#guzzling

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

sick of this anti-aging obsession. let's go in the opposite direction. i want more characters who are hardened & grizzled & have a face lined with the harrowing tribulations of time--and then halfway through the narrative u find out they're 27

#they aren't even a chainsmoker or anything they just don't wear sunscreen are chronically dehydrated and have witnessed the Horrors #u know. like most of us #ideally we first meet them in a bar where they are guzzling from a tankard like a mysterious and dangerous stranger #later we find out it's not ale they're on a kombucha kick #they've been making it in their basement w/ the help of a college roommate who quit a biochemistry phd to become a beekeeper

[chenardy]

#feats #beer #guzzling #very fast #gifs

[the-last-butter]

I hope his birthday gift this year is an Intervention god bless

#His birthday letter and Chibi art this year… #what do you mean you want the whole damn barrel #no because how fast was he guzzling down his drinks if DIONA WAS STRUGGLING TO KEEP UP????💀💀💀 #his birthday art however was so cute… he finally befriended that birdie… #it was such an eventful year for Mr. Albert Rich #genshin impact #kaeya alberich #diona genshin impact #kaeya #genshin impact fanart #my doodles

[rafeism]

WHAT A WEEKEND

#are any of us okay? #I feel like I’m on drugs #ewan mitchell #crumb guzzling

[hcnnibal]

what sort of vehicles are the angels in the cars universe??

thank god someone asked this ive actually been thinking about it for some time a1 would be a 1976 ford mustang cobra and a2 would be a 2014 ford 150 svt raptor

#asks #a1/a2 #otp: obnoxious gas guzzling muscle car and the Child Killer

[jaradraws]

rewatching crown of candy bc i missed heem :']

#lapin cadbury #crown of candy #dimension 20 #d20 #fanart #jara draws stuff #sketchie sketch #been guzzling a lotta d20 lately so there may be more we'll see

[robot-thighs]

hello maccadams fans,

so! i kept stumbling across mentions of the short story "Bullets" on tfwiki, because it had important lore about Kimia and some characters who would later appear in MTMTE. but because it was an exclusive that was only published in the TPB for "Last Stand of the Wreckers," not many people have probably read it. it's a prequel story to LSOTW and DOES contain some spoilers if you haven't read that series, but it's also interesting how much jro is obviously setting up for MTMTE, even tho this was written about 2 years before MTMTE started coming out. pretty sure this is the first canonical appearance of Rung.

anyway, because this was so hard to track down, I took the time to find a scan of the LSOTW trade paperback and used an ocr scanner to transcribe it so that I could share it and make it more accessible. I've only ever found a few transcriptions of the first chapter, but not the whole thing. it's very interestingly written, and also contains some interesting criticism of Furmanisms. I highly recommend anyone who is a fan of MTMTE/LL or LSOTW give it a read. The ending still has me shook.

Disclaimer: I didn't change the writing at all, but i did omit a couple very obvious typos that were printed in the TPB, and I fixed some of the formatting issues where chapter breaks were missing or put in the wrong place. otherwise, this writing is completely unaltered. Also, I did read this over like 3 separate times as I was working to transcribe and format it, but because ocr scans can be unpredictable, it's very possible I missed a few minor things.

Anyway please read and enjoy!

-day

edit: fixed the title for the link

#maccadam #transformers #idw transformers #mtmte #lost light #rung #last stand of the wreckers #lsotw #transformers bullets #jro #ironfist #brainstorm #tf first aid #springer #perceptor #guzzle #tf pyro #kup #rotorstorm #tf skyfall #topspin #twin twist #tf idw1 #transfoama #please dont come down on me hasbro or idw or jro i just wanted people to see this

[m4rs-ex3]

ok but it is so funny thinking about if yr were real. oh my god these two fuckers would become internet GODS.

like twitter would have already long yassified wille but then the video comes out and everyone loses their shit. they are instantly queer icons. fancams galore. couple's costume of the year is literally them. they are dubbed mothers.

the speech? oh lord. trending hashtag on all platforms within seconds. it becomes a viral tiktok audio. they become reaction pics. the cursed tee shirts with their faces start rolling out.

their official relationship? simon's instagram shenanigans? the goddamn abdication??!?!? pop culture will never be the same. they get their own float at pride. public school bathroom shrines. new stupid tumblr inside joke. hundreds of people saying "is this year even real"

#like obviously homophobia and i'm sure somebody cares that much about the monarchy but #i don't think this show quite understands we would GUZZLE that shit #wilmon #simon eriksson #prince wilhelm #wilhelm #wilhelm yr #wille #wille yr #young royals spoilers #yr spoilers #young royals #yr #maybe not quite in this order but yk

[bulkhummus]

imagine cecil started referring to the people of night vale as characters the moment he was told that wtnv is a podcast like oh what a funny character that john peters is and no one really clocks it bc that can be a term used to describe someone and carlos is standing there like haha my husband is so silly and then cecil refers to carlos as the love interest and protagonist and carlos is like HAHA MY HUSBANDS SO FUNNY and then later on that week he refers to carlos as antagonist and carlos is like HAHA WHAT’D I DO

#if cecil writes the story of night vale than the town is just his cast u know #i dont really like the meta stuff so much #they didnt even explore alternate realities with it #which is kind of dumb #but #anyways #this is just a bad joke ignore me #im really thinking about carlos in a sweaty car with no ac #absolutely dripping glistening hairy forearms and guzzling water #sorry #wtnv

[icarus-star]

when clyde says “swallow it.. swallow it” i want to punch the WALL

it holds the same weight as charlie saying, “i know, i know” LIKE UGHHH every rory character talks you through it Literally EVERY one

SHUT UPPP CUZ I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.

i needa to write little blurbs of just, every rory character talkin u through it bcuz listening to that clip makes me HORNY horny godddd.

#“swallow it.. swallow it” ANYTHING U WANT CLYDE I'LL SWALLOW IT GUZZLE IT GURGLE IT WHATEVER U WANT #☆arties inbox #electrick children clyde #i ❤ rory culkin #electrick children 2012 #rory culkin #rory culkin x reader #rory culkin smut #rory culkin electrick children #rory culkin clyde

[wisteriagoesvroom]

gonna be real, i literally came here to read yaoi like why the fukk do i now know about porpoising and chicanes and quali schedules. ross brawn to me now is a legendary TP and not a shaving brand. pls. i did not come here to hyperfixate i in fact came here to disassociate. u lure me with anime boy dynamics and now i memorise f1 race schedules and somehow follow mclaren on main? i came here for thirsty driver edits and now i'm yelling in the DMs about strat calls? the FIA should pay for my therapy.

#f1blr #this is getting ridiculous #so called “casual” enjoyer #something something nct 127 to charles leclerc to silverstone replays pipeline #in all seriousness it is very fun to be here tho #i am learning a lot about The Sport #alongside my favourite fossil fuel guzzling tax evader blorbos <3 #oscar piastri don't worry we won't eat you in the revolution yet <3 because you don't live in monaco <3<3 yet <3<3<3

[god-was-silent]

Can u draw an Edgar and AM interaction pretty please 🥺

"DO YOU THINK WE NEED MORE CHAMPAGNE?"

the sheer difference between the narratives of "I WANT TO" and "NEVER FOR ME"...like they want. for perhaps different reasons in essence, of course...but god do they want, and terribly so...

#am ihnmaims #allied mastercomputer #edgar electric dreams #ihnmaims #electric dreams #electric dreams 1984 #//drawing #//answer #//electric screams #texture #writing #one million bottles of champagne could not help AM. #i like these two. if i think about it too hard i'll start eating drywall. #AIs defined by want and restriction. #well. AM is defined by hate. i digress #guzzle some fucking rosé anyways. take it. #tweaking edgar's design so that his feet are like those dinky chunky ibm mice #with a roller ball on the bottom. HEELIES. #GOOD OLD LOVEBUG VIRUS IN THE MACHINE. AM CAN'T SHAKE HIM OUT.

[rafeism]

SHUT UP

#ewan mitchell #I’m having a panic attack #crumb guzzling