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godsfavspike · 2 days ago
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they hate me because im gay :/ also i have been murdering the locals but mostly because of the gay thing
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xialing-gf · 2 days ago
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would love a buzzfeed unsolved mention in wwdits. imagine guillermo watching a bfu ep about the staten island vampires and the vampires are watching over his shoulder like “what the fuck is this shit” and when shane says “i dont think vampires are real,” laszlo would say “i’m going to fucking kill this guy”
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ineffably-human · 21 hours ago
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Okay, but here's the thing. As a character, Guillermo has to exist in a grey space. And he has to be driven by love.
The show doesn't work if he's just a victim who needs to get away. And the show doesn't work if he's just a baby serial killer who was two steps from learning ritual sacrifice whether he'd met Nandor or not. (And the show doesn't work if he was completely ordinary and then the Staten vamps corrupted him beyond 'fixing' or something.)
Guillermo constantly has options. He could return at any time to an ordinary life and no one would stop him. He knows other vampires who can turn him and will probably do it sooner. There are vampires and familiars and normal humans who are all eager to get with him.
In a different story, Guillermo would meet the Mosquito Collectors and train them into an elite vampire-hunting force and become the metaphorical dude who came to work and set fire to the office. He'd have every right, he'd have power and respect and a group of misfits to call home. But he doesn't do that because he doesn't just want that from anywhere, he simply loves vampires, even after years of seeing them at their cruelest/laziest/stupidest.
And there's no indication that he thinks he deserves the treatment he gets. He's side-eyeing the camera the minute we meet him because he knows this is insane. He probably knows he's a little insane, but he's not sorry about it. He makes decisions deliberately, every time, but makes them with his heart.
But, but, here is the other important bit. He also saves the Mosquito Collectors in the end. Because this isn't fundamentally a sadist show. Sean's brain gets fucked up, but then it gets better and his marriage improves. The Baron is actually just kind of lonely and regrets never having kids. The hellhound just wants attention (and Guillermo instinctively knows this) and the Sire just wants to be free. Laszlo kept killing Gregor not out of jealousy, but because Gregor makes his wife sad.
And Guillermo tries to work his way onto the throne and whisper in people's ears, but he has the most success and shines the brightest when he just bursts into the Chamber and saves two lives by following his gut. Because he has a conscience, it's just not wired for people most of the time. He doesn't want to live in a world of people.
He wants respect, he fights for leverage, but this very polite, private man wants to live in a world where bizarre but amazing shit happens, and everyone's fucking and drinking blood, and everyone's emotions are big and messy and ridiculous all the time. And he wants to live there as himself. Because he loves it.
He sits in a cage for a month and comes out more sure than ever that he wants to protect these idiots and make them a family. Whether they like it or not. Because he loves them.
He's getting stronger, and the vampires are getting softer, and everyone is getting truer. Because whether or not they mean for the show to be 'about' anything, I think it's at least partly about power - and power, for Guillermo, is becoming the realest version of himself.
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lisondraws · a day ago
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Shitpost collaboration with @merlintintintin born from cursed discussions about Colin Robinson being Raymond from Animal Crossing, and way too much motivation.
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cherryvampiro · 2 days ago
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Guillermo out of memory that I forgot to share here!! I love him deeply  ✝️✨
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jastard · 2 days ago
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I’m not obsessed. I’m not obsessed [slowly shrinking into a corn cob]
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princeslimey · 2 days ago
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is this anything? no? yes?
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goveundorf · 2 days ago
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" "lazlooooo gan I get glitter on my nails??? like twilight!" " Ana on discord
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clown-funeral-party · a day ago
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A toothpick is just a very small wooden stake which can kill vampires thankfully the local bartender Jackie Daytona is human so he is in no danger
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hiimcanadia · a day ago
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Okay so I was talking about this with my mom yesterday so this is partially their idea but what if when Nandor got depressed, instead of listening to the other vamps and leaving him alone, Guillermo went “oh I have SAD I’ve got this” and started using human mental health treatments on him
Like. He sets alarms to help Nandor establish a consistent sleeping and eating schedule
He goes to a smoothie bar to pick up some health nut who seems like they’d be high in vitamin d for Nandor to drink
He buys a full spectrum light and makes Nandor sit down in front of it for an hour or so every night, maybe coaxing him into playing chess while they sit there
He clears the floor in one of their spare rooms because Nandor kept talking about how much fun it was to dance at the wellness center, and Guillermo may not be able to choreograph a whole number but he at least kind of knows how to salsa
And Nandor slowly starts to get better and act like himself again and all the vamps are like “!! how’d you do that!!” And it’s literally just. Basic human maintenance
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transformersweatpants · 2 days ago
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Yo the way Guillermo pronounces his own name,,, goosebumps. Shivers down my spine. Beautiful
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nandorfucks · a day ago
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I can just imagine 19 year old little Memo working at Panera and daydreaming about a sexy vampire sweeping him off his feet and then Nandor aka the sexiest vampire that has ever existed walks in and does just that??? my boy is living the dream
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saltysalmonkid · a day ago
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im sorry this is so fucking stupid i just thought of it while i was drawing the sketch at the very bottom and i had to fucking do it jkasdgkdasgaksdgadksugadskuf anyway i’ll finish the sketch up tmr. without the cat ear headphones sadly.
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