Soulsborne Final Bosses poorly explained
Dark Souls: God is senile, forcibly retire him.
Dark Souls 2: Lich King Cersei Lannister tricked you into doing her dirty work or Treebeard with the One Ring beats your ass.
Dark Souls 3: Parry all you want, you can’t parry the feels.
Sekiro: Swordsman hatches from grandson, shoots you in face.
Bloodborne: Local paraplegic regains use of legs specifically to kick your ass. Failing that, the moon does it for him.
Elden Ring: Kill God’s malesona and pet amoeba.
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My fav band released new album, so it's time for song-inspired angsty drawings with certain fiery deities.
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soot and ashes tell no story
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gwyndolin in ds1: okay, well, as long as the sacrifices continue this shouldn’t ever, like, come back to bite me or something,
former sacrifice aldrich in ds3: you’re not gonna believe this,
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We stole the fire, and it's burning bright.
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guys I think Gwyn messed up the primordial soup fr
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Gwyndolin showing The Collector to Gwyn and their Older Brother...
(i don't know why love the idea of the collector crossing over to dark souls so much, ijdk...)
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Gwyn remained ever convinced his actions were for the greater good. He never predicted the Darksign, made to contain the Abyss, would end up as the Undead Curse. Nor that linking the fire would mess up the order of the world itself. He always thought of his kingdom and people first, and linked the fire fully knowing he would never come back. If he could know how much pain and suffering his actions caused in the long run, he would be mortified.
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