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ju-ji · 3 months
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It’s kind of killing me just a little bit that jimmy and sea’s only roles next year thus far are. not in the same show. I got attached to them real bad so fast and there’s no firstkhao yet either??? Like I need my emotional support boys and I need them together to maximize the joint slay!!!
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toytle · 9 months
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everything abt this is outdated but ykw. tag yourself anyway, i’m jean and fred
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mom jeans (jean): 1) leader but not by choice 2) never forgets a birthday 3) gets away with things due to her reputation
mom jeans (jean): 1) leader but not by choice 2) never forgets a birthday 3) gets away with things due to her reputation
fuzzy elf (kurt): 1) tries to be hip with the kids (is a kid) 2) honorary catboy 3) fingerguns his way out of situations
:3 (kitty): 1) impulsive shopper 2) livetweets everything 3) says ‘omg’ and ‘ttyl’ outloud 4) bakes muffins for her friends! they are inedible!
skater boi (evan): 1) cool guy syndrome 😎 (undiagnosed adhd) 2) steals food off his friends' plates 3) PARKOUR!
e-girl blueprint (rogue): 1) hopeless romantic 2) only child AND middle child energy 3) knows the best thrifting spots
“””team leader””” (lance): 1) tries a lot, fails a lot 2) anger is default emotion 3) probably named his car betty or smth
actual team leader (pietro). 1) cool guy syndrome 😎 (unmedicated adhd) 2) causes problems on purpose 3) motivated by attention
toad (todd): 1) thinks he's just soo funny. well, he is. 2) hasn't showered in a month 3) stays out of drama but Will grab the popcorn
bombshell blonde (tabitha): 1) self-loathing vs superiority complex: fight! 2) flirts with friends 3) parties to avoid being alone with her thoughts
scarlet bitch (wanda): 1) hates authority figures 2) cuts her own hair. and clothes. 3) in a constant state of overstimulation 4) deserves to snap tbh
hey it’s (fred)!: 1) cries easily 2) would literally murder for friends 3) treats plushies like living creatures
professor clean (xavier): 1) “hello el gee bee tee que community" 2) adopts every child he sees 3) knows everything and yet nothing at all
grrrr (logan): 1) that sounds like a you problem." 2) acts like he hates kids but tacks their drawings to the fridge 3) believes that violence is the answer
weather report (ororo): 1) everyone's bisexual awakening 2) has high expectations for everyone, including herself 3) live laugh love 😊😊😊 or else
mr beast but like actually (hank): 1) god, i could really use a drink." *makes chamomile tea* 2) longs to be a smooth rock basking in the sun 3) gives unwarranted life lessons
another blue one (mystique): 1) #girlboss 2) “gay rights but only for me" 3) loves her son but will dropkick other children
magnum dong (magneto): 1) heterophobic 2) "you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair" 3) does not love his son AND will dropkick other children
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sharkji · 6 months
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respectfully, we are losing to straight people
I added the respectfully because the wangxian fic finder blog said not to be heterophobic.
I jest.
Anyway I’m happy to see that if nothing else, the Mo Dao Zu Shi tag is trending. Has that ever happened before?
And hey if there’s anyone out here who is like, “who the hell are these guys on my dash!!” Please. I invite you take my hand.
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haoraez · 11 months
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guys i’m sorry ik we’re having dream defense hours rn but i neeeeed to tell y’all about these two boys in the kpop group zb1 or i’ll go crazyyyy like actually certifiably insane. pls read if you want to have your heart melt in two and and skip if you are a terrible evil person who hates gay people. my rpf-loving friends i have such good material for you here i swear to god.
some context to start off: there was this reality competition show called boys planet that ran from february thru april, with the finale airing a week ago. the concept for the show was there’s a k-group with 49 korean trainees and a g-group with 49 “global” (non-korean) trainees, all competing for 9 spots in a kpop group. the show is entirely fan-voted.
SO there were these two guys on the show, one sung hanbin (left) from the k-team and the other zhang hao (right) from the g-team. here they are:
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some entirely irrelevant info that i’ll just add here for no reason: back in december, people found a post hao made on weibo ages ago (i won’t link it bc i think it may have been obtained thru nefarious means but it’s already spread so widely that i’m fine mentioning it) where he talked about how love between a man and a woman was “disgusting” and how heterosexuality wasn’t normal. so basically, a heterophobic king. also, every single performance on this show, hao has worn one sleeve either rolled up or straight up cut off. google “cut sleeve” if that doesn’t have any significance to you. and hanbin… well, in addition to making my gaydar go wheeeee whoooo wheeee whooo, he also specializes in a dance form called waacking, which is very similar to voguing and is also a queer art form. in particular, hanbin has performed “call me mother” by rupaul on multiple occasions, most notably here. do with those pieces of information what you will.
each of the two were respectively considered the best on their teams and were chosen as centers for a performance of the show’s “signal” (theme) song, which you can watch here. they are the guys in the very middle, and at 4:30 you can see just the two of them doing the bridge together 🥰. they are also the two guys that star in the dramatic little opening sequence (yes, hao is actually a violinist!).
i think most people expected a rivalry of some kind from them, but instead, it was something completely different. there were a variety of cute moments from them in the beginning, but things really picked up when they started on the second mission, during which they performed g-idle’s tomboy (a girl group song, slay!). they were clearly really really excited to be on a team together, and during the practice sessions were literally glued at the hip. then there’s also an absolutely insane scene where they’re back in the dorms (yes, they film them in their dorms. yes, it’s weird and they don’t get much privacy) and after hao comforts hanbin over smth he’s upset about, hao’s like “hmmm why don’t you give me a massage to thank me?” and hanbin does??? i can’t find a subbed version but here’s the clip, it’s actually insane how intimate and gentle it is it makes me crazyyyy.
then, it turned out that hanbin had specifically joined that team because hao was on it 😭. it’s discussed in this behind the scenes starting at 1:25, which i recommend watching bc they r sooo cute. hanbin goes “tie tie” while pressing their cheeks together which is a super cutesy coupley expression in chinese and hao is like “who taught you that? you can only say that to me ok?” then they talk about how while filming for the signal song they got super close once they realized they were very very similar in many ways, including the fact that they would both be teachers if they weren’t training to be idols (which idk i just think that’s sweet. also says a lot about them as people, bc all the other contestants including eliminated ones have talked about how genuinely kind they both were.)
i also have a bit of a personal theory here that they knew the producers would try to set them up to have a rivalry of some kind (this show is infamous for that kind of stuff) and they were both just like “no let’s be besties instead.” but again just smth i personally think.
anywayyy the performance is awesome they end up winning the challenge!! then, it’s time for the 2nd elimination, and hanbin ends up ranking 1st and hao 2nd!! hanbin had ranked 1st in the 1st elim as well, but hao’s previous rank was 5 so this was a huge jump for him. while they wait for their ranks to be called they hold hands and during his speech zhang hao says “let’s debut together and drink zero coke every day,” with the zero coke being a reference to them drinking it together during practice.
their clinginess continues throughout the show, and despite being on different teams for the third mission they are constantly seen sitting together and holding hands whenever they can. in the third elim they end up placing 1st and 2nd AGAIN (hanbin and hao respectively) bc they’re both insanely talented.
then, it’s the finale. it’s emotional, everyone’s crying constantly, the episode is nearly 4 hours long for some reason. here’s them looking hot ur welcome. whoever put hao in that crop top deserves the goddamn nobel prize.
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also during the finale, they perform the signal song test and hanbin and do their little center solo moment again but this time it’s so fucking romantically charged it’s insane.
then, it’s finally time for the final lineup to be announced (basically a fourth elimination). they announce from 8th-3rd place, and then announce first and second place candidates before announcing the actual first place winner. no surprise, it’s in fact hanbin and hao, but their reactions are insane. for comparison, here’s the previous 1st and 2nd place candidates vs haobin (bottom right corner):
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that’s also… not just a hug, hao is fully kissing hanbin’s neck. here’s a clip if you’re interested. you can’t tell in that clip but hanbin also starts crying and goes to grab hao’s hand 😭 this was filmed from like 20 diff angles so just search “haobin neck kiss” on twitter if you want.
it’s finally time for them to call who’ll win first place, and surprise, it’s HAO!!! he himself doesn’t expect it and even turns to clap for hanbin. if you watch anything else i’ve linked, please watch this. seriously the sweetest moment, hao is just in complete disbelief and hanbin is so so insanely happy for him oh my god!! anyway, everyone’s freaking the fuck out because EVERYONE had expected hanbin to win (he always had a huge margin in votes), but also because zhang hao is the first non-korean to EVER win a season of this show!!! it’s a huge deal!!! especially bc hao is chinese and sinophobia is pretty rampant in korea. hao’s friend who got eliminated earlier on literally falls to the ground in tears bc he’s so happy for him. hao bows to hanbin’s parents in the crowd. hao and hanbin give their speeches and walk up the stairs to the winners platform hand in hand (despite staff signaling for them to separate and walk individually one by one).
so yeah. that’s haobin in a nutshell. and in case you thought they’d drop this once the show is over, the group just had their first proper appearance together and one of the other group members, gunwook, called them the “soulmate duo” while another member matthew (a friend of hanbin’s from before the show started) was asked what he thought of their “chemistry,” to which he responded “i’m a bit jealous.”
basically, they are insane, im happy they found each other because they work so well together, and i truly believe they are something special bc they are both incredibly kind, talented, handsome, and have amazing chemistry. wish them the best and please pray their company gives their group (zerobaseone, or zb1. terrible name ik) good music.
that’s all from me today hope you enjoyed this manifesto this was insane to write.
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transboysokka · 4 months
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Chris watches the muppet Christmas carol for the first time
full disclosure I have been imbibing alcohol as I tend to do for these things lol
I know this thing slaps and I actually have no idea how I’ve never seen this, I didn’t grow up in a particularly muppets-appreciating household I guess??
I don’t have the clearest memory of how the story goes aside from major plot points either so this should be fun
oh no someone’s being stolen
god my immediate reaction is we need more of these and we should just make a muppets version of every literature classic
Charles dickens, that guys gonzo right? I swear I know most of their names bc I watched Sesame Street as a kid
Right? All these guys are in Sesame Street?
ooooo the marleys, don’t remember the dead marleys, how intriguing
Ohhhhh it’s a MUSICAL?!?! the SMILE that just came across my face…
I know who plays Scrooge but I do love that we haven’t seen his face yet. Adds to the … worldbuilding? lol. And mystery
omg this is deep I’ve never considered Scrooge a victim of anything
I’m sorry I’m like five minutes into this and losing my mind at how much of a masterpiece this is
Ah face reveal. I’m sorry I’m like a huge Michael Caine stan
Wait what if he killed the marleys like as far as I remember that’s not what happened but WHAT IF HE DID
Okay real question is Scrooge canonically Jewish bc I’ve always had kind of an antisemitic caricature vibe about him which then would actually totally excuse his not celebrating Christmas
These bookkeepers are great
Fred lol
I do get an angry repressed gay vibe from Scrooge maybe he’s be less grumpy if he got a bf
Jacob and Robert Marley were OBVIOUSLY gay married and Scrooge wanted to be their third but never got up the guts to make it happen
Also they probably loved Christmas and so….
Okay I mean I see now that they are muppets and he is not so uh
I also see that they clearly do not love Christmas
What’s with the chains
Oh yeah I remember
Anyway yeah that scene w those guys was creepy
Where’s miss piggy, man ain’t she a muppet
I love the like narrator voyeurism going on
Omg tHIS GHOST IS CREEPY AF
It’s been a few minutes and I still don’t want to look at her
I’ve always been obsessed w how he did all this traveling in his nightie lol
His name is ebenezer so why do his school friends have such top-10 English names like Michael … more evidence for my theory…
Oh there’s a girl … yeah right…
“I love you” “you did once” OOF yeah he must be fully gay now I see the way he’s looking at her
I don’t care about this song at all move on please
And not a fan of old Scrooge singing with her
I’m sorry not to be heterophobic but this song seems to disrupt the whole vibe of the movie anyway
Next ghost is less creepy at least
I like the weird amusement Scrooge has about him
This song is good
The happiness Scrooge is slowly starting to show aww
this Santa Christmas ghost is definitely high off something
Oh yay Kermit cratchit is married to miss piggy. And their kids are so cute
God bless us, every one!
Wtf Santa’s all old now??
Lol remember having to start your life again every morning and dying every night
WTF WHY IS THIS NEXT GHOST SO SCARY TOO I’m starting to realize why my parents didn’t show this to me when I was a kid lol I was such a baby about creepy shit and STILL AM
And WTF IS THIS SPIDER THING idk if I like this movie so much anymore lol
Really love how accurate and faithful this is and it’s FOR KIDS/families
A Christmas Carol is actually about the journey of accepting one’s queer identity. In this essay I will
But it also really does feel like converting that poor Jewish man to Christmas-ianity omg I’ll have to check up on that
That turkey got a FAT ASS DAYUM
Buying the bookkeepers coal like I know they asked for it and it’s useful but it’s actually so funny
Fred’s wife looks 15 years old yikes
Why would Scrooge fuck w bob like that lmaooo
okay yeah that was cute though I’m glad I saw it
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mydonkeyfeet · 1 year
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I think the older I get, the more I’m digging into being aromantic asexual and I have less patience for heterosexual fiction. I just lost a book that I was in the middle of (guys, where is it???) but I’m not that upset about the thought that it might be gone (except for my BTS bookmark) because it was just so heterosexual and romantic. And the heroine was about to do some kind of mission to save the man she loves. And it had sex scenes, ugh! No thank you!
But srsly, where is my book? I never lose things. Maybe my cat knocked it into my trash can.
Edit: found my book inside my nightstand since my cat knocks it into the trash when I leave it on top of the nightstand.
I’m not heterophobic, I just don’t want them shoving their straight agenda down my throat.
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night-rain-or-smth · 1 month
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I’m heterophobic but that guy with a shirt that said « I love my girlfriend » was pretty cool
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that0negaykid · 4 months
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I’m going manic or something I just feel so angry and panicked. My brain is all over the place on what to be mad at and I’m just kshsgsjwhhwgwysgsjjfjrhsjjetsg rn I feel like my inability to find a boyfriend or even a guy my age I can talk to is making me extremely homophobic and heterophobic because just seeing anyone and I mean ANYONE in a relationship I just see red and think of awful things to do to them out of jealousy. Im not okay
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winderlylandchime · 6 months
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you should know that he made me swear that 2x13 does not have the Brian/Ben plot. ‘LOOK AT JUSTIN BEING SLUTTY! I MISSED THEM!..are they like obsessed with comparing Bri Bri and Blondie to Mr Boring and Annoying? Because if so, they are only making me hate those two more’ ‘NO HOW IS JUSTIN GONNA GO TO SCHOOL NOW? His dad fucking sucks. How is he gonna take care of it himself…oh blondie, no offense but your problem solving skills are as good as mine..hes gonna do some stupid shit isn’t he?’ He is visibly more happy about the fact that the Ben and Brian thing is done. ‘BRIAN WANTS TO PAY FOR HIS COLLEGE?!?! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW BIG THIS IS?!?! *pauses tv and gets up ON THE COUCH* you don’t understand, let me help you understand! HE BRIAN KINNEY!!! He wants to pay! For his school! So like Justin went to him and was like btw guess what? And brian was like ABSOLUTELY NOT, I GOT MONEY BABY BOY. And he’s insisting on it?!?! The dude that everyone swears is selfish? OH WOW BIG SHOCK THAT HE ISNT! Wait, help me get down. Blondie just take the money! Your man wants to make sure you have a good education..wow now that i think about it, he really does push him for his education a lot. Okay Bri Bri, i see you! You think you’re slick but i figured you out!…of course he’s gonna give him a blowjob.’ ‘DEBBIE DATED A DRAG QUEEN?!?! Makes sense…’ *he has now once again paused the tv lord help me* ‘okay, so theyre at a club. Naked dudes everywhere. And Brian is focused on helping Justin. Like actually helping. From financial aid to his offer. And I’m supposed to be just normal about all this? WHEN IS HE JUST GOING TO ADMIT THAT HE LOVES HIM! For fucks sake Justin, TAKE THE OFFER AND SHUSH! *the go go dancer thing happens* ABSOLUTELY NOT! I mean its a job and a respectful one BUT NO JUSTIN NO! Did you see Brian? HE WAS NOT HAPPY! And that guy gets off on his man fucking others. Justin stop making things difficult for me and just affect the offer!’ I swear this man is taking it personal that Justin went to Sap for a job. ‘Oh this guy sucks. He is gross. Justin go home and just accep- WHAT IS HE DOING? NO. Oh hi Brian! This isn’t as bad as what i just saw Brian. You have no idea what i just saw. It was horrible, please find a way to make him accept your offer. Oh Brian is insanely into Justin doing his school. Oh no someone is about to interrupt them about to fuck (i asked how he knows) THE ELEVATOR! Do you not hear it?!?!’ And now i realized I actually never heard the damn elevator while watching. ‘Melanie…he planned your wedding like two days ago? I would also turn you down for whatever favor is you walked in talking shit about me. Shes gonna pretend to be straight? *looks at me all sad* I know he just said he’s a heterophobe but do you think he’d hate me?..oh the parallel of him trying to make sure Justin stays in college and him willing to play straight to make sure guy goes to school…wait, is that what a parallel is?..no one can convince me this isn’t Lindsays wet dream. She is enjoying this a bit too much. She thought theyd be together? GIRL HES GAYER THAN THE PRIDE FLAG’ ‘NO NO NO JUSTIN NO WHY ARE YOU UP THERE WITH THOSE WINGS…….and those hideous sneakers..they gave you wings but not shoes? Amateurs. Now get off and go home! Oh Brian is miserably PISSED OFF. I love Emmett. My part time job was stealing cigarettes from dad and selling them in school…don’t tell dad. Oh Brian is pissed off, baby, would it kill you to admit that you’re in love?!’ And now he is once again pissed off at Sap. I love that he gets it. ‘NOPE JUSTIN NOPE. I’m all for doing what you gotta do but he really doesn’t have to do shit tho? Oh Brian once again mentioning homework..he cares! HE CARES! Man if i had him in college maybe I wouldn’t drop out..Brian is pissed off. Or worried. Maybe both. My man is talented enough for both’ i should probably mention that he spent the whole ep stressed out of his mind bc of Justin. He is now giving an entire speech about how people like Sap deserve to rot in hell. Idk how hes gonna watch saps party.
DEAR SWEET ANON I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS EPISODE
Brian *does* push for education a lot. I’ll scream it from the rooftops - education is one of the primary things that sets Brian apart from Michael. Brian went to college and has this fancy job and posh loft and Mikey… is the manager at a Big Q (until he takes over Red Cape) and has a roommate. Brian and Michael come from the same working class background. Brian knows how important education is and he wants the best for his boy (happy sigh).
He was taking it personally when Justin went to Sap for a job. Your brother is in deep.
Oooh yes the cringe scene of Lindsay getting to pretend her fantasy. The writers of this show were so biphobic. They portray Lindsay as some lesbian with a fetish for Brian rather than a proud bi woman. YES BROTHER THAT IS WHAT A PARALLEL IS.
Also loving that he is sad that as a heterophobe Brian might not like him.
Your brother seeing ALL THE SIGNS THAT JUSTIN LOVES HIM. He is so in the fandom.
Brian is talented enough to be pissed AND worried. Yes he is.
Being stressed about Justin - he’s just like his new idol, Brian.
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corianderfinch · 8 months
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Guys…. I think….I think I’m heterophobic
I think I’m having a breakthrough
I think I’m understanding some things
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sadkid-03 · 1 year
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I’m Heterophobic should I tell the guy that I’ve been dating three years that thinks I’m a girl lmao
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polishanon-reblogs · 2 years
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theartofmining · 4 years
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george’s LoH i watched almost from start to finish,,, minus a few interruptions i had,,, but i will Not being watching sapnaps unless the posts seem to be goin a lil crazy yknow,,,
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undertalegorls · 5 years
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“”HETEROPHOBIA””
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ultimatescarfan · 3 years
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Hermits: Hello guys. Today I will be finishing my mega build and working on some pranks, Make sure to like and subscribe ^-^
Dsmp members: Fuck you. Give me your money, I love you, I'm divorcing you, I've lived in a 3x3 space this entrie time, I have looked at god in her eyes and feel no fear, I am traumatised, I am unstoppable, I'm most likely related to Philza, I am heterophobic, I have never once gone to therapy, I am immortal, I own a country with 4 people, We're going to church prime, Get in loser.
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midnight-love-song · 3 years
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Sometimes it dawns on me that cishet men probably also like all the women I like, and I kinda feel unwell about it, like I try not to think about how unnatural that feels to me.
Like a while ago, I saw this TikTok where the audio was like “if you could turn any film into a porno, what film would it be?” And some girl had picked Ocean’s 8 and I was like “cool! Great movie. I’m asexual, so I find the very thought of that abhorrent, but you know, I get it.” So I clicked on the audio to see what everyone else was choosing, and a guy had made exactly the same video, with Ocean’s 8. And suddenly I was like “this feels illegal, and it feels like a moral crime” and I threw my phone down like I’d just seen a horrible spider. Does this make me heterophobic? Or have I just not been exposed to these people for so long that I’m finding it hard to reacclimatise? But I mean it’s 1:35am here as I write this, so I’m clearly already a lost cause anyway.
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