#had to post this

[drbeverlymantle]

CRASH 1996 PIECE BY Jacques Tardi

#had to post this #others art #Jacques Tardi #crash 1996 #need my art to be this

[faefeedee]

source

#HAD to post this #ITS SO ME #fat anime #wg art #feedee girl #belly gainer #help me get fatter #feeding kink #stuffed feedee #feedee belly #gaining fat #full belly #stuffed stomach #stuffed girl #wg k!nk #wg #fae 🧌 speaks

[goldenboygate]

#had to post this #lando norris #carlando #carlos sainz jr

[book-addicted-thing]

my brain out of nowhere: Too Sweet by hozier is giving Dean talking to Cas

me: *heavy breathing*

#had to post this #actual brainrot #hozier #too sweet #supernatural fandom #supernatural #spn #dean #dean winchester #dean x castiel #castiel

[syrakhanistan]

((OOC. I just thought of the darkest yet funniest (to me) way Walpurgisnacht Rising could possibly end. Cue scene…

…

[Mid-credits scene. Kaname Madoka and Akemi Homura are sitting on the beach, watching the sun rise.]

Homura: “It’s beautiful, isn’t it?”

Madoka: “I know, right?”

Homura: “…but not as beautiful as you~”

Madoka: “Awwww!!! No, not as beautiful as you!!”

Homura: *giggles*

Madoka: *sits up a little* “Homura-chan, I just want to say…”

Homura: “What’s on your mind?”

Madoka: “I just want to let you know that I really do lo—”

[Madoka is cut off by a massive splurt of blood gushing out of the side of her head. She falls to the sand, dead within an instant.]

Homura: *gasps*

Homura: “MADOKA! MADOKA!!! PLEASE, WAKE UP! MADOKA!”

[Homura helplessly tries to grab Madoka and shake her, looking for a pulse. To no avail. She turns Madoka over, looking at the blood spurt, and revealing a massive .50 calibre rifle round having gone right through her love’s head, practically ejecting a third of her head across the pale sands.]

Homura: “MADOKA!!!!!”

[The scream echoes against the waves and the sunset. The camera slowly pans out, zooming, and turns to a high-rise building’s roof a little while away.]

???: *pulls rifle bolt back, ejecting the used shell, and sighs.*

[The figure slowly stands up, revealing long pure white hair. She picks up the DSR-50 Anti-Material Rifle from the dark blanket it was on… until the blanket picks itself up with a small groan.]

???(2): “Oww… Oriko, was that really necessary?”

Oriko: “So sorry about that, Kirika! But you were just the perfect size for that little height boost to get just the perfect shot.”

Kirika: “Oh my goodness… She called me perfect…!”

[Oriko places the sniper into a large case, and picks up a bucket-shaped hat on the ground, placing it on her head with a small whoomf.]

Kirika: “So… it’s done? No more apocalypse?”

Oriko: *nods*

Kirika: “…and because of what the two managed to do, no more magical girls? Homura can’t use timey-wimey devil bullshit to find and kill us?”

[The sun reflects on the camera lens, causing the two girls to wince a little. The two of them put on sunglasses.]

Oriko: *smiling* “Indeed.”

[The camera follows the white and black clad girls as they put on sunglasses, with Oriko visibly holding a pair of plane tickets, and stride away from the balcony, before panning upwards to the sky.]

Oriko, offscreen: “Mission accomplished.”

[Cue rest of the credits scroll; the ending music is now replaced with the Terminator theme tune.]

…

If Uro-butcher had the balls to make Oriko main-timeline PMMM canon, and THEN do this in the credits, I would quite happily give him my life savings. I would die, pissing myself laughing. Utterly perfect.))

#Madoka magica #puella magi madoka magica #walpurgis no kaiten #walpurgisnacht rising #oriko magica #oriko mikuni #kirika kure #ooc #meme #I’m sorry I was laughing too much. #had to post this #even though it is ooc #my dreams are wacky sometimes I swear

[sanjithesimp]

imagine nanami's fingers pumping in and out of you as he drives. he couldn't wait home, the tight dress you were wearing made the bulge on his pants impossible to hide. "fuck babe, i love how wet you are for me" he says as his thumb presses on your clit, making you throw your head back and moan his name.

#thirst thoughts i have before going to sleep #sorry not sorry #had to post this #kento nanami #nanami kento #nanami daddy #nanami smut #jjk #jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen

[poetsofthestars]

My Parasite

I’m infected inside out

Moved around like a puppet on a string

I asked for this, took it without a doubt!

All because I saw him as my king

Now I’m stuck in a never ending cycle, without a way to shout

I have no way to take back all the pain I bring…

It’s been ten months and twenty days

All I know is that I am trapped

This situation ain’t a phase!

I’m stuck in a place so cramped

A never-ending maze

I don’t even have this place mapped

All I can see is purple

It’s in my clothes, my hair, my surroundings

I try to escape but I’m running a circle

All this purple is so astounding

Used to be my favorite color

Now it just looks so much duller

Is this a prison or a twisted heaven?

I am in hell, right? Literal hell?

People ask me so many questions

Unfortunately I can’t answer them well

I’m moved around by a parasite, I call him my parasite

I don’t feel fully satisfied

Can I stay alive, stay alive?

I don’t think I have enough strength to thrive

People tell me to leave him

But I don’t think I can

People tell me to leave before it gets too grim

But I’m already wrapped around this man

Control is his game

Submissive is my name

We make the same claim:

“I have no shame.”

#poets of the stars #poet janus 🌓 #original poetry #poetry #original poem #kilgrave #because my life is centered around that bastard /hj #bro's the paranoia in my head now #had to post this #mmmmm #poet janus rants

[uldren-sov]

Both their smiles though I can't-

#I'm going through screencaps to eventually post another lil photoset and LOL #had to post this #hard to please -- so you're saying he has a type---[shot] #otp: condemn this world or not: i choose you

[codenamejudas]

#aesthetic #had to post this #because it's the best picture i've ever found #of judas' two fc/vcs together XD

[blxckrain]

Art by longdaytogo

#harry potter #draco malfoy #darry #hogwarts #ships #cute #art style #drawing #hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry #had to post this

[therainatdawn]

*about to text a mutual-

Damn, okay.

#sorry when i saw this i just- #had to post this #mutual #mutual babe

[lustsright-handman]

WARDEN HEARTBEATS ARE SO LOUD SO THEY CAN HEAR/FIND EACH OTHER

#minecraft #mineblr #minecraft warden #insane random tidbit of worldbuilding #had to post this #mere seconds after the idea entered my brain

[sp1n]

princess

#Frank Iero #going through my camera roll #had to post this #h.txt

[manage-ler]

Y-Y-Y-Y-YOU ITS YOUUUUU, NO ONE LOOK GOOD WITH ME BUT YOU 🎵

#sorry im cleaning my desk and. #had to post this #i LOVE this song !!

[basslinegrave]

when the scratch is really good

(i was editing the faceplate elastics cuz the eyes were always closing but now they close when i squish him and its so cute)

#had to post this #safe furby #furblr #long furby but you cant see it #forever unfinished i wanna get him new plushy wings and a necklace or something again #furby

[funkymunkybusiness]

AEW Road to Los Angeles

#had to post this #look at my boi #ortiz #aew ortiz #aew #all elite wrestling #yo its funky monkey hours