget toys for whenever he is stressed
Colin robinson:
-he tells the vamps fun facts all day. Nandor enjoys em and lazlo the ones abt animals and i think thats cute. Nadja would like him to shut up
-he and nadja hang out talking pf how stupid lazlo is
-baby colin will become a fat asshole because lazlo will dedicate himself to colin sm hell drain lazlo sO much
Lastlo:(hehehe)
-he banged oscar wilde, no proof and no doubts
-he writes love poems to nadja everyday so she wakes up and reads em anf she gets cheered up
-he likes sex a lot but give him a chance to talk about romance and hell become shakespeare
-he knows how to play videogames but he chooses not to
-he sunk the titanic but was also the composer of the theme for the movie
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urmereason · 28 days ago
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what we do in the shadows rant:
guillermo de la cruz is literally a groundbreaking character. for a not skinny person to have so many cool and dynamic action and fighting scenes is like…. pretty much unheard of. he is strong and powerful and defies every stereotype of how a plus-size character should act. as a fan who happens to be a fat person it’s so amazing and inspiring to see a character who isn’t reduced to their weight and isn’t the butt of the joke because of their weight. he is still the butt of the joke but only because vampires are assholes. this probably won’t get any notes but i just have to say it because it means so much to me. harvey guillén is a national treasure and his portrayal of guillermo means so much to so many people.
also guillermo is literally the hottest character. like, undeniably. every fourth post on here is someone thirsting for him and i absolutely understand. i’m a lesbian and i understand.
rant over back to the regularly scheduled nandermo shitposting
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anonymintea · 20 days ago
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WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS BEHIND THE SCENES PHOTOS KEEP ME ALIVE
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(sourced from harvey guillén's instagram)
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jarve-harvey · a day ago
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i want Guillermo to refer to Laszlo as Lalo,,, and if his mom ever meets the family i want her to call him Lalo
she could call Nandor Nando (like short for Fernando)
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memosmilkers · 22 hours ago
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i wanna see nandor get jealous so badly and just be mopping and even more depressed and then have his OH moment
I DESERVE THIS
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haventacluewhatimdoing · 15 hours ago
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Genuinely still cannot get over how bad Guillermo's British accent is in the casino episode.
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nadjasgizmo · a month ago
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What We Do in the Shadows | 3.10 – “The Portrait“
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