#guys in sandles

[lilgynt]

oh yeah no i got really lucky liking wearing feminine stuff as a trans masc just kinda makes my life easier happy bonus * reapplies bourbon bath and body deodorant a coupon forced my mom to buy me and deeply inhaling* i can’t even fucking smell it im still sick and crying 

#i catch a wiff and go batshit #personal #i was like shit #maybe i don’t want to be wearing short short a crop top pigtails and an arched sandle huh. #damn maybe i just need a tee shirt and jeans and shorter hair #like i do like dressing feminine i feel fully confident to myself as far as the guy thing so it’s just dressing up #and which is most likely to inconvenience me/benefit me #like oh i love dressing cute true and i do also enjoy getting discounts when i shop #both can be true. and i love being left the fuck alone and which is more likely to get me left alone and fading the in back ground blamo #but damn #this got me wanting to piss on the floor just bc

[ladykailitha]

Spooky season is here and I was just thinking about that tiktok (maybe) of the couple at the haunted house where the guy pushes the girl onto the feet of the ax wielding haunt and then the girl and haunt have a conversation that ends with the girl chasing the asshole with the ax and the haunt happily following her.

But make that Steddie. Steve as the girl. Set between seasons 3 and 4, but in a world where Steve going on a date with a man is surprise not a thing of revulsion (as in people would surprised that he was dating a guy having been a ladies man in high school, but no one would give him shit about it). Because it's my sand box, damn it. I make the rules here!

*

Steve wasn't sure what possessed him to go on this date with Jeremy. He didn't like haunted houses. He had seen too many real horrors in his life be frightened of fake ones. But Robin said he could pretend to be scared and cling to the guy's arm, maybe even get a kiss out of it.

What he wasn't expecting was for it to actually terrify him. He was clutching Jeremy's arm the whole way through, chanting in his head "don't hurt them, it's not real." Over and over again whenever the urge to push the actors away or in one extreme case when they were in the haunted hospital break the doctor's nose.

The actor looked too much like Dr Brennan, and while the patient on the gurney wasn't a girl or even had shaved hair, but Steve's protective instinct went into overdrive. It took every ounce of self-will Steve had to keep clutching Jeremy's arm.

They finally hit a room that didn't look so bad. It had a wood floor and four garish statues, one in each corner. Their fog machine was working in high gear but seemed to collect around one figure in particular.

It held an ax over its head, its mouth open in a silent scream. The robes that gathered around its sandled feet were perfectly rendered in stone. The sleeves of the robe revealed a couple of bat tattoos on the right forearm.

Steve was entranced, he let go of Jeremy's arm for the first time since they started and took a step toward it.

It was then the actor jumped off his pedestal and swung his ax down.

Jeremy did the inexplicable. Maybe even outright despicable thing. He pushed Steve forward into the waiting arms of ax murder. Steve stumbled landing on the actor's feet.

"Whoa!" the actor asked. "Are you okay?" He put the ax down and helped Steve get to his feet.

"Did he really just shove me at you to save his own ass?" Steve asked in shock.

The actor cocked his head to the side. "That's what it looked like to me. I hope that was a friend and not a date..."

Steve winced. "Sadly, the latter."

"Fuck, dude," the actor said. He spotted the ax. "You want to get revenge?" He picked up the ax and handed it to Steve.

Steve laughed. "Hell yeah!"

He ran after Jeremy, very plastic ax in hand, the actor cheering him on.

The next room was holding Jeremy so that he wouldn't be split from Steve and gotten lost. It was full of evil clowns. Something that apparently Jeremy was terrified of, judging by the screaming he had been doing.

The actors spotted Steve coming at their prey with an ax and Eddie cheering him from behind, they immediately clocked what had probably gone down. They let Jeremy pass them and two of the clowns broke off to chase him out of the haunted house, gaining cast members with each passing room (still enough remaining to scare other patrons but obviously gaining a crowd to hound this guy.)

He exited the haunted house screaming obscenities at Steve and the actors. The crowd laughing and pointing. He got into his car and drove off.

The smile slid off Steve's face. "Fuck. There goes my ride home."

The ax murder laughed as all the other actors went back inside. He pulled off his hood to reveal a mess of dark brown curls and grey face paint around his eyes on his lips. "I've gotcha, big boy."

"Eddie Munson, right?" Steve asked when he finally placed the face.

"Aww," Eddie cackled. "You do remember me."

Steve scoffed. "Kinda hard to forget."

Eddie's grin grew big. "Duly noted." He scratched the back of his head. "I am sorry about the shitty date though."

Steve shrugged. "It turned out more fun then I thought it would."

Eddie cocked his head again. "True. It's not every day you get chase away a bad date with plastic ax."

Steve handed it back to him. "Shouldn't you be getting back? Won't the other patrons find it odd when the room is empty of scares?"

Eddie smiled slyly. "Who says I left my post unattended?"

Steve's eyes went wide. "How many more of the statues are actors?"

Eddie leaned forward into his space. "I'll never tell," he said sing-song.

Steve laughed.

"Just let me inform my boss I'm taking you home and clean up this makeup, I'll get you home, Stevie," Eddie said.

"You don't have to do that," Steve mumbled. "I'm sure I could call someone."

Eddie shook his head. "Nah, I've got you."

"Thanks."

Ten minutes later Eddie was back on the pavement standing next to Steve. He was back in his usual shredded black jeans and leather jacket. But he wore a denim vest over top of it.

"I like the vest," Steve murmured. "I like pins and things."

"Patches," Eddie said.

Steve hummed his confusion.

"The other things are patches," Eddie explained.

Steve smiled. "That's cool."

Eddie pulled up to Steve's house without asking for directions.

"Should I ask how you knew that?" Steve asked as he got out of the van.

Eddie just waggled his eyebrows as he got out of the van too.

"You gonna walk me to the door, Eds?" Steve asked with a smirk.

"These woods behind your house are pretty fucking scary, dude," Eddie said with a huff of laughter.

Steve just shook his head and bit his tongue to avoid saying exactly how much.

They got to his door and Eddie pressed a kiss to Steve's lips.

It was sweet and warm. "What was that for?" Steve asked, breathlessly.

"Isn't that what you do at the end of a date?" Eddie asked with a teasing grin. "Walk them to door and give them a kiss good night?"

Steve laughed. "Yeah. Yeah it is. Good night, Eds."

"Good night, Stevie."

Eddie walked to his van. "If you want to go on a date that doesn't end you chasing your date with an ax, you know where to find me."

Steve grinned. "I might just take you up on that. Provided it's not another haunted house."

"Don't worry, baby," Eddie said with grin. "I'm loyal. Just a one haunted house kind of guy."

Steve shook his head and unlocked the door. Before he close it behind him he could hear Eddie celebrating, cheering and hollering.

Robin was never going to believe him when he told her how his date went.

But that's okay. She was right. It was fun.

*

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#my writing #stranger things #steddie #ladykailtiha writes #haunted house #bisexual steve harrington #steve's date is a jerk #eddie to the rescue

[rosemarycovet]

billy loomis/stu macher x reader who owns a pet monkey 🙈

(I LOVE MONKEYS SM I WANT ONE SO BAD BRO😭😢)your monkey also doesn’t have a name or gender so you can choose and the monkey is referred as ‘your monkey’

billy

-when billy first found out you had a monkey he was a bit surprised and concerned but still thought it was pretty cool

-at first your monkey did not like billy

-like at all

-your monkey was sassy to billy

-like whenever your monkey would hear billy try to gaslight/manipulate someone or billy says some bull shit to you

-your monkey would give him this face

(the ‘Estúpidos’ pic is your monkey to the people billy successfully gaslights)

-your monkey would be like ‘be fucking for real🤨😐’

-one time billy woke up from taking a nap in your living room to your monkey on his chest holding a sandle about to attack him

-he was low key kinda scared

-billy would glare at your monkey and your monkey would glare back

-whenever billy would come over your monkey would be like ‘not this bitch again 🙄’

-but eventually they warmed up to each other

-I swear billy and your monkey would laugh together when they see some dumbass in a horror movie

-your monkey would also help billy sneak billy from your window into your bedroom

-your monkey would be near your window signaling that it’s safe for him to sneak in

-they are always rolling their eyes or giving stank face to people they don’t like

-they randomly be trying to scare each other😭

-like jumping out of hiding corners jump scaring each other

-one time you even caught billy having a conversation with your monkey even though your monkey couldn’t speak actual words

-you were pretty concerned and confused it was just random

-they go from one minute to hating each other to loving the next

Stu

-stu ADORES your monkey so much

-so does your monkey

-your monkey loves stu

-when stu first found out you had a monkey he wanted to meet your monkey straight away

“YOU HAVE A MONKEY (Y/N/N)?!?”

-when they first met stu gasped and squealed like a school girl

-stu would spoil the fuck out of your monkey

-always buying your monkey costumes/clothes

-they’re always random ass outfits as well😭

-stu is always taking pictures/polaroids of your monkeys as well

-he basically acts like your monkey is your guys child

-they are always taking naps together and snoring as they sleep

-your monkey likes to lay in stu lap or sit on stu’s shoulder as it lightly pulls/grabs on stu’s hair

-stu and your monkey are always have a cheeky smile/smirking at each other like they did something mischievous

-sometimes you think stu is only coming over for your monkey 💀

-stu loves having horror movie nights with you and your monkey

-one time during the winter stu bought your monkey a coat to go outside in the snow (like the funee monkee gif edit/video)

-your monkey was hopping every where in the snow with stu

-your monkey has it’s time of it’s life whenever stu is around

-stu is always awwaing at your monkey 24/7

(I promise you guys i’m working on y’all’s request I just have to get these ideas/drafts out the way I have to many😭)

#billy loomis #billy loomis x reader #billy loomis x you #ghostface #scream #stu macher #stu macher x reader #slasher x y/n

[misssclumsy]

Being a girl is so much fun guys im telling you and especially being a desi girl is much funnier than anything i mean you can wear saree, gajra, bangles, churi, bindi, jhumke, payal you can do a lot of makeup and wear a red hot lipstick and put kajal in your eyes and tie your hair in a beautiful braid or bun and wear sandles according to your dress you can flex in front of your friends and make them feel fucking jealous

#I mean im so lucky #desiblr #desi tag #desi academia #desitags #desi culture #desi things #desi stuff #desi teen #desi tumblr #desi desi #desiness #desiblogger #desiposting #desi girl #desi people #desi side of tumblr #desi shit posting #desi life #desi style #desi relatable #desi love #desigirl #just desi things #desi household #desi aesthetic #desi dark academia #being desi #desi #desis

[steelycunt]

remus lupin is hot in a way that is inherently not hot. he's wears socks and sandles and clothes that are so old and overworn they basically qualify as scrap fabric, he's awkward and gangly like an foal learning to walk. he was that niche sense of humour that not many people get. but oh my god does everyone just adore him? like not one person has met the lad that hasn't gone "yeah he's a good one"

see im sort of in the middle here because i agree that his appeal is deeply unsexy and offputting and lame but im a strong advocate for that meaning he is. attractive to s only and maybe a pool of about five other guys that s has to growl and bark at frantically (they dont really want ur girl like that mate ur embarrassing yourself) rather than the other direction where his lameness makes him some sort of alternative casanova...most people and i mean the vast majority DO NOT WANT to fuck him. they couldnt pick him out of a line up twenty minutes after meeting him. he is forgettable and mundane. but the ones who do REALLY do. but i think that most people still think hes nice enough like hes. a good guy hes a nice guy he's just fine...well youd hope so considering how much time he spends meticulously putting together his Nice and Good Respectable Guy face. the little liar

#there is a specific middle ground to be struck for me where its like. people going r is super hot and everyone wants to fuck him NO! only s #does. and then people going r is super lame and horrible and s would never like him NO! hes frantic over him thats what makes him such a fu #freak. he is extremely fuckable but only if you are s. otherwise you are liable to mistake him for a hatstand or a grandfather clock #anon #telegram #r/s #r

[teenagedirt]

No need

Colby brock x female reader

Warnings:vivid description of Drowning,Colby is an asshole for a bit.

Note:this is actually kinda based on something that happened to me.

Your pov

Colby and I have decided to go swimming in the nearby lake as a date. We haven't spent a lot of time together so it's perfect. I step into the water, I shiver at how cold it is.

I look over at colby he has been talking to the same stranger for the last thirty minutes. I give up on trying to get his attention and just float around on my back, while floating,I forget about the drop off, neither me or colby could touch the bottom. I stop floating,and I find myself submerged. I try holding my breath,but that doesn't last long,I inhale water, I make my way to the surface and sputter. "COLBY" I yell before I'm submerged once again,getting a mouth full of muddy lake water. He still stands talking that that same guy, I feel the burning sensation go down my throat, as I make it up one last time, "COLE" I yell, needing help. I go back under,the burning is replaced with a feeling of calmness, as I slip out of consciousness.

Colby pov.

"Hey,uh I think your girl may need you" the man, who I know as Harold tells me. I look back and see y/n go under the water.

"Shit" I say and swim over to her, I grab ahold of her body, it's limp in my arms. I carry her onto the grassy bank of the lake. I try to do cpr. Not long after, her eyes shoot open and she spits out water. "What the hell kind of Shit was that, if you wanted my attention you could have just swam over to me" I yell,happy she's okay, but irritated.

Your pov

I cough up the remaining water. "WHAT!" I prop myself up with my arms. "COLBY I ALMOST DIED,I WASN'T DOING IT FOR ATTENTION YOU BITCH" I yell and manage to get up on shaky legs. I grab my Tshirt and shorts I slide them over my swimsuit swimsuit, I slide my sandles on and pull my phone out. "I'm calling an uber" I say before walking off.

"I SAVED YOU LIFE AND YOUR GONNA ACT LIKE THIS, FUCK YOU!" he yells, my blood boils, he accused me of doing it for attention then does that.

"YOU ALREADY HAVE" I yell before walking off completely. I ride home in the Uber.

*time skip,when colby gets home*

He walks into our room, while I'm texted one of my friends.

"Y/n can we talk?" He asks,his voice desperate.

"I guess" I say still on my phone,still bitter from earlier.

He grabs my phone and puts it on the table next to him. "I'm sorry, I'll do anything for you to forgive me"

"No need, I'm pissed, I'll forgive you when I'm ready." I say and leave the room, grabbing my phone on the way out.

It's the next day, and I slept on the couch last night. I've decided I'm dome being a bitch about it and just forgive colby,even if his words hurt me,I'm sure mine hurt him too.

"Colbs" I say,stepping into our room. "I'm sorry" I say, he sets his phone down.

"I'm sorry too"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I think this is longer, sorry for all the short ones.

#x reader #fanfic #stories #fluff #colbybrock #sam and colby #colby brock imagine #colby brock x reader #female y/n

[ff7-has-taken-me-over]

Logically, Zack knew that the Mako enhancements would’ve somewhat changed Cloud’s physical appearance, they definitely worked some wonders on Zack’s physique. Especially so once he’d started regularly working out and started all the SOLDIER missions.

But knowing something in theory and then knowing it in practice were two, very different things after all. Hence why Zack was now staring wide eyed and open mouthed as Cloud and the girls walked down the steps toward the beach he and Barret were on.

The girls looked wonderful of course, Aerith’s chosen beach wear as flowy as her usual dresses and Tifa’s clothes doing wonders on showing off her hard earned muscles. Honestly Cloud’s board shorts and sandles were stupidly simple in comparison.

But Zack had also never seen him in anything less than a t-shirt and jeans. So being suddenly faced with miles of pale, soft looking skin going just a little pink under the sunlight? And the slim yet cut muscles that gave him broad shoulders and a sinfully thin waist?

Zack felt like he was gonna suffer a heat stroke even though he was in the shade. Barret was glaring at everyone around them, whether it was cause of the people picking on the black robes or cause of the amount of eyes leering at their three companions, he wasn’t sure.

But he knew he was glaring at the guys walking up to the three of them, especially the ones talking specifically to Cloud. Zack could feel his hackles raise when one of them got a little too close for comfort, Cloud reeling back a little with an uncomfortable frown.

Tifa and Aerith didn’t seem to notice, talking to some girls that had come toward them and asked about their clothes. Zack took it as his chance to intervene, walking over and shoving between the guy and Cloud just a touch too roughly.

The guy made a disgruntled noise but Zack paid it no mind when he had his blond in his arms, looking up at him with a hint of amusement in his stoic features. The older man merely smiled back at him, squeezing his waist between his hands and silently crying over just how far his hands went around it.

Zack took another moment before turning toward the guy still standing there, shooting him a smug smile as he let his arm rest around his shorter counterparts waist, fingers dipping just under the waist band. The small peek of blue boxers nearly sent Zack running back to Johnny’s crappy little hotel, Cloud slung over his shoulders and subtlety thrown out the window. Not that he was being very subtle in that moment.

#fic prompt #fic #prompt #final fantasy vii rebirth #final fantasy vii remake #final fantasy vii #cloud strife #Zack fair #zakkura #cloud strife x zack fair #cloud x zack #tifa Lockhart #aerith gainsborough #barret wallace #costa del sol #beach episode #Zack’s a simp #cloud is so very pretty #and zack loves it

[gubbymcyt]

I tend to see etho often drawn with one of these types of shoes, so now I'm curious about general opinions. What do you guys draw/imagine ethos everyday footwear?

#personally. i like the characterizing him like a low maintenance uni student. so i give him either slides or slippers with socks. #but i think its interesting how many ppl go with his skins theme and chose geta shoes #hermitblr #polls

[hoosurdaddy]

Bleeding the Love.

Pairing: post covid!kenny McCormick x reader, post covid!stan marsh x reader.

Triggers: unrequited love (Kenny’s end), idk how to describe it but the reader thinks kenny is into boys. Idk after that. Reader is married to Stan. Angst?

Kenny didn’t want to feel this way.

The young scientists had gotten used to being around her. Watching her work, laughing with her whenever a joke was told. Watching her as she planned out her next move to success.

Kenny was utterly inlove with Y/N Marsh.. his best friends wife.

Kenny admired from afar. You were wearing a beautiful sundress and sandles. The sundress looked so beautiful on you. It hugged your body, flowing at your hips and pushing your breasts up. You looked amazing. As a friend and Stan’s wife, Kenny never knew how Stan managed to get someone like you. Kenny always felt guilty when it came to thinking badly about his friend, Stan, but it was something that always messed with his brain. You were kind, beautiful, and sociable, while Stan was.. Stan. But nonetheless, you were Stan’s wife, so he must of done something right?

From across the room at Denny’s where the high school reunion took place, Kenny watched as you laughed with Stan and Clyde probably about the crazy shit you all done in high school. You were a kind girl, much kinder than any of the other girls that attended South Park. Stan didn’t even care that people were coming up and talking to you both. You were beautiful for the two of them, Stan knew that. And he was proud that he had such a beautiful and loyal wife by his side.

“Do you want a drink, sweetie?” Stan asked, resting his hand on your lower back, like a husband would do. “Oh hey Kenny.”

“Just a glass of water please, m’love.” You answered as Stan honoured your request, while you continued to catch up with Clyde and Kenny over the last few decades, until Clyde excused himself to find Bebe. You were so happy that they got married.

Kenny cleared his throat awkwardly as it was just the two of you left. “Do you want to go to the smoking area? I could use a cigarette.” You nodded happily, signalling Stan that you were going to the smoking area with Kenny, who nodded while in conversation with Tolkien.

You followed Kenny out to the smoking area, where he took a seat. “Please sit.” He smiled as he rolled his cigarette tabacoo. You obliged your friends request, sitting beside him.

“I’m assuming something is troubling you, Ken.” You started, placing an innocent hand on his shoulder. “You haven’t been yourself since you got here, is everything okay?”

Gosh, maybe Kenny wasn’t playing it as cool as he thought he was. Shit.

“Y/N, um, what?” Kenny stuttered, lifting his head to look at you, but couldn’t directly look at you. “It’s just.. something happened, and I.. I can’t explain it.”

You quickly looked around to ensure no one was listening to this private conversation. “Ken, maybe we should this discuss this in a more private setting.”

Kenny shook his head, waving it off. “I wouldn’t worry too much about them assholes in there.” He spoke, lighting up his cigarette at last. “It’s not something I’ve done.. more like thoughts and feelings I’ve had.”

Immediately you raised your hand to stop him, and Kenny felt his heart shooting up his throat. “Let me stop you, Ken.” You smiled. “No matter what, I’m your friend. I love you and support you no matter what. I’m so proud you felt comfortable enough to tell me.”

“What? What are you talking about?”

You hushed Kenny, making him confused. “Ken it’s the year 2040. It’s okay to like men. It’s great actually, I’m so happy you told me.”

“Wait.” Kenny chuckled, a small smile forming on his face as he realised what you said. “You think I like guys?”

“Is that not why you brought me out?”

“No.” Kenny smiled, as he watched your face turn into a confused one. “But thank you.”

You took a deep breath in. “Regardless, it doesn’t matter who you love Ken. As your friend, I will support you no matter what. Through thick and thin.”

“Thanks Y/N.. that means a lot.” Kenny tried to hide his blush, he wished that he hadn’t grown out of his parka. Kenny knew that if you discovered his feelings for you, it would change your view on him. It would change Stan’s view on him. But hearing that you were always going to be there for him, meant a lot to Kenny. It meant even more when you hugged him. Kenny could die happily in your arms right now.

“Ken.” You spoke when you pulled away from the hug. “Don’t worry about this issue you’re having. We’ll get through it, together.” You planted a kiss upon Kenny’s cheek before Stan came out and got you, who told Kenny to meet you at your house for an after party with the old gang.

All Kenny could do his watch as you walked off in best friends arm, while his heart bleed.

His heart bleeding at every step you took out the door.

#post covid!stan marsh #post covid!kenny mccormick x reader #post covid!south park #post covid!stan marsh x reader #post covid!kenny mccormick #South Park #South Park x reader #Stan marsh #kenny mccormick #Stan marsh x reader #kenny mccormick x reader

[dangerrah]

FIRST FANFIC LES GO?!?!

Tw: Tickling.

‼️PLATONIC ONLY THESE TWO ARE BROTHERS‼️

Char: Scp 073-1, 076-2 (TK au ver)

Young again.

Abel yawned tiredly, his sandals hitting the tiled floor of site 19 as he wandered aimlessly through the halls, trying to find the greenhouse: otherwise known as his brother’s domain.

He had, unsurprisingly, gotten lost. Again. He had walked the corridors hundreds: if not thousands of times, wether chasing a staff member or running from an anomaly, and yet could never manage to figure out how to get to Cain’s cell from his own!

That was, until he saw the familiar glass doors ahead of him. Eagerly rushing forwards to enter the greenhouse.

“Caaain! Im here! I got lost again!”

He happily called out, but oddly, no response. Matter of fact he didn’t even hear Cain’s plants moving out and about. Usually the snapdragons would have come out to greet him!

Nevertheless, he continued to walk along the stone step path. Looking around, by now he assumed this was a prank. Until he heard the familiar sound of his brother’s squeaky, cackling laugh.

“Cain?”

His voice dripped with confusion as he poked his head around the hedge, and the sight before him made him burst out into a giggling fit!

Oh, there his brother was, tangled up in vines as they flicked under his shirt, tickling along the poor gardeners belly and sides. Not to mention valley bells poking at his neck while the snap dragons gleefully nipped at his ribs!

“AHahaAHaHABehel! HeHEHElp!!” The elder yelped out, followed by a loud snort as one of the snap dragons had started to nibble one of Cain’s lower ribs.

Abel pondered for a moment as he stood up straight from his hunched pose, still a bit giggly from laughing at his brother’s situation.

Part of him wondered, ‘The plants only tickle people when hungry..so they’re tickling Cain cause they’re hungry..’ in that minute, he had a light bulb moment.

“Ahahabel? Whahat aHAHAre yohohou-? AHA-!”

He suddenly squawked, as the younger sat on his legs. Squishing his knee caps vigorously. “Sorry Cain! But your little guys are hungry! I can’t let them starve! So keep that laughter comin’, brother~!”

—

10 minutes later..

—

The plants recoiled into their hedges, leaving Cain a giggly mess. Laying down against the grass. Before his gaze went to Abel, who sat merely a few feet away, a glare.

“Cain? What’s with the look? Wait..don’t- cmon, i was just helping your plants y-y’know-!” He tried to explain, blabbering on as the elder stood up, staring down at him.

“Really appreciate it Abe’..maybe you wouldn’t mind helping with DESSERT!” He yelled, as he tackled his brother fully onto his back. Luckily the grass below cushioned the fall.

“Wahait, Cahain- No- EEK-!!!” Before the anticipation giggles caught up to Abel, Cain had begun digging his nails into the younger brother’s sides.

“What? Think you get to tickle me senseless? Was I not suffering enough with the plants, hm~?” Cain asked in a sickeningly faux ‘Sweet’ tone. As he spidered his fingers upwards to his ribcage.

“FAHAHAHACK! CAHAHAIN!” He squealed, his sandles desperately digging into the earth below. Trying to get free.

“Cain what? Cain what? Show mercy? Never!” He grinned. “You get to suffer for being so mean to your elder brother! And here i thought you cared for me..”

He pressed his palm to his forehead, faking woe, and that was all Abel needed. He quickly shot a hand up, scribbling at Cain’s (now semi exposed) armpit.

“Wahahat thehehe-?! Hehehey!”

Cain took this as a mere challenge! Quickly moving his own hands to Abel’s armpits, scribbling around.

“GAHAHAHA-!! WEHEHELL TAKE THIHIS!”

Abel managed to speak through his laughter, scribbling one hand along his brother’s lower back, while using his other hand to skitter at his belly.

“YOHOHOU SOHOHON OF AHA-!” The two’s laughter mixed together, as Cain rolled to the side, desperately trying to escape the other’s ‘dastardly’ methods. But Abel merely followed, clawing at his belly.

“Nohot so tough now are you? Man, *snrk*, you still suck at tickle fights! You haven’t lost this bad since we were kids!” He taunted.

“OHOHO SCREHEHEW YOHOHOU!”

“Screw me? How mean to say to your precious baby brother!”

“PREHEHECIOUS MY AHAH- EEK!!! OHOHOKAY! OKAHAHAY! SAHAHARRY!” He blurted out, as Abel scribbled around the upper back, looking down at Cain with a cocked eyebrow.

He then stopped, looking down at him with a bright smile. Before pulling the elder brother into a tight bear hug. Which, after chasing the phantom sensations away: He gladly hugged back.

“Hey cain?”

“Hm?”

“Wanna do that again later?”

“..You know what? Sure.”

The two relaxed, soon dozing off into a slumber. The chitters of the plant life watching the two brothers sleep, a bit curious. They had gotten more of their feed today. And it seemed the two had as well.

#sfw #sfw interaction only #sfw tickling community #scp tickle #tickle fluff #tickle blog #tickle fic #tword blog #tword content #Switch!073 #Switch!076

[artofthero]

matthew williams is absolutely the guy who wears shorts and sandles in the middle of a snow storm

#hetalia #aph canada #hws canada #ro's art #finished

[bubblepopsims]

"Time with the sister dearest."

"Cuties on the roof garden"

J: “wait so are you guys now seeing eachother, dating or are we going to continue living in delulu world of you guys just being friends” Josiah stated with air quotes.

Ruby huffed and sighed “fuck I mean I don’t know.. it’s weird how nice it feels.. I mean.. [I miss him right now.. that’s weird] I appreciate his company and like being around him” Josiah groaned and shook his head J:“Eww no don’t give me that generic shit. "

J: "Be fucking honest with me.” Ruby sighed “I miss him okay? Happy ?? God it’s fucking annoying. His stupid face, and stupid body, and good fucking heart and personality. Stupid stupid stupid Tobias. he definitely has made me act out in ways I never have before..”

Josiah raised a brow and tilted his head at his overlay dramatic sister “act out how? Besides the fact you actually miss someone other than me of course” Ruby rolled her eyes “yeah besides you shithead.. but I mean… ughhh -Ruby paused and looked down- I’m very selfish with him.. I don’t want anybody else to touch him..”

J: “wait am I hearing this correctly ?? Have you gotten jealous??” Ruby groaning hating every bit of this conversation and nodded “yes.. I have gotten jealous once because of him.. and even though he had reassured me multiple times that I am his only sex partner I still wonder.. you know doubt it..?” Josiah was just flabbergasted still on the fact that Ruby got jealous. “I’m sorry I’m still on the fact you got jealous.” His laughter filled the air, roaring loudly as she tried to make him stop by harmlessly hitting him

R: “stop fucking laughing at me okay?! It was weird for me too.” But as much as Ruby pleaded with him he wouldn’t stop laughing. “God this is fucking pure gold I need to know everything. When was this?”

R: remember that celebration we had when I won the title ?” J: “yeah you didn’t want to go but wore this kill ass outfit.” R: “yes. Well then..” Josiah’s brows bunched together forming the gears in his head until it clicked. I: “wait how long have you guys been fucking? Because that was a couple of months ago?”

Ruby fidgeted with the straps of her Sandles “for approximately 8 months or so now…” Josiah’s mouth instantly fell open “WHAT?! that long and I only know of it is because I walked in on you guys! A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO! BUT 8 months???” R: “Yep. 8.” J: “Wow just wow.. now my next question is who the hell would you have been jealous at, it was alright.” Ruby groaned, finding her lips turn into a thin line “Fucking red head.” J: “Bailey?” Ruby gritted her teeth and scuffed “Ugh yes.. touching him and smiling in his face. I fucking hated it. So I got angry”

J: "fuckkk you have to tell me about this ! story fucking time!"

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#ts4 simblr #ts4 #ts4 screenshots #ts4 story #ts4 gameplay #the tribe #sims 4 #my sims #oc:ruby #oc:josiah

[literally-dalv]

oh dhmis phase why come back now !!!

(This is a joke, i just redrew him because of a convo me and my partner had, half life phase will carry on for a LONG time) Personally i see Colin The Computer if he had a human design hed be a BIG OL’ GUY!! socks n sandles type of mf… AND A BIG FAT BURLY MAN!! Oh to have this man be real. SIGH.

back to half life posting after this!!!!! (barney art coming soon. muahaha.)

#dhmis fanart #dhmis art #dhmis #colin the computer #dont hug me im scared #art #big men are so fine… i love big men… save me big men…… #HES SO SILLY hes such a gentleman!!!

[daughterofthereaper02]

Hey! Could I request poly x reader with rooster, hangman, and bob? I loved your other ones! I was thinking of civilian insecure reader and how she gets really jealous (been building up over time) of how the boys interact with Phoenix and of Phoenix in general (how she is a successful pilot, a badass, and her looks) and thinks they would leave her for Phoenix (even tho they wouldn’t). Thanks!!

A/N: Yes!!! Sorry if this is a little angsty..... It could be my lack of sleep right now but all I see is the reader finally snapping and these boys taking care of her

Title: Calm down

Pairing(s): Jake 'Hangman' Seresin x Bradley 'Rooster' Bradshaw x Robert 'Bob' Floyd x female! Reader, Platonic! Top Gun crew x reader

You adjusted your nice shirt while looking yourself in the mirror in the bathroom. You had dressed in a nice pair of sandles, tight jeans they loved, and a new top that you thought you looked killer in. You had done minimal makeup, just enough to darken your eyes in a sultry way. Once again, nothing from your boyfriends, you knew it was stupid but more and more you noticed they were paying attention to Phoenix more, you couldn't help but get jealous of this. You could on;y think down on yourself, you were a civilian, nothing compared to Phoenix. She was smart, funny, quick on her feet, and of course a pilot. You forced back the angry tears and went out of the bathroom with a smile like everything was okay. You're blood ran cold as you saw how close they all were, you knew it was just you being insecure but you couldn't help it. You waited a few minutes and then kissed them all on the cheek, "I'm going home. See you later" you told them, grabbing your leather jacket from where their jackets were. You had brought your bike here and had said before you were going to have to leave before them, they thought nothing of it and you hugged them goodbye. Phoenix noticed the tenseness in your form, the tight lipped smiles and quickly stepped back from the guys. She knew what it looked like from the outside and didn't want you to feel that way. Before she could grab you, you were out the door and changed back into your riding boots. You had caught her eye but took off on your motorcycle before she could say anything.

You were going way above the speed limit, but to date three adrenaline junkies you had to be one yourself. You just went into your house, getting yourself more worked up as you went and decided to workout in the garage. You were in good shape, you had to be to keep up with those three, no matter what they still lift you up like you weigh five pounds. You went to the punching bag and just started going, your arms were burning and you never noticed the fat, hot tears rolling down your face.

While you were getting yourself worked up, Phoenix was talking to your boyfriends and pointed out how close they were acting wit her. When they looked confused, she put it into perspective for them on what it definitely looks like on the outside. They rushed home and found your stuff just thrown on the bedroom floor, knowing it would drive them insane. Loud music pounded through the house as you continued to punch away. By now you're arms felt like they were on fire and your knuckles were very bruised and cracked, even with the gloves. "Y/N?" Jake called, going into the garage, you played stupid and continued to punch. He put a hand on your shoulder but you just shook him off. Bob and Rooster both came in and tried to get you to stop before Jake just grabbed you and dragged you away. "Let me go!" You yelled, struggling in his hold, "Not until you calm down and talk to us" He said, holding your wiggling form. You huffed and tried to break free but you had almost no energy left, just collapsing in his arms and closed your eyes.

He lowered you both to the floor, "Y/N, we know whats going on" Rooster started but Bob took over quickly, "We love you and only you sweetheart. Phoenix is like a sister to us, and I know what that pretty little head of yours is thinking. No, we didn't want to date another pilot, we wanted you" he said, cupping your face. You sighed, "I'm sorry, I know I usually communicate whats going on but between that and all the stress from work, it just boiled over" you mumbled. You tried to get up but Jake wouldn't let you "Nope, you're not leaving us right now" he said and Bradley grabbed your hands to remove your gloves, revealing the bruised skin. "I've done worse" you offered with a weak smile. They fixed you with disapproving looks and you just looked down. "You need to work on communicating with us Y/N, you finally got us to communicate with you, now you need to work with us" Jake told you. You nodded "I promise, I'll try to get better, I'm sorry" you apologized.

You weren't sure how it happened after that but three hours later, you were in a tangle of limbs after very, very hot make up sex. You knew you wouldn't be able to walk properly for a week without feeling them. They were worshiping your body while showing you how to communicate in a different way.

#top gun: maverick #bradley bradshaw imagines #bradley bradshaw x reader #bradley bradshaw fanfiction #rooster top gun #bradley bradshaw #top gun #rooster x reader #hangman x rooster x bob x reader #pete 'maverick' mitchell #bob x reader #robert 'bob' floyd x reader #robert floyd #rooster #hangman #jake hangman seresin x reader #hangman x reader #jake 'hangman' seresin #jake seresin

[thefreakydeaky]

You're No Good (Part 6)

Negan Smith x Reader

Various TWD Characters x Reader

Modern au

Summary: Your husband came up with a way to keep you away from trouble but trouble just won't stay away from you.

Warnings: diet dr. angst, fluff, smut-lite

You tried not to fixate on getting Negan to talk about the Shane thing. If he wasn't ready then it wasn't fair of you to push him. The horrible moment played in your mind again and again however and you had to live everyday knowing you were the reason Negan was so hurt. Your husband had been trying to act as though everything was back to normal, but his smile was half hearted and he was less talkitive than usual.

One morning, as you were stewing over the situation you received a text from Rick Grimes. It was an invitation for coffee. You perked up in an instant. It was just the distraction you needed. You showered and changed into a black pair of shorts and a pink striped shirt. You added champagne colored earrings and a pair of tan sandles and you were ready.

The apartment complex you arrived at was new and upperscale than any you had been to before. The roofs of the buildings had terracota shingles on them and the outer walls seemed freshly painted. The pool was large and looked clean. You parked in an unmarked spot and made your way to the building Rick's text message had directed you to.

You stood waiting outside his door for a few minutes before he opened.

"Hi, How are you?" He said in greeting before he pulled you in for a hug.

"Hey," You replied nervously. "Thank you for inviting me over."

Rick stepped back and let you in.

"Did you have any trouble finding the place?" He gestured toward the round glass topped kitchen table.

You took a seat.

"Not at all. You gave great directions."

He had a coffee station off to the side of the kitchen. Picking up two k cups, he brought them over to you.

"I've got salted caramel mocha and regular."

You picked the caramel option.

"So, how're things?"

You tried to contain the sigh that wanted to be released.

"Things are...going fine. Really." You lied.

"Mhmm..." He grabbed a mug and placed it under the spout. "I think, you're forgettin' that even if we were only together for a short time, I got to know you pretty well."

"You don't want to hear about it. Trust me." You said morosley.

He shook his head.

"If you don't wanna talk about it, I'll understand, but something's tellin' me you do."

You let out a sigh.

"Okay, but please try to keep an open mind." You prefaced. Then you started at the beginning telling him how sleeping with him had effected your relationship with Negan. You told him about Negan being unable to shake the idea that you would be unfaithful again and how it was Negan's idea and solution that you have an open relationship.

Rick listened as he served the coffee and sat across from you. You couldn't tell if he was judging you or not from his facial expression.

You told him about Shane. How you had ended up meeting him at the hotel and how he'd been angry when he found out you were married. You described the scene Shane had created at The Tap and How Negan had been off ever since.

"That's, damn. I never would have thought Negan would go for something like that."

"I didn't either." You sighed.

"I'm surprised he didn't react to the things that guy said to him."

"I was too, honestly." You took a sip of the coffee he had made you. "But it might be because he's been with other people too and it's not exactly the same thing, but twice now I've been contacted by women he's slept with. They think he's seeing them behind my back."

Rick took your hand in his.

"That can't be easy to deal with."

"It's not, but it's what I agreed to." You looked down at your manicured nails on the glass table top.

"I'm so sorry that you have to go through that."

"Thank you for saying so." You squeezed his hand.

You spoke of many things. He told you about Carl and what he was up to. He told you about the divorce and how horrible it had been. He told you about his job now, he was on the city counsel. You shared with him how you had come to hate working in the history museum, the politics involved in the job and how when Negan had gotten a promotion at work he then made more than enough to make up for your paycheck and so you had resigned.

Before you knew it you had been there two hours. It seemed inpolite to stay any longer. You made your excuses and got ready to go.

Rick went to the door, unlocked and opened it for you.

"It was great seeing you again." He moved forward as if to hug you, but you found yourselves lip to lip instead.

You both chuckled at the accident. When he leaned in next, his hand cupped your jaw and he kissed you with intent. His mouth moved in sync with yours. His tongue slipped passed your lips and into your mouth. The two met and caressed. Then you gently broke apart.

"I'd like to get together again. If you want to?" He posed.

"Yes, I would like to." You agreed.

You thought about the kiss you shared with Rick for the next two weeks. You weren't usually like this, but when it came to Rick Grimes you were infatuated. The kind of infatuation you hadn't experienced since high school. You texted him asking when you could see him again and made a date for the following week.

This time, meer seconds after he opened the door, he guided your body to him, his arm around your middle. You went into his arms, waiting breathlessly for his kiss.

It was like a dream, you mused on your way home. He was intuitive, he knew what you wanted before you could ask for it. His touch was gentle. He had fucked you slowly, sensuously. With one leg hiked high, your ankle by his ear he had thrust passed your wet lips and into your vagina.

His thick cock had you stretching around him. His hand was at your breast, fingers strumming your nipple. Your hands were all over his chest, feeling him, clawing at him when he hit a particular sweet spot inside of you. The sounds his love making had pulled from your throat were a testimony to the pleasure you experienced.

When you lay in each others arms, he told you how much he loved hearing you moan. You gently kissed the pink lines you had left on his shoulders and pecs. There was an exciting chemistry between you different than you felt with any of the other lovers you had taken.You enjoyed being in the warm afterglow so much you almost lingered too long.

#negan x reader #negan smith x reader #rick grimes x reader #twd x reader #you're no good

[skywarpie]

I forgot to mention but there was a guy at the Bristow ritual dressed head to sandles as Jesus 😭

#the band ghost #okay to reblog i guess #ghost band #ghost bc