I know. Saturn is the planet for careers, buhbuhbuh. But Mercury still rules how you think, which can help you find your chosen profession.
Yadda yadda yadda. All blah blah can't determine this and that. You know how it goes.
Sun conjunct Mercury (it'd be the end of the world if Sun forms a Sextile to Mercury) - Performers. Speakers. Anything that deals with people. Those bitches that you see motivate people or tell them what type of shit to do.
Moon - Mercury aspects - Acting. Theater. Singers. Siren for rent lmao I jest. Poet. Be a bard and see what it does for you.
Venus - Mercury aspects - Money, money, money. Must be funny. Dollar-sign-eyed hoes. Finance. Curator of arts. Anything that is related to deal-making and whatnot.
Mars - Mercury aspects - Tactician. Coach. Athlete. Instructor. Anything that gives them a reason to be hyper. Or shout.
Mercury - Jupiter aspects - Obviously, Professors. You'll see their names on your textbooks. Lawyers. Found an incomplete scripture? Ask these guys. They probably know what the first draft looked like.
Mercury - Saturn aspects - Corporate. Engineers. Judge. They can, and they will build your favorite stores. Free real estate.
Mercury - Uranus aspects - Scientist. Anything related to technology. Astronomer. Just throw these people in the wild and they'll come back having discovered Atlantis just by looking at the rocks they landed at.
Mercury - Neptune aspects - Design. Architect (Engineers' worst nightmare). Painting. Like Mercury-Moon, but more on the behind the scenes of it.
Mercury - Pluto aspects - Detective. Investigator. Psychologist. Let them sniff your partner's clothes and they'll know what they did last week.
➼ Just starting out on Astrology? Here's a cheat sheet:
Angular Houses (1st, 4th, 7th, 10th) are related to the "Self". I relate this to the foundations of one's self.
Succedent Houses (2nd, 5th, 8th, 11th) are related to the "Material". I relate this to the desires of a person.
Cadent Houses (3rd, 6th, 9th, 12th) are related to "Knowledge". Oddly, I relate this to travel.
➼ This is one of the reasons why I don't travel long-distance whenever Mars goes through any Mutable houses. If there is no other choice, I do my best to be careful.
The last time that Mars entered my 12th House, I got mugged. LMAO.
➼ I know (I think) I've talked a lot about Mercury-Uranus people but they're just so complex. Their mouths have no breaks but they're the most understanding.
➼ It's wild that Christopher Lee has Jupiter conjunct Saturn (8 degrees but hey, it's still something) in his birth chart. Not that I have further input on this, it's just.. wild. It makes sense.
➼ I knew Giancarlo Esposito is a Moon in Leo native the first time I saw him on Breaking Bad. No one can tell me that all Leo moons don't have that faux eyeliner on top. That, or they have short but thick eyelashes.
➼ I never realized this, but Taurus placements really have beautiful necks. Lately, uh, I find myself staring at Gregory Peck and Vincent Price's necks for no reason.
➼ Aries + Aquarius combination in a Natal chart is The Weeknd's album personified. Whatever album it is that you're thinking of, it'll probably fit. Angsty sad bois/gworls.
➼ Traditional method is recommended here. If you know someone whose Ascendant is two signs away from yours, chances are they'll be your ride or die. That's because your own ascendant will fall on their 11th house, and their 1st house will fall on your 3rd house. This is the "sharing the same single brain cell" synastry.
➼ Venus in an Air sign is unhinged when they find someone attractive. Shameless, even. There is something with the way they discuss the person they're interested in that cracks me up.
That's it. I'll go back to the aether now. Thanks for reading!