To prove my thesis that guinea pigs are, in fact, not real animals, but some kind of chibi keyring creature that accidentally came alive, I have produced a series of artworks by tracing over photos of my guinea pigs:
They are all the same two pigs, I've just recoloured them various ways for fun. And look at them. You see what I mean? Huge heads, tiny feet, button eyes, perfect potato bodies. These cannot be real animals. There was some sort of accident at the gacha factory.
I promise you, these are traced. These are genuine photographs of these living plushy toys in their natural poses. I simplified the outlines but I didn't change them or rescale them. This is just what guinea pigs are like.
Though honestly, I wouldn't blame you if you didn't believe the last one. The vet says he must take more exercise and honestly she has a point.
The first time I tried to take a photo of the baby pigs eating a slice of cucumber they both were too stunned to munch on it 😂 So here is a photo of Lies with a cucumber.