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jhonnyhotbody · 1 year

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Flash and Green Lantern friendship is truly amazing.

I do not hate Guy

#I love Wally's rebirth outifit so i will forever be drawing him in it #barry allen #the flash #green lantern #hal jordon #wally west #kyle rayner #bart allen #guy gardener #jay garrick #alan scott

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niiwa-angel · 2 months

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Hal and Barry have been dating for a while and both of them have been hunting about getting married. They've been talking about where they'd theoretically have the ceremony, where they'd take a honeymoon, who would be their best men, etc. the only thing they haven't done is actually asked the question.

And that's what Hal is pondering as he's doing a really BORING mission for the Lanterns. But if he wants to propose, he needs a ring and there in lies the problem. Rings are expensive and he is broke as fuck because being an intergalactic space cop somehow doesn't have a salary. And while he's thinking this, he stumbles onto some pretty red and green rocks and has a light bulb moment. He doesn't need to buy a ring, he can make a ring! Here are all these pretty rocks just laying around on this dead planet!

So he takes some rocks, a big ish chunk of iron from a nearby comet, brings them back to earth and gets to work. His lantern ring can do anything needed to make Barry the perfect ring and that's what he's going to do. He puts a ton of thought into it, because Barry works with his hands a lot at work and often has to wear gloves that prevent him from wearing jewelry, he makes it specifically so that the ring will still be pretty if he pins it to his shirt or wears in on a chain. The centerpiece is a big, pretty green rock with lots of red in it that he manages to polish into looking shiny, and it's surrounded by little pieces of sea glass that's red and green too. He gets the iron purified and into a perfectly sized ring for Barry's finger and polished that to a shine too. The most expensive thing about the ring is the dollar store box it came in because he didn't technically have to pay for materials or labour.

So he proposed, Barry said yes, they have their wedding, they both say "I do", Hal steps on the glass, and they honeymoon in Italy. It's beautiful, they're madly in love, everything is going perfectly.

Until Kilowag shows up and is like "Hal, the Guardians want you. You've broken intergalactic law."

And it turns out that the law Hal broke was bringing the rocks back to earth. The Guardians have a rule against that so that rocks that a valuable on one planet can't be brought from another planet and tank the economy. And Barry is wearing the evidence.

So now Hal and Barry, because if his idiot husband is appearing before space court, he's coming along. Their vows said through thick and thin, he just hadn't expected it to happen so soon. And if course, John Stewart, Guy Gardener, and Alan Scot tag along. One for support and two because this is the funniest fucking thing to happen all decade. And then the Justice League finds out about it and they have to go too. One for support and two because this is the funniest fucking thing ever.

The entirety of the case, Bruce is sitting beside Barry whispering to him "it's not to late to leave. We can get out of here right now. I have amazing lawyers, we can get you an annulment and it'll be like this never happened" because he's a supportive friend and also (perhaps even more importantly) he does not like Hal.

But Barry's like "we definitely don't qualify for annulment and I don't think any lawyer is going to believe us if we tell them this"

Hal and Guy are arguing that Hal didn't take the rocks to profit off of them, he took them to make them into a gift. John is talking about earth traditions of giving pretty things to your partner to try and make it seem like this was a weird instinctual thing Hal did by accident to get an insanity plea.

Alan is arguing to give Hal the death penalty.

And then one of the Guardians says that Hal intended to profit off the Bloodstones he took by selling the ring when Bruce freezes and then slaps himself. Hard.

"Bloodstones are pretty much worthless on earth" he says.

And then the Guardians freeze because they've been basing their whole argument on Hal somehow profiting of the pretty rocks he found on a dead planet, only to find out that he basically took beer caps.

So now they have to find out how much the ring is worth, to see if they even have a case. And it turns out they do not.

And it turns out that the entirety of the ring is worth MAYBE, generously, $30. Maybe, if the appraiser is blind. Or new. Because Bloodstone is cheap. Iron is in no demand on Earth. And there are no valuable gems in the ring. Hal didn't even use his ring to know for certain what rocks he picked up off the ground, he literally just thought they were pretty and that Barry would like them because Barry is a nerd who likes space rocks. The only value the ring has is its appearance.

And now basically the entirety of their honeymoon has been spent keeping Hal's dumb ass out of space jail over a pretty ring that, while resilient and made with love, isn't worth anything. So now the Guardians feels dumb and everyone else is asking "how the hell did you even know Hal took the rocks?"

And it turns out the Eobard found out and told Sinestro, who got it back to the Guardians. It's the dumbest thing ever.

They get back and the other lanterns basically look at Hal and ask "so despite all the research you did on how to make the ring, you never stopped to consider the laws of the universe?"

Hal never gets to live it down and it's why Barry gets to put a finger down for "Never Have I Ever Seriously Considered Killing my Beloved Husband After Less Than A Week Of Being Married"

#halbarry #barry allen #hal jordan #green lantern #the flash #Halbarry Headcanon #Fic #DC #Batman #alan scott #John Stewart #Guy Gardener #eobard thawne #sinestro

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elirium · 5 months

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Tiny Guy

Cyborg, Beast Boy, Raven, Starfire and Nightwing

All Together?

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vladiccrine · 4 months

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# DC Batch 1 !

#dc #hal jodran #green lantern #if you look you'll see tiny batlantern #I'll spread the batlantern propaganda #booster gold #hes so pretty #the rainbow was a must #guy gardener #idk what to say about him honestly #nocturna #shes so old hollywood to me #i love her #lian harper #LOOK AT HER SHES SO!!!!#also tiny roy is so funny to me #artists on tumblr #art

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frownyalfred · 1 year

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reddit again with the A+ takes

#guy gardener #green lantern #dc #dc comics #found on reddit

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whalehouse1 · 7 months

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#blue beetle #Batman #booster gold #ted kord #starfire #peacemaker #green lantern #Jaime Reyes #bruce wayne #koriand'r #guy gardener #dC comics #I’m curious sorry

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ultimateheadcanontournament · 1 year

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Round One

Guy Gardener

"He is so transgender to me. He’s a trans man in my eyes. He’s canonically bad at naming things (cat named katt, replies “good name” (serious) when told that they were calling a guy “the weird” because all the readings on him are so weird, best code name he could come up with was “warrior”) so naming himself Guy is a natural fit. He gets alien shapeshifting/healing powers at one point which results in him being genuinely concerned when a teammate jokes about him possibly being pregnant. There’s also a comment about how “even your voice has changed”. He overcompensates with his masculinity. In his main team (the justice league international) he mostly only gets acknowledged to be yelled at, sometimes because he deserved it, but sometimes because he’s taking up space (which will happen to trans mascs in lgbt spaces a lot) (and the whole jli is very queer coded so…). And in the post 2011 DC universe (New 52) most characters treat him in a hostile manner even though the reputation for crudeness he’d built in the 80s was retconned so he basically gets a negative reaction for no reason which again mirrors the trans masc experience in lgbt spaces. He’s also been subjected to two different genderbend storylines, a one shot in the 90s and an ongoing story in the 2010s."

"Many reasons - because I said so, because he is bad at naming things (names his cat "Katt," thinks "The Weird" is a good name for a thing that is weird) so him coming out and naming himself "Guy" is not that absurd (and its also really funny), his whole character predicates upon trying to meet masculine standards and also being criticized when he DOES meet those standards (very common experience amongst transmascs specifically), he also tends to seem to overcompensate his masculinity… um, which is also a common transmasc experience. He really likes being a man. Very transgender. But also I mean, I said so, so it's true."

Kaladin

"Reasons Kal is aroace: He's just had a lot of little moments. Like one time he had to take shelter in a very cramped space with a young woman around his age and they were huddled together and he was thinking 'wow it's been a while since I've been this close to a woman' but then later on he realized that he had platonic feelings for her because she reminded him of his dead little brother. And there was one chapter where his friends were talking about setting him up with someone and he was NOT having it. Plus, he loves his friends. He's a military officer, and he cares deeply about his men. His main motivation in life is to protect them and his other loved ones. :)"

#tournament poll #round 1 #dc comics #green lantern #guy gardener #stormlight archive #kaladin stormblessed

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battery4ever · 2 months

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#guy gardener #guy joseph gardner #green lantern #green lanterns #green lantern corps #d to the c #dc comics

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nitpickrider · 1 year

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These goofballs, these absolute dorks. I love them and I love that they love each other.

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kstarlitchaotics · 10 months

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So far it's only this movie and already Gunn has put in big names that the old never did I know Legacy is a different story but he's literally putting together LA JLU and I'm on edge for it!! 🔥💖

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burritowitch · 1 year

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okay- so- Justice League Twitch streamer au anyone???

So maybe the league itself is just a group of streamers who've been all doing their own thing but they all meet online and do streams together a lot. they'll play a lot of multiplayer together, ya'know? but what about what each of them does individually?

Bruce- man still wears the cowl. its just rubber but that man wears it like his life depends on it, and he makes all of his kids wear masks in front of the camera too. he's just this gruff muscular dude with a low voice but he's just like playing celeste and star dew valley and shit. alfred will pop up on his streams from time to time to bring him food, all the viewers love him. Dream levels of popularity, but he's just a good guy and he donates a lot of the streamer income cause he's already rich. all his kids also have channels, i'll probably expand on those in a later post.

Clark: you know he's being the hero in every game he plays. he chooses the nicest option possible, he can't bare to break the npc's hearts. plays a lot of strange games that no one is quite sure how he finds, but he'll also play minecraft with his sons. lois is also a staple, regularly popping in to say hi to the stream and will occasionally take the controller or whatever and absolutely decimate the game, when he's struggling he calls her and she figures it out almost immediately

Diana: assassins creed, cod, apex, she's playing those games. everytime people see her in person they're shocked to discover that she is 6'8" and absolutely towers over everyone else at cons. she'll occasionally go on rants about history and different greek myths during eight hour streams and no one can quite figure out how old she is. especially when she talks about world war one as if she was there.

barry: racing games, just any racing game. he definitely plays sonic. he talks really fast and half the time no one knows what he's saying, and if the signals bad enough you can't see his fingers, they're moving too fast. lots of rambling rants, he's an adhd icon in the streamer community. everyone loves iris, they just love her. same with wally, half his viewers just migrated to wally's streams when he started.

Oliver: he seems like the kinda guy to enjoy stuff like elden ring, god of war, skyrim, shit like that. he also occasionally brings a real bow on camera and from time to time his streams will be interuppted by him picking up the webcam and going outside to do some archery as a weird form of rage quitting. he and dinah are a streaming couple, she has her own channel tho i'll discuss more later

Hal: a halo dude for sure, that and doom. unlike the others, he's a part of a company. he streams with the other lanterns a lot by contractual obligation so those streams are pretty weird, like hal is playing halo while Kyle is drawing and jessica is playing super mario brothers and guy is playing the sims 2, no ones really sure whats happening.

Arthur: yknow all those raft games where you're lost at sea? those. all of them. hes got a hot tub set up in his gaming room so he'll be streaming from there a lot and theres the occasional beach and surfing streams where he just goes off talking about sharks and dolphins for twelve hours and it seems like he knows more than hes letting on anytime the topic of the lost city of atlantis comes up. (which is weirdly common for him)

Billy: he's a vtuber. everyone is sure he's an adult, but he's actually a kid streaming from his and freddy's shared computer at the vasquez's. he opens all his streams by yelling shazam, something that all of his siblings have taken to doing as well. definitely a zelda guy. actually, anything nintendo. he got a switch for his 12th birthday and he loves that thing so much. animal crossing, splatoon, mario cart, smash bros with his siblings. everyone is certain he's an adult until he shows up to a con panel with the league and he's backstage and people are like 'where'd this kid come from?' and he's like. 'oh yeah im here for the panel lol btw batman says we're on in five.'

Dinah: she's playing gta and cod along with the last of us and silent hill, but sometimes she'll just stream coming up with a new song and half her viewers don't even watch gamers or anything, theyre just fans of her music so they come to support her. she has a lot of simps, like a lot. nothing will get rid of them. like i said in oliver's section, they stream together a lot. but, they never stream in the same room. their gaming rooms are on opposite sides of the house, the only time they run into each other while streaming is during snack runs.

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starringbeetle · 6 months

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my tablet is running out of space to even run so, dumping some doodles here to get them on my laptop: OC brothers from that fan comic doodles + me explaining the whole plot to my husband hahah

#Gabriel Kord #Sebastian Lom #Fan Ocs #doodles #Guy Gardener

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unidentifiedfroggy · 1 year

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anyone got recs for where to start reading with the jli?

#justice league international #beatriz de costa #tora olafsdotter #scott free #booster gold #ted kord #guy gardener

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qhorinhalfhand · 2 years

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selina is the batkid’s good cool stepmom <<<<<< guy gardener is the batkid’s evil stepmom they hate and want to die

#was reminded of my batlantern guybruce shitpost and i want everyone to know i still think it is so funny #bruce wayne #guy gardener #batlantern #dc comics #<- tagging bc i want you guys to suffer too

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omniversecomicsguide · 1 year

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Darkseid sabotages the heroes of Earth in LEGENDS (1986-1987), and the Justice League of America are the first to fall! The first major DC event after ‘Crisis on Infinite Earths’ brings the heroes together for the first time and leads to a whole new vibe for the world’s premier super-team!

See the OmniverseComics.Guide site for the reading order most people get wrong!

ARTIST: John Byrne

ART FROM: Legends 6 (1987)

More DC crossovers to come!

#dclegends #justice league #superman #captain marvel #doctor fate #guy gardener #Batman #black canary #wonder woman #justice league of america

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timdrakebiter · 10 months

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dick grayson, like twelve: hey, hal, why does guy gardener call you babygirl

hal jordan, flying the jet construct to take them to get burgers, sweating: how about we stop talking for a little while

#idk im just reading hal comics and this popped to mind #timeline what timeline i dont know her #hal jordan #dick grayson #dc comics #guy gardener #gl 2005 guy and hal should kiss idk about the other versions #hal has supreme babysitter duty the robins love him thanks for coming to my ted talk #green lantern #batman

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