#ha got em

[lipglossanon]

Hi beautiful, can’t get this though out of my head I just- subby or mean leon doesn’t matter BOTH…

you play some random video game with him and randoms and he pretends he doesn't know you and tries to get your number and flirts with you the whole time or like changing his gamer tag similar to yours so you guys get caught (by random people of course not his friends we all know why hahhhhh) and then he gets you like so horny for him you end up giving him head under his table and the random people would be like “y’all alright?” “why is the girl not playing and just standing there” “she’s probably sucking him off” and then leon typing something but it ends up with so many typos like “nmh here” “shhe not pllyng cuz shes probnly im the bathroom” because his hands are so shaky…

Anon, I had to fan myself after reading this 🫣 🫣

“Hey, on your left, fuck dude.”

“Fuck you bro, I’m not even on that side.”

“Yeah that’s that chick, uhh whatser name, L8dBuG.”

“Hey where is she, I haven’t heard her talk in a while.”

Leon ignores the chatter coming over the headset, biting his lip so hard he’s surprised it’s not bleeding. A loud wet noise comes from under the desk as you lick and suck at his dripping cock.

“Sis, ‘m gonna cum,” he whines down at you, eyes fluttering hard to stay open.

“Mm keep playing your game baby brother,” you giggle, dragging your mouth down to kiss his balls before pulling them into your mouth.

“Fuck,” his head falls back but he turns his attention to the screen, hands fumbling at the keyboard.

“Yo, RPDeezNutz where the fuck are you?”

“Probably getting head from that chick, sounded like she was gagging for homeboy’s—“

“Here,” Leon’s voice cuts in, “had some connection issues.”

“Fucking finally, watch my 6, I’m headed to the other side.”

Leon mutes his mic as you swallow his cock as far as you can, gagging around the fat head when it kisses the back of your throat.

“I’m close,” he whispers, tears lining his lashes as he tries to keep from making any noise.

With a low groan, his hands jerk as he’s spilling into your mouth; your tongue kitten licks his tip as you swallow his load with a low moan.

“Damn, she must have some DSLs.”

“Sounded like it was fucking amazing.”

“Wish my girl would blow me while I’m gaming.”

To Leon’s utter mortification, he accidentally unmuted his mic but you stop him from swapping it back as you run your tongue all over his spent cock.

“Reminder to invite her to our next lobby.”

With all of their laughter ringing through the headset, you suck Leon’s half hard cock back into your mouth with a small laugh. Leon really makes sure he mutes himself this time.

“Y-you’re gonna stay down ther— oh fuck.”

#ask box #anon #lipglossanon #lipglossanswers #stepbro leon s kennedy #i am so proud of coming up with Leon’s username #rpdeeznuts #ha got em #lmao

[dr-n-dustrielle]

I cannot sleep for the life of me.

It has been 29 hours.

I have tried everything that usually helps:

I have counted mutant sheep, put on different pajamas, tried different positions, tried different locations, made the room warmer, made the room cooler, put on soothing music, put on podcasts that are boring, put on podcasts I’ve heard a million times…

…I even let Tropy read me fairy tales. And y’all know I’m not gonna be in the same room as him, if I can at all avoid it!

I’m at a loss. I’m -this- close to asking Gin to hit me in the head with one of his mechs.

…I guess I need to cut back on my caffeine intake, huh

#I’m eepy #so eepy #insomnia’s a bitch and so is Cortex #ha got em #I just want to honk shoo schmee mee mee #is Mr Sandman around? #is he hot? #is he single? #I’m losing it here

[anime-grimmy]

You can’t tell me that stance doesnt ooze this stupid meme And, as Im obligated to say it. HA, got em!

#pokemon #pokemon legends arceus #pla #volo #shitpost #ha got em #stupid meme but it makes me laugh

[fluffyartbl0g]

ANONYMOUS SUBMITTED

I love, love, LOVE your speedrun comic, expecially the parts with Ace losing his mind and ASL reuniting. I am VERY curious as to how, exactly, this gremlin crew of half-feral children managed to negotiate an alliance with Whitebeard. My bet is Luffy just went “rearranges reality until it’s more to his liking and everybody is left wobbling dazedly”. Also, the Whitebeard Pirates thinking “this explains SO MUCH about Ace”.

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hahah you got the “everybody is left wobbling dazedly” part right XD. here’s my answer to ur curious musings!!!

An alliance implies equal footing, and to have equal footing with the greatest pirate alive is not something to scoff at. So good job Whitebeard for scoring an ETERNAL friendship with the pirate king 👍!!!!

Time travel/Speedrun AU masterlist

#one piece #op fanart #time travel au #speedrun au #monkey d. luffy #portgas d. ace #roronoa zoro #usopp #asl brothers #sabo #whitebeard pirates #zoro is the only one here that has encountered ALL (3) brother thankings now. he’s gonna catch em all pokemon #btw sabo got his hat back cause karasu dropped it over #its part of his identity #o u mite be thinkin OI WTH IS BLACKBEARD DOIN HERE???? #and ill b like. bruh. blackbeard is their nakama at this point in time he hasn’t actually done anything wrong even tho we all kno he’s scum #sabo is here and sabo will keep a disdainful look out. dw. #also i like blackbeard his character fascinates me…. he acts so chummy so easily yet his ideals are so untrustful….

[clouvu]

Offering to you all some sandy doodles in these trying times

#genshin impact #sandrone #Coming out to say that I think that sandrone genuinely has one of the prettiest designs in genshin #kinda makes me sad that no one really gives a shit about her except for like 5 other people #somewhat understandable though #cause she got like a total of one (1) line from the lazzo trailer and her big ass robot takes up 70% of the screen when she DOES appear #but anyways thats not deterring me from being deranged about her nowadays #She's smart. She's talented. She's mean. She commits atrocities against man on the regular. Shes French #She has it all #also i have no idea why it took me so long to actually draw her with ball joints bc she looks really neat with em imo

[zephyrchama]

I like to sometimes think that the OM! demons and angels have a heightened sense for noticing other beings, like they know when someone or something is nearby even if it's incredibly still and silent. But they're so used to MC being around that MC can completely slip under their radar. MC's presence is a totally natural, constant part of their daily life. For better or for worse, they're too used to it.

They're just chilling in their room, doing whatever, until MC coughs. It really spooks them. Maybe they jump a little.

"How long have you been there?"

"I came in, like, three hours ago."

"What have you been doing that entire time?"

"I dunno, just... sitting here?"

"The whole time?"

"Yeah."

👀

#Thirteen might have this too. what if solomon's the only one who doesnt. haha what a nerd he only has normal prescence-sensing skills /jk #also consider the opposite: mc's prescence is an utterly un-ignorable shining beacon that they're constantly aware of #i had several fic ideas about this but ive got another convention coming up im planning for so theres no time to write em yet #obey me #obey me! #obey me scenarios #obey me headcanon #omswd #obey me shall we date #obey me hc #obey me x mc

[semisolidmind]

he's a menace. a flirty menace.

(i sorta mixed the deer monster idea with the krampus suggestions, though he looks more like a goat. fraulein here gets to deal with him showing up at her house just before Christmas every year just to pester her.)

#click for quality cause mobile is stupid #monster boyfriend #exophilia #krampus #merry crisis yall #did you guys know that krampus is a ladies man #look up vintage krampus post cards #mans has got a gal for every day of the week #and some of em get kinda saucy #cant imagine sending some of those

[geomimetry]

suggestive monster stuff under the cut

i havent posted art in almost a year and this is what i decide to break the ice with hi

go big or go home amirite

#as u can see #ive been very busy #every day i stray further from gods light #there is no god #there is no light #so i recently read a soul to keep which then inspired me to read ancient magus bride #and i realized i love wolf skull shaped boyfriends 🤷‍♀️ #it is what it is #these guys are my own characters bc i got so inspired that i started writing a thing #then i got inspired to draw a thing #and here we are #uh what do i tag this #lucilla #tenebrarius #he looks scary but hes a sweetheart #i promise #he eats the occasional human (in the food way) but thats not his fault #everyone has flaws #and lucilla has big ears and i wanna squeeze em #monster fucker #teratophillia #terato #monster x human #tags be wild #my art

[fucking-relax]

a bit of a softer direct reminder today 🧊

#guess what my friends have been talking about lately! #this is for them. and me. #...its for us #reminder #relax #affirmation #? honestly yesterday i did a fuckton of research in affirmations and was frustrated with a lot of em akxbjsbx #but the key is affirmations work if they sound reasonable enough #AND LOOK!! this seal has a plushie!! loves that plushie too!! provides no food or money but its got it

[fear-no-mort]

favourite thing: his new habit of saying uhuh/mhm and also this

#the first time he did it in unmortricken i was like Fuck Yes and little did i know he would just keep doing it the whole time #DESPERATELY hoping they keep both of these things. i Love when characters have tiny little habits sprinkled in their actions #to me these things kinda sorta symbolise him no longer being afraid to really be himself #like he no longer has to hide certain things about himself that inside of the cfc wouldve made him appear ‘suspicious’ #since he IS like so much different than any other morty ever #also barely related but like. em is fundamentally such a good character bc everytime we see him he’s feeling something different #in his first appearance he was cold and distant because at the time he was new to being free and was strictly focused on his goal and wasn’ #even sure if it would work #in his second appearance he seemed hopeful and honest both of these things just being a trap to get the people of the citadel to trust him #and his old colder self unfurling near the end after he successfully becomes president #in his third appearance he seems giddy almost. he’s constantly giggling before and after sentences and he’s super eager to just Get The Hel #Out. and also to reveal the truth to morty prime. make it so that he doesn’t have to be the one to shoulder everything anymore. #and this fourth appearance. apart from a few little details he really just seems happy and comfortable. the entire episode he was just doin #whatever he wanted and nobody got in his way at all. and i could not be happier #normal about this character! #rick and morty #evil morty #rick and morty spoilers #odiespeak

[eugeniedanglars]

#i think we might have also had electronic schedules at least in my last year or two?? but we definitely got physical letters #thank you to em and joanie for encouraging me to edit this post early hopefully this will kill its momentum #over 1k #wow all these notes just for colin :) the only thing this post has ever been about :)) #over 10k

[gallusgalluss]

kitty cat slug

#got rain world last week and im liking it a lot! #the game's challenging as hell but in a fun way. to environments are Amazing too #im only in the drainage system part of the game rn but i cannot wait to see what else the game has to offer #art #drey draws #rain world #the survivor #also all the other slugs but im not gonna tag em lol #gave em lil 'mandibles' like actual slugs. cause cute :] #slugs dont actually have mandibles WHOOPS. they're the lil things on their face

[braisedhoney]

so this is basically the whole space trip thing right.

#danny phantom #danny phantom fanart #dp #dp fanart #vlad plasmius #jack fenton #vlad masters #i know a lot of people don't like what they did with... uh. season 3 in general #i'm kind of one of them? my feelings aren't suuuper strong but y'know def the weakest of the bunch #HOWEVER #aesthetic. #as a lover of all things space travel themed i approve his funny little space vampire outfit #i was disappointed when it was gone at the end of the episode lmao #why do i draw so much vlad. #... don't answer that. i get it. *squints at narry* #not that narry has beef with like. a teenager. but he does have beef with hundreds of internet reviewers on steam #ONE of em has got to be a kid. at least. #ney's art #ney's comics #this is not a part of the eight page comic i'm making btw. i am simply hopping from canvas to canvas. again.

[hauntingwriteblr]

The Worst Part of Loving You (Sumeru Guys)

A/N: weeeee back in angst hours friends🎉🎉

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Tighnari won't call you his or let you call him yours. You've been flirting back and forth for a while and he's more affectionate with you than anyone else, letting you get closer than any friend would. And yet, that's all he ever calls you. You've never heard him refer to you as more, even though you both act like it. What you don't hear is his conversations with Cyno when no one else is around, those nights when he expresses his true fear is overwhelming you. He is fully aware of his monogamous nature as a fennec fox and the moment he allows that dam to break, he won't be able to let you go, regardless of what either of you want. He can't- no, he won't make that choice for you, so he pulls as far back as he can let himself, not realizing how this borderline behavior is hurting you more.

Cyno doesn't want you to hide anything from him. Of course he understands you have a right to privacy and he respects your boundaries, but he also knows about the wary looks he receives from everyone else. Ever since he became the General Mahamatra, he has caused unease and secretiveness in those around him, and he couldn't stand for you to see him the same way. You shouldn't fear him, you shouldn't have to hide anything from your partner, so he tries to know everything he can. He always asks about your day, and follows up on his follow up questions, until it almost feels like an interrogation. If you hesitate to answer, he urges you to continue, wanting you to feel safe and heard, yet his pursuit of honesty may cause the very anxiety he is trying to prevent.

Kaveh is perfect, too perfect. The Light of the Ksharewar and genius architect behind the Palace of Alcazarzaray has a reputation to live up to after all. What kind of man would he be if he couldn't make his most beloved happy? He works so much harder than before, both to earn the money to spoil you(even if you insist you don't need it) and to make sure you never see... the less likable sides of himself. Can't have you worrying about him after all. He's not stressed about work, and no, his living situation doesn't bother him a bit! Not a trace of exhaustion or self-doubt to be found here! After all, what could ever concern him when he has you?

Alhaitham is single-minded. It's one of the traits you admired most in him in fact. The day he decided to pursue you, no distraction or obstacle could dissuade him until he was yours. These days however, you feel like less of a goal and more of an obligation. Everything has it's place in his life, and now that wooing you is no longer a priority, he's shifted focus to other things. Anytime you try to see him outside of your scheduled date nights, he brushes you off with explanations of being busy. Of course, he still spends time with you and is never late to or forgetful of your dates, so what's the issue? What's making your heart ache at the thought of him?

#genshin impact #tighnari #cyno #kaveh #alhaitham #tighnari x reader #cyno x reader #kaveh x reader #alhaitham x reader #genshin x reader #genshin impact x reader #fun fact: this was going to include wanderer but i got tired and ran outta ideas #like that man has a lot of issues but i did not have the energy to point em out #anyway thanks for reading!! i appreciate you internet nerd!!

[fluffyartbl0g]

As ur captain,,, I SENTENCE THEE TO 5000 FOREHEAD KISSES!!!!!

I like the headcanon that luffy is generally very warm, but I like the headcanon even MORE that all his kisses and touches spread warmth to those around him, a lil side effect of his devil fruit!

#one piece #op fanart #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #tony tony chopper #op jinbe #jinbei #jinbei is just one of those annoying people to tag for cause he has like 50505938 diff variations of his name #anyways i wouldve drawn all the strawhats but i got OTHER stuff i need to draw so ill just include em on stuff next time

[corethetrueidiot]

the fucking meme of all time

#i love this stupid meme #also hinting to the fact that in platinum (maybe diamond and pearl too but idk never played em) Cynthia never told u shes champion #very happy with tge tiny shocked cynthia LMAO this has got to be one of my favorite doodles #pokemon #pkmn #pokemon platinum #pokemon dppt #dawn #cynthia #cynthia pokemon #champion cynthia #dawn pokemon #trainer dawn #dawn is my favorite protag and i am going to put her in a microwave #cynthia she said “what you are” not “who you are” 🗿 #the core art tag