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fatherfigurefusion · 2 months

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Randomly generating Ultimate Talents for the DRDT cast and ranking them on how fitting they are (DR1 Edition):

Teruko Tawaki - Ultimate Affluent Progeny

3/10: Ironic that the canonically homeless character gets the “Ultimate Rich Kid” talent. Honestly, unless she has a Byakuya-esque upbringing, having that much money would solve practically all of Teruko’s problems.

Xander Matthews - Ultimate Programmer

8/10: Honestly, he may be a bit loud and overbearing for a programmer, but I could easily imagine him as a hacktavist of sorts.

Eden Tobisa - Ultimate Detective

9/10: Just imagine Eden in an adorable little detective outfit!

Hu Jing - Ultimate Fanfiction Author

6/10: Can’t really picture it.

J Moreno - Ultimate Fashionista

10/10: Fitting with both their backstory and their current self.

Veronika Grebenschikova - Ultimate Gambler

10/10: It’s the Yumeko Jabami energy.

David Chiem - Ultimate Lucky Student

10/10: Have you seen how many David/Teruko talentswaps there are?

Arturo Giles - Ultimate Soldier

6/10: He’d kill for a celebrity, so I can probably see it.

Levi Fontana - Ultimate Novelist

6/10: He’d probably write some REALLY dark stuff, but I just don’t think he has much “writer” energy. On the other hand, HuVi being a writing couple is a heartwarming concept.

Ace Markey - Ultimate Martial Artist

8/10: Worst nightmare: Ace Markey, but he actually fights back. He’d most likely be more of a crackhead scrapper compared to the controlled and zen style of Sakura.

Min Jeung- Ultimate Moral Compass

10/10: Literally the same talent.

Whit Young - Ultimate Clairvoyant

10/10: Whit’s whole thing about “intuition” owes well to the Ultimate Clairvoyant, and I can use this opportunity to give him trauma, regarding him receiving visions that he is quick to deny and block out.

Charles Cuevas - Ultimate Biker Gang Leader

8/10: The concept of a rebellious Charles is cool, and could put a contrast between him and Affluent Progeny Teruko.

Arei Nageishi - Ultimate Swimmer

10/10: A cutesy athletic talent is right up Arei’s alley.

Nico Hakobyan - Ultimate Pop Sensation

7/10: They certainly have the adorable appearance and scandal-causing secret, perhaps the socially-awkward personality could be part of their charm (either that or they would mask to an insane degree).

Rose Lacroix - Ultimate Baseball Player

8/10: The concept of Rose using her crazy analytical skills to perfectly hit the ball is a perfect image.

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lezbianz · 10 months

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no no silly, a sudanese hacktavist group would NEVER launch a ddos attack on popular fanfiction website archive of our own, that’s just preposterous. it was the russian government

#my post #SARCASM

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lapetitechatonne · 1 year

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dp/dc ship week 2023 ideas

so, with ship week coming up i'm sure a lot of us are stumped on what ships we want to write. i know for me, i wanted to use it as an excuse to write ships i haven't gotten around to yet, or that have taken me by the throat. as the Batpham Server's Patron Saint of w|w and poly ships, i bring to you some rare pairs and ideas for ship week. these can be platonic or romantic!!!

First/Last

Jazz Fenton/Dick Grayson (Nightbirds) - you could play off how they're the first sibling, and if you want to make it angsty, how they're the last ones in their family to die.

Arranged Marriage AU

Danny Fenton/Duke Thomas (Will-o-Whisps) - Duke reads off of an artifact he found in the unused part of the manor and accidentally gives himself in marriage to the ghost king. after they figure it out, Danny decides he's pretty cute and asks him to coffee.

Holding Hands/Kiss

Dani Phantom/Lian Harper (Trick Shot) - it's hard to hold your girlfriend's hand when she makes you so nervous you turn into goo.

Soulmate AU

Valerie Gray/Kara Zor-El (Valkyrie) - for so long, when Valerie would write on her arm, no one would respond. when she decides that soulmates are a scam and she had bigger things to worry about, like keeping a roof over their heads, she finally gets a message in an unknown language.

Family/Friends

Dan Phantom/Tim Drake (Bad Ending) - with all their friends and family dead, a young Dan and Tim find themselves drawn together. with Dan's power and Tim's brain, nothing can stand in the way of this Bonnie and Clyde retelling.

Coffee Shop AU

Dani Phantom/Tim Drake (Travel Photos) - Tim didn't expect to find a girl on top of his favorite coffee shop when he snuck up to take photos of Batman and Robin. he gets her to trust him enough to go downstairs for a late-night hot chocolate and muffin.

Promise/Conflict

Jazz Fenton/Cassandra Cain (Speech Therapy) - Jazz promised Danny she would keep living after his death but she doesn't know how. Cass promised herself she'd never kill again, but if she isn't a killer what else is she? broken and conflicted, they meet each other.

Wings AU

Paulina Sanchez/Kara Zor-El (Star Struck) - Dragon!Paulina (whether she just kept some of the powers or was given the necklace by Dorathea) is flying around the midwest when she's spotted by another flying girl. naturally, they hit it off.

Secret Identity/Danger

Danny Fenton/Sam Manson/Tucker Foley/Tim Drake (Everlasting Insomniacs) - Tim is visited by a time god and given a mission to stop the catalyst of the end of the world. it starts with tutoring.

Friends to Lovers AU

Dani Phantom/Irey West (Short Circuit) - it's not abnormal to see a speedster in the Zone, in fact, you could even call it a normal occurrence. Dani's favorite visits are from a cute, sassy, redhead.

Fight/Heal

Sam Manson/Zatanna Zatara (Black Rabbit) - Zatanna didn't mess with necromancy. there were just some things magic shouldn't meddle in, and she knew that, so when the Justice League called her to interrogate a known necromancer, she's weary. Sam is at the same time exactly what Zatanna expected, and nothing like she thought. (fills the prompt because necromancy is the opposite of healing, which insinuates necromancy can heal too.)

Enemies to Lovers AU

Tucker Foley/Tim Drake (Techno Geek) - Tim is constantly trying to stop Hacktavist TooFine from breaking into the Wayne servers. it becomes something of a game, and Tim finds himself enthralled in the puzzle.

Royalty/Servitude

Jazz Fenton/Jason Todd/Roy Harper (Street Smarts) - Jason and Roy find themselves getting sacrificed by a cult to the Ghost King as his eternal servants. they weren't expecting Queen Regent Jazz to decline their offer.

No Capes AU

Danny Fenton/Clark Kent (Last Suns) - Danny always believed in aliens. it was part of the reason he became an astronaut. he never expected to actually meet one. he also never expected them to be a farmer.

this post has been such fun to make, i love a good rare pair and these prompts are killer. i won't be doing any of these, i have mine planned out already, but let me know if you'd like a sneak peek ;) or if you'd like more variations on the prompts. happy creating!!!

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oingle-boingle · 3 months

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JARED KUNER

ULTIMATE HACKTAVIST

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❝They have failed us repeatedly.❞

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JARED KUNER

↳ ULTIMATE HACKTAVIST

→ Hacktivist Definition:

the act of hacking, or breaking into a computer system, for politically or socially motivated purposes

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INFO

AGE: 19 - 22

HEIGHT: 7’1

WEIGHT: 400+ LBS

NATIONALITY: Puerto Rican

ETHNICITY: Hispanic, Indigenous

BIRTHDAY: March 2nd

GENDER: Male

PRONOUNS: He/Him

SEXUALITY: Bisexual

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Fun facts:

Jared has no clue what a birthday is and relies on his half-sister's age to remember his own

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He does boxing in his free time, as well as he's a gym rat

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Is able to translate morse code and knows sign language

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Enjoys cartoons (SpongeBob, MLP, TMNT, etc etc)

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Voice Claim:

Howl Jenkins Pendragon, Howl's Moving Castle

Playlist:

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Deciding this would be a fun way to introduce my danganronpa ocs! I have a lot.. like 100+ a lot. Though I heavily doubt I'll make that many stimboards and the like.

ALSO, I will not be sharing backstories for my ocs because.. I just don't want to.

Proshippers, Darkshippers, DDLG, and other freaks don't interact with my blog, or I will make fun of you with my friends and stuff🤗 !

#danganronpa oc #stimboard #oc stimboard #technology stimboard #computer stimboard

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thegeekx · 1 year

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Clarence Thomas Admitted Affirmative Action Helped Him Yet He Seeks to Kill It

The hacktavists over at the Supreme Court are busy today looking to destroy more of the American way of life by striking down affirmative action, which is ironic as heck because Clarence Thomas himself said of race conscious admission policies, “But for them (affirmative-action laws), God only knows where I would be today. These laws and their proper application are all that stand between the…

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heyscroller · 1 year

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Clarence Thomas admitted Affirmative Action helped him, however he is making an attempt to kill it

The hacktavists over on the Supreme Court at this time are busy destroying extra of the American lifestyle by slamming down affirmative motion, which is bloody ironic as a result of Clarence Thomas herself mentioned of racially conscious licensing insurance policies: “But for them (affirmative-action legal guidelines), God solely is aware of the place I might be at this time. These legal…

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eeattherich · 4 years

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Sofia Ongele (@/Sofiaomegle on twitter) is a 19 year old coder attending Fordham University where she made them app ReDawn for sexual assault victims to safely access resources. Now she has made a website that has predrafted emails relating to BLM that only requires you to put in your name and your city/state.

#blm #black lives matter #sofia onegele #coding #hacktavist #avalanche #petitions #donate #twitter #tweet #mine

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oddreview · 4 years

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Watch Dogs 2 Platinum Trophy Achieved

#watch dogs 2 #watch_dogs 2 #watch dogs #watch_dog #hacktavist #hacking #hack #gaming #games #Platinum Trophy #psn #playstation 4 #ps4 #video games #achievement unlocked #achievement

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gothic-oracle · 4 years

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The only way that earth can be saved now is if someone hacked all the missiles in the world to blow up all the fossil fuel power stations in the world.

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mapnerdbloodbag · 3 years

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Good morning I am once again thinking about Them.

#george reyes #lindy sampson #eye candy mtv #Harvey Guillén #harvey guillen #cute hacktavists #brotp

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ultfreakme · 2 years

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The only thing standing between DC making Tim x Jon a thing is the hacktavist pink haired reporter and the funky conspiracy theorist former cult member.

#tim drake #jon kent #jay nakamura #bernard dowd #timbern #jonjay dc comics

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raffinest · 5 years

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What Schadenfreude looks like.

#Julian Assange #celebrity hacktavist #GRU agent

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ellib0t · 3 years

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🌟for the ask meme

"Would you rather work for FSociety or the Dark Army?"

I'd have to say FSociety. I'm pretty anti government, anti censorship and anti surveillance. There isn't really a "good" or "bad" with either of these groups. They both have pretty messed up agendas. Both of them do a great deal of damage. But at least FSociety tries to bring down Ecorp. Which if left to it's own devices would end up owning the majority of the country's wealth (maybe even the world's wealth). No corporation should have that much power. Without hacktavist groups like FSociety, these large corporations would continue to grow beyond their means. With groups like the Dark Army to bail them out. Which is another reason why I wouldn't side with the Dark Army. I'd rather deplatform large conglomerates than empower them.

Thanks for the ask! This was fun to think about and answer :)

#ask #mr robot #dark army #anon #ask meme

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sutrala · 15 days

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Rumors Of Internal Riffs Between The #1 Registrar In The World GoDaddy And One Of The Most Versatile Tech Powerhouses In History Sutra Nexus. 20+ Year Partnership May Be At Risk

Sutra LA | March 7th 2024

Rumors are circulating that there are internal riffs between GoDaddy and its long time partner Sutra Nexus, a tech hybrid capable of everything from selling hosting and business services to private military contracts and "ethical" hacker recruiting.

Sutra Nexus was founded in Atlanta, GA in 1998 nearly 8 months before Google was launched in a garage. It launched with a diverse product and service line ranging from web, graphic, print design to selling business solutions like conferencing, forwarding numbers, and even computer hardware. But soon it was discovered that Sutra Nexus operated in the sole interest of black operations for its parent company Imperial Alliance Corporation for such things as ION Canons, hacker tools, Internet and personal Security, and was known for donating money to pro gun, pro conservative, and Hacktavist groups.

Sutra Nexus operated under other names such as Trebor Surge Technologies, LHC, Arc Phoenix Corporation, and FlashKore Systems; but the way Sutra Nexus has grown and expanded is one of the most un-orthodox road maps for a tech company. Its business strategy has been referred to as "Starfish Strategy" and "The Liquid Principle", and most commonly "The Ghost Machine".

In other words, fail proof and bullet proof with or without any connections or partnerships whatsoever. Also seeking to always keep the company private using psych marketing to constantly appear, disappear, and reappear while shuffling it's many subsidiaries around all-the-while forging new contracts, Technologies, and even whole agencies built up and practically given away to other companies and firms. The tradeoff is "tricking" larger tech companies to complete certain tech in ways that are too vague or "too close to being the wheel" to patent or own. Sutra Nexus would then offer the completed tech to smaller more gullible firms in exchange for the lions share of the profits.

This is but one method Sutra Nexus uses to make its money.

Also, when it comes to its direct clients and customers, most get treated like absolute royalty as long as they follow the plans and strategies of Sutra Nexus. Those who challenge or alter the set forth plan in any way, shape, or form, Sutra Nexus makes unprecedented responses almost no other firm or company in the same space makes....it attacks them. To date Sutra Nexus has never lost a case, chargeback, breach of contract, or broken partnership even after the company has been accused of unethical retaliation.

Despite these rumors and accusations, Sutra Nexus clients love the firm. Perhaps its because Sutra Nexus has been known to use the same tactics to defend itself to also defend and protect its clients. There is virtually no organization out there willing to go the lengths to protect small or large businesses alike than Sutra Nexus.

Some see this in the age of Big Tech censorship and constant agency fall outs as a much needed catalyst in such an age of constant market stress, inflation, and bad policy makers critically impacting businesses for fringe, unproven causes politicians are echoing just to grand stand for votes. It's the Age of Pipe Dreams.

Sutra Nexus first went into partnership with GoDaddy in 1999, a year after its launch, when founder Bob Parsons first took the company to the mainstream rivaling the establishment's Web.com and Network Solutions.

In 2010 Sutra Nexus dissolved their contract with its former hosting partner and inked a deal with GoDaddy under a special corporate account allowing Sutra Nexus to BETA test new products and services before officially launching to its customers. Sutra Nexus, founder Robert Chrisley loved the company so much he even went further by becoming a reseller to demonstrate how ground-breaking the program was and harshly defended GoDaddy against numerous troubled waters throughout the 2000s and the 2010s. It's even rumored he lead a botnet against GoDaddy watchdog site NoDaddy.com.

After GoDaddy went public on April 1st 2015, Chrisley's birthday, he bought several shares of stock and praised Parsons for the direction he had taken the company. But Chrisley began to notice a downward pattern in the company after Parsons finally left the company completely in 2018.

Since then there have been not-so-obvious falling dominos because of the way Sutra Nexus operated, but none-the-less the aftermath was very obvious. Per Sutra Nexus test labs and consulting, GoDaddy was advised to faze out its Fax Thru Email product in favor of a business phone number forwarding service similar to Grasshopper and eVoice. Later Chrisley advised their recently rebuilt flagship website Builder (at the time known as "Go Central") to include everything from Appointment System, built in store as a addable section, SEO friendly native blog, built-in SEO software, a CRM, built in email and email marketing, and an in-house POS/merchant solution as an alternative to PayPal, Square, and Stripe. Additionally a marketing dashboard that connects the website dashboard to social media channels to compete with Hootsuite as well as a graphic/image/social post designer to compete with Canva (despite the fact Sutra Nexus has been a partner of Canva since 2016).

Between 2018 and 2020 every single one of these features were implemented by GoDaddy as:

Smartline (now Connections) (after purchasing Freedomwire)

2. Websites + Marketing (rebranded Go Central)

3. GoDaddy Studio

4. GoDaddy Payments (after purchasing Poynt)

5. Microsoft 365 (after fazing out its Workspace product)

6. Every single internal change suggested.

Sutra Nexus never received credit or perks for the changes and didn't mind so as long as they were able to use them unfettered. But over the past 3 years, that has steadily changed.

New dashboard upgrades causes havoc platform-wide severely impacting Sutra Nexus operations and profits, particularly last year when the RCC on GoDaddy got a major overhaul.

The original deal was to remain with Wild West Domains and Starfield Technologies which GoDaddy didn't honor. Instead, gutting both companies after purchasing them and moving Admins over to GoDaddy.

Sutra Nexus is also renown for its stand against liberal and leftist ideology going as far as having the domain extensions .DEMOCRAT .LGBT, .XXX, and a few others completely removed from its Domain Registry giving all those who had registered the domains with Sutra Nexus less than 24 hours to transfer them out to another registrar or lose them. (This is in retaliation to GoDaddy doing the exact same thing with Christian-owned free speech advocate social media platform and Twitter alternative Gab.com).

This did not help ease tension between GoDaddy and Sutra Nexus but instead maintain a very tight balance after.

GoDaddy soon responded by introducing a subtle but blatant swipe as a feature for the month of June during Pride Month by having both its own website Builder product and all who carried the branded version of the Wild West Domains website Builder to display a glowing rainbow effect whenever a website Builder user published changes live. This reportedly angered Chrisley so much that he was rumored to have been part of the GoDaddy server attacks off and on until GoDaddy implemented the use of AWS Config in 2021, but Chrisley denies this completely and there is no evidence or any connection to the blackouts, server throttles that plagued GoDaddy through a variety of products since 2019.

However, the timing is very coincidental in many cases. In 2014, after repeated attempts to make a deal with Google to offer their premium email suite GSuite (now called Workspace) , GoDaddy sought after the Microsoft 365 product in order to save on in-house resources. Sutra Nexus rejected the idea entirely siting the security flaws on Microsoft's platform and the fact its own Robert Chrisley is a huge advocate against Bill Gates and Microsoft credited in calling out the Gates/Epstein connections long before it made mainstream news. Chrisley outright refused to carry any Microsoft products and threaten GoDaddy to either keep WWD Workspace intact and updated or find a different solution or he would break the partnership. In 2020 Chrisley also proclaimed the servers would eventually be hacked. GoDaddy ignored his warnings. But in November 2023 a Russian hacker group hacked Microsoft servers in November 2023 and was not discovered until January 2024. This is only the latest of a series of security breaches, most being swept under the rug and down the memory hole.

In 2022 GoDaddy offered a "M365 clone" ran on GoDaddy secure email servers as a private label product which Chrisley agreed to adopt to replace Workspace. This transitional period protected Sutra Nexus and all of its clients from the wave of breaches that were either attempted or unsuccessful during this period because despite the "clone" look of Microsoft, the servers were not Microsoft servers.

Another breach Chrisley predicted was in 2018 when Chrisley effective removed Wordpress, Wordpress Hosting, and Shared Hosting products from Sutra Nexus product line stating that WordPress was a huge security risk, janky, unreliable, and one of the most unstable useless excuses for using as a business presence since flash websites. The prediction turned out to be true.

Hackers first accessed the login credentials and SSL keys of 1.2 million GoDaddy Managed WordPress customers on September 6, 2021. The unauthorized third party used the vulnerability to access the email addresses and contact numbers of the customers. GoDaddy immediately blocked the third party from the system, began an investigation, and contacted law enforcement.

But the damage was already done and once again, Sutra Nexus clients did not suffer any windfall because of Chrisley's clever positioning of clients on the right products and services to protect them as invaluable assets. Despite Sutra Nexus ruthless attacks against anyone or anything that threatens it, it actually has a pretty great track record for fighting black hat hacking, moral causes, and client security while also advocating to keep a free and open internet.

It is a seemingly conflicting juxtaposition to some who may be dull to the whole industry, but supporters quickly point out that Sutra Nexus never goes after personal assets of anyone that it retaliates against as long as the offense has not done the same. And if Sutra Nexus has been breached in a monetary sense, then it immediately pursues the offender legally. At least that's what its spokeswoman Julie Nguyen stated when asked to comment on this article.

The latest rumor states that GoDaddy revoked its payment processor from Sutra Nexus over charge backs, but maybe being used as a loophole to move against Sutra Nexus without appearing to break any contracts or legal agreements. Sutra Nexus denies this, instead insisting that customers can buy any product on their storefront as of today with no problem. However, the rumor isn't referring to the processor used on Sutra Nexus Domain and Hosting store, but the GoDaddy Payments account that was being used to bill for agency services from Sutra Nexus.

Whether the rumors are true or not, the fact that Sutra Nexus has always emerged from any battle smoke as the David in the middle of Tech Goliaths could be a cautionary tale GoDaddy may be advised to take seriously and consider before pulling a "Gab.com" on a company and a successful entrepreneur who has zero old school problem of shooting back. In fact, based on the track record Sutra Nexus has had with GoDaddy over the years, Sutra Nexus has been treated more like a betrayed best friend. A best friend that hides its abilities and defense strengths from GoDaddy because it assumes GoDaddy is also a friend. Only time will tell. But underestimating Sutra Nexus or its owners or subsidiaries is a best a fool's errand.

In closing there is another rumor floating that Sutra Nexus has finally created the perfect in-house solution to completely house its business clients on its own without the need for GoDaddy, including hosting, domains, security, and even the ability to have its own resellers (just like it currently has now) and other tech it can fully control, keep up to date, entice loyal customers, and leave GoDaddy entirely. If there is anything to what has been mentioned here, that may very well be true. Because, Sutra Nexus is so good at keeping secrets, the information here may not have even been leaked or rumored unless Chrisley himself wanted to be.

#sutranexus #godaddy #web design #hosting #rumors #updates #partnerships #business news

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bosses-stay-flawless · 4 years

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Hmm...the remainder of 2020 is about to be real interesting. 🙌🏼 It appears that the hacktavist group Anonymous is back.

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pers-books · 4 years

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Writing Tag Game

I was tagged by @thisbluespirit

AO3 name: Persiflage

Fandoms: my fandom is currently Berena (Holby City). I generally tend to only write in one fandom at a time, unless I manage to sneak in a crossover. (It’s usually a Doctor Who crossover!) I started out in Doctor Who, back when Martha Jones became the Tenth Doctor's travelling companion. (Which proved to be a valuable lesson in all the perils of (a) falling for a character a huge majority of fandom hated because she wasn't the blonde white girl, and (b) being a prolific writer for a pairing (Doctor/Martha) that a huge majority of the fandom despised because it wasn't Doctor/Rose.) Since then I've written for Law & Order: UK, Foyle's War, As Time Goes By, the Bond movies (emphasis on Dench!M/Craig!Bond), Sanctuary, Warehouse 13 (very briefly!), Star Trek: Discovery, and Agents of SHIELD.

Tropes: (Emotional) Hurt/Comfort, Friends to Lovers, Unresolved Sexual Tension (Until I resolve the fuck out of it!), Canon Divergence (because Canon Schmanon, obviously!), and AUs. AUs are probably my favourite trope.

Number of fics: 528 on AO3 but all my Doctor Who fics (of which there are at least a couple of hundred, or more!) are still on LJ and I'm unlikely to move them across.

Fic I spent the most time on: Oh I've no idea - I don't keep track of details like that.

Fic I spent the least time on: Any of the flash fics I've written.

Longest Fic: On AO3, it’s The Red String of Fate, an Agents of SHIELD AU that's almost 52k words.

Shortest Fic: There are a handful of actual drabbles (ie 100 words only) up there - I think they're all Agents of SHIELD drabbles.

Most hits/kudos/comment threads/bookmarks:

Hits - Phil Coulson, the Cunning Linguist (Agents of SHIELD) with 8571 hits. It's slightly over 2k words of PWP and I am baffled to find it's so popular, TBH!

Kudos - The Red String of Fate (162 Kudos); The Hacktavist, The Agent and The Clairvoyant - another Agents of SHIELD AU (133 Kudos); and yet another Agents of SHIELD AU: Inevitable (96 Kudos) which features both time-travel and characters from Agent Carter and the wider MCU, as well as AoS characters.

Comment threads - Five Times Bond Stole a Kiss from M - and One Time He Didn't Have To (28 comment threads) for the James Bond fandom.

Bookmarks - The Red String of Fate (51); The Hacktavist, The Agent and The Clairvoyant (35), and Inevitable (17).

Ah, the Cousy (Phil Couslon/Daisy Johnson) fans within the Agents of SHIELD fandom were good to me!

Total word count: On AO3, since all my Doctor Who fics are on LJ: 1,809,169 - most of those words are for AoS and Bond fics, and probably at least 95% of that is porn.

Favourite fic I wrote: *shrugs* I don't have one. They're all my favourite as I write them...

Fic you want to rewrite/expand on: Eh, none - I've passed the point of wanting to expand on things I wrote previously, and I don't have the energy for re-writing anything.

Share a bit of a WIP or a story idea you’re planning on: This is called The Bodyguard and is inspired by a gif from the Keeley Hawes show (I've not seen the show - @batnbreakfast showed me the gif and she is *desperate* for me to finish it!)

Serena Campbell, former Head of the Home Office Civil Service is more than a little bored and definitely more than a little tipsy. It’s been another long day of working on her memoirs and she’s been cooped up indoors thanks to the lousy weather which had made her reluctant to go out into the storm for the sake of entertainment.

She stumbles only slightly as she rounds her desk after abandoning her laptop for the evening, and makes it as far as the study door, which she swings open before she leans against the door frame. Her bodyguard, Major Wolfe, is seated at her ease on the sofa in the sitting room, long legs stretched out for miles in front of her, and her head bent over a hefty book.

“Wolfe, I’m bored,” she tells the other woman, her words not even vaguely slurred, despite how much Shiraz she’d drunk during dinner and then afterwards.

Her bodyguard looks up without startling, and Serena still finds it impressive, even after three months, that the woman never is startled – her situational awareness is incredible. Which is just as well, of course, since it’s her job to keep Serena safe; her memoirs have been deemed potentially explosive with regard to the revelations she can, and may or may not, make regarding certain members of the current government, so her publishers had hired Major Berenice Wolfe to be her bodyguard.

When she’d first heard the news, she’d been pretty furious, not wanting to have a crusty older man breathing down her neck constantly. Then she’d looked up ‘Major B. G. Wolfe, VC’ and felt like she was going to melt into a puddle: instead of a crusty old man, Major B. G. Wolfe, she discovered, was a tall, slender woman of her own age with messy blonde hair who looked absolutely delicious in both her dress uniform and in her fatigues. Shortly thereafter she’d turned up at Serena’s house in Holby, where she’d retired to after leaving the Civil Service, and proved herself to be drop dead gorgeous in skinny black jeans and a soft looking pastel pink shirt beneath a distressed leather jacket. Serena’s been doing her best since that first day to, not to put too fine a point on it, get into the Major’s knickers, and so far she’d failed, to her intense disappointment.

“We could watch a film, or binge watch one of those TV shows you missed while you were in office,” Bernie Wolfe suggests.

She wrinkles her nose. “No, thank you.”

“Well I wouldn’t recommend any more consumption of Shiraz, or you’ll lose tomorrow morning’s working time to sleeping off the effects and tomorrow afternoon’s working time to the equally excessive consumption of ‘strong and hot’ coffee and the bemoaning of how much you drank the night before.”

She says this with a tiny curl at the corners of her mouth, as if she’s holding off on a full-blown smirk, or even an outright grin.

“You think you know me so well, don’t you?” Serena asks, aware of the petulant note that’s creeping into her voice.

The smirk arrives on Wolfe’s mouth and Serena forces herself to fight the urge to stride over and kiss that smirk right off her face.

“No, ma’am. I’m just very cognisant of your habits over the last three months.”

(It devolves into smut pretty soon thereafter...)

Going to tag (but don’t feel obliged to participate, obviously!): @slightlyintimidating @batnbreakfast @sententiousandbellicose @nomi--sunrider @onaperduamedee @ktlsyrtis @lapalfruity @professorflimflam @fortytworedvines

#My Writing #Meme #Fanfic #AO3

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