#haikyu funny

[vultureboi]

Am I the only one who noticed this?!? XD

Just started reading Haikyu and this is in the first chapter lol

#hyaiku #hiyaku #I don’t know how to spell it #mha funny #boku no hero academia #mha #bnha funny #my hero academia #bnha todoroki #mha todoroki #icy hot #icyhot #funny #haikyu #haikyuu #haikyu funny

[moechies]

wakatoshi ʚɞ

“y’feel so good honey.”

your cunt sinks onto his meaty tip, pulsing erratically at the unfamiliar stretch.

“hah—.. h-help me, please!”

“take your time, you can do it.”

you try, you really do, shoving yourself onto your lovers cock. he holds you tightly but the fat of your hips, gently guiding your cunt to wrap more and more of him.

“eek— w-waka!”

he sighs, face flushed and eyes shut tight from the pleasure. he lays back into the soft of the bed, peeking out of one eye to watch your flustered expression and your body shiver with pleasure.

“please , n-need your help. i can’t do it m’self..” you mewl, body giving up and landing atop of his, sniffles muffled as you hide yourself into the crook of his neck.

“poor baby.” he teases, soothing over your hair with one hand, the other soothing across your shivering ass. “too much for my honey?”

you nod, bracing yourself as he flips you under him, forced to meet his eyes as he hovers above you.

“y’were almost there,” he stares down at the remainder of his cock you were unable to get inside your cunt, sloppy swipes over your clit in order to quiet his baby’s complaints. “y’gonna do better next time? so i don’t have to do all the work, hm ?”

“y-yes..! t-thank you waka, thank you f’helping me!”

he groans; what sweet pleasure it was to feel your plump ass meet his pelvis.

“no need. thank you f’this perfect pussy honey.”

#haikyu brainrot forgive me #this is funny cus tendou is my fav character actually . #haikyuu x y/n #haikyuu x you #haikyuu smut #ushijima wakatoshi #haikyuu wakatoshi #wakatoshi x reader #hq wakatoshi #wakatoshi smut #ushijima x reader #haikyuu ushijima #ushijima smut #ushijima x you #drabbles ⋆⑅˚₊

[tobxiyu]

✶ BF TEXTS !

featuring. akaashi, tsukshima, nishinoya, shirabu, kageyama, kozume, hinata.

© tobxiyu , 2023.

#haikyuu smau #haikyu x reader #haikyuu kageyama #haikyuu akaashi #haikyuu nishinoya #haikyuu tsukishima #haikyuu kenma #haikyuu shirabu #haikyuu #haikyuu hinata #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu texts #bftexts #crack #haikyuu funny #writing #fakechats #kageyama x reader #tsukishima x reader #akaashi keiji #akaashi x reader #hq shirabu #hq x reader #hq fluff #hq #hq kageyama #shirabu x reader #nishinoya x reader #hinata shoyo x reader #kozume kenma

[hynko]

⋆.ೃ࿔*: HAIKYUU random texts :

pt. 2

pt 1 | m.list

GENRE: crack

TW: profanity

CHARACTERS: kags, ushi, terushima, sakusa, kogane, futakuchi,tsumu, kunimi, kyotani

#haikyuu #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu!! #haikyu x reader #hq fluff #hq fics #haikyuu angst #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu scenarios #hq smau #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu crack #haikyuu text #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu fics #haikyuu texts #hq fanfic #hq x y/n #hq scenarios #hq funny #hq crack #hq imagines #hq headcanons #hq x reader #hq texts #hq x you #hq

[suckishima]

New promo drawings by Furudate!

#so cute and fun!! the official ones by furudate always have so much personality!!!! #hq!! #haikyu!! #battle of the garbage dump #hq movie #nishinoya looks so cool in the dive! i love tanaka's eyes and smile! #and then even crow tsukki is trying to hold his hands together like human tsukki does!! #then all of nekoma omggg #kai is so chill! yaku looks like he's ready to pounce! lev flailing around!! fukunaga is so cute and funny!!! #and not taketora being the only one drawn with balls ksfhjgasgjs #and of course ukai sr and nekomata!!!!!!!!!! so COOOL #furudate sensei i love you thank you #nekoma #garbage dump #hq #x #karasuno #official #furudate

[vinyls-and-valentines]

Technically speaking, Old Man Yaoi is a valid killjoy name

#i do think the decontextualization would be funny especially in the context of like. how antithetical preservation of pop culture elements #is between my version of the zones and the lobby #n e ways. off i go back to manga and anime land. trying to fend off the impulse to read the jujutsu kaisen manga now that i've caught up #with the anime. it has barely been a month since i finished binge-reading haikyu so my brain is still mildly frazzled #danger days #killjoys #ttlotfk #boo's shitposts

[freakurodani]

dont overcomplicate it

#bokuaka #akaashi keiji #bokuto kotaro #bokuto koutarou #hq!! #haikyuu!! #haikyu!! #conspiracy lvl: art #so this is a lil more vulnerable for me since usually my comics are funny #but this one was more like #poetic character analysis through dialogue? #idk i hope my vision gets across #BUT im very happy w the art <3

[klwl-truck]

*when asked what he thinks of Tendou*

Ushijima: He’s very strange and off-putting.

Ushijima: I like that in a man.

#ushiten #tendou satori #tendou #hq tendou #haikyuu incorrect quotes #haikyuu funny #ushijima wakatoshi #ushijima #ushiwaka #hq ushijima #shiratorizawa #haikyuu!! #haikyu #hq

[aprilidy]

*BokuAka in non volleyball au*

Kuroo: Relax. Just act mature.

Bokuto: Mature. Got it.

*later, on the date*

Akaashi: So, what do you like to do for fun?

Bokuto with a deep voice: Taxes.

#haikyu!! #haikyuu funny #incorrect quotes #headcanons #memes #haikyuu incorrect quotes #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu memes #bokuto koutarou #akaashi keiji #kuroo tetsurou #bokuto x akaashi #bokuaka #hq bokuto #hq akaashi #hq kuroo #hq bokuaka #haikyuu bokuaka

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

Me, still waiting for the HQ international release date to be announced:

#this isn’t funny anymore #give us a date #haikyu! movie

[unicornsvsglitter]

I’m tired of who’s the top and who’s the bottom

Who goes to the bathroom without pausing the movie so the other can keep watching

And who pauses the movie so the person in the bathroom doesn’t miss anything?

#ship dynamics #ship #i ship it #best memes #relatable memes #meme #lol memes #funny memes #fandom #text post #funny #x reader #haikyū!! #haikyuu #Haikyu #tma #the magnus archives #magnus archives #anime #supernatural

[rishiguro]

no but imagine sneezing during atsumu‘s serve

#₊❏❜ ⋮rins thoughts #i shouldn’t be laughing but this is just so funny to me lmao #everybody is just so quiet and then boom lol #hq atsumu #atsumu x reader #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu x reader #hq x reader #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu scenarios #haikyu x reader

[kenscloud]

haikyu boys as things my friends and i have said:

kuroo: currently my body has 100 carbohydrates, therefore i am about to shit my pants.

kenma: i’d like it if mario brought out a glock and shot those bitch ass turtles.

tanaka: i sprained my ankle, now how am i supposed to get jiggy with it?!?!??

matsukawa: i think guinea pigs are ugly

oikawa: MY PAST 15 GUINEA PIGS ARE ROLLING IN THEIR GRAVE RIGHT NOW.

*atsumu sucking on his water bottle top*

osamu: admit your gay, tsumu.

atsumu: i’m just practicing for when times are hard

hinata: i don’t want to cough like an ipad kid anymore

suna: no wonder they had the plague, they literally bathed in each others coochie water

kenma: to my assassins, i most vulnerable between my first and second wipe.

noya: YOURE NOT INVITED TO ME AND ASAHI’S CUTE KAWAII WEDDING

tendo: i have socks on and it isn’t tuesday, so it’s not gay if i say he’s hot

goshiki: what’s bdsm?

shirabu: my favorite government organization

suga: *slowly opening the gym door* welcome to the council of queers

kageyama: *slams hands on table* NO ONES EVER MADE YOU STAND ON A TRASH CAN AND SING IM A LITTLE TEA POT

tsukishima: if i was the grinch i’d set that village on fire.

#haikyu #haikyuu #haikyu memes #haikyu headcanons #haikyu quotes #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu quotes #tsukishima #memes #anime #kageyama #funny #tendo #hinata #suga #hilarious #friends #quotes me and my friends said #anime boys #haikyuu boys

[lele-11]

person be like: OMG OIKAWA IS SO HOT

me: he sure is 😏 *shows these images*

Person: 🫣

LMAO MORE HAIKYUU SCREENSHOTS 🤪

IM DYING 🤣

#Haikyuu #oikawa tooru #haikyuu oikawa #oikawa meme #Memes #Lmao #Haikyu #funny screenshots #funny #screenshots #lmao

[hynko]

HAIKYUU AS TWEETS PT. 1

tw: profanity / crude humor

ft: tsukishima, yaku, oikawa, osamu, lev, noya, tanaka, bokuto, & daishou

hynko est 2021-2023 do not repost, translate or copy.

#oikawa #bokuto #haikyuu #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu!! #haikyu x reader #hq fluff #hq fics #haikyuu angst #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu scenarios #hq angst #hq funny #hq crack #hq smau #hq scenarios #haikyuu crack #haikyuu smau #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu osamu #lev haiba #haikyuu yaku #tsukishima kei #yaku morisuke #osamu miya #bokuto koutarou #hq x reader #hq headcanons #hq

[theheightofdishonor]

Hinata "oh Shiratorizawa like the school Kageyama didn't get into" Shoyo 🤝Kageyama "Hoshiumi aka awesome reference for Hinata" Tobio.

#brotp: someone even better #they're so obsessed with each other #haikyu #haikyuu!! #kagehina #kageyama really went to youth camp and the only player he mentioned when he got back was kourai and only because it was relevant to hinata #hinata looks at the top school in the prefecture and can only relate it back to kageyama #they're so funny