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Periods with the Free! boys:

Hey guys, it’s shark week lmao I’m in pain and spent too long wishing the Free! boys would take care as me as I laid awake in intense pain until 5AM so here is how I believe the boys would take care of you! Also my last Free! headcanons now have over 400 notes, thank you all so much!!

Haru:

So you were staying with him when you felt the cramps coming along, you were both just chilling on his couch talking when you went quiet and tried to hide the fact that your insides felt like they were about to bust out

Being the caring boyfriend he is he asked you what was wrong and unluckily this would be the first time Haru was along for the wild ride which is shark week, so cue blushing mess (Y/n) trying to tell her monotone boyfriend that her feminine cycle had begun

Eventually you got the words out and it was one of the rare occasions where Haru blushed really hard, all this poor boy could get out was a quiet “oh.” and you were then both plunged into an awkward silence

After a few minutes Haru caught on to the situation. He was your boyfriend, but what did boyfriends do in these types of situations? Did they go to the store and buy supplies? Did they cuddle? WHAT DOES HE DO?

Haru’s accurate train of thought at that moment

Alright but imagine 50% off Haru in this moment

Shit Haru what do we do?

Uh, eh...oh OH WE SHOULD LEAVE A TRAIL OF TAMPONS TO THE DOOR

That’s a dumb idea Haru

You’re a dumb idea Haru

Ouch Haru, cut me deep Haru

He’ll get over the shock fairly quickly and proceed to looking after you, he’ll get you a hot water bottle and all the food you won’t want to admit you’re craving and if you want them, all the hugs he can give

He’ll do whatever makes you happy that entire week, he’s probably one of the best people to have with you because this boy will literally bring tampons/pads in his fucking messenger bag for you in case you need them

If other guys give him smug looks in the store when he’s buying said tampons or pads he will ruin them oh my god. One time he was minding his own business buying his girlfriend some feminine items when this guy gave him the most smug look and Haru just stared him right in the eye and said “They’re for my girlfriend, I’m guessing you don’t have one.” Then he just... walked away.

He is surprisingly really good at handling how clingy you get during this time

Just a really good person to be around to make your period a little bit less painful.

Makoto:

Boy oh boy, stop your search you’ve found the one, congratulations.

Alright, he is a sweetie pie, this we already knew but when period week comes? Hello Makoto 2.0 is here to meet you.

He knows when you’re on it because you get all emotional and just start needing all of his attention all of the time, constantly, 24/7, the whole week, entire 7 days. He loves showering you in affection so this is okay with him.

He may as well just be named a saint, he gets you painkillers if you need them he will buy you all the sweets. You want ice cream? He’ll get it.

He’ll watch a romcom with you thinking it would be a fantastic idea to make you laugh but you started to cry when the main character did something stupid to their significant other. Makoto was then lie ‘I really don’t know why I didn’t see this coming’

“I just really love you and please don’t do that.”

“You know I wouldn’t, I love you so much.”

You end up crying of happiness because he’s so sweet

He keeps tampons/pads in his bathroom for you and his mother was just like

“Ran isn’t quite at that stage yet, dear.”

He’s just like

“Mom no they’re for (Y/n) if she needs them.”

AND HIS MOTHER WAS JUST LIKE ‘THAT’S THE SON I RAISED, I AM SHINING WITH PRIDE’

His mother dotes on you during the week as well she just kinda knows when it’s time, woman senses probably

Makoto get’s Ren and Ran to bring you gifts he bought for you because he knows it makes you happy, sometimes you’ll cry because Ren stays that little bit longer to give you a hug and Ran tells you she hopes you get better soon because she doesn’t understand.

In terms of who you want with you during your period he will give you all of his attention so 100% an amazing choice When I say all of his attention I’m not shitting around, Haru calls? Sorry bro. Ren and Ran need babysitting? Can he bring you along?

He won’t smother you either, if by chance you act like you feel trapped he’s on the other side of the getting ready for when you start crying about being lonely

You’re like a cat

Nagisa:

HAHAHAHAHAHA he has older sisters he’s ready. best trained and most capable to deal with this situation which is surprising I know but seeing as his sisters used to make him wear girly clothes they probably weren’t above sending him to buy tampons/pads or heating pads or making him dip into his sweet stash and provide them with the good shit.

So when you start getting snappy he’s like *internal groan* he’s a lot more patient with you than with his siblings because he knows nobody will ever be as bad as his oldest sister

If you get mad at him he won’t take it to heart unlike any other day, he’ll just say something nice to you and let you cool down for a bit before he goes in for the snuggles

He doesn’t get confused when buying tampons/pads because again,sisters. But he manages to get the exact ones you need and you’re not sure whether you should be pleased or creeped out

“How did you know which type I needed?” “Just an informed guess.” “What do you mean’informed guess’“ “Nothing...”

He knows one of your main shark week quirks is insane mood swings, you get really easily agitated out of nowhere, you’ll initiate a hug but then as soon as he responds you squirm you way out of it, at first Nagisa was like “Why don’t you want my love????” but now he’s just like “Alright baby, seeya next week.”

He acquires this calm, mature personality when it’s the time because you don’t feel well and he wants to feel like he’s 100% only taking care of you and not you feeling like you need to look after him

But of course Nagisa is still Nagisa and when you crave sweets he’ll make you play the pockey game with him and or show up with these weird ass candies you’ve never even heard of

Despite all this our baby boy takes very very very very good care of you and will get you whatever whenever

alright but Thugisa dealing with this can we just

“So it’s shark week huh? Damn never knew jaws 3D had a cousin, HAH” “Nagisa, please don’t smoke that, it’s a tampon not a joint” “Nah nah nah, babe just watch, you light it up like so then- shit it’s burning. DON’T BREATH IN.”

Please make this happen

A good period kid

Rei:

Oh no.

nuh uh I think the fuck not

Over educated on the subject of periods and afraid (His own little version of naked and afraid)

So you, his girlfriend, are bleeding out of a place where the sun don’t shine and are in a mood.

He knows what’s up and how does he respond you dare ask? HE LITERALLY LEAVES YOU ALONE UNTIL IT’S OVER

Nah no joke the first period in the relationship he literally left for five days only sending you texts like “Love you are you better yet?” he didn’t realize he messed up until he made you cry because he said he had homework and was too busy to come over and cuddle you

You sobbed over the phone while he was still on the line so he came over in the end, that was a fun time

From then on he got a little better, he doesn’t drop off the face of the earth anymore which is y’know a plus

He’s just so sweet but so awkward

Anything else and he’d be doting on you like a worried mother but for whatever reason he just can’t with this

Bless him though he gets you whatever you ask for with no protests although tampon/pad buying is a different story

“What ones do I get, there are so many! Do you need extra absorbent or just regular absorbance? What’s all this stuff about flows? What’s your flo-”

“Rei, shut up and just pick up the ones that say regular, please.”

“Okay, got it.”

“Finally”

“(Y/n) somebody is looking at me funny, this is not beautiful!”

More of a drama queen than you if we’re all being dead honest with each other here.

Rin:

Here’s a guy who thinks he knows what’s up but actually doesn’t sorry to break it to ya baby

He’s all like

“Oh, you’re on your period, don’t worry babe, Gou’s a girl I know how this stuff works”

Spoiler alert! HE DOESN’T AT ALL, YOU ASKED HIM TO BUY YOU TAMPONS AND HE CAME BACK WITH PADS CLAIMING:

“Uh, they’re both the same thing right?”

Who is this boy and why doesn’t he at age 17-18 know what a tampon is?

But you know what they say about sharks and blood ;)

JK THAT ISN’T THIS KIND OF POST GOTCHUUUUUUUU

You literally have to teach him the difference between a tampon and a pad, needless to say it was a painful conversation for the both of you.

Other than that he’s pretty good the only problem is you have to borderline bribe this little shit into helping you out, he’s such a damn cuddle monster that he’s like

“Yeah of course I’ll run to the store and get you some pain killers and chocolate...”

“Thank you Rin Rin.”

“If...”

“Oh for the love of God! What? What do you want from me?”

“Cuddles.”

You’d swear he was the one on his period

On that note he’ll rub your tummy when the cramps are being little ass hats (You know when the cramps aren’t like pounding but they’re there and bringing really intense pain and you’re just sitting, waiting for death thinking HOW?? Yeah I feel like a belly rub from Rin Matsuoka would cure that.)

He’ll give you all the affection, he’s a good boy

You’re own personal heating pad

Sousuke:

AHA, um um um okay. lol

95% of the time he is the most amazing boyfriend you could ever ask for, bless him the period week is that 5% when he’s just barely average

Strap yourself in because I’m gonna be saying barely a lot in these points

Alright if we’re gonna be real hear, he’s grossed out. he does not like this, there is blood coming out of your what? Sign him out, he’ll barely let you use his bathroom during that week

It’s like a switch in his mind goes from kissing you softly and whispering “I love you baby” to awkwardly at most wrapping his arm around your shoulder and going “Shh it’s okay?” In barely a matter of seconds

Don’t get me wrong he still loves you with all of his heart this is just really not his thing, he’ll bring you food though, that’s kinda the only thing he can do during this time

You can groan from pain and he’ll be like

“Baby? Are you okay? Do you need more chocolate?”

“No, Sou, it’s just cramps.”

“I’ll go get you more chocolate”

“No! Sou I don’t need more cho-”

“Yeah, i’ll get you more chocolate”

He wholeheartedly believes that chocolate is going to stop the blood that’s leaving your body

Aside from all of this, this is Sousuke Yamazaki we’re talking about and he is willing to put his grossed outness aside and do whatever for you if he sees you start to get really upset/sore/needy

To be honest he drops his “Eww girls are icky!” facade at least once a day, he’s not about to deny you his hugs and kisses while you’re in pain who do you think he is? some sort of monster?

I think the fuck not.

Nitori:

Aww an awkward baby boy

He knows what a period is and when you tell him you’re on yours as a warning in case you end up getting mad at him further into the week he blushes and asks you what you need him to do or if you even want him to do anything

If you do he’ll get whatever you asked for with no questions asked (Apart from maybe what pads/tampons you need, it’s embarrassing for both of you but unless you wanna be uncomfortable and grumpy and not to mention leaky it is a question that needs to be asked)

Even if you don’t ask him for anything he’ll stock up on everything he thinks you may need anyway

I’m taking tampons AND pads, all your favorite sweets and chocolate, pain killers (Not even the regular ones but the ones that are made for period pains what a saint), heating pads, the works

You’ll be in his dorm and you’ll like sneeze or something (Get real girls, we all know how it is) and at that moment you have The Fear but he sees and he’s all shy like

“Is it that time?”

“um, yeah.”

Then he pulls open his drawer, hands you a pack of pads/tampons and tosses this mass amount of chocolate onto the bed and you’re just internally screaming about how after you deal with the bloody situation you’re having you were going to kiss his sweet little face

Makes a point of giving you extra kisses and hugs because lucky for you you don’t have bad cramps but you do get very emotional but half the time Aii is on that level anyway so that week is just one big pile of yikes

You just want the snuggles and buddy will he give them to you

He won’t lie, I won’t lie, he lives for period week, I mean come on, he loves your attention and on period week all he has to do is exist to get it (same as usual), a score on his part.

Momotarou:

AH, has anyone died of second hand embarrassment yet? No?

Well you’re about to

So it was a Friday and you were cuddling in his dorm, Nitori was visiting his family so it was just the two of you, this beautiful boy decided you should stay the night

And of course, you were cuddling your amazing boyfriend, he was snuggly and warm so you agreed to stay the night sleeping with him in his bed

And you bled on his sheets.

Uhuh, unluckily you were the first one to wake up and again came The Fear (I know the pain of bleeding on something that isn’t my own bed sheet, it’s the worst dear god kill me) You just started at the huge blood stain underneath you and paniced

What the actual fuck were you supposed to tell him? Yeah goodmorning baby, sorry no goodmorning kiss, I have something better! I ruined your bed sheets and very possibly the mattress underneath due to my monthly female cycle?

When he woke up you panicked, you lost all sense, so when he asked you in a huge ass panic if you were okay because there was blood everywhere you started to cry out of pure guilt

“I’m sorry I got my period during the night and I’m so so so so sorry I ruined your sheets, I’ll clean them for you I’m sorry don’t hate me!”

For minute he’s just tryna piece together what the fuck just happened when he finally gets it around his head his first thought definitely is not of the sheets

He get’s you off the bed so fast, his first instinct to get you out of those blood covered clothes and get you warm because ‘Oh God she’s probably had to lay in the blood for hours she’s probably so uncomfortable right now my poor baby!’

He gives you a pair of his boxers, baggy sweatpants and he threw his yellow hoodie there too because he knows it’s your favorite.

He then leaves you in his dorm the clean up and get changed and he’s straight out the door on his way to the store dead set on buying you tampons/pads Rin sees him rushing down the halls at 9AM and he’s like what the fuck?

“Momo? What are you doing up so early?”

“NO TIME TO TALK!”

Every time you’re on your period he gives you his yellow hoodie so you basically live in it for a week and he’s just kinda like “sweet”

He genuinely couldn’t care less if you bleed on every single sheet he owns, he’s not letting you be alone without somebody to cuddle with, fair to say sunshine baby doesn’t know all too much about the magic of periods but he knows enough

He has no problem buying you tampons or pads but you probably shouldn’t let him because if he’s in panic mode and somebody looks at him funny he will actually square up to them and be like

“STOP LOOKING AT ME, I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND”

He’s a great person to be around on your period because he’s happy enough to keep you happy but not so happy that it gets on your nerves

Hope you enjoyed xx

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