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idk-bruh-20 · 7 months
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Irondad fic ideas #159
Fic set in a universe where they never reversed the snap. The world has been grieving for 8 years.
Suddenly, one of the snapped reappears, but it is not Peter Parker. It's someone else (maybe Strange, Wanda, Bucky...)
There's debate about what to do. The returned person doesn't seem to remember much, although it's possible they remember more than they're letting on. Should the remaining Avengers study them, interrogate them, let them live out a peaceful life and forget about everyone else?
The debate gets way more intense when Tony Stark finds out what's going on. They've tried to keep it from him, knowing how he'd react, and he definitely lives up to expectations.
Of course they need to find out everything this person knows. They need to bring their missing people back. They need to bring back his son.
How hard will Tony push to find out the truth? to bring his kid home?
Bonus:
At some point, the person admits that they were lying about their memories. They're here because they fell through a portal. They're from another universe.
Except... they genuinely didn't know Tony had a son? They've never heard of anyone called Peter Parker. And yes, their universe does have a Spider-Man. Their universe even has a May Parker -- she died recently, btw. And it was Spider-Man's fault.
This awful news, and the horror story Tony infers from it, makes him even more determined to rescue his kid. Once they learn how to reverse the snap, he's going to make sure he lives to protect Peter from bullshit like what this other Peter Parker had to go through.
Still, he's heartbroken for the version of his kid in this other universe. Before sending the universe hopper back to where they belong, he tells them all about Peter and asks them to find him, to keep him safe. He may or may not send some tech with videos for all of their memory-zapped loved ones too.
This fic idea was inspired by this fic by @asyouleft!
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allthegothihopgirls · 22 days
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i really enjoy the whole concept of dick being raised extremely conservative when it comes to recreational drug use, living under the whole "my body is a temple" mindset. even when it comes to caffeine and stuff, he's really pedantic about it all. and then jason comes along and is CONSTANTLY going behind bruce's back smoking weed, downing energy drinks etc etc and dick has a VISCERAL reaction to this.
he goes the whole 9 yards to get him to quit, especially the smoking, and it becomes the bane of his existence, because jason literally just doesn't really care, and he knows it's just one of those things dick is overly weird about.
it's notable that jason does make a conscious effort to somewhat shield dick from it, because as much as the concern is pretty stupid to jason for what it is, he gets that it actually does concern dick a lot.
dick gets over it eventually though and it's just another one of those things. on the rare occasion the two are in the same place and jason's got a lit cigarette or a joint, he does offer dick a hit, but it's mainly for the shits and giggles because every time without fail dick's just like "no?????" and jason find it insanely amusing
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b-i-t-c-h-b-i-t-c-h · 2 months
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sophistikitten · 4 months
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dad rock comments sections are really something else
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citrine-elephant · 1 month
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someone asks, "what's in your pants?"
✦ optional leon s kennedy responses that are probably canon compliant ✦
-back off buddy, they're mine -you want 'em off, huh? take me out to dinner first, then we'll talk. -uhhh...? i am...? -shit, where is it? shit, fuck, whERE IS IT- -some gum, why? helena, please don't tell me we're going spelunking again-
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There are no new Introductions in Dimension 20′s The Ravening War episode 5.
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rezz33 · 2 years
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I'm in Oklahoma looking to have some fun. I like to go fast. The stranger the better
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citricsystem-moved · 2 years
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Not to sound cringey but I really wanna get a ring that represents each of my head mates..,,,..,..,
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slutabed · 2 years
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fucked up that tattoos are still considered like “not professional” and w.e. and also fucked up that i have limited amounts of skin and space on my body. i want an elegant and meaningful tattoo that can be tastefully hidden. but also i want a funky lil guy on my arm who’s with me at all times
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angelamontoo · 2 years
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I really like the idea of Ugarte being related to another Peter Lorre character who's either sweet and innocent-like Polo or Louie, or one who's cold and calculating, but is able to convincingly pretend to be sweet and innocent-like Gimpy or maybe even Abbott if you think he could pull that trick off
I think it would be cool if after the events of the movie Rick ran into this character-either because said character didn't know Ugarte was dead and went to Casablanca looking for him if its the former or because he knew about Ugartes death and had hatched a plan to get revenge on Rick using his unassuming little dope persona in the latter case
Either scenario would be absolutely swell, I just wanna see Rick be made to feel guilty about what happened to Ugarte and be forced to consider if he was really all that bad
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funshinebf · 1 month
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love those days when i wake up only to immediately go "nah im going right back to sleep after i let lucy out" cause well. im fucking sleepy
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patorucho · 1 year
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i dont think i would even care about japanese players if it werent for that shit nobi said like i will always root against and honestly kind of default to mildly personally hating every japanese player every time i see them forever now
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spaceoutdreamer · 1 year
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Having the knowledge embedded in my brain that jumping off a chair while falling down would only make the chair fall faster and therefore no break your fall at all because I asked my physics teacher about it is a curse only rewarded by the fact that he’ll remember the moment a student actually did ask him just that
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ew-selfish-art · 5 months
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Dp x Dc AU: That one episode of teen titans where they all dress up as Robin + Tim being a gremlin about his legacy + Danny look alike/twin AU.
So there is that episode of Teen Titans where Starfire, Cyborg, Beast Boy and Raven all dress as Robin (Dick) while he's out and it's admitted that the outfit makes them feel cool. Imagine a young Tim hearing that story mentioned in passing by Dick while trying to manage what becomes Young Just-us. And then when Damain becomes Robin?? Gremlin mode activated.
Tim hosts regular 'Robin' Parties, where the idea is that you come in Robin colors, get a mask at the door and everyone gets to basically hang out in civilian clothes without the identity crises for those just getting started. "age appropriate" drinks, games, and good music are all staples. The parties become more frequent once Damian becomes Robin and he pointedly doesn't attend Tim's parties which... Neither of them are really happy about. Family is complicated, but finally, after a few years of cooling off, it's decided that Robin will actually host this years Robin party.
Meaning Tim shows up in casual clothes (MIT sweatshirt) and a mask, and Damian is actually dressed as Robin when the party is starting to get into the swing of things. The point of it is to make sure all the young heroes get to come and start to befriend each other, so there are a few people who show up and have to actually say that they're *insert alias* and this is met with basically "Dope, nice to meet you Robin" etc.
Insert Danny Twin AU (Or just look-alike fuckery) (for either brother but my brain is on Tim Twin au mode).
Danny decides to show up as his human self, grabs a mask at the door before coming in, and is slowly integrating himself into a conversation when someone grabs his arm- "Hey Red your brother is fighting with a newbie about meat products again-"
And Danny doesn't have a brother but my god has he heard this fight too many times with Sam and Tucker- He's going in and he's defusing this situation because he cannot handle the thought of this argument taking over his new friend group. He deals with it enough, okay?
Robin (like, the real one) looks at him curiously while Danny is talking down the other hero Robin (insert here), and the whole room notices when Robin doesn't take the opportunity to dismiss or belittle his older brother (Lmao because its danny). Damian cannot place his unease about Drake (again, Danny, who is not hiding his identity beyond a mask), and simply decides that this isn't worth the effort.
The party moves on but now instead of everyone calling themselves Robin, Danny is distinctly being called Red. It confuses him a bit, he didn't even know Red Robin was going to be at this party (he hasn't met the guy and doesn't know the lore), but he rolls with it because he's made fast friends with Robin (Bart), Robin (Cassie) and Robin (JON). The kid was full little bro energy and it made Danny laugh, he was so surprised when the real Robin joined them and fell into easy conversation with Robin (Jon).
Danny is playing games with a few others when someone goes to grab a broom to clean up- Turns out Red Robin and his boyfriend Kon had been making out in the closet for most of the party- and the whole room looks at Danny like he's tried to trick them. Tim is at first uneasy that so many people mistook him, but once he's in front of his dupe, puzzle pieces start to move around in his head.
"And who are you again, Robin?" Tim asks carefully, though he suspects he has his answer.
"Uh, Phantom, but you know, a lot of people were calling me Red tonight and I didn't get why until just now." Danny laughs nervously.
"Yeah I bet- Find me monday and we can see about a geneology test."
"That leaves us the whole weekend, to do what exactly? Fuck with people by pulling a parent trap style swap?"
"Nature vs. nuture and all but I don't know how you could be anything but my brother with a question like that." Tim grins and they get to scheming.
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