#hahahahaha why am i doing this

[ethanharmonia]

The Hisui Trio in my AU!! :D

(they dont know how to dress up 😔)

I wanted to make reference sheets for the three, even though i took a ton of inspo from many things but its for investment i promise i promise

Those three are friends in this AU, they are all in the present world and they are like a family to each other tbh, they might get into a few arguments but they talk it out later on.

To be fair i think those three would give each other kisses, not in a romantic way though, its just more of a platonic thing i guess??

The three of them own dragon type pokemon, from gen 4, 6 and 8 (me like even numbers dont mind me), i kinda felt like these pokemon fit them best by personality (im not exactly sure for 100%)

Dropping the lore here :

The only way Adaman and Irida could go back and out of Hisui was by Volo taking them with him by going through portals with Giratina, of course the two of them got frightened at the sight of Giratina showing up right in front of their eyes for the first time but they got used to it later on.

As a gift of gratitude from Volo for still being accepted by Adaman and Irida even after everything he's done in the past, he made and gave a clone of Origin Dialga and Origin Palkia to them so that they could also travel through the portals or around the world without his help (he's getting tired from babysitting them pls let him live).

Adaman and Irida just live with Lucas, Dawn and Barry in Twinleaf Town, sometimes Volo comes by to visit them and hang out with them. Lucas and Dawn dont have memories of Rei and Akari, so they have no idea of what Volo used to be back then, if they would then oh boy they would try to kill him.

{With Dialga} Adaman possesses Steel type powers (or Metal Bending as they say), he uses it a lot for combat but also for reaching high places if he cant go up there or reach it by climbing, he bends the metal into a form of a long rope in order to get up there.

{With Palkia} Irida has Water type powers (or Water Bending), she is not really the type of a person to fight but she rather heals others, it also works on pokemon too, though sometimes she can kick ass once in a while if anyone drives her mad.

{With Giratina and Arceus} Volo has all the elements, including Dark type powers but he never uses those as he only sees the bad in them and never wishes to use them, reminding him a lot of Cyrus {bro hates him more than anything}, with Volo being an Archon, he can summon pretty much every pokemon, including the legendaries and mythical ones, and the ultra beasts, even though the legendaries are gods too and are feared by many, Volo however just sees them as misunderstood creatures/beings, as he has a better bond with them than with his own people.

Volo despises humans, he only sees the bad in them as he has only seen the bad things that humans did, and with Volo being isolated in Arceus's realm and being there for about 280 years (met Arceus at 20), he cant really change his opinion about it, even if he has friends that are different than the rest of the humans, Volo still has doubts that humans are good, unless proven to him. Sure, Volo is the archon and savior of this world and he is trying his best to make the world a better with no wars or catastrophies, he hates humans, but he just wants peace, but he is aware that even if this happens one day then the peace wont last forever, the world cant remain peaceful for eternity, theres always going to be something happening all the time and he will have to deal with it on his own.

This would be Volo and his Dragapult (canon)

Imagine praying to god, and this is who you're praying to

#pokemon au #pokemon #pla volo #pla adaman #pla irida #pokemon legends arceus #pokemon legends volo #wielder volo #pokemon wielder volo #pokemon volo #pokemon irida #pokemon adaman #clan leader irida #clan leader adaman #irida #adaman #volo #here uhh lore uhh yes have it here #if anyone understands what im saying here then you are officially my child #doing allat at 2 am my god #ah yes did you know that Volo is a god in this au. na wait. an ARCHON?? LMAO #na cuz i feel like he deserved it fr #adaman and irida are like his family rn #had some weird scenarios about adaman and volo kissing while irida watches them with a confused look like “bro not this again” #they definetly are the best trio in my opinion idgaf #they would kick ass tbh #also i took some reference from arcane cuz why not hahahahaha (i didnt mention it in the lore) #i made it that cyrus is darkness and volo is light aint no way this turning into mlp LMAO #i think im high af when im writing all that rn #cyrus is dead btw

[sluttyhenley]

You’re a good man, Cage.

EDGE OF TOMORROW (2014)

#edge of tomorrow #movieedit #moviegifs #filmedit #filmgifs #cinematv #tom cruise #emily blunt #userbells #junkfooddaily #* #blood cw #hahahahaha i'm fine why do you ask #also like i used to root against tc's female leads kissing him #now here i am like ok lets make this happen #i also used to be normal about mr. cruise

[sjyuns]

#BITCH WTF #send off kills me every day #like wdym you talked to jake😂😂😂😂 #he’s literally not real what are you HAHAHAHAHA😁 #why am i not in us rn #WHY WAS I NOT IN SEOUL FOR FATE #jake #JAKEJRIE #what are you doing bro like please😰 im just a girl… #enhypen #UK #PLEASEERJROR🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 #ILL BE FUCKING CRYING HERE FOR ALL US SEND OFF DATES wondering why my pronouns are not USA🦅🦅🦅 #god bless america

[spamgyu]

You wouldn't last a second in a relationship with an idol lmaoo

Exposing ur burner one day and tiktok the next

What's next ur address? 😭😭

HEY!

#omg omg omg why am i being attacked #how do u kno im not already dating an idol!?!? HM??? #help this is so funny guys pls im just a girl HAHAHAHAHA #spamasks

[rawliverandgoronspice]

oh no I stopped working for five minutes and remembered I love he...................... ;;

#thoughts #ganondorf #I allowed myself a tiny “working on thralls outline” session #and I do love he a lot..... #trying to salute all the classics #the “will harm a child and will not even question whether that's a look” #the “absolutely unbearable cocky bastard with a dash of absolute pettiness omg shut uppppp” #the “actually scary and sadistic and morally bankrupt for real” #the “I love my people and resent my people but I won't explore neither emotion otherwise I will fall apart and there's no one to catch me” #the “the gods hate me???? fuck the gods then!!!! but like... the gods hate me or no? ;;” #the “I hate hylian monarchs so fucking much it's unreal I am going to shoot myself in the foot just because I hate them so goddamn much” #the “awww twinrova and he... they love each other <333 VS maams will you please stop injecting mental illnesses into your Big Son” #the “mutually destructive relationship with anyone who ever gets even a little close to him which 10000% includes his own people” #the “wouldn't it be fucked up and important to take gerudo objectification as an actual problem with complex psychological consequences” #the “Me A Problem with Masculinity or Men or gender? hahahahaha.... yea” #the “Impa buddy-hate trainwreck + Nabooru buddy-hate planecrash” #the “hmmmm no why is the hylian princess and I having a brief flicker of mutual recognition but we both know it's too late for amends” #and the “mystic crisis that will slowly but surely unravel a whole man if given enough time and grievances and Ls” #ANYWAY I like this story #it's wayy too ambitious for my own good #but

[singsweetmelodies]

saying that charles drinking red bull is a sign of lest*ppen is just checo-phobic. Why has noone thought about the possibility of charles pining after him. What about the great ship of CHACO. or you know. CHERLES.

I'M SCREECHING... so true anon 🤭🤭 you have truly got The Vision ✨🙏 AND HEY GUESS WHAT

clearly charles prefers checo to max (who is sitting on the other side of him here, i believe.) you've cracked it, anon... charles was never pining for max. it was always CHECO 😱

#ngl this reads like a headline from that one f1 lady whistledown au that briony tia jaylin and i once came up with 🤭🤭 #CACKLING #asks & answers #anon #oh my god this made my night HAHAHAHAHA #also... why is it low key true that charles/checo has more of a narrative than charles/max 💀 #i do seem to remember some photo SOMEWHERE of charles smiling at checo like he's definitely never smiled at max... #🤣🤣🤣 quoth lady f1stledown #'chaco. or you know. cherles' still takes me out #anon i am in love with you HAHAHAHAHAHA #Best ask ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[ask-os-testbuild]

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.AssertionError: Violation of: lesterpesterson.ch exists

[ . . . ]

The machine just quietly lets the error stay on the desktop, for a while. It doesn't affect them, anyway.

...Until the residents suddenly go back to their usual ways.

[ 1 update(s) made to threatslist.json. ]

#ask testbuild #// hahahaha HAHAHAHAHA #// WHY AM I DOING THIS

[digirainebow]

just sent riley into the portal for the first time and i feel hysterical

#digi discusses #oxenfree II spoilers #i was not anticipating being able to play out that last part and seeing her and rex running next to eachother. thats my baby boy oh my god #the horse ending up right back where she started. him saying i love you too im actually unwell #i got. the friends with Charlie and violet but not olivia variation also and this is the worst possible ending for them right like. fuck #what olivia says in therapy. jesus h christ #the things i have just heard i cant i cant #i was fully expecting this ending to be my favorite but. i feel. So upset. maybe with friending olivia i will feel different but ow ow ow o #gotta do. jacob next i guess haha! hahaha! hahahahaha #now i understand why it saves in the harbor before the end. reloading the save is truly just checking in on riley in the loop. i am sad #also What Do You Mean 'i dont think hes around anymore' riley what do you mean is he. not home on the day she chose or. idek im scared

[umilily]

proud (?) to announce that i now have a perfect combo on every song on easy.

#lily talks #now to do the same thing all over again on normal... onward... hahahahaha... #what am i doing with my life #also why was ensemble training the only one i needed more than one try for lmao #still this takes forever #also there is something so ironic about having shinobu and meru for perfect combo support when they are just mocking me on every pull i do #(i am at 130) #you are the cause of this so you might as well work for it #at this point this is as much desperation and spite as it is conducting an experiment how many free dia this game can give you #my inactivity and random missions coming in clutch

[anoddopal]

My Father: It’s kind of gross to be attracted to a cartoon character.

Me, A Selfshipper: WDYM,, 👁️👄👁️

#hAHAHAHAHA THE LAST THING I NEEDED TO HEAR WHILE IN THE THROWS OF DEPRESSION #vent? I guess? #anyways ^ reasons why I don’t tell my family about my fictional attachments #I am open on this blog but IRL I do not speak of my F/Os #not unless it’s with a trusted friend #opal irl #masking like a pro or smth like that - every single day

[donuts4evry1]

The urge to spend money on so many little empty notebooks to use for creative projects

#i had a bullet journal that i used to write notes for character music compositions #i had a tiny journal to chronicle cool jellyfish species #i have a neat bullet notebook for a dnd campaign that never went into fruition #composition notebooks for no-commiitment sketches and hand-written fanfic #but the thing is. i already spend too much money on snacks ;;w;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; #hgn #i cannot help but be a hungry little creature i am sorry ;w; #mun rambles #i might score ite! myself tbh and I'll need some serious notebook power for that #or maybe i'll just snag another binder from my local university free things place.... #and get paper #mm #most indie games have a central lemotif that is integral to pretty much all the tracks and i want that too #it might be. largely based off of the ponyo song who knows lmao #i do not. #i do not even have the time to score music rn why am i thinking about this hahahahaha

[albatris]

also would anyone be interested in a tarot reading for their wip/ocs......? 👀

#I'm. getting back into it! yeehaw #out of practice and also nervous abt reading for others in general #hence why we play a fun little oc game instead hahahahaha #just for fun? like. ppl send me names/pronouns of their ocs n i do a reading for The Vibe #or you can ask me a question about your wip or character you're stuck on and I'll see if i can point u in the right direction through #some mystical bullshit (prety cards) #idk I'm open to whatever basically. just not reading about peoples Real Actual Lives unless we have a genuine discussion beforehand #fjfjddkdkdks #idk i did this ages ago with my wtnv decks and it was super fun but also exhausting #I would be using the alleymans tarot this time i think #anyway this is all ~hypothetical~ unless you wanna 👀 #its just for fun pls dont take it too seriously!! i cant guarantee I'll be accurate #sometimes i am frighteningly accurate! but idk how or why that happens. i maintain idk what I'm doing at any time #i am simply the vessel for nonsense #my point is. I'm not a professional LMAO

[softandwildx]

Does anyone else experience the five stages of grief between applying for a job and getting a call back or am I just broken?

#why do i get excited to apply for something and then choke when i am acknowledged #probably because the idea of working makes me want to rip my hair out hahahahaha

[nose-coffee]

nothing even happened!!!

#vent post #don't reblog #do not open tags if you dont want to know abt the Everything #fuck off lou #my post #guess whose fucking prescription expired #and also whose period just started again. six days after it ended. again. #and also who didnt even have a difficult day but is still feeling exhausted and overwhelmed and awful #my roommate it watching tiktoks w no headphones on in the bathroom next door to my room #and it makes me want to scream #i even had a productive writing day #so why! do! i! feel! like! shit! #it's probably the burnout #and the looming two-to-five days im going to have to go without my meds #+ looming threat of having to move back in w my parents until i can find a one bedroom within my price range #(hahahahaha) #while aiming to work part time bc of the burn out (ahahahahaha) #god just keeps nerfing me over and over and over #like bro i am so sorry i was cocky af two years ago but i am not she anymore i know my limits pls stop

[sailforvalinor]

I—

It—it took me nine months for it to hit me why the most basic Faith spell in Fe3h, the spell that drains the HP from your enemies, is called “Nosferatu”

I’m—I’m sorry, I need a minute to marvel at my own idiocy—

#hahahahaha why am I like this #I do wonder why it’s a faith spell rather than dark magic though #fe3h #fire emblem #fire emblem: three houses

[adhdchilles]

iliad tumblr simulator

🦉 ithacasfavguy Follow

boss is asleep. currently on a quest to steal some wine

🦉 ithacasfavguy Follow

stop reblogging this i'm gonna get caught you fuckers

#/srs

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🌻 achilles Follow

hahaha it would be so funny if i got so deathly drunk my hot doctor boyfriend had to escort me to the infirmary and pin me down so i dont end up stabbing someone and holding me by the hair to force my chin up and make me drink medicine hahahahaha

#please #pleaseee #i am so gay rn

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🚬 menelaghh Follow

i miss my wife

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🦢 helen Follow

currently having the time of my life. everything is great. except my new husband. i hope he dies

#captive princess life

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🐌 patrokloss Follow

never thought id have to say this but please do not try to make homemade wine with random shit you find on the woods ?? a guy just died

#psa #medicine

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👤 hektoroftroy Follow

guys im gonna be honest the worst thing to ever happen in my life was my brother coming back

🐭 parisbutitsnotfrance Follow

:((

👤 hektoroftroy Follow

you are literally on my DNI. this is your fifth account. please go away

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💪 jaxajax Follow

why are all the animals coughing to death?

#is this normal #vets of tumblr answer me

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🦦 die-a-medes Follow

these trojans ain't shit 😂😂😂 we'll be winning this easy fr

🦦 die-a-medes Follow

girl help it's been ten years

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👁 cassssandra Follow

being haunted by visions can be very fun actually

#therapist told me to be positive #trying

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🐭 parisbutitsnotfrance Follow

hello

🐭 parisbutitsnotfrance Follow

stop telling me to kill myself???

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🌻 achilles Follow

i hope you nerds name men on men attraction after me when i die

#if this doesnt happen then what is the point

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#the iliad #greek mythology #patroclus #achilles #odysseus #menelaus #paris of troy #hector of troy #troy #iliad #trojan war #cassandra of troy #ajax the greater #helen of troy #helen of sparta #diomedes