#haikyuu brainrot

[mxomo]

helping him train ♡︎ sakusa kiyoomi

Sakusa has found a way for you to spend some quality time together whilst he trains. c/w: lots of fingering, overstim, lil spank, "darling" a/n: brainrot 2k23!! enjoy~ (´ ∀ ` *)

Many volleyball enthusiasts around the country had, after many hours of studying and analysis, concluded that Sakusa Kiyoomi’s incredible success at spiking was in large part due to his weirdly strong and flexible wrists

Like many athletes, our Omi-kun understood the importance of training, conditioning, of practice. Despite his icy demeanour and aversion to other human beings, he was very dedicated to his craft and spent many hours making sure he was in top condition for his matches

Our ISTJ King of course has developed over the years a very precise routine to keep on top of his game, having tried various stretches and exercises throughout his career

“Is there a ritual that you like to follow before an important match, sir?” “What is your preferred warm-up routine?”

He can’t help but respond with a smirk cus ha ha ha-

“Mmmf- ngh- Omi! Omi, it’s too much, i-it’s too much, it’s-!”

“We have another ten minutes,” Kiyoomi drawled, running his thumb over your lip before shoving it into your gaping mouth. “And maybe another set after. There’s a big match in a couple of days, darling.”

You couldn’t stop the whine that tumbled from your mouth, clamping your lips around the invading digit as Kiyoomi’s other hand rammed unrelentingly and rhythmically into you, as he had been doing for the last 30 minutes.

“You said you were missing my company,” he pointed out flatly, nuzzling into your neck as you wrapped yourself around him, tugging gently at the roots of his curls. “Isn’t this a great compromise?”

You were quiet as you stared into the distance for a moment, a rumble of a chuckle in your chest as you considered his offer. “You horny little shit.”

Kiyoomi perches himself up on his elbows, catching your eye with his usual deadpan expression. A minute ticks by as you stare each other down. He tilts his head, prompting you to answer his original proposal, as he neglects to respond to your accusation. his eyes seem to say ‘and?’; eventually, you break and a full laugh escapes you.

“I don’t see really how this could be considered exercise for you,” you said dryly. As he opened his mouth to explain once more why exactly fingerblasting you every other day and before a match was conducive to his career and both of your overall health, you continued. “I will consent to a trial period of said training routine. You have one week.”

Being an incredibly serious matter, Kiyoomi would start a timer for each ‘set’. 20 minutes of various crafty finger and wrist movements, high speed and power directly and expertly into your g-spot

His left hand went first for 2 reasons: being marginally his weaker and less dominant hand, starting left in his opinion ‘eases you into it better’

(You thought this was bull because you’re sent to high heaven at the same speed no matter which hand he starts with)

His second reason being if he wants to go for a third set then his left is ‘trained’ more with a built in break time

“Get over my knee, we’re doing one more,” Kiyoomi urged, shifting you over slightly as you failed to move along to his command in your exhaustion. Your mouth was dry, you were breathless, your pussy felt wet and swollen and was leaving a small puddle wherever you sat as Kiyoomi ripped orgasm after orgasm out of you.

“Mmmf,” you mumbled, unable to focus as your legs trembled and your core clenched weakly at each aftershock that rolled through you. “O-oh!”

Kiyoomi slipped two fingers back into your overworked cunny again. Starting slow, he began thrusting into you purposefully with each targeted movement of the wrist, assaulting your g-spot much too intensely after what you’d been through that evening. Your vision burst white and your senses faded as another orgasm washed through you, a gasp catching in your throat, your mind scattering as Kiyoomi pinned your thrashing hips down to keep you in place.

“Great job, darling, but hold still,” he demanded, delivering a sharp smack on your backside. “I’ll be sure to give you credit when we win,” Kiyoomi smirked, glancing momentarily at the timer. “But you have another six minutes."

masterlist

#*hq #haikyuu writing #haikyuu!! #*writing #*smut #haikyuu!! smut #sakusa x reader #sakusa x you #sakusa kiyoomi x reader #sakusa kiyoomi x you #sakusa kiyoomi smut #sakusa smut #haikyuu smut #sakusa x reader smut #sakusa x you smut #sakusa kiyoomi x reader smut #sakusa kiyoomi x you smut #haikyuu brainrot #*nsfw #sakusa

[oneshotprincess]

reading established kagehina in the background in a fic with another primary pairing always gives an extra little kick to the main couple's pining because ah yes these morons, these volleyball-brained idiots, dumb and dumberer...THEY got their shit together before you did

#haikyuu #haikyuu!! #kagehina #kageyama tobio #hinata shouyou #bokuaka #kuroken #iwaoi #bonus points if its iwaoi #sakuatsu #daisuga #asanoya #kinkuni #haikyuu brainrot #princess watches #haikyuu fanfic #mine #tsukkiyama

[venusxstars]

thinking 'bout kita shinsuke with someone who loves to wear revealing clothing and just generally an extra when it comes to style. i'm talking about extremely short micro skirts, cropped tank tops, intricate full-face makeup—just you looking so slay while he just lets you do your thing. gives out innocent compliments like "you look beautiful, darling" with the softest smile on his face while he looks at you and he DEFINITELY WOULD NOT tolerate anyone talking shit about your style. as long as you're comfortable, he doesn't see the need for you to change yourself.

i'm so in love with this man.

#venusxstars! #kita shinsuke x y/n #kita shinsuke #kita shinsuke x reader #kita shinsuke headcanon #headcanon #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu #kita shinsuke fluff #kita x you #kita x reader #kita x y/n #kita brainrot #haikyuu brainrot

[poptrickle]

never skipped haikyuu S3 OP that's my national anthem HIKARIAREEEE 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

#haikyuu brainrot #haikyuu #hinata shouyou #kageyama tobio

[joestarbuckss]

I have severe and incurable brain rot from Provisional Paradise!!

I have never read a tsukikage fic in my LIFE, read Nana’s fic on a whim and she has changed my entire life.

These two have wormed their way into my brain and I can literally only think about this fic.

Please read this fic, I’m BEGGING YOU! Tobio gets a volleyball injury and long story short, he and tsukki have a marriage of convenience, they move in together yada yada they fall in love *heart eyes emoji*

Link to Nana’s twitter and her fic below! I promise you, it is one of the best reads I’ve ever had in my life!! It checks every box: pining, angst, fluff, smut, SLOWBURN and so much more. It WILL NOT disappoint!!!

https://x.com/vicetobio?s=21

#tsukishima kei #kageyama tobio #haikyuu brainrot #Haikyuu #tsukikage #tsukkikage #kageyama x tsukishima #tkkg #provisional paradise #ao3fic #ao3 #ao3 fanfic #ao3 fanart #haikyuu fanart

[fwunn]

ushiten and some karasuno boys wearing maid dresses (also yachi in a butler uniform bcz shes so cute i love her) because idk anymore :9

You can tell i got lazy with hands

#haikyuu #ushiten #ushijima wakatoshi #tendou satori #nishinoya yuu #kageyama tobio #hinata shouyou #tsukishima kei #yachi hitoka #maid outfit #cat girl #maid uniform #maid cosplay #japan #anime boy #anime #haikyuu brainrot

[whxre4hange]

my ex (who has never watched haikyuu) gives me his first impressions of the karasuno gang...from a single pic.

and a bonus...

you’re welcome.

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu #haikyu x reader #haikyuu brainrot #haikyu bokuto #tanaka #daichi #sugawara #kiyoko shimizu #kiyoko #kageyama #hinata #hinata shoyo #haikyu meme #haikyuu memes #tsukki #tsukki brainrot #tsukkishima x reader #yamaguchi #nishonoya

[lysnochiv]

man do i love the haikyuu third years so much

#haikyuu third years supremacy #nekoma #karasuno #seijoh #aoba josai #haikyuu hcs #haikyuu headcanon #haikyuu brainrot

[angelbvn]

oikawa brainrot

#brainrot.txt #haikyuu brainrot

[wasabii-chan]

VALENTINES DAY WITH KENMA— ☆

a/n: This is my first fanfic so I apologize if it’s bad-

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Kenma never cared for holidays like this. Anytime Kuroo mentioned them he’d always respond with “It’s pretty much pointless..” And it was pointless, that is until he met you.

He stood in front of a flower shop, looking around for anyone who might recognize him. He had purposely came later in the day, to avoid any crowds. Before stepping in he sighed and hurriedly walked through the door. He was hit with a smell of multiple types of flowers.

Walking through the different aisles, he racked his brain for any ideas on which to get. He glanced over to the register as he walked through the last aisle. Slowly walking to the counter, he hit a small golden bell on the countertop.

An older woman rushed over, breathing heavily as she adjusted her glasses. “How may I help you?” She said softly, tilting her head to the side. “I-uh…I need flowers..” He muttered under his breath, gazing at the floor shyly.

“Oh, for Valentine’s Day I assume! Well what types are you looking for? We have roses, gardenias, carnations..” He listened as she went on to name off more flowers. “Do ya’ have any yellow ones?”

She nodded, turning around to walk down an aisle. “Follow me, I’ll show you some.” He quickly followed behind her as she searched the shelves. He pointed to a bouquet, looking at her. “What about those?” She looked at the bouquet and smiled.

“Those are Ranunculus flowers, we have very few yellows ones around, but they are popular for gifts for loved ones.” He nodded as she softly grabbed the bouquet. “I’ll buy those then..”

“Alright, well follow me then, I’ll wrap them up for you.” He followed her back to the counter as she quickly wrapped the flowers in a pale pink paper. She handed them to him after he payed, giving him a small smile.

“Have a good day sir.” He replied with a soft “You too.”, before leaving the store. As he walked away, he found himself smiling to himself.

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“Y/N, I’m home.” He said as he quietly pryed his shoes off. “I’m in the kitchen Ken’.” He smiled at the smell of curry wafting through the air. He walked into the kitchen and crept up behind you, wrapping an arm around your torso.

“Cookin’ dinner?” You nodded as you mixed around the curry in the pot. He nuzzled his face against your neck, sighing softly. “Smells s’good.” You smiled widely, turning your head to press a soft kiss to his cheek.

“Oh yeah, I got ya’ something..” He muttered, taking a step back. “Ooh, really?” You asked turning around excitedly. He nodded as he slowly held out the bouquet of flowers.

You froze, staring at the flowers before your eyes started to wet with tears. His eyes widened as he nearly dropped the bouquet. “I’m sorry, do you not like them? I knew I should’ve gotten somethin’ else-“

“Their absolutely beautiful.” You said, softly prying the bouquet from his hand, leaning in to smell the flowers. “I love them Ken’.” You said as a few tears rolled down your cheeks.

He sighed as he waled to you, wiping your tears before pulling you into a hug. “So dramatic..you had me worried..”, he mumbled before pressing a kiss onto your head.

As you two hugged, only ome thought ran through Kenma’s mind.

“Maybe this isn’t so pointless..”

#haikyuu x reader #hq x reader #kenma x reader #kenma fluff #haikyuu brainrot #madebywasabii

[pompomlol]

cw: use of cannabis, suggestive

saw a headcannon on ig that said akaashi likes sweets like cookies and brownie and for some reason my brain just thought of you and akaashi making brownies, but you sneak some weed in it just for fun (both of you smoke it btw) and you eat them when they’re done and like ten or so minutes, you’re in your bedroom hanging out and it kicks and akaashi realizes he feels off but can’t figure out why until he says something random and you just start laughing your ass off and he puts two and two together.

“you put weed in this, didn’t you?”

“maybe” you said, giggling

“you know that’s technically illegal” he says, and you started to get nervous cause you think he’s mad

“are you mad?” you ask nervously.

he sits up from his position on your bed and leans over to press his lips to yours. even in the state he’s in, he’s still so gentle with you. it makes you melt. “shut up” he says before kissing you again

we love late night thoughts :)))

#haikyuu brainrot #haikyuu #keiji akaashi scenario #keiji akaashi #akaashi keji x reader #akaashi x reader

[mxomo]

little thief ♡︎ bokuto kōtarō

You catch Bokuto with something he shouldn't have in his pocket. c/w: panty sniffing, degradation, lil shy perv bokuto a/n: happy valentine's day everyone, enjoy boyfriend bokuto ԅ(≖⌣≖ԅ)

Bokuto is a little sneak perv and nobody can tell me otherwise

Absolutely loves pissing you off in bed, whether by being a tease or being a sexual deviant

Definitely sniffs your panties when you’re not looking. Has been doing this the entire duration of your relationship

You know how much the man starves for the puss but no idea as to the actual level of attachment he had for yours in particular

It wasn’t until one particular incident that you later realised a pattern of panties disappearing and reappearing on the same timeline as your partner’s work schedule (￣▽￣)

“Why are my favourite panties in your pocket?”

You knew you hadn’t been seeing things when you saw a little flash of purple emerging from Kōtarō’s jacket pocket. Purple wasn’t a colour often found in his colour palette, and you’d been looking for your favourite pair of lace bootyshorts. The cheek of him.

You stared expectantly at your boyfriend, raising a brow as you waited for him to speak. It was rare that you saw your overly confident other half quiet, so you knew he must’ve really been embarrassed if his silence and pink cheeks were anything to go by. Bokuto wasn’t expecting to get caught, after all, and with his tendency to have an incredibly big mouth, he supposed it would be best to not say anything at all.

“You were going to sniff them,” you said matter-of-factly.

Bokuto shook his head ‘no’, even though he knew you’d see right through it. He wasn’t sure why he was denying it, considering how incredibly fucking obvious it was, but his embarrassment at getting caught stopped him from being honest.

“What, you were gonna take my worn panties and you’re telling me you weren’t going to be smelling them? You’re a liar and a little pervert. Who knew?” You shoved the panties you’d found over his head, making sure to drag the crotch area to cover his nose. “Smell them. Wasn’t that what you wanted? Don’t you want to do it in front of me?”

He tried to grab you by the wrist, shaking his head in dual effort to get them off and deny, deny, deny. “It’s not that, baby, I’m sorry, I’ve just gotta go. Everyone is waiting-“

“Oh no you don’t," you cut him off sharply, yanking your hands out of his grasp and grabbing his arm yourself, dragging him to the living room. "You can tell them you are running late because you’re a little perv who got caught stealing panties to sniff.”

“I-I'm sorry, baby, it's not what you think-"

“Aren’t you sharing a room this time?" Your tirade continued. You pushed on his shoulders, causing him to fall back onto your large couch and you maneouvered him so he was lying on his back. Kōtarō at this point was resigned to letting you do what you want, his embarrassment levels too high to truly function properly even though he really, really needed to leave or he would be late for the coach the team were due to travel to their next training camp on. "Your teammates are going to be there and you still want to jack off with the smell of my pussy? You don’t have any shame, do you?”

You swung your leg over his head, pushing your current pair of panties aside and planting your clit right into his mouth, holding his head in place and grinding. He instinctively gripped onto your thighs, wrapping his arms around them and pulling you closer. If this was his punishment, he thought, then he'd take it. Yes please, he would take gladly.

“Eat. Don’t you dare wash your face. If you want to be a little perv, then be a little perv. You can smell my pussy all day.”

masterlist

#*smut #*hq #bokuto x you #bokuto x reader #bokuto x you smut #bokuto x reader smut #bokuto koutaro x reader #bokuto koutaro x you #bokuto koutaro x reader smut #bokuto koutaro x you smut #hq! #haikyuu! #haikyuu! smut #haikyuu smut #smut #haikyuu writing #bokuto smut #bokuto koutarou smut #haikyuu brainrot #*nsfw #bokuto

[cherrywhipped]

Multi-fandom discord !!

If you like to disassociate hi me too🫰. . . Please I’m begging u pls join and spam message me 🥺🫶

https://discord.gg/hmDjXWh6gY

SIMPTOPIA 😕 A couple things:

Join to make some lasting connections if u want idk and spam to your heart’s content

As this server will have nsfw content, please only join if you are 18+ and comfortable with this type of content.

This discord is a great fit if you…

Say what’s on your mind lol

enjoy kin assigning yourself to characters

are also in college or trying to figure out how to spend the rest of your life

Have a relentless obsession over anime content, specific characters, brainrot out the ass, and

Are willing to respect others and follow the server rules 🥹

That includes being respectful during a disagreement, using the appropriate channels for posts, agreeing to not lewd minors (only aged up, time skip, already 18+, etc.) and being kind/accepting regardless of sexuality, gender identity, race, and other personal beliefs and identifies. 💛 also roleplay is welcome but please don’t randomly do that without consent baes <3

About me: she/her & 21; I have watched a good bit of anime and recently picked up reading manga. I pay attention to details (so I end up watching JJK 15 times for plot and 👀) HAHA. I love sharing and listening to others bc my irl social circle is nonexistent 🤪

Likes: Demon Slayer, Jujutsu Kaisen, Haikyuu, Bungou Stray Dogs, Tokyo Revengers, Dr. Stone, Kaguya sama love is war, Chainsaw Man, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, Violet Evergarden, Space Dandy, My Hero Academia, Sk8, Attack on Titan, HunterxHunter, Spy x Family, Blue Lock, Kakegurui, Black Clover, love is hard for otaku, 86, Sabikui Bisco, Free!, Fire Force, Saiki K, miss Kobayashi dragon maid, and I’m working on more these are most of my main likes 🥰 obviously some of these would not have any nsfw content tho

#Tokyo Revengers discord #mha discord #haikyuu discord #JJK discord #anime discord #haikyuu brainrot #mha brainrot #jjk brainrot #demon slayer discord #demon slayer brainrot #demon slayer smut #haikyuu smut #tokyo revengers headcanons #demon slayer headcanons #chainsaw man headcanons #dr stone headcanons #aot brainrot #hunterxhunter discord #hxh headcanons #dr stone discord

[pearl-art]

I did a redraw of the haikyuu pirate AU!

#art #digital art #fanart #anime #anime art #haikyuu fanart #hq #haikyuu #digital illustration #au #AU #Alteranate Universe #haikyuu brainrot #haikyuu yamaguchi #haikyuu daisuga #haikyuu tsukiyama #tsukki #yamaguchi tadashi #haikyuu yachi #kageyama tobio #hinata x kageyama #hinata #haikyuu kiyoko #hq daichi #sugawara fanart #sugawara senpai #nishinoya yuu #noya yuu #asahi #Tanaka

[w3bk1nzbr41nz]

Does anyone else think that Sugawara has weirdly characterized pet names while babysitting his teammates?

“c’mere sunlight, we gotta get you ready for the day!” (While babysitting Hinata)

“well hi there munchie, you hungry?” (Babysitting Tanaka)

Just a random thought

#anime #agere #haikyuu #please dni if against #age regression #haikyuu brainrot #i have too much freetime

[shortstackemmy]

The way IwaOi dance to Blurred Lines in such an obscene manner in the club that no one is sure wether they should give them space or move closer to the two hot men.

#iwaizumi hajime #iwaizumi #oikawa #oikawa tooru #iwaoi #iwaoi headcanon #haikyuu brainrot #haikyuu #haikyuu!! #shortstackemmy hc #shortstackemmy brainrot #shortstackemmy