#haha whattttt

[wildmousesword]

So hypothetically if I had a gacha channel on YouTube nobody would think it’s cringe and weird right? Right? Just y’know….asking….for a friend? 😨🤞

#haha for a friend #gacha club #TOTALLY NOT LU GACHA STUFF TOO LIKE WHATTTTT #ITS NOT CRINGE RIGHT????

[clay-pidgeon]

wow i love pineapple juice the color yellow and juice go so well together. blinks normally

#haha what #whattttt #dove chirps #my stuff

[milo-is-rambling]

Today has been fixed. Took a dab. Got compliments on my art. I have been healed

#also anyone else have a big lump of dread their chest that they carry with them constantly #I mean haha whattttt #👍👍👍👍 I want to go make food but my mom and brother are awake and in the living room and idk if my mom is gonna be a bitch about me #not going to work yesterday so I kind of just don’t want to leave my room ever again

[lebuckett]

people being concerned about me scares me

#whattttt noo nothing happened this week that has been bugging me #pfft haha…

[cookierunauprompts]

Requested by @deirdredeity (I accidentally deleted the og ask because tumblr was being fussy) :

OMG?? 🤯🤯 whattttt omgggg fuck being an anon I’m the one who requested the flustered reader shi (mmm was an anon bcz I didn’t wanna embarrass myself but whatever) omg dayumm you went crazy with it and I’m more than satisfied 😍 you always EAT (get it? haha.. eat.. and shadow milk.. haha) I love it tysm ❤️❤️ glad that I didn’t accidentally break a rule hehe.. we love girlboss girlfailures in here 😘 didn’t expect it to be that spicy but nevertheless I am GLAD ty for this juicy piece also you said currently he’s sealed so continuation where bro is UNsealed? 🤯🫣 (jk don’t take me too seriously I have a mental age of 5 jokes aside thank you i really appreciate it, it turned out super well way beyond expectations I was expecting like a few pickup lines or smooches but definitely not this it blew me out of the water hard tytytyty ily❤️)

Alright bet I get to go crazy again

Requested Prompts #43 - 💓

There's a ringing in your ears, what the hell happened? You just wanted to take a nap... yet it feels like you were in a dome of glass that just shattered. You can feel a poking against your cheek, it's something large, metalic and- wait. You crack open your eyes, just enough to see the intimidating form of Silent Salt staring you down. You're lucky that the beasts consider you... actually, you don't know what they really think of you. Do they think you're their pet? Their friend? a Frenemy? Well, either way you were their warden. " Silent Salt...?" You groan, pushing yourself up from the ground. Silent Salt says nothing, merely just pointing a ways in front of you to- ... hold on, WHAT THE FUCK??? " THE SEAL???" You exclaim, looking at the humongous crack in the realm of the seal. It pulsed with a blue, shadowy energy, which could only mean that Shadow Milk had escaped. And that was bad, very bad, because it meant that you were failing at your job. And... with how big that crack was you doubted that Elder Faerie was on the outside trying to wrangle Shadow Milk back into the seal... Meaning that you had to go outside to get him back in, but doing so would leave the other beasts unattended. Either way, you're failing at your job. So what choice do you really have? You look back at Silent Salt. " Uh... thanks for letting me know?" You said to him, to which earned you a thumbs up in response. You quickly pondered on your choice before looking back to Silent Salt. " Try not to escape while I'm gone, I don't want to double fail at my job." You tell him before running off towards the crack in the seal.

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As you expected, everything was chaos. Possessed faerie cookies lingered, danced, and fooled around all around you. There were quite a few things that were on fire and the echoes of twisted laughter almost mocked you as you steeled yourself. None of them were who you were looking for despite the resemblance he'd dressed them up in. " Dammit... where would he go if he got out on his own?" You muttered to yourself as you looked around. Fortunately, you could narrow it down to a few places, unfortunately you realized that you are but one cookie. You cannot traverse the entirety of Beast Yeast in just a few minutes or so, it'd take you a few days realistically and by then all the other beasts would have likely gotten out! Were you really fucked no matter what? Probably. You took a deep breath, if anything he'd probably be in some kind of gigantic theater- Well wouldn't you know, there's a gigantic theater right over there that's just oozing with Shadow Milk's aura. There was no way he wouldn't be there, and so that's where you'd go. Hopefully you'd be able to drag him back to the seal.

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Shadow Milk watched as those pesky little heroes ran about, celebrating as if they'd truly won. Those poor, ignorant fools! They really thought that they'd actually sealed him away in the tree again? They'd been running around in his silly little maze ever since he'd taken hold of the new half-a-cookie guardian's little friends! It was honestly quite pathetic how they hadn't realized they'd been tricked into a false sense of security, he was literally the beast of deceit! Everyone's most beloved Trickster! Tricking them into this just felt too... easy, too boring. He could try his hand at getting Silly-Vanilly to chop down the tree, all he has to do is show him the truth! And why wouldn't he want to know the truth if he embodied it? Unless he was willing to live in a lie... then he was much farther from the Truth than Shadow Milk thought- His train of thought was interrupted when the doors of his theater of lies swung open. " Hm?" That was... odd. Elder Faerie certainly shouldn't be alive, White Lily and co are stuck in his maze of deceit, so then who...? There you stood, looking quite peeved off if he had to say so himself. " Oh! Little Warden, how thrilling that you've come to make an appearance!" He chirped, casting his view of the maze to the side. The maze could wait, his little warden was here! " Shadow Milk Cookie!" You called out, pointing at him accusingly. " You will return to the great seal immediately! And that is an order from the Warden of the Seal!" You commanded him, don't mind the quick pov switch but it was frustrating enough that Shadow Milk escaped in the first place, and now he had the audacity to give you such a smug grin in reply? " Oh Little Warden..." Shadow Milk began, laying on his stomach as he rested his chin on the back of his hand. " It's so so so cute that you think that you can order me around like that~! I'm a free cookie now, and that means that I can do whatever I want again~!" He chirped with a flourish of his free hand, you could see the excited mania dancing in his eyes, you couldn't allow this to stand. " Okay, but you haven't actually earned your freedom at all. You just waited until the seal was weak enough so you could break out!" You retorted, which may have been the wrong thing to say judging by the way his grin dropped for a moment. He soon broke out into a maniacal cackle, seeming to have found your words hilarious. " Ehe he he ha ha hah! Sure, I may have done that, but does it really matter?" He teased, reaching out a clawed hand and picking you up by the edge of your cloak. You shrieked as you were hoisted into the air, you didn't have the protection of the seal that kept you from crumbling while in the real world, so your life was in a lot more danger here. " Ack- Put me down! Or at the very least hold me properly!" You protest as you squirm in place, you feel a shudder run through your dough as the beast before you lets out a low, rumbling chuckle.

" And why should I? You adorable little morsel~" He purrs, flipping you around in his hand so that you were laying on your back on his palm instead of dangling in the air. God fucking dammit, he was doing this again. He knows every, single, god damn weak spot of yours and by god does he abuse them frequently, mainly because they mostly relate to him. " You-!!" You protest, quickly shutting up when you feel his breath wash over you like a wave of hot air. And the way he's looking at you is already making you weak- No, you have to stay strong. " You know..." You hear him begin and fuck when did he get so close? There's a certain glint in his eyes, one that both intrigues you and makes you fear for your life. " I never really got a taste of you like I wanted to... Care to let me just have one little bite? Or maybe just a taste... either would be fine~" He teased with the low, stupidly sexy voice of his. You could already feel his lips at the tips of your little cookie feet, ready to open and swallow them whole if you let him. You could already feel your face turning cherry red, and you knew that he could see it judging by the slight excitement that made itself known in his eyes. You felt tempted to indulge him, but you also didn't want to lose your feet... But maybe he'd go back to the seal? No, he wouldn't... Would he? Or maybe he won't just go for your feet, he's teased you multiple times about gobbling you up in one bite. So if you give him this will he just... eat you? Apparently, you took too long to decide. You felt something moist and blue against your arm, a semi-satisfied hum creeping out of the beast holding you captive. " Mmn... I was right, you really are a sweet little treat. One that I can have all to myself~" Shadow Milk purred, his face looming over you as he left you to process what he'd done. You were in for a long ride, weren't you?

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AUGHIJBSGHGKSHG I CAN'T, I CAN'T WRITE ANYMORE/lh Shadow milk... you bastard why must you make me FEEL THINGS????

but, uh, i hope you enjoyed and if anyone wants to continue this then PLEASE.

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #cookie run au #crk #cr kingdom #shadow milk cookie #cookie run au prompts #beast yeast #shadow milk cookie x reader #warden!reader prompts

[emeraldgreenbeautiesstu]

MATT X READER PLS.

Then book shopping n it’s all cute n stuff 😻😻‼️

Bernard's & Noble

(see what i did there)

Matt Sturniolo x Reader

Word count: 749

Alexis speaks! : hey guys! thank you for the request (the more requests, the more stories i post 😉) i'm honestly not very proud of this one, but i've deleted it four times already and this is the best i got 💀 once again, comments and likes are greatly appreciated, it helps me know if yall like my style or if i need to change anything! pls don't steal my work, love yall!

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"Matttt?" i whined from my spot on the floor. i was bored out of my fucking mind. Matt wanted the day to be a 'lazy day' and by that he means he wanted to scroll social media and youtube all day. that was not my idea of fun, i've always been a hands on person whether that be going outside for hours, to the lake, reading, anything other than being lazy at home.

"whattttt?" he mocked, sitting up from his bed, his hair all messed up and funny looking.

i chuckled. "your hair looks great." i smiled, climbing to straddle his lap and fix his bed head. "better" i smiled, kissing him on the cheek. "i have a business proposal."

matt sighed, "what do you want." he rolled his eyes with a small smile tugging at the corners of his lips.

i hopped off him, standing at the foot of his bed. "i vote we go to barnes and noble today, my book case is baren." i joked. four out of the five of my bookshelves were full completely. but you can never have too many books.

"y/n you have more books than i think i've ever seen anywhere else in my life." he laughed. matt pretended to be annoyed, but he knows the answer is yes. and not just to this scenario, the answer is always yes to everything y/n wants. she had him wrapped around her tiny little finger. "when do you want to go?" he gave in.

i jumped around the room a couple times, silently celebrated with myself. "right now silly." i said. i trotted into his bathroom where i have my own drawer of toiletries and such. i touched up my makeup and threw on my shoes. "ok i'm ready." i beamed up at him. matt basically towered over me. he's 5'8 and i'm 5'3, so there's a pretty noticeable height difference.

he slipped his own shoes on. "i'm ready." he smiled, grabbing his keys.

i just looked at him. "matt babe." i looked at his outfit. "we are not going anywhere when you are wearing basketball shorts and a wife beater. please change." i said, false seriousness evident on my features.

-

"oh my god i'm literally gonna shit my pants i love barnes and noble." i said, climbing out of the passenger seat. I made matt carry my three tote bags i have designated for my favorite hobby, book shopping.

"do i really have to come in." matt complained.

-

we had been at barnes and noble for an hour already, two out of the three of my tote bags were full. so full we had to put them by checkout because they were too heavy to carry. About 15 minutes in i had made a joke that i thought was hilarious, matt didn't really think so.

-

"haha, bernard's and noble." i chuckled to myself, but matt heard me.

"y/n i swear to god i will leave you here."

"deal."

-

i was finally ready to go, the final tote bag full. i couldn't find matt though. i wandered through the multiple sections of books, matt no where in sight. "maybe he did leave me here." i mumbled under my breath. until my eye caught matt. he was crouched down, one hand on the shelf, the other hand occupied with a book.

"whatchya readin?" i smiled over him. my heart melted when he looked up at me, a small smile on his face. i took this time to take in his beauty. the way his slight curls fell over his eyebrows, the way his middle part accentuated his face shape, the way his blue eyes went so well with his outfit. he was wearing the white shirt with 'whatever' in bold print written across it, and baggy light wash blue jeans, his keys dangling from his belt loop.

"some poetry book, i might get it it's kinda fire." he smiled.

"you read poetry?"

"i like finding the good ones and printing them out, i like to look back on the really influential ones." matt said. he stood up and took my bag, his hand resting on the small of my back.

"matt i don't deserve you, you're so sweet." a cheesy grin creeping onto my lips.

"y/n you deserve the world." he smiled down at me, kissing my forehead.

"ok now how are we gonna get all of these in the car?" i laughed.

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tag list!

@cupidzsq

#chris sturniolo #christopher sturniolo #matt sturniolo #nick sturniolo #nicolas sturniolo #sturniolo edit #sturniolo fanfic #sturniolo imagine #sturniolo triplets #sturniolo x reader #books and reading #book shop #shopping #barnes and noble

[ouroboobos]

Did I ever tell you guys abt the ivy league guy I had to train at my job like a year ago. He graduated from like fucking harvard or something which was already crazy BUT also he had NEVER worked a non-salary job before. All his experience was in office work and like fancy high paying positions. The only reason he got a retail job was bcs he had just moved to the area and he didn't have work lined up yet.

Anyway literally the most incompetent frustrating person I have ever had to train on the register. He would act so affronted every time I tried to explain something to him or give him a task even though I was his department head. And every time I had to talk to him he would be like "yeah haha I know its so weird for someone like me to be working here all my friends were like whattttt when I told them haha" "Yeah I've never done something like this like just getting paid to stand here all day and scan things haha" "Yeah I'm nottt gonna be here long lol" like he was above us but he was SOO BAD AT IT LMFAOO.

At the beginning of every shift he'd be all snippy w me for trying to explain how to do something but 20 minutes in he was calling me up every 5 seconds like help meeeeeee idk what to doooo. He was SO MAD and literally by the end of his first week he turned to me and told me it was the hardest most stressful thing he'd ever done in his life. And then he quit almost immediately.

[mitskijamie]

hello i need you to know that me and my partner literally religiously follow your blog. we are on facetime rn just scrolling thru your posts and being like. so true. they (<- roy and jamie) totally would fucking say that. we have royjamie discussions and occasionally are just like. withbadhair would loveee this. you are like our newspaper and also our sleepover gal pal that lives inside our phones. case in point we saw these socks and were like. withbadhair NEEDS to see this. jamie keeley roy socks fr

WHATTTTT THIS IS SO SWEET/CUTE/HILARIOUS haha ily 💗💕💗💘💕 this made my day

And yes sooooo true <333

#ask #<3333

[fictionkinfessions]

Man I absolutely love how people are calling mine and Lucifer’s ship a crackship. Even though I do remember actually loving him in my canon. HAHA I MEAN WHATTTTT who said that… -Adam (Hazbin Hotel)

x

#fictionkinfessions #fictionkin #adamkin #hazbinhotelkin #shipping issue #mod party cat

[emersonfreepress]

whattttt wow thank you?? haha i have checkmarks now suckerssss👅👅👅👅👅

#🤣🤣 #i feel like a proper tumblr degenerate now tysm #<3 #gaukhar-ghost #not cie #not even remotely 🤣

[lusticial]

Mukuro ikusaba x reader fluff headcanons?

mukuro ikusaba x reader (fluff)

warning: gn reader, NON DESPAIR

sorry i don't know a lot about mukuro, but i tried my best!

in the best way possible, she's absolutely obsessed with you.

literally head over heels.

she may not show it well, but she cares about you deeply.

she likes when you rest your head on her lap, so she can play with your hair :)

watching movies is also one of her favs, she will literally watch whatever you want.

whether it's a horror or a cheesy romance, she's just happy you're there with her.

cuddling is also one of her favs

at first, she didn't quite understand. hugging while sleeping???

when you introduced it to her, she realized it really wasn't so bad.

you both switch from being the small & big spoon. sometimes she just needs to be held.

sharing headphones is a must

she always lets you choose the song, and she always listens to it.

she writes down all the things you like, just in case.

if you were to look in one of her notebooks, you would see a list of ur favorite songs, shows, bands, etc.

it's a lil creepy... but also pretty cute.

haha she's trying her best.

a/n this is so short whattttt i'm sorry idk how to write mukuro i apologize sorufueiehurdjsjjsksjs

#mukuro ikusaba x reader #mukuro ikusaba #mukuro ikusaba headcanons #danganronpa #danganronpa x reader #danganronpa headcanons

[harlanphobic]

hiiii i'm feeling like being annoying sooo i'll tell you about my trobed-au idea bc yes. it's based on the song lower one's eyes (aka just "lower") bc I love mixing my fandoms yayy

okay so, basically: Troy is an ordinary villager with a lot of internalized homophobia, which he expresses with his hatred of magic. One day, he starts obssesing with this mysterious guy who started living in the village just some weeks ago, because damn he's so hot and pretty and blah blah blah.

Abed (the mysterious guy) sees something in Troy that makes him feel safe, so he shares his secret with him: he's a magician. And Troy, instead of being scared or something, is just like... oh.... well ig magic is good now haha i'm gay 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

and then, they start to be friends! and abed does spells for Troy and shows him a lot of stuff that he doesn't know and now Troy is so in love

the thing is... certain old men that everyone hates discovers that Abed is a wizard, and when he can't force Abed to be friends with him, he tries to convince Troy that he feels the way he feels because Abed put a spell on him. And Troy thinks it's true! and he feels betrayed, because yeah, he's def not into a magician because that's a thing that only a creep would do. So he... he betrays Abed. He tells to the police that Abed is a magician, and now Abed will be publicly executed, he will be burned in front of the whole village

On the day of the execution, Troy is in the front row, and looks Abed in the eyes before the fire starts. Abed just smiles and... that's when Troy realizes that he had just made a huge mistake. And then, Abed dies. And Troy realizes that he loved Abed.

Maybe, in the next timeline, they will be together.

WHATTTTT that's awesome. cant believe the ending though that's the same emotional whiplash as when jeff says that the pencil is name steve and then kills it. that's so good you should like actually write that

#community

[barrenclan]

Bruh I was in the grocery store with my mom when this issue came out, I just casually glancing at my phone real quick and I saw a notif for the post and I was like HELLO NEW ISSUE???? WHATTTTT??? I got a little too zoned in on it while trying to shop haha. Then had to proceed and act like everything was normal when I just read the most. Insane thing ever. I am SO excited for the direction this is headed in, I know you said that things were gonna get creepy but I honestly wasn’t expecting this level of unsettling. I love it.

You encapsulated that feeling of “I just saw something I really wish I didn’t” SO well, as someone who gets like that every once in a while (NOT to the extent of seeing whole skeletal remains, thankfully haha) the way you describe/show it with Pinepaw is soooo accurate. Not being able to get it off of your mind. Even if you desperately want to. Wanting to be able to go about your day but you just can’t. Wanting to interact with people but just not being able to focus on it. Just being stuck there… replaying it in your mind. Aw yeah I am LIVING for this, the way you capture small obscure feelings like that is always so good and realistic!! This is the second “this is me fr” moment I am having with pinepaw LOL I love this little dude!!!

I really hope he is able to find someone to confide in, it’s definitely not going to be healthy for him to keep this all in his system. But seeing how barrenclan is… I guess there isn’t a high probability of that, huh. Also an ADULT he could confide in,,, I don’t think any of the other kids should have to carry this burden either. If only rainhaze was still around.

EHEH that's so funny,, my sincerest apologies to everyone else in that store. I'm really glad you liked the issue though! I'm ice-bath shocking everyone into the future horrors of this story. Y'all gotta be prepared!

I'm really glad you connected with Pinepaw sm!! Although sorry that it's in such a not fun way aha. I think that feeling is something everyone can relate to, at least to some degree.

Pinepaw has such a lack of good adult figures in his life. His mentor is certainly no help and his parents are either out of the picture or not responsive. And to add to that, he's empathetic and worried enough that he wouldn't want to burden anyone else with this knowledge. :(

If only Rainhaze was still around indeed.

#ask #pinepaw #rainhaze

[thatbendyfan]

ok new tagging system (haha system)

bendy/apollo: bendy and the post machine

alt/lune: alternative eclipse

hawkins: yo ho ho and a bottle of posts! (not inspired by captain heart’s tag whattttt noooo)

rivulet: looks to the riv

#bendy and the post machine

[itlivesproject]

sooooo ch.16….haha um yeaaahhhhh WHATTTTT

LOOK IDK 😭😭😭

#ask #anon #mod win

[covenofwives]

As promised, here's all my favorite parts and things I ADORED from your Halloween fic! There's gonna be spoilers here for those who haven't read the fic so be warned!

Okay so the entire plot of hiding and there being a challenge to it is such a fun trope and had me on the edge the whole time which was so awesome.

The realization that the mansion was shifting and changing was done so well it was super chilling and creepy. I hope they kept this mansion for other occasions, unless the entire house is an illusion!

The dialogue between the dream team was super funny while George was trying to kick them out of his spot haha! I always love the way you write flowing dialogue. As someone who often shies away from heavy dialogue it's super inspiring.

The scooby-doo doors were so fun i love it kajhfdkjl and then the entire vortex hallway was described so cool when Dream got to it. Dream's whole section may be my favorite of the three lol

You already know this but I LOOOOVED the dizzy tickles its definitely my favorite part in the ENTIRE fic. The way gravity was completely altered had me shocked and it's so cool to see just what the gods are capable of! I think I love disorienting scenes in general so this was of course gonna be my favorite.

Sapnap getting stuck in the walls was funny ksfhkhdf. That was smart of him though, too bad it too was a trap lmao.

The countdown for George nooooo that's so mean. And i agree with George that totally wasn't fair it was a good hiding spot! I had the realization there that pretty much every hiding spot was trapped in some way huh. And then George not even remembering safe wording is so adorable

Dream making it ten minutes!!! Whattttt that's crazy! The way he was so dazed and just brain fried was really cute and made my heart all fluttery

THere's definitely more but this is getting long skfhla. This fic is like not only my favorite from you but is on my list of favorite fics ever tbh

Can't wait to see more from you!

-emmadoodlewrites

Emmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 🤩😍🤩

I have already gushed to you about how much I love this ask and I can now do it here. I had to lay down after reading this all, I was overwhelmed with all the love. This will be under a read more because there is ALOT to unpack

I'm so glad you loved the fic. I'm still sad I missed for Halloween but I'm glad the eerie feeling was still there. Fun Fact! The ending of cuddling with Dream wasn't the original ending, I was planning on the ending being the Gods open the mansion as a haunted attraction for the server, only they wouldn't chase anyone they'd just supervise while people watched. I think the new ending is better though because it sets up nicely for the two planned sequels I have for it.

I'm so glad you liked the dialogue 😭 It's one of the things I always try and put care into. Dialogue is so important to me cause it gives good insight to a character and having to think like them. And I'm so glad it is inspiring for you!

And yes! So the Gods set up traps in the house for the siblings knowing they'd fall for at least one of them. All they really had to do was go through each trap and catch a sibling. There is a bunch of other traps I planned before picking those three. Originally George was in the room with all the skeletons and each time he looked away they'd change position, move towards him or block the exits. It would end with him held down by them but I thought it was too much lol It gets the same vibe with him trapped in the webs. The vortex tunnel is my absolute fave as well. I really wanted a disorientating feel with Dream's one. Which is possibly one of the reasons why he didn't safeword. His brain was trying to process gravity and the spinning of the tunnel (also the tickling too of course) but he was totally safe and fine. He just super wanted to win too haha

I will reveal that the fic originally had POVs from the Gods as well but I took it out to make them feel more mysterious. It would have just been them talking while waiting for the countdown and going over rules again. One of the rules which I couldn't find a way to fit in explaining it was that the Gods could not tickle their own sibling. So if they found their own sibling they would have to leave them. It would also show each chose their own area. XD for downstairs. HD for upstairs and 4K for the attic.

#emmadoodlewrites #i am in bliss people are loving the fic i think it's my proudest one yet