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#hOW DO U DO IT
blakbonnet · 2 years
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so people watch this show and don't make it their entire personality can't relate
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ringdabel · 24 days
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YOU CAN BOOP PPL?????
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fanotastic · 2 years
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I wanna have a word with June Darby and Dot Malto.
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jaegersol · 2 years
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Y’all be out here naming threads
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elysiumcalled · 1 year
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having the worst most stressful day and my mum keeps trying to use me like google like just USE GOOGLE I don’T KNOW
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crispysnake · 2 years
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i already knew all about ashtons backstory before I started my catch up of c3, like I saw the gifs and clips of ep22 when Imogen was in his mind and everything, but the 'he's dead just leave him' still made my jaw drop
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aropride · 2 years
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mentally ill college students how do u Do it.
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calkale · 2 years
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Heyyyyy guys *twirls hair* how does digital art work
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ninjasmudge · 7 months
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last night i had a dream that i was playing minecraft and i noticed i had 77 blocks of cobblestone in one slot instead of it being capped at 64 and it was so jarring to me that it literally booted me out of the dream. like sure you can fly now and your childhood home is a pharmacy but 77 pieces of cobblestone? unthinkable. wake the fuck up.
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inkskinned · 9 months
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because sometimes there are invisible tests and invisible rules and you're just supposed to ... know the rule. someone you thought of as a friend asks you for book recommendations, so you give her a list of like 30 books, each with a brief blurb and why you like it. later, you find out she screenshotted the list and send it out to a group chat with the note: what an absolute freak can you believe this. you saw the responses: emojis where people are rolling over laughing. too much and obsessive and actually kind of creepy in the comments. you thought you'd been doing the right thing. she'd asked, right? an invisible rule: this is what happens when you get too excited.
you aren't supposed to laugh at your own jokes, so you don't, but then you're too serious. you're not supposed to be too loud, but then people say you're too quiet. you aren't supposed to get passionate about things, but then you're shy, boring. you aren't supposed to talk too much, but then people are mad when you're not good at replying.
you fold yourself into a prettier paper crane. since you never know what is "selfish" and what is "charity," you give yourself over, fully. you'd rather be empty and over-generous - you'd rather eat your own boundaries than have even one person believe that you're mean. since you don't know what the thing is that will make them hate you, you simply scrub yourself clean of any form of roughness. if you are perfect and smiling and funny, they can love you. if you are always there for them and never admit what's happening and never mention your past and never make them uncomfortable - you can make up for it. you can earn it.
don't fuck up. they're all testing you, always. they're tolerating you. whatever secret club happened, over a summer somewhere - during some activity you didn't get to attend - everyone else just... figured it out. like they got some kind of award or examination that allowed them to know how-to-be-normal. how to fit. and for the rest of your life, you've been playing catch-up. you've been trying to prove that - haha! you get it! that the joke they're telling, the people they are, the manual they got- yeah, you've totally read it.
if you can just divide yourself in two - the lovable one, and the one that is you - you can do this. you can walk the line. they can laugh and accept you. if you are always-balanced, never burdensome, a delight to have in class, champagne and glittering and never gawky or florescent or god-forbid cringe: you can get away with it.
you stare at your therapist, whom you can make jokes with, and who laughs at your jokes, because you are so fucking good at people-pleasing. you smile at her, and she asks you how you're doing, and you automatically say i'm good, thanks, how are you? while the answer swims somewhere in your little lizard brain:
how long have you been doing this now? mastering the art of your body and mind like you're piloting a puppet. has it worked? what do you mean that all you feel is... just exhausted. pick yourself up, the tightrope has no net. after all, you're cheating, somehow, but nobody seems to know you actually flunked the test. it's working!
aren't you happy yet?
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lnfours · 13 days
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i love ur tumblr layout bb it’s so pretty
omg thank u sm 🥹🥹 so is yours!! i’m obsessed actually!
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wxlfbitez · 2 months
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what spells are the waffle house wizards casting upon their coffee
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ash-and-starlight · 5 months
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humble contribution
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disney when they spend exactly $2 promoting their new movie and release it during a busy weekend and then it flops
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rebouks · 2 months
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click this..
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then click your blog(s)
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scroll all the way down and click this..
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profit?
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aropride · 9 months
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looks at the ethics board with my big wide autistic eyes and they say fineee you can do human experiments and i say YAYYY :3 !!!!!!!
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