After the events of the movie Jaime emotionally recovers with his family:
Jaime: Wow the last 2 days have been crazy.
Rocio: Just take it easy mijo, rest.
Rudy: Yeah and in the meantime I'll go clean the blood off the Scarab Mobile or whatever Jenny calls it.
Jaime: We're not calling it the Scarab Mo- wait did you just say blood…
Milagro: Yeah after the leg impaled that one guy I assume there's at least some blood on it.
Jaime: IMPALED! Excuse me, did he die?!
Milagro: Mhm probably he was Impaled after all.
Rocio: Jaime, did you seriously think that we did that entire rescue and we didn't kill anybody?
Jaime: Yes 😟
Rocio, Milagro, and Rudy: 🤣🤣🤣
Jaime: GUYS! WE DON'T KILL PEOPLE!
Nana: *Puts a hand on his shoulder*
No Jaime, tu no matas gente.
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IDW1 must take place on an alternate Earth where no one has ever heard of ACAB and everyone wears "thin blue line" merchandise because there's literally no other way that a single Autobot killing a USAmerican cop in self defense would be such worldwide news that even Mexican journalists would go "OMG???? You like, killed a cop?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?" and it wasn't even framed as like, "you killed a human," the phrasing every time any character talked about it was very specifically "he killed a cop".
The cop was also threatening to shoot a group of surrendering/not-attacking/injured Autobots btw which is just the icing on the cake honestly lmao
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god i will be so mean but people who are really smug about how pathologic 1 is so much better than pathologic 2, and how hbomberguy's video on the games sucks, because he says that they are hard, and stuff and then just play the game with a guide and know what to do every day in advance and just play it for the plot (no shame in that by itself), but who then refuse to engage with the actual central conflict of survival, and not being able to save everyone, because they have like 5 schmowders hoarded by day 6 because they want to play the game as good as one can, without acknowledging that pathologic's intended experience is not to be played as omnicient and as good as one can, and then are mad that the story in 2 isn't as complex, because they aren't engaging with half of the game's experience, are soooo annoying god bless.
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Do u think Aki got bullied as a child at some point?
I always thought children who were affected by the gun devil or left as orphans because of it would be treated differently, both by teachers and peers. it was such a widespread tragedy, I imagine the government would have stepped in and attempted to lessen the damage. they put gun devil kids in special programs, they pay their way through school and offer them a free ride for devil hunters license training.
truthfully, aki's never really been bullied, but ever since the tragedy, he's felt like an outcast. teachers tell him not to talk to others about what happened. students spread rumors and tend not to get along with him, so it's difficult to make friends. the other kids in his group home are just as closed-off as he is.
he got used to it, eventually. the weird stares don't phase him. while everyone else in his school spent time studying together or hanging out, when classes were done, aki went straight to devil hunter's training. it'll be easier for him to do what he needs to with no distractions in the way.
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idk why but there's something funny to me about how this gimmicky-looking weapon has killed people
like, onscreen. we actually see ranka murder other magical girls with this thing in the story. death by giant crane machine claw
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woohoo spiraling out of control right now (what else is new really I've been fucked up and spiraling for weeks now) and trying to figure out reasons not to delete my tumblr and discord and myself along the way
but you know. talking about myself on my blog automatically means I'm attention seeking and fishing for pity right? should just shut up and stick to the news eh, it's all I'm good for :D
anyway if you need me I'll be in the corner reliving the past, coming to terms with reality, and trying to convince myself I'm not the problem despite every indication to the contrary ✌︎︎
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maybe your just not good at games???
I don't know how to tell you this, but it's literally my job to be good at games. I'm not just some YouTuber who can get away with being kinda shit at everything they play because being bad at something is still kinda entertaining; I am a video game tester. I need to be good at what I do.
It's not that I can't play Dark Souls and Bloodborne games as they exist with no difficulty slider, it's that I don't want to hurt myself for a game. Being able to choose your difficulty is an Accessibility Feature; it actually has very little to do with skill mechanically.
It's not about the players who just don't want to have to grind to improve, although that is also perfectly valid; some people just wanna chill while they game, it's about the players with mobility problems who shouldn't have to hurt themselves to play a game. Hard mode would still exist for the people who like to grind, but people who can't would also be able to play, just on Easy Mode.
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Sometimes I'm surprised that monster hunter isn't more popular among the creature design and spec evo corners of tumblr, at least the portions that also play video games, and then I remember that it's just about as hard as soulsborne games (I'd argue some specific entries are even harder) but doesn't have any of the atmospheric or story elements to attract people. It gets by on sheer gameplay alone and isn't a pvp game either. There is no way to make the game easier besides picking one of the less mechanically complex weapons and git gud. If it wasn't for the neat dinosaurs I couldn't think of a game less alluring to the average tumblr user
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Kinda poetic (?) that Vegas was going to shoot Porsche in the head, considering that's the area of Macau's body that got hurt because of Porsche on the day the brothers met him.
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I can be trusted with a loaded weapon!!
I asked these ppl why not trust me with a gun and they LAUGHED 😭 THE FUCKIJG NERVE 😡
But like. With love, I can be trusted with a gun. I have no desire to off someone by accident or on purpose if it'll ruin my life. In fact, I remember gun safety rules by heart pretty much even tho I only heard them once. Most important of which is "don't point a gun at someone/something you're not willing to shoot or 'treat the thing like it's loaded even when it isn't/even when the safety is on.'" I'm the best at gun safety. In fact, I should be given a pistol, a machine gun, a shotgun, and every other type of gun for free because I'm just so good with guns.
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kinda sucks that you can't share your art online without it being stolen from you and misused. like yes you CAN avoid having it used to train AI models but that involves simply not sharing it online. all my friends and ppl i care about are online!
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