𝙷𝙰𝙸𝙺𝚈𝚄𝚄 𝙱𝙾𝚈𝚂 - 𝙴𝙼𝙱𝙰𝚁𝙰𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚂𝙴𝚇 𝙼𝙾𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃𝚂
hehe, i’m back at it again with one of these long ass posts but this idea’s literally been in my head all day long so here you go !! obvious nsfw warning :)
tw: this whole post is just nsfw and embarrassing to read so read at your own risk >:)
𝙳𝙰𝙸𝙲𝙷𝙸 » during a super intense and loud session, his voice cracked as he asked you “does that feel goOD- good baby?” to this day, he still prays that you couldn’t hear him over the sound of your own moans
𝚂𝚄𝙶𝙰𝚆𝙰𝚁𝙰 » you were riding him and he went to slap your ass, but something went wrong either because you were riding too quickly or he was shaking too much, boy ended up slapping himself in the balls. you’ve never heard that boy scream that loud in your life
𝙰𝚂𝙰𝙷𝙸 » literally pulled out in the middle of sex to get up and rush to the corner of his room to flip around his childhood teddy bears. your just laying there with your tiddies and coochie out waiting for asahi to shield the eyes of mr. wiggles
𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙺𝙰 » you two were having pretty intense shower sex until tanaka did the number one thing your not supposed to do during shower sex; this muthafucker slipped while holding you. long story short, y’all were okay but just ended up having nasty shower floor sex??
𝙽𝙸𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙾𝚈𝙰 » this tiny ass 5′2 man was unconsciously humping your leg while you were both asleep?? his presumably pleasurable wet dream had turned into a sudden nightmare when you literally had to KICK him off you to stop the humping. bad nishinoya, bad!
𝙺𝙰𝙶𝙴𝚈𝙰𝙼𝙰 » came WAYYY too early inside you, but he was too embarrassed to say anything so he just... kept going. sadly, no one had warned kageyama of the intense effects of overstimulation. he was shaking and whimpering so badly behind you to the point where you had to ask him to pull out and bring him a glass of water to calm down
𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙰𝚃𝙰 » the first time you squirted on him, he just blatantly asked you these exact few words that left you feeling mortified: “did you just piss on me?” nuh uh hinata, this water fountain ain’t yours to drown in anymore >:(
𝚃𝚂𝚄𝙺𝙸𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙼𝙰 » kei was hitting it from the back pretty hard this time, so hard that you were suddenly... on an angle? suddenly, now you two were much closer to the floor than before. the bed ended up collapsing, yes literally collapsing due to kei’s powerful thrusts. worst part is, nobody got to finish since kei dragged you to ikea to grumpily buy a new bedframe. but hey, he bought you ikea meatballs; that shit hits so different
𝚈𝙰𝙼𝙰𝙶𝚄𝙲𝙷𝙸 » one super duper intense night, he passed out the SECOND he came. no matter how much you flicked the temple of his forehead, yamaguchi was dead asleep. you had to literally slap him awake to get him to clean up, you ain’t risking a ranky stanky UTI puthy in the morning
𝙾𝙸𝙺𝙰𝚆𝙰 » kept calling himself a sex machine during the act. i don’t know if it was due to the 6 tequila shots he had beforehand or just his inner ego revealing, whatever it was it was about to make your pussy close
𝙸𝚆𝙰𝚉𝚄𝙼𝙸 » this one time, he kept going in at a weird angle which caused you to repeatedly queef for 7 minutes straight. every time you told him to pull out and go in properly, he laughed and kept going in at that one weird angle!! was your embarrassment a turn on for him?? maybe!! but were you mortified? absolutely!!
𝙼𝙰𝚃𝚃𝚂𝚄𝙽 » i’m sorry to have to be the one to announce this, but this man had the worst case of full blown bush you’ve ever seen. like, he didn’t even try to manscape or anything at all. you ended up begging him to trim just a tiny bit because you weren’t gonna risk choking on a pube whilst your going down on him
𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙼𝙰𝙺𝙸 » rubbed your left labia thinking it was your clit. and he kept doing that. the whole. fucking. time. even when you subtly moved his fingers towards your clit, he just kept going back to the left lip.
𝙺𝚄𝙽𝙸𝙼𝙸 » had the most dry and dull dirty talk you’ve ever heard. like, it’s not even dirty talk at this point; it’s just clean talk. there’s no passion when he talks! he uses the same tone he would use for anyone else at any other moment. to paint the picture, imagine riding kunimi and he’s just there with a furrowed expression like “yup, that feels really good”
𝙺𝚈𝙾𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙸 » tried to pull one of those unexpected anal scenes that he saw from a porno, without telling you beforehand. life lesson here; if you party at shit's house, don't be surprised if shit's at the party
𝙺𝚄𝚁𝙾𝙾 » you two were looking to get a little more kinky in terms of BDSM, so kuroo watched like 30 tutorials on youtube on how to safely tie you up so you won’t fall or anything. this bitch ended up tying rope knots that were practically impossible to undo, which resulted in you hanging from the ceiling for approximately 2 hours pussy-ass naked while kuroo tried to cut you down with a kitchen knife
𝙺𝙴𝙽𝙼𝙰 » wanted to spice things up with some dirty talk, like the real nasty talk they use in pornos but not the normal pornos; the shitty company ones with horrific acting. he really ended up announcing that he was going to “fuck your fucking fanny off, you twat”
𝙻𝙴𝚅 » got super excited while he was opening the lube since he hadn’t gotten to fuck you in a WHILE, which resulted the lube leaked everywhere and a giant 6′5 man slipping and hitting his head on the bed frame. worst part is; he had to go to the ER with a hard on that refused to go away
𝙱𝙾𝙺𝚄𝚃𝙾 » speaking of boners that wouldn’t go away, let’s not forget that one time bokuto took two viagras when you texted him to come over for a special occasion. he horribly misinterpreted the ‘special occasion’ text, because he showed up to your house with a huge buldge in his pants as your parents stand before him holding anniversary cards, completely horrified
𝙰𝙺𝙰𝙰𝚂𝙷𝙸 » wanted to make valentines day sex as romantic as he could, so he did the classic lighting candles and giving roses. everything was beautiful, until he accidently knocked one of the bigger candles over during missionary. this not only caused a huge ass fire in your bedroom, but he came right as the fire began to spread. boy was debating on whether his orgasm was to die for or not
𝙺𝙾𝙽𝙾𝙷𝙰 » had a nose bleed when he was going down on you and you both were immediately horrified, you thinking it was your period and him thinking he just ate coochie blood. yet as you went to go clean up, you realized his face had much more blood on it than your coochie did. to this day, he still blames it on your period
𝚄𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙹𝙸𝙼𝙰 » threw you onto the bed and your head went through the wall. he didn’t even bother to ask you if you were okay, he just sighed and went “well, now i have to make a call to the construction guy. excuse me” and he left you and your concussed ass head sit there once again, pussy ass naked
𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙳𝙾𝚄 » during a blowjob, he held your head down right as he was coming causing the cum to shoot up your throat and somehow pour out of your nose. by the time he pulled out, he could barely breath from laughing at you. sure, the classic ‘milk shooting out of nose’ thing was funny at first until you got a sinus infection and had to breath out of your mouth for the next three days
𝚂𝙴𝙼𝙸 » always insists having sex in the most inconvenient places?? like he would pull you to side while grocery shopping and start grinding up against you as you pick which brand of cheese would be better??
𝙶𝙾𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙺𝙸 » he kept getting frustrated that his bangs were clouding his field of vision, so he irritably grabbed a hair tie and frantically tied up the sides of his bangs while he was fucking you. you immediately burst out laughing since he looked exactly like boo from monsters inc.
𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚄𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙼𝙰 » got so drunk that he ended up fucking the couch. like he was just there on top of you, and his dick was just sliding between the folds of the leather couch. you decided to let him finish like that
𝚂𝙰𝙺𝚄𝚂𝙰 » had a really bad reaction to one of the products he used while shaving and ended up getting super irritated down there so he kept having to pull out in-between thrusts to itch his crotch. to make things worse, you joking suggested that he looked like he had syphilis and he got so disgusted at the idea of that thought that he literally had to pull out and take a breather
𝙾𝚂𝙰𝙼𝚄 » drizzled ‘warm’ chocolate down your chest and was about to seductively lick it off until you screamed in pain and horror as the chocolate was literally burning your skin off. osamu panicked, obviously not knowing what to do if chocolate was burning his partners skin off so he just... frantically licked it off. you still had to go to the ER afterwards to get treated for mild burns
𝙰𝚂𝚃𝚄𝙼𝚄 » didn’t know what a hymen was until the first time he tried to have sex with you. no matter how much he tried to shove his schlong in, it really just wasn’t working + “yer puss is broken”
𝚂𝚄𝙽𝙰 » pinched your nipples so fucking hard to the point where you started crying. he thoughts these were tears of pleasure until you literally had to kick him off you. but hey, he gave you ice for your sore nipples and mcdonalds! what more could a girl possibly want :)
uh the end lol
also, this idea was inspired by the first haikyuu headcanon i ever read, “awkward sex moments” by @bbytetsu <3
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HAIKYUU BOYS REACTING TO YOU CALLING THEM ‘PRETTY BOY’
characters - miya atsumu, bokuto kōtarō, oikawa tōru, akaashi keiji, iwaizumi hajime
a/n - omg i totally posted the ask draft as i was in the middle of writing it so i had to delete it cos i’m a dumb bitch sorryyyy, i done a few of my fave boys cos they deserve it ok <3
☾ ATSUMU freezes as you cup his face, eyes looking into yours as if waiting for you to tease him but he softens as he’s met with only adoration in your gaze “my pretty boy” he nuzzles into your hand at your words - pink dusting his cheeks, nodding slightly as his lips jut out into a pout to hide the trembling of his lip.
☾ BOKUTO immediately leans into your touch as your hands cup his cheeks, amber staring at you with a dazed look on his face at the contact “pretty boy kou” usual bright grin spreading across his face as he turns it slightly to pepper kisses to your palm before moving forward to do the same to your face.
☾ OIKAWA his eyes widened as he felt your palm brush over his cheek, watching you intently as you smiled “my pretty boy tōru” his own smile turning wobbly as he tried to blink away the glassy look in his eyes, gaze avoiding yours as he melted into your palm with a small kiss to your thumb through a sniffle.
☾ AKAASHI his eyes flickered to you as he gave you a questioning look, feeling an unfamiliar warmth bloom in his chest as your hands cupped his cheeks “so pretty keiji” a small laugh leaving his lips as the tips of his ears tinged red, one of his hands moved to intertwine softly with yours before he brought them both to his lips to give them a soft kiss.
☾ IWAIZUMI raised a brow as your hands cupped his face, looking at you a little awkwardly “such a pretty boy haji” eyes widening as his face blushed bright red, stumbling over words you couldn’t quite make out but instantly relaxing as soon as you giggled, his hands moving to ghost along your waist as he guided you closer to his body, lips resting against your forehead as you felt them stretch into a smile against your skin “shutup.”
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hi! can you do hcs of what type of romance tropes (like for example; enemies to lovers or childhood friends to lovers etc) would you expirence with some of the hq boys please 🥰
oh i love this kind of thing! <3
haikyuu boys as romance tropes ♡
→ HINATA is the friends to lovers trope. your relationship slips from platonic to romantic so naturally; either way, he’s the closest person to you in your life.
→ KAGEYAMA is the fake relationship trope. you two “date” out of mutual convenience, not actual feelings, but why does it start to feel so real?
→ TSUKISHIMA is the school/office romance trope. you two work well together, but soon your partner dynamic becomes more like a relationship, and budding feelings sprout on both sides.
→ YAMAGUCHI is the childhood sweethearts trope. you two were one another’s first loves, first everything, and now you get to be one another’s lasts as well.
→ OIKAWA is the mutual pining and slow burn trope. with him, things are drawn out and frustrating and painful, but true love wins out in the end, and it’s all worth it for both of you.
→ IWAIZUMI is the “only one bed” trope. he wants to take the floor; you insist on sharing; he gives in. his back is warm, you notice, and neither of you can fall asleep that night.
→ KUROO is the best friend’s brother trope. you like his younger sibling as a friend, but the feelings you harbor for the older brother are a little bit different, and it’s hard for him to cover up his crush, too.
→ KENMA is the secret billionaire trope. you never realized he was rich until he paid for your meal and then your debt before casually sweeping you away to his penthouse suite.
→ BOKUTO is the love at first sight trope. it’s a normal day until you spot one another, complete strangers still, and instantly – simultaneously – think to yourself, that’s the one.
→ AKAASHI is the soulmates trope. fate dictates it, but you have no complaints. he’s the only person you’ll ever love, and you’re a one in a billion match, two halves made whole.
→ ATSUMU is the enemies to lovers trope. you absolutely hated his guts, you were the bane of his existence, and somehow through all the tension, you both fall in love along the way.
→ OSAMU is the opposites attract trope. he’s relaxed where you’re hotheaded and he’s careless where you’re cautious, but you complement one another perfectly.
→ SAKUSA is the stuck together trope. it’s a bad situation and neither of you really want to be there until suddenly, you almost wish you’d be stuck with each other forever.
→ KITA is the forbidden love trope. he knows he can’t be with you, and the entire world’s working against you two, but star-crossed lovers are still lovers for a reason.
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domestic things the haikyuu boys do to show that they care
↳ it all seems too good to be true. that’s because they’re not real :’
━ sakusa kiyoomi
- always let you shower first so you can get all the warm water. (but don’t too long, don’t leave him without any hot water at all :’) (or i guess u guys can shower together ... )
- puts your towel in the dryer before your shower. he has many, many reasons for this:
your towel will be nice and cozy when you walk out the shower 🥺
he’ll have to hand the towel to you, meaning he’ll have a reason to go inside the warm, steamy bathroom
he’ll be able to wrap you tightly with the towel the moment you step out. sakusa can’t leave you abandoned with just a towel, so naturally, he’ll sit you on the bathroom counter (even with you sitting on the counter, he’s still taller <3) and dry your hair, comb your hair, pat your body dry, lotion your body, blow-dry your hair, and all the other steps of your skin-care routine
imagine standing next to each other, staring into the mirror as you both brush your teeth, him softly side-butting you, you side-butting him back (except he moved to the side and now you just awkwardly side-butted the air ... there goes his satisfactory smirk 🙄<3)
(just before drying your hair, he’ll rub strands of your hair between his palms to make it stick up, and stand back to admire the view. you’re adorable)
(oh to be pampered by sakusa :’)) how does it feel to have won life?)
(it hurts knowing we’ve never seen animated sakusa smile)
━ kita shinsuke
- he always walks on the outer side of the sidewalk when the two of you are walking side by side to keep you safe from the road. it’s a small, subtle gesture, but a gesture that doesn’t go overseen. this also means his left hand will always be holding your right hand
- picks things up for you. on his way home, he’ll always call and ask if you want anything. if you have a delivery package you need to pick up, he’ll do it for you. if you want a cup of coffee from your favorite cafe, he’ll buy one for you :)
- he loves and cares for your family like his own. this goes a long way. it truly shows how important you are to him
(to those who doesn’t have a very ... good family or a family that wouldn’t be interested in caring for your partner, i’m sorry to hear about that babes :’( i can relate, we’re in this together!)
━ oikawa tōru
- always talks in terms of “we” instead of “i”, “me”, and “you”. he always includes you in conversations so you never feel left out! whenever you are, he wants you to feel acknowledged and included.
- defends you in every conversation. if someone were to talk badly or make unwanted remarks about you, oikawa will be right there to drag them down. oikawa may talk a lot but it’s gotten him the advantage to be really good with his words. try winning an argument with him, you can’t (unless ur iwaizumi lol)
- anyone that stares at you for too long, he’ll give his harshest glare. oikawa’s one of those people who can just sense bad vibes from people. he tells you all about his instincts so no “bad guys” can get to you
- relationship with oikawa = lots of pillowtalk
━ miya atsumu
- if you carry purses/bags around, he always offers to hold onto your purse/bag when you go to the bathroom. he’ll casually sling it over his shoulder like it’s his own, no awkwardness here! he’s proud to be your boyfriend and it shows.
(guys who carries purses for their partners with confidence > other guys)
- if the two of you walk out of a store into pouring rain without an umbrella, atsumu will tell you to wait inside the store while he goes to start the car. he’ll drive to the front of the store so you won’t have to get wet from the rain
(i just know atsumu’s one of those guys who looks so hot while driving without even trying- darn him <3)
━ akaashi keiji
- beings extra everything around for you. band-aids, hair-ties, gum, cash, an extra jacket in his trunk, a cup in case of stomach-emergencies, and even a pair of socks in case the rain seeps through your shoes. he has it all. feeling safe is one of the many good feelings you feel around akaashi
- when you share a small umbrella, akaashi always makes sure it completely covers you, even if it means water is dripping down his shoulder.
- when he comes across a good book, a good movie, good song, he’ll have that spark in his beautiful eyes when he tells you all about them. he wants you to also enjoy the good in his life :) (he also tells you about his past mistakes/incidents to warn you about the bad)
━ bokuto kōtarō
- goes to bed before you, lying on your spot of the bed to warm it up. when you walk into the bedroom, you’ll see bo’s head sticking out of the covers with a huge grin. he’s so cute without even trying djkfldj
- adores massaging you. he’ll regularly massage you, run his hand across your tummy, sit you in his lap, squeeze you with his biceps, play with your thighs, yeah it’s quite obvious how much he loves you.
rough day? regular day? be prepared to lay on your tummy so bokuto can give you a massage :) don’t be too surprised when he attempts new massage moves that “our professional massager did on us! (msby)”
you know what else he loves? when you massage him! he loves coming home with sore muscles to a home-made massage by the person who never fails to make him smile. not the best massage in the world, but you’re trying and he loves it more than explainable.
- brings you the remote without complaint. puts your plate back to the kitchen without complaint. puts your clothes in the laundry basket without complaint.
━ miya osamu
- always offers to carry the grocery bags. even if he can barely see past the pile of bags in his arms, he’ll insist on carrying them. his competitive side comes out during times like these; he’ll try to impress you by carrying more and more each time. even with how heavy the groceries may be, he hasn’t dropped/broken anything ...yet!
- leaves the last bit of food for you. last slice of pizza? yours. last bit of milk left? for your cereal. last piece of cake? yours. he never eats the last piece without checking with you first, no matter how hungry he is. eating food without leaving you any is like betrayal.
- blocks the sunlight out of your eyes with his arm/hand. especially in the morning when the sunlight glares through the window.
━ suna rintarō
- charges your phone for you. sometimes, he’ll tap on your lockscreen to check your battery percentage when you go to sleep and charge it when the battery bar is low. you don’t have to worry about forgetting to charge your phone with suna around.
- turns off his phone when you talk to him so you can have his full attention
- untangles your mess of cords. he always glares and heavily sighs whenever he sees tangled cords. no one knows how, but suna’s exceptionally good with untangling stuff
━ kuroo tetsurō
- cleans the hair from your shower for you. he really doesn’t like it, but he knows you hate it more, which is why he does it for you. even though it’s not a favorite activity of his, he doesn’t really mind, it’s natural.
- he’ll talk to the people/call the people you don’t want to. if you don’t want to say your drive-thru order, he’ll do it for you. if you want to know the price of a shirt but there isn’t a tag, he’ll talk to a store-worker for you. instead of being annoyed at you for “not being to do simple things”, he’ll help you out without a single word of complaint. there’ll be some teasing, but no harm done. he’s very understanding and patient
(my bias is showing. he’s my comfort person, what can i do :’)
- he made up a code with you. four tugs on the hem of his shirt means you’re not feeling well/uncomfortable. (there are also many other signals and code words)
this is especially helpful when you’re out at parties, big events, malls, etc etc. as soon as he feels your tugs, he’ll whip around and study your face, leading you to a quieter place to ask how you’re feeling. if you want to go home, then home it is.
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𝙷𝙰𝙸𝙺𝚈𝚄𝚄 𝙱𝙾𝚈𝚂 - 𝚃𝚈𝙿𝙴𝚂 𝙾𝙵 𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚈'𝙳 𝚆𝙰𝚃𝙲𝙷
hello everyone! yes this is a weird topic but i know we’re all just secretly wondering it so i’m gonna write about it. AND plus y’all this is super long, so the rest of the boys are just under the cut :)
ᴛᴡ:... ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴛʜɪɴɢ’ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ɴꜱꜰᴡ ꜱᴏ ʏᴇᴀʜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ’ꜱ ɪᴛ :)
𝙳𝙰𝙸𝙲𝙷𝙸 » pretty vanilla, might watch low-key classic kinky videos with the iconic fluffy handcuffs and velvet blindfold. secretly really into the daddy kink videos, but he’ll never admit that out loud
𝚂𝚄𝙶𝙰𝚆𝙰𝚁𝙰 » homemade videos are his go to. he hates all that fake, company generated bullshit (e.g; brazzers) he loves the rawness and passion of the homemade videos, videos where you can tell that the people involved love each other
𝙰𝚂𝙰𝙷𝙸 » boy probably has a panic attack every time he opens up pornhub. really into the sensual blowjob videos where there’s like a calming river sound in the background, no dirty talk. just a blowjob in nature :)
𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙺𝙰 » everything. there is nothing he hasn’t watched out of pure boredom. everything’s hot. lesbian threesome? check. mature adults pissing? check. it’s actually a little worrying how much he’s watched
𝙽𝙸𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙾𝚈𝙰 » anything with a uniform, please this boy’s so thirsty to see someone in a school girl uniform getting off. he probably gets in his old school uniform to enhance the whole experience
𝙺𝙰𝙶𝙴𝚈𝙰𝙼𝙰 » oh god, the ‘jerk off with me’ videos that are usually promoted in the porn ads. he probably has like 30 virus’s attacking his laptop while he’s jerking off to some chick jerking off on a loop
𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙰𝚃𝙰 » anything with tig ol biddies. probably the most likely out of all the boys to just search up ‘boobies’ on pornhub. his taste is just... tiddies? probably into the riding POVs where you can see the girl’s tiddies bounce
𝚃𝚂𝚄𝙺𝙸𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙼𝙰 » likes the ones where the girls get all twitchy and shaky before they cum, like the innocent masturbation ones with the weirdly realistic dildos. he imitates the pace they go at and everything + edging videos
𝚈𝙰𝙼𝙰𝙶𝚄𝙲𝙷𝙸 » you know the casting couch videos? where the girl’s just sitting there, answering questions and she’s like super shy?? and then she starts stripping and probably ends up fucking the casting person??? yeah, tadashi’s super into that
𝙾𝙸𝙺𝙰𝚆𝙰 » the first time videos of like, anything. first time squirter? first time anal? first time having sex in general? he thinks it’s actually quite beautiful to see their raw reactions
𝙸𝚆𝙰𝚉𝚄𝙼𝙸 » twitter porn. do i really have to explain this one? the shit you’ll find on twitter is rawer and more realistic then any other porn you’ll find. probably follows thousands of those dom/sub accounts
𝙼𝙰𝚃𝚂𝚄𝙺𝙰𝚆𝙰 » anything with a girl getting destroyed by a huge cock. real cock or fake cock, doesn’t matter. anal or vaginal, doesn’t matter. hits even harder when it’s the girl’s first time, now that shit’s really hot to him
𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙼𝙰𝙺𝙸 » the risky public sex videos are his go to. like the ones where the guy/girl are in a public bathroom or something, and they have to cover their mouths so no one will hear them. he probably tried to recreate one of them and ended up getting arrested
𝙺𝚄𝙽𝙸𝙼𝙸 » JOI (jerk off instructions) vids turn him on the most. it truly breaks the 4th wall barrier and makes it feel more... intimate in a way. likes it even more when the girls masturbating while she’s instructing him
𝙺𝚈𝙾𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙸 » painals. this one’s just self explanatory, loves the way the girl just gets destroyed.
𝙺𝚄𝚁𝙾𝙾 » those fancy ass, 4K quality sensual videos with like top quality mics and 80 difference close up angles. probably pays for pornhub premium. also those office/business negotiations that turn sexual make him nut in like 0.4 seconds
𝙺𝙴𝙽𝙼𝙰 » the classic cam girl vids. he probably donates to heaps of cam girls, but he has his favorites. especially the live ones with the vibrator that works off donations. in one hand, his cock and in the other, his credit card
𝙻𝙴𝚅 »...i’m not even gonna lie, this boy is probably into the tacky fake ass company shit where the girl’s gorilla screaming over a finger in her ass. even the compilations with shitty music in the back turn him on.
𝙱𝙾𝙺𝚄𝚃𝙾 » gangbangs. there’s just so much going on, it’s so exciting !! it’s never boring + it’s messy. he really likes the fact that there’s just bodily fluids everywhere, covering everything and everyone
𝙰𝙺𝙰𝙰𝚂𝙷𝙸 » doesn’t even watch porn, he reads hardcore smut. probably reads porn with a plot because he’s classy like that, “her juicy core pulsated around his thick, juicy member” let’s all pray he never actually says that during sex
𝙺𝙾𝙽𝙾𝙷𝙰 » watches those really mean videos with spitting and hardcore degrading. preferably, he chooses one couple to subscribe to and watch. it just makes it way more sensual!
𝚄𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙹𝙸𝙼𝙰 » probably doesn’t watch porn, who wants to bet he just stares at the ceiling and beats his meat? okay, but if he did watch porn, he’d just click any of the random ass videos on the recommended like the himbo he is
𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙳𝙾𝚄 » okay, y’all already knew this was coming. kinky ass mf watches anything, but mainly watersports and squirting. likes watching the ‘accidental’ squirting/watersports ones
𝚂𝙴𝙼𝙸 » the retro 70s/90s shit that was most definitely filmed on cassette tapes. he claims that they’re so passionate and raw, and something about how the purity of the older times being destroyed is... really hot
𝙶𝙾𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙺𝙸 » really loves the diversity and individuality of the dom/sub dynamic. watches plenty of couples that do homemade dom/sub shit. he probably also always subscribes to their sfw vlogging channel bc why not
𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚄𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙼𝙰 » i feel like this is really obvious but definitely the girl-on-girl shit. he probably watches the company lesbian shit with the horrible acting and again the gorilla screaming
𝚂𝙰𝚂𝚄𝙺𝙰 » shower sex? shower sex. for obvious reasons, it’s just much more sanitary and pleasurable to watch. no disgusting sweat, no cum stains on their clothes. it just gives him a headache thinking about how long it’ll take to get the stains out
𝙰𝚃𝚂𝚄𝙼𝚄 » just watches the iconic porn stars on repeat. abella danger, diamond jackson, lela star, ect... but seceretly, he loves movie sex scenes the most. like he would most definitely watch them on repeat. it’s just so much more realistic!
𝙾𝚂𝙰𝙼𝚄 » loves the ones with the nasty, heavy audio; clapping, dirty talk, squelching. the sound of two sweaty bodies humping each other gets him off so easily. oh and + food porn
𝚂𝚄𝙽𝙰 » cumshot compilations. any site, it doesn’t matter. especially when its on the girl’s back or just over her pussy, that shit’s hot HOT. he’s also subscribed to a certain someone’s only fans
the end :p
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OKAY HEAR ME OUT haikyuu boys responding/reacting to u when you stop kissing them to check your phone (suna and sakusa) and you can choose the other characters. BUT YEAH THANK YOU 💖
HAIKYUU BOYS REACTIONS WHEN YOU STOP KISSING THEM TO CHECK YOUR PHONE
characters — timeskip!sakusa kiyoomi, suna rintarō, iwaizumi hajime, miya atsumu, bokuto kōtarō
a/n — warning ⚠️ some making out so a lil suggestive cos i’ve no self control, AAAAAAA I LOVE THIS !! hope u enjoy - hope i did it justice <3
☾ SAKUSA groaned as your hand pulled at the base of his curls, panting softly as his mouth slid so messily against yours, his arm stretching over to your waist, pulling you closer to him as he deepened the kiss, his free hand moving to the back of your neck just as you pulled away “two seconds, omi. gotta check something.” his eyes widened as you grabbed your phone, shuffling awkwardly in his seat as he attempted to fix the curls that now messily hung over his eyes, paired with swollen lips and a deep blush on his cheeks - letting his hands fall to his lap as he fidgeted with them, clearing his throat before he spoke “u-uh do you have to do that now?” his voice was still a little breathless, a smile spreading on your lips when you noticed his pout “sorry, omi - done.” you giggled as he sighed, his blush deepening as his hands returned to your body.
☾ SUNA you lay on top of him as his hands smoothed over your thighs, gripping at the skin as his tongue pushed past your lips to taste your own, you could feel him smirk as you whimpered, the feeling of his mouth on yours already overwhelming as his hands continued to roam your body “oh, hold on rin.” he deadpanned as he watched you grab your phone, tsking as you held it infront of his face just to end up plucking it from your grip and setting it aside, flipping you over so he now caged you against the bed, a pout on his lips before you his head dipped - placing open mouthed kisses along your jawline as he drawled out his words against the skin, his fingers ghosting up your stomach before they rested on the nape of your neck “come on pretty baby, you don’t want to keep me waiting.”
☾ IWAIZUMI had you sat on his lap as he let out a deep moan, his hands tight on your ass as his tongue dragged messily against your own “fuck, doll.” his voice was breathless, cheeks flushed as you pulled away to furrowed brows and a hazy stare “gotta check something.” “you’re kidding, right?” you wanted to laugh at the pout on his lips, a deep groan falling from them after as he let his head fall back against the couch, after a few seconds of his obvious impatience, you feel his hand on the back of your neck - his lips crashing against yours once again, causing you to completely forget about everything except him as he nibbles on your bottom lip, his hands drop to grab at your ass once again, pulling you impossibly closer, his voice raspier now as he speaks between breathes “attention on me, brat.”
☾ ATSUMU you sat on his lap, your fingers in his hair as his rested under your shirt, warm against the bare skin of your waist, a loud groan falls from his lips as you pull lightly at the gold strands “f-fuck angel, yer somethin’ else.” its messy the way your mouth moves with his, his tongue sliding along yours causing his fingers to tighten on your waist, his deep moan turning to a whimper as you pull away “gotta check something first ‘tsumu.” his eyes widen as he whines, flushed cheeks, messy hair and swollen lips making him look even cuter “baby, come on! right now?” you feel his forehead hit your chest as he whines, only to feel him place open mouthed kisses against your neck seconds later, throwing your head back as he bites down on a particularly sensitive spot before pulling away with a smirk to admire the new mark on your skin, you open your mouth to protest only to feel his mouth muffle your words as you feel him grin against your lips.
☾ BOKUTO cages you between his muscled frame and the plush of the couch as he whimpers into your mouth, his hands wrapping your thighs around his waist as his mouth moves against yours, feeling him moan as he presses his body closer to yours - only for you to tap his chest as he pulls away, half lidded eyes and flushed cheeks as he gazes at you, hand tracing soothing circles into your waist - scared he’s upset you “are you okay baby? are you uncomfortable?” you shake your head as you reach for your phone, feeling his chin hit your chest as you see him pout up at you with his now swollen lips, only to see him peek over your phone a few seconds later as he nuzzles into your hand, letting out little whines as he gives you puppy dog eyes - you end giving in as his lips immediately crash against yours once again, his hands roaming your skin as he smiles against your lips.
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[HAIKYUU HUSBANDS + PICKING THEM UP WHEN THEY’RE DRUNK]
cast: atsumu, bokuto, daichi, kuroo, tendou, terushima, oikawa, iwaizumi, sakusa, kita, f!reader
warnings: alcohol, lots of temporary amnesia lmao
a/n: drink responsibly kids
— MIYA ATSUMU;
absolute mess. like everything he does, he goes all out, so by the end of the night, he’s swaying all over the place and grinning madly, cheeks flushed red. when he sees you, he lights up and pushes off of his exasperated teammates so he can stumble towards you, arms outstretched for you to step into.
“this,” atsumu’s chest puffs up proudly, “is my wife.”
“tsumu...” you sigh.
“isn’t she amazin’? bet you’ve never seen someone so gorgeous before in your lives.”
meian, hinata, sakusa, and bokuto just snigger as you grimace when your husband continues, “you guys are just so jealous, aren’t you? princess, introduce yourself. tell ‘em how great you are.”
“tsumu, they were at our wedding.”
“that’s right, she married me, can you believe?”
“tsumu, they were your groomsmen.”
— BOKUTO KOUTAROU;
keeps glancing at you the closer you come, his eyebrows furrowing a little in confusion. he’s leaning so heavily on akaashi that the poor man is bent sideways trying to support him. when you come up to him, you laugh a little at the sight of this big man drooping over his friend. you lift your hand to push some hair out of his eyes, but he shies away from your touch, the visceral reaction nearly taking both men down with the force of it.
“kou? what’s wrong?”
he frowns and avoids your gaze, staring off into the distance resolutely. “i can’t go home with you.”
“and why can’t you go home with me?”
“look, i’m sure you really sweet but,” he holds up both hands, squinting to try and discern both before jiggling the left one and pointing to his ring finger. “i’m married.”
“you’re married to me, dummy.”
— SAWAMURA DAICHI;
looks all stiff because he’s trying to convince himself he’s not drunk; he’s a model citizen and good cop, of course. but his eyes are a little glazed and it’s clear that his words are slurred when he starts flirting with you incessantly.
“looks like i’m a lucky man tonight.” your husband gives you a slow once-over, sliding his arm around your waist, “do you have a name? or can i call you mine?”
“we’re married, daichi.” you fail to suppress an amused grin, “i’m already yours. you don’t need to flirt like that.”
daichi shakes his head slowly, struggling to find the words. “that’s where you’re wrong. i still- still gotta make sure you feel wooed.”
“gotta keep you around somehow.”
— OIKAWA TOORU;
pda to the max, he becomes so clingy and touchy. sticks to you like a barnacle, long limbs draped all over you as you try to drag him away, his lips in your hair. tries to cop a feel every once in a while, thinks he’s being discreet about it but iwaizumi’s disgusted face says otherwise.
“i’m so glad you like me.” he looks at you with stars in his eyes, like he’s seeing you for the first time.
“i’m your wife, tooru.”
“you’re the best girlfriend i’ve ever had.”
“tooru, i’m your wife.”
— SAKUSA KIYOOMI;
such a sulky drunk, will sit in a corner, mask pulled up and arms folded, waiting for you to arrive. glares at anyone who looks at you when you walk into the bar. for some reason, thinks you’re always mad at him when you have to come pick him up and drive him home even though you really don’t mind. gets grumpy thinking about your hypothetical anger.
sakusa glances at you out of the corner of his eye, tugging his mask down, “...you’re upset. i don’t like it when you’re upset.”
“i’m no- okay...what am i upset about?”
a disgruntled frown. “i don’t know, you’re the one who’s upset, you tell me.”
— TENDOU SATORI;
ushijima calls you because tendou is all but incoherent apart from his drunken complaints of missing you so much his heart hurts. and what does he get for his trouble? tendou shoving him aside so hard upon spotting you that the big man actually stumbles. your husband jogs toward you to give you a flailing hug.
“i didn’t think you’d actually come.”
“of course i would, when i hear my husband misses me.”
tendou sticks out his lip in a pleased pout. “wanna get out of here? i can be your next big mistake~”
“...satori, you’d never be a mistake for me.”
“...you’re gonna make me cry, sweet cheeks.”
“from what toshi said, looks like you already were.”
— KUROO TETSUROU;
tries to be coherent but everyone can tell he’s lost it. swaggers toward you but ends up tripping and falling all over you when your blurry figure comes closer to support his unsteady body. squints at you to try and make out who you are, grinning toothily when your features become clearer to him.
“why’re you on top of me?” he slurs, “d’you like me or smthng?”
“don’t be stupid. also you’re literally the one on top of me.”
“ooh, so meannn...you dooo.” his voice and face are both irritatingly smug. “you do like me. you wanna kiss me so bad.”
“we’re married, tetsu.”
— TERUSHIMA YUUJI;
checks you out when you appear in front of him, giving you a loud whistle. tries to look sexy by leaning against a wall or something but ends up missing the mark and nearly ends up braining himself on the sidewalk. catches himself and straightens, trying to look like the smoothest man alive by slicking back his disheveled hair.
“hey lil mama.”
“yuuji.” you purse your lips in disapproval.
“wow, you know, you look exactly like my girl. it’s a little creepy.”
“that’s probably because i am your girl.”
“oh shit,” your husband lights up and pats down his rumpled clothes in a ridiculous attempt to make himself look more presentable, “really?”
“wanna go on a date?? right now, let’s go. i’ll drive.”
“yuu, you’ve had eight beers.”
— IWAIZUMI HAJIME;
angry lil drunk, thinks everyone is trying to steal you from him. snaps at all his friends—cough oikawa cough—to keep their grubby hands off of you. takes off his coat to cover you with even if you’re all bundled up. he’s been drinking alcohol but he’s also been drinking his respect women you juice. gets angry thinking about all the distasteful behavior from other men he’s witnessed throughout the night.
tells you in an impassioned tone, words slurred, “listen to me. don’t ever take any shit from any man, not even me. beat the shit out of them if they treat you bad ok?”
“show me how you make a fist.” he grabs your hand. “you gotta- you gotta make sure to keep your thumb on the outside when you punch ok? here try it, throw one at me.”
“i’m not going to punch you, hajime.”
“but if i’m ever a dick to you-”
— KITA SHINSUKE;
normally very good at controlling his drinking but not if the twins have anything to say about it. by the time they’re done with him, sometimes he ends up barely even knowing his name anymore. sleepy drunk, is half dead on his feet when you arrive. tries to look sober by blinking slowly, but his movements are a little uncoordinated. becomes ridiculously affectionate when he registers that it’s you in front of him, wrapping his arms around your waist from behind and resting his chin on your shoulder.
“i should...i should bring you home with me...” he murmurs.
“shin, we live together.”
“my grandmother would love you.”
“shin, she knows who i am, we visit her every week.”
“she wants me to get married...you...you should marry me.”
“shinsuke. we’ve been married for three years.”
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WHAT YOUR FAVOURITE HAIKYUU CHARACTER SAYS ABOUT YOU AND YOUR MENTAL STABILITY
cw: mental illness i guess.
“I have more than three favourite characters!” — okay, I get it, you have no set aesthetic and are unable to make any decisions in your real life. stop lying to yourself and choose.
“You’re not right though?” — yes I am, perceive yourself better. open your eyes. consult your charts.
“My favourite character isn’t here!!” — then you have self projection issues and that’s not on me, that’s on you! just say you over romanticize people in your head and then feel let down when they’re not exactly how you imagined them to be and go.
“this was kinda rude.” — then my job is done.
This is a joke. Read at your own risk....
daichi sawamura ➝ you dont have that many close relationships with men, and crave stability and intimacy. you love the idea of having a stable family, but damn you do not currently have one. you love the found family trope, and probably like collecting a weird item. you love to pretend your life is together.
koushi sugawara ➝ anxious attachment style. definitely has troubles with your vocal volume, either you’re too loud or too quiet, but youre beloved by your group of friends as loyal and loving. probably dehydrated. your therapist wants you to think about yourself instead of only helping others.
asahi azumane ➝ im sorry but you deserve to be loved, i know you think you dont, but you should let someone in. wearing oversized sweaters isnt a personality trait though, and youre allowed to express anger. anyways seek help, and maybe try meditation.
yuu nishinoya ➝ oh you have undiagnosed adhd that doesnt necessarily align with the stigmatized symptoms of it? go to a therapist and get screened asshole. you absolutely overshare to friends, to a point of regret. you either tap your leg too much, bite your nails, or have another anxious trigger that is compulsive
ryuunosuke tanaka ➝ you love stupid men because you love the feeling of being smarter than someone, if gives you security that you arent offered elsewhere. you also love the idea of fixing people, and that alone should get you in the shrinks office.
tobio kageyama ➝ hows romanticizing toxic people to a point of no return going for you? you have probably dealt with a horrifying friendship breakup that has made you scared of everything. you love sweet things, and desserts especially. you mentally could be worse, but a therapist might say you need better coping mechanisms to bad news.
shoyo hinata ➝ you are sad. youre sad and that happens. i know you want anything to anchor you, even if that means someone in your life you want to protect, but youre allowed to take care of yourself. you probably get talked over by people you care about, and im saying: call them out.
kei tsukishima ➝ why? why? why do you let yourself be be bullied by people “in good fun”. its not good fun. dont let people be rude to you. dont let people walk all over you. you love the idea of being the “cool and chill” person, but never really talk care of yourself emotionally because growing up you were never taught how to.
tadashi yamaguchi ➝ oh youre scared of men, or just arent friends with many. either way, you love tucking your hands into long sleeves, and receiving goodnight messages - but you are the most forgetful person alive. you’re also probably depressed, but i assume its from SAD or a cyclic depression.
ennoshita chikara ➝ this feels like a self projection nightmare. you want the idea of having someone strong, but without the baggage that typically tied to it. like youre just not attached to anyone. you love to say you could drop anything tomorrow and leave, but can you really?
kiyoko shimizu ➝ youre gay. youre worried you peaked early on in life, but you havent (yet). ideally i suggest you be nicer to the people you care about, or at least try a little harder to understand them. you say you can put yourself in other peoples shoes, but you really dont.
hitoka yachi ➝ youre gay. very much mommy issues. like you’ve developed a tough skin from it. you also hate physical touch but your love language is physical touch so ur in inner turmoil. mentally? maladaptive daydreaming
saeko tanaka ➝ youre gay. fucking insane. your friends worry about you often. you have adhd, a processing disorder, or BD, and its very clear. definitely substance abuse issues in your genetic lineage.
tetsuro kuroo ➝ the way you would do anything for quiet brain. you overthink everything. you have issues falling asleep, and you worry if your current schedule is healthy to upkeep. you probably grew up doing a lot of extracurriculars because you would do anything to not have to think. you have a lot of unprocessed trauma that you should talk to someone about.
morisuke yaku ➝ even your fav character called you gay. literally. i know the closet was tough, and you still dont really understand comphet, but you should still deal with your past. you root for the underdog, and probably prefer salty over sweet. you absolutely loved your english teacher in hs.
kenma kozume ➝ you were never given the chance to fully immerse yourself in your wants and dream hobbies as a kid, and as a result you know overcompensate with childhood/kiddish things now. you feel robbed of a childhood, and find yourself drawn to “acting out” now too. you bottle up your stress until you absolutely cant take it, and forget about it the next day like nothing happened.
lev haiba ➝ you sometimes feel like you dont fit in your body, or that youre a burden to those closest to you -- youre fine, calm down. but please talk to someone about your academic anxiety.
tooru oikawa ➝ if you love him youre a kpop stan, if you kin him you need to get screened for narcissistic personality disorder. no but seriously, you dont really know how to categorize yourself personally. like if someone asks you to describe your personality you’re like ?????. you feel like youre constantly shifting gears, in life, in likes, in needs, in dreams. your restlessness might manifest into one goal, but without it, who are you?
hajime iwaizumi ➝ stop going after straight “centrist” men who don’t text you back and don’t even try to enjoy your interests with you. you dont need to debate everyone constantly, and you should think before you speak more. you wish you had an outlet to get out all your anger, instead it explodes when you least expect it.
issei matsukawa ➝ you grew up saying you would never do drugs, and now you think you might try meth once for “the shits n gigs”. you want to be the funny person in your friend group but youre actually just the reliable one. you have horrible communication skills and anxiety rooted in stranger situations.
takahiro hanamaki ➝ you also need someone to match your wit or you’ll be too bored. you have anxious preoccupied attachment style. you are the funny friend but youre severely mentally ill. you romanticize the idea of living alone because you feel like youre never really alone.
akira kunimi ➝ you were so endlessly depressed growing up even if you didnt show it, and now that youre older you feel so lost - because you didnt think youd make it this far. but youre here, doing your best, and finally growing. mentally you are just doing enough to keep going, and thats fine, youre doing great. but please talk to someone about your feelings.
kyoutani kentarou ➝ stop going after toxic people. also consider getting screened for BPD. you underestimate yourself a lot, and wish people would be kinder to you. you love reading and thinking about the idea of dating someone older or someone who can protect you, because you want to finally be vulnerable with someone.
koutarou bokuto ➝ big anime man titties will not solve your real world problems. you love to daydream. you also just want someone to hold you. you dont fully understand why people get addicted to gambling, yet get your dopamine from external validation.
keiji akaashi ➝ you love the idea of having someone in your life who will tell you how smart you are. you buy books and dont read them. when someone criticizes you in any way you absolutely are crushed by it. you have the most extreme case of fomo. its okay, relax.
akinori konoha ➝ you have never stuck with one hobby. you hyperfixate and then jump to the next. youre so restless and uncomfortable in your skin sometimes that you wonder if youre actually okay. you dont fully understand how people can FT and video call so much, and because of that, you have troubles having clingy friends.
wakatoshi ushijima ➝ you do be suppressing your feelings though. you are either anxious-preoccupied or dismissive-avoidant and nothing in-between. you are always anxious when you aren’t with your favourite person. you need lots of reassurance that your relationship are okay. and you see any negativity as a sign that a relationship is doomed. you self medicate with other venues, and should see a therapist.
satori tendou ➝ queers with some religious trauma, wanted to do hard drugs in hs but never did, and mentally you are just a smidge detached so you should hug your friends more. you need a therapist to deal with your authority issues, and your severe trust issues. you were bullied when you were younger, and you say it made you funny, but it just makes you sad.
tsutomu goshiki ➝ mommy issues. so much mommy issues you could get a degree in it. deep seeded fear of abandonment, sprinkled with a need for constant reassurance and validation. dont you ever get tired of being a poor communicator?
shirabu kenjirou ➝ take your medication. take it right now. take it and then call your therapist because you absolutely love when people degrade you. i know you romanticize the idea of power imbalances, but its just not healthy for your mental state.
semi eita ➝ you never grew out of that 2012 arctic monkeys AM phase. you want to smoke cigarettes but you’re too scared too. youre afraid of growing old for some reason. you also have trust issues but with no real root to them.
atsumu miya ➝ you want to feel independent, and never let anyone help you, even when you need it. you didnt trust a lot of adults growing up so now you want to be someone people look up to, but thats just too much pressure. you have some super specific hobbies that you cant really share with anyone.
osamu miya ➝ you need someone to take care of you and make you feel protected, while still feeling “independent”. You probably like salty flavours over sweet. you definitely have family trauma that you havent fully forgiven them for.
rintarou suna ➝ you want to feel alive. you love the rush of adrenaline or the dopamine rush that comes from winning. when youre with friends or others youd suggest an action movie, but alone youd watch a romcom. no one really knows the person behind the mask youve created.
shinsuke kita ➝ you want to see the good in life, you want to work harder for your goals, but youre so damn tired. you feel like youre working so hard to keep up, and you always think youre not good enough. you have an inferiority complex.
takanobu aone ➝ baby, you are not okay. its time to finally reach out to your local resources and finally get a therapist. you have trauma based on someone breaking your trust, and you dont know how to fully open your heart. but you crave physical intimacy like a mother fucker
kenji futakuchi ➝ you really be the person friends are worried about that might text their ex. you are off the rails most days, and while you are loving and smart, you also arent sure when youll jump off the deep end. there is a high chance you deal with mania, get a therapist stat.
kanji koganegawa ➝ you wish there was someone in your life that could keep up with you or fully understand you. instead you make your silly little jokes and hope someone will finally check in on you. they wont. take care of yourself.
yuuji terushima ➝ you love misogynistic music secretly, and have called your friends “bitch” or “whore” a few times. youre one of the guys, but at your core youre a sex addicted and unhinged person who would rather receive satisfaction from sex or masturbation instead of self growth.
sakusa kiyoomi ➝ youve had panic attacks over the concept of intimacy with another person. you have no idea how to fully understand interpersonal relationships, and you love daydreaming about what you COULDVE said during a situation or what you COULD say in a hypothetical situation.
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Idk if you have got one like this but....I just want to lay underneath iwazumi while he does push-ups and him kissing me every time he goes down, then he gives up on the push-ups and we just start making out.
Is that to much to ask for🥺
#Haikyuu boys when you lie underneath him as he’s doing push-ups
featuring:: IWAIZUMI Hajime, BOKUTO Kotaro, OIKAWA Toru, KUROO Tetsuro
genre:: fluff / slice of life
⤷ Part 2
a/n: what a very very cute scenario because I would very much like to be under Iwa as he’s doing push ups too. I hope you enjoy this
❥ IWAIZUMI Hajime
⤷ To Iwaizumi, there’s no better view than the one where you’re lying underneath him, giggling every time his lips touch yours. It was his idea to trap you in between his muscular arms because “your kisses motivate me”, he says with a small smile. So this is how you find yourself lying underneath your husband as he performs his second set of push-ups. “you good there, babe? you looking a little tired.” you tease. He smiles and tries to utter a response before collapsing on top of you. “ouch Haj!” He stays lying on top of you and lifts up his head to look you in the eyes, “sorry princess. You’re more of a distraction than a motivation.” He presses a soft kiss onto your lips, “maybe instead of push-ups, we just make out. I heard making out burns more calories.” You giggle, “really?” He nods before kissing you harder, “yup, learned it from Google this morning.”
❥ BOKUTO Kotaro
⤷ Just as Bokuto was about to go down for his tenth push-up, you quickly use the opportunity to slide under him. He smiles down at you and presses a quick kiss before lifting himself up back up, remaining in a plank position. “hi baby, how can I help you?” “nothing, I just want to join you in your workout. I thought I might motivate you.” He laughs before slowly pushing his body back down, brows knit in concentration before lifting himself up back. “hey,” you pout, “you didn’t kiss me.” “oh, that’s the game we’re playing here?” He goes back down, this time kissing you for a bit before pushing himself back up. “wow, bo, you’re really strong to be able to kiss me while you’re going down.” He suddenly falls on top of you, “and there goes all my strength. You make my arms jello with that request for a kiss.” He peeks up at you, “how are you going to make it up to me for disrupting my workout?” “we could make out?” He grins, “sounds like a plan.”
❥ OIKAWA Toru
⤷ “100!” He grins as you pouts. “stop lying Toru. I was counting for you. I’m pretty sure you’ve only done 60 push-ups.” He slowly pushes himself back down, face inches from yours and smirks when he notices the red blush across your cheeks, “what can I say, darling? you lying underneath me is so distracting I couldn’t count.” “that’s why you asked me to lie here right? so I can count for you and you wouldn’t have to use your brain.” He kisses you, “yup. you’re so smart.” You huff as he lifts himself back up. He looks down at you, “are you bored, baby?” “if I am, what will you do?” Oikawa lowers himself and stops just a few centimeters from your face, so close to you, you could see the slightest dilation of his pupils. “if you’re bored, we could just kiss for fun.” he whispers. “what about your workout?” “kissing a workout too, you know?” “well, what are you waiting for then?” Oikawa doesn’t even hesitate before melting into your embrace, kissing you.
❥ KUROO Tetsuro
⤷ Kuroo’s eyes widen in surprise at the sight of you wiggling to get comfortable. You grin up at him, “hey, don't let me stop you.” He lets out a shaky laugh before lowering himself back down and pressing a kiss into you. “am I doing this right?” You nod, “yup, good job, babe. Me being here is motivating isn’t it? A kiss for you each time you complete a push-up.” Kuroo smiles at your adorable-ness and finds his push-ups becoming sloppier and sloppier as he rushes to receive his reward. You, noticing his bad form, turns your head to the side so that he misses your mouth. “hey, no cheating. Kisses are only for those who complete proper push ups.” “that's fine.” Kuroo replies and you gasp as he presses a kiss to your neck, before sucking lightly. “Tetsu!” you protest and you feel him laugh as he continues to nip at your skin. “I thought you were working out.” He glances at you briefly before turning his attention back to your neck, “I finished a few minutes before you came, I just wanted to kiss you.”
stay fetch, xoxo
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hi ainsss can i req hq boys (atsumu, suna, bokuto, and oikawa) doing a little q&a live then someone asks “is y/n single?” or “is your girlfriend single?” sksjsjjw thank uuuu
HAIKYUU BOYS REACTIONS WHEN THEY GET ASKED IF YOURE SINGLE DURING A Q&A LIVE
characters — timeskip!miya atsumu, suna rintarō, bokuto kōtarō, oikawa tōru, sakusa kiyoomi
a/n — warning ⚠️ maybe a little suggestive? hope you enjoy bby !!!! <33
☾ ATSUMU was doing a q&a with his breakfast as you busied yourself in the background. the viewers only really noticed you when you’d came into frame to set down his breakfast, causing atsumu’s attention to focus on you when he leaned up to give you a little kiss as a thank you, rubbing his hand over your own. “is your s/o single?” he really lifts his ass up out of his chair so he can read it again before he scoffs “HUH? angel! cmeer a sec?” literally pulls you down to straddle his thigh so fast, has no shame in tilting your head towards his to pull you in for another more passionate kiss, you end up having to push him off before scurrying away, noticing the smirk on his now slightly swollen lips when he leans back into the camera with a teasing grin “what d’ya think? ya lost yer chance buddy, theyre mine. i ain’t lettin’ em go anytime soon either.”
☾ SUNA got roped into doing a live with hinata and atsumu, but he was maybe half out of frame because hinata and atsumu were doing most of the talking. people seen him soften a little when you appeared in the background though, his hand reaching for yours over the back of the couch. “ay, suna! look one of yer viewers are askin’ if y/n is single?” you notice a little hint of teasing in atsumu’s eyes when he smirks back at your boyfriend, his own face remaining stoic until he’s guiding you around the couch and pulling you into his lap. he pushes your face into his chest to make sure your privacy is still respected though, before leaning closer to the camera to mutter a blunt “no.” tsking and running his hands soothingly over your body. may have uploaded one or two sexy selfies with you onto his story after captioned “mine.”
☾ BOKUTO was on live with hinata, answering a few fan questions as they both giggled at the comments. hinata leaning in to repeat one when he sees it at the bottom of the screen “bokuto, is your s/o single?” he gushed about you constantly on social media so his fans knew a lot about you, which is why he was more confused than anything else because why would you even ask that? “huh? what do you mean? they’re my s/o they can’t be single if they’re going out with me! plus i plan on marrying them one day you know, they’re the best!” he’s puffing out his chest and nodding with the proudest smile on his face, even hinata is telling him how cool he seems right now. is all cuddly when he’s home and tells you about it, suggesting maybe he should gush MORE.
☾ OIKAWA loved doing some morning q&a’s when he drank his coffee, his hair still a little messy and he looks really good in the morning sun. he sat on the balcony, propping up his phone as he read out and answered a few questions, giggling at a few thirsty comments before mentioning you. “is your s/o single?” he literally snatches his phone into his hand so quick, like the camera can only see his eyes and the top of his head he’s so close, making sure he read that correctly. “excuse me? ofcourse my y/n-chan isnt single they have their amazing pretty boyfriend! if you’re planning to steal them from me, i’m telling you it won’t. work.” he even crosses his arms and pouts away from the camera for a bit. is so quick to crawl back into bed with you after, whisper ranting about how “people have some nerve, don’t they know you love me so much.” you get loads of cuddles and kisses tho.
☾ SAKUSA had been roped into doing a q&a with atsumu for the fans, both of them answering a few questions on the couch as atsumu picked them out. “omiomi this ones for ya heh, is yer s/o single?” his eyes widen a little before they turn into a frown, scoffing before he takes the phone from atsumu’s hand to make sure he wasn’t just making stuff up, mumbling about “what’s that supposed to mean.” under his breath. once he sees the question he shoves the phone back to atsumu before leaning back, still pouty as he continues to speak “no. obviously they’re not single. they’re mine.” he’s a little blushy cos he always is when talking about you (the chat + atsumu unfortunately notice) he even feels a little bad that maybe it’s because he doesn’t post you as much as he should or something wah, he’s a little clingy when he gets home.
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❝ the morning after ❞
ft : suna rintarō, sakusa kiyoomi, miya atsumu, kozume kenma, asahi azumane
warnings : sfw but suggestive - implied sex [night before]
-> sleeps in with you
-> neither of you are in a rush to get up and you’re both tired
-> he’s lazy but he has stamina and that’s evident from last night
-> around 11:30AM he’ll grunt at you signalling he’s awake
-> “oi, you awake?”
-> his voice is heavy with sleep and his hands are already looking for your body
-> eventually you’ll stir awake and find your bodies been shifted so you’re back in his arms
-> suna is naturally warm so his body heat is transferring onto you keeping you satisfied in his arms
-> “morning rin” you’ll mumble tiredly back at him
-> the second he hears your voice he’s got a lazy grin painted across his face
-> “wanna get up in a minute?” he’ll ask
-> what he means is he wants breakfast
-> but he’ll be the one cooking so don’t worry
-> he’ll slip his large t-shirt over you to keep you covered and carry you on his back downstairs before sitting you on the kitchen counter
-> lucky you, you get a nice view of his bare back whist he cooks
-> he’ll still be yawning and stretching whist he’s by the cooker but then he hisses slightly
-> because you left some angry marks on his back last night >:(
-> “i’ll take care of those after breakfast”
-> your reassurance is cute because he doesn’t actually need treatment but the fact you’re willing to take care of him is precious to him
-> “you gonna take care of me yeah?”
-> pretty side glancing at you in his shirt
-> he wants to tease you, he really does
-> but he just can’t stop himself from losing himself in the sight of you sat on the kitchen counter with one of his shirts covering you while you tiredly rub your eyes
-> he’s so whipped
-> too whipped in fact because he loses concentration of everything else
-> “rin, you’ve seen me with and without this shirt many times now focus”
-> “nah, i like the view”
-> “and i like my eggs preferably not burnt.”
-> he looks down at the pan, and you’re right
-> “worth it”
-> he’s up early no matter what his late night activities were
-> and he would be up on his morning run right now but there’s something stopping him
-> you cutely curled up beside him in bed
-> you’re not even awake and yet you still have control over him
-> he just sighs and hopes you wake up soon so you can both shower together
-> although he loves making a mess with you, he loves cleaning it up better
-> he’s literally itching for a shower by the time you stir awake
-> see, he actually waits for you to wake up because he respects he wore you out last night
-> “good morning princex, shower?”
-> he’s already scooping you up from the bed before you even have a chance to respond
-> yourself and sakusa have a very spacious shower room
-> sakusa isn’t a fan of those tight little single showers so he made sure to purchase an apartment with nothing but the most luxurious bathroom layout and facilities
-> please, you even have one of those tile benches installed in the shower
-> and this is perfect because sakusa loves washing your hair for you
-> his fingers are perfect in your hair as he works in the products you use and throughly washes it after
-> he’s very gentle and after washing you down you do the same for him
-> pressing wet kisses along your shoulder blade and collarbone, he loves the feeling of your hands lathering soap across his body
-> he would argue that the activities the morning after were more enjoyable than the activities in the bedroom
-> but they’re both important to him in different ways
-> the soft mutters of “i love you” and “thank you” are exchanged between the two of you as he handled you gently
-> will carefully lead you out the bathroom and sit you down by the big vanity in your room before pulling out a hair dryer
-> the two of you take self care importantly and make sure to take care elf one another accordingly
-> mornings after with sakusa are slow but very intimate
-> an early riser but will sleep in the next morning
-> he honestly just wants you close to him for as long as possible
-> he’ll joke about going for a morning round but really he just wants you cuddled up close to him
-> slow kisses always occur when it comes to mornings with him
-> he doesn’t care that it’s mid winter and the two of you are still naked
-> he’ll get his morning kisses one way or another so as soon as he stirs awake he’s trapped you in his arms so you can’t leave him
-> presses kisses along your shoulders and back as he waits for you to wake up
-> honestly, he’s just in love with you all over again
-> who allowed his s/o to be so perfect even first thing in the morning :(
-> “morning tsumu” makes him perk up everytime
-> “mornin’ doll”
-> doesn’t care how awake you are, the fact you’re speaking tells him you’re awake enough for a slow make out sesh before getting up
-> these types of kisses arent like the ones from the night before
-> they’re equally as special but they’re different
-> these kisses are slow and meaningful, he’s making sure you’re aware of how gentle he really can treat you
-> they’re a reminder that he does think you’re special and he does care and want to keep you safe
-> his love language is physical affection and he tells you he loves you through the long and slow kisses he forces you to crave more of
-> after a while you will tell him it’s time to get up though
-> he’ll whine but oblige and get up and out of the covers revealing a very naked atsumu
-> “like what ya see? we can always go for another round if ya-”
-> “get in the shower and i’ll see you downstairs for breakfast in 10.”
-> “yes angel :,)”
-> waking up at the same time as kenma is a blessing and a curse
-> he loves that he gets to wake up and see you at the same time you see him
-> but he’s also not prepared to be met with his naked s/o first thing in the morning
-> he won’t even look you in the eye
-> “kenma, are you okay?”
-> “you’re um naked”
-> “aren’t you cold or something maybe you should put something on”
-> “but just a few hours ago you were eating m-”
-> “JUST PUT SOMETHING ON!”
-> he’s so embarrassed but it’s only because you both know the effect you have over him
-> you just laugh and call him a baby
-> but maybe you should’ve just stayed naked because he’s even more flustered at the sight of you in his sweater
-> your naked body is under that :0
-> he wears that sweater when he streams too :0
-> scandalous >:)
-> “take it off.”
-> “but you just said t-”
-> “kitten please, you’re doing it on purpose”
-> he’s so flustered and it’s all your fault
-> he’s so worried he looks weird in front of you but honestly it’s cute seeing him so vulnerable
-> you just pull him back down under the covers to sleep for a little longer
-> and who is he is deny when you’re clinging to him in his sweater like that
-> looking down at your precious face too
-> how is he ever meant to say no to you
-> and honestly sleep sounds so desirable right now
-> maybe when he wakes up he’d be more prepared for the sight of you in his clothes
-> he’s just so in love with you and he loves and hates that you have this effect over him
-> but he’s glad that it’s you that has this effect on you and only you
-> you are not getting up early in the morning
-> actually, you’re not getting up at all because you ache
-> and it’s a pain because you wake up before him
-> so you’re just kinda sat there waiting for him to wake up
-> when he does wake up he’s met with a small smirk painted across your face
-> “i cant move”
-> “please don’t say it like that!”
-> he is so apologetic
-> he didn’t mean to hurt you and besides you were technically asking for it :(
-> but he will pamper you because he feels horrible
-> even if you tell him it’s okay he won’t listen and he will treat you the way he feels you should be
-> he’ll keep you in bed and go make you breakfast
-> any mail is brought up for you to read in bed
-> any water or coffee you require he will bring
-> “baby i’m not sick”
-> “but you can’t move and it’s my fault”
-> please dhsbdjebd
-> he will be like this for most of the day until you insist you feel better
-> constant apologises are given to you throughout the day despite the fact you promise you’re okay
-> he feels so bad oh :(
-> reassure him enough and he’ll start to believe you though
-> also reassure him it’s not his fault because he will be mentally taking note for the next time you guys ya know >:)
-> “why do you ask for it if you know it hurts the next morning”
-> and he has a point
-> “because it’s worth it”
-> that’s always your argument
-> and besides if that’s why you want from him at the time he won’t deprive you
-> you just have to promise to let him take care of you the next morning that’s all
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okay this might be a long shot, but Haikyuu boys as famous kissing tropes? (Like a kiss in the rain, sudden kiss after a fight, etc!)
oh ofc!! <3
haikyuu boys as kissing tropes ♡
→ HINATA is the first kiss. it’s hesitant and fumbling the most memorable one for you. you two smile as it happens and maybe bump teeth, but it’s perfect.
→ KAGEYAMA is the kiss in the rain. it’s effortlessly romantic, you two not caring about how you’re getting drenched from the ongoing downpour as you stand outside, warm despite the rain.
→ TSUKISHIMA is the shut-up kiss. you kiss him to make him stop talking, and he’ll do the same to you. it’s about the build-up and tension with you two.
→ YAMAGUCHI is the anywhere-but-the-lips kiss. he kisses your forehead, cheeks, nose, things like freckles and dimples and eyelids before getting to your lips.
→ OIKAWA is the underwater kiss. it’s spontaneous and romantic, and when you come up for air, you’re not just breathless from the water.
→ IWAIZUMI is the post-fight kiss. he doesn’t love arguing or fighting, but when he tastes your mouth afterwards, it feels even better than sweet kisses.
→ KUROO is the practice kiss. you both promise that it’s not real, but it’s searing on your lips every time you see him afterwards.
→ KENMA is the indirect kiss. it’s so minor and casual you don’t even think he noticed it until you see him staring at the water bottle you shared, too.
→ BOKUTO is the surprise kiss. he sweeps you off your feet and plants a kiss on your mouth, and you can’t help but give in.
→ AKAASHI is true love’s kiss. everything about it is so perfect that it feels magical – maybe it is.
→ ATSUMU is the spin-the-bottle kiss. it’s supposed to be for a game since your friends are jeering both of you on, but you can feel it linger for the rest of the night.
→ OSAMU is the goodbye kiss. you two are parting when he leans over wordlessly, kisses you, then turns around and walks away. you just barely miss seeing him blushing afterwards.
→ SAKUSA is the accidental kiss. neither of you intended for it to happen, but after it does, you can’t help wonder what a purposeful one would feel like.
→ KITA is the under the mistletoe or new year’s kiss. it feels ceremonial and seems to mark off something monumental, all locked in by the touch of his lips on your.
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HI AINS SO I FOUND THIS TIKTOK CHALLENGE I THINK IT'S KINDA SUGGESTIVE BUT KSHDKD ITS FUNNY
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSErJPND/ i was wondering what the reactions of hq boys would be 😭
TIKTOK TREND FLASHING HAIKYUU BOYS WHILE THEYRE ON A ZOOM CALL
characters - timeskip!miya atsumu, bokuto kōtarō, iwaizumi hajime, suna rintarō, sakusa kiyoomi
a/n - warning ⚠️ shes a lil suggestive. ngl i was laughing so hard writing this lmaoooo i love it ft my faves! 😭
☾ ATSUMU he’s just lazing on the couch, earphones plugged into his laptop barely paying attention, perks up as you walk into the room and shoots you a lazy smirk and a wink though - aimlessly running a hand through his hair supporting his head as it props against it. you just giggle as you lift your shirt and he almost flies off the couch, his head is snapping back and forth from you and the screen, he’s blushing so hard and tripping over his words as you turn to leave “h-HEY where d’ya think yer going, get yer ass back here!” you laugh as you hear him scramble from the couch, tripping over the cable of his earphones as he chases after you with a dark smirk on his still blushy face “think ya can get me worked up and run away? al show ya!” grabs you and flings you over his shoulder as he slaps your ass, completely forgetting about the call he was just on.
☾ BOKUTO was just playing around with the drawstrings of his hoodie as he listened to the team call, not really paying attention but smiles so brightly when you come into the room though and sits up before patting his lap - bouncing a little as he waits for you to come sit in it. when you lift up your top to flash him he GASPS, BLUSHY and literally starts making grabby hands at you, he’s already getting up off the couch ready to chase you as he’s screaming “GOTTA GO EMERGENCY!” into his mic sprinting after you like “BABYBABYBABY WHERE YOU GOIN COME BACK LEMME SEE AGAIN! CAN WE DO IT RIGHT NOW?!” immediately picks you up and wraps your legs around his waist while he presses you up against the wall in the hall way, slamming his lips against yours - he also forgot to hang up the call and mute his mic so the team are screaming his name trying to get him to atleast mute them.
☾ IWAIZUMI is on a zoom call with the coaches and team as he’s sitting post workout, he looked so hot in his oversized sweater you decided to try get his attention. he smiles softly at you as you watch his features relax as they meet yours, you tiptoe in and hand him a protein shake you mixed for him as he mouths a quiet “thanks babe.” your smile turns to a smirk, waiting till he takes a swig before pulling your shirt up, he literally chokes on the shake and splutters everywhere, his eyes are glassy and his neck, cheeks and ears are bright red while he’s hammering his chest to stop choking, splutters out to everyone on the call that he needs a minute as he mutes his mic and turns the camera away, the glare he shoots you makes your knees feel weak as you turn away with a wink but you almost squeal as you feel his arms wrap around your figure “where do you think you’re going brat? think i’m gonna let you away with that so easily?”
☾ SUNA was just scrolling through tiktok as the zoom meeting went on in the background, eyes glancing at you as you entered the room with a lil mischief in your eyes, his own slightly narrowing as he focused on his phone again - you cleared your throat before lifting your shirt, seeing the way his eyes cast you a quick glance before his whole head snapped around, returns to his normal deadpan expression so quick but the tips of his ears flush red as he shifts uncomfortably on the couch, you turn to walk away but feel his hand grip your waist as he pulls you back to fall into his lap - blushing knowing you’re in the view of his camera as he pulls you into his chest, his voice comes out raspy against your hair “settle down princess, this is what you wanted right?”
☾ SAKUSA sat on the couch during the team zoom meeting with one airpod in his ear, features softening as you came into the room with a cup of coffee adorned in his sweater, he gave you a small smile as he nodded as a thank you, just as he begins to speak about plays to the team you lift his sweater to flash him with a giggle, MID SENTENCE hes tripping over his words so bad as his cheeks burn bright red against his pale skin “i think the most affective play-i think the-the play, most affective i-is, uh-uhm” before he turns to the screen with a scowl at the giggles due to his usual collected personality crumbling “excuse me.” meets your eyes with a pout and hes frowning so hard you’d be scared if it wasn’t for his bright blush that now spread to his ears as he stalked towards you, his body now towering over your own “i’ll be dealing with your punishment after this call. you better behave until then.”
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Soft sex pt.1 pt.2
Tags: cuddle fucking,cockwarming, morning sex, big dick!meian, bath sex, makeup sex, praise kink, hurt/comfort, pussy job
a/n: vanilla is not something to be ashamed of, its way more common than you think, you don't need to be doing kamasutra every night to keep the spark. none of that daddy shit in this. Srry : /
i also don't proofread, i h8 reading works right after i finish them, so let me know if anything's wrong.
NO KINKY FREAKY ASS SHIT
**ONLY SOFT SEX BEYOND THIS POINT**
18+ Minors DNI
….Morning... sex. mmhmm
He could usually control his morning wood
But after being gone for so many days, finally coming home to see you, it was impossible
You woke up after you heard a few groans, feeling him rut into your back, turning over to see his face flushed and cheeks red, whether it be from getting caught or his activities
So you decide to help him as a good s/o should
But you're also tired…
So you just pull your pants off and tell him to go at it, not too rough because you had to work in the afternoon.
“Baby, you okay?” you faintly asked, turning around, eyes trying to open after hearing him make some noises. You hated when people disturbed your sleep, which you oh so loved, but your boyfriend was an exception, sometimes.
But what you didn't expect when you opened your eyes was catching him, red faced, with his hand in his boxers trying to make it stop. Looking like he was in a lot of pain, so your quick mind got on it, not wanting to see his face in any more discomfort.
“Here” you said, shuffling your back into him while pulling down your panties, setting your ass on his bulge, grinding a little to get him to hurry up. Knowing this was the only way you could take care of him.
“You sure?” he asked already putting his cock into you being needy as ever, which indeed you thought was cute in way but him stretching you out made you respond by pushing yourself even more against him, bottoming out which both of you let out some moans and curses, softly saying them as he wrapped his arms around your torso, giving you a minute before he started moving.
“S-shoyo” you quietly gasped, holding onto the pillow as he pushed himself into you trying to close your eyes and relax, slowly but restlessly, getting deeper in you with every thrust. Leaning back into him his arm now moving around your chest, angling himself to where it felt good.
His thrusts felt agonizingly slow, teasing almost, as he shoved his face into your shoulder, groaning how good you felt. “fuck, baby m’gonna cum.” he whined out. The pressure in his hips getting stronger with you clenching around him.
‘s’okay, hurry up and cum baby” you cooed, feeling him grow in you, wanting him to feel good, moving your hips back to catch his. “fuck-k” he finished, the warmness spreading into you, some dripping out onto your legs, slipping on the bed.
“You good now?” you giggled after some time, him finally sporting a smile instead of a frown. “thank you...” he shyly muttered out, turning you around to face him, wanting to see your pretty face.
“Can u wake me up at 3?” you asked, giving yourself another hour to get clean. Already being put back because you had to come in earlier today.
“Yeah cutie.” he said, putting it on his phone, you too worn out to do anything but stay still, now facing him while he snuggled into your chest, his head right under yours, finally getting the rest you deserved.
You were a sensitive little thing, loving how rough and needy he got with you.
But sometimes you needed a break, it hurting too much leaving you sore.
But you're also a fiend for him okay?
who wouldn't be?
Jumping on him every hour of the day.
So you go and straight up, atleast try to, tell him that you want him to be easier with you.
But you were also embarrassed of it, being so needy for him, also not wanting his ego to get any higher than it was, due to you basically you telling him you needed him everyday.
And he's like ok!! on it (¬‿¬)
“What wrong pretty girl, hmmm?” he asked, pulling your waist closer to him, dragging his hand on your upper thigh, fingers finding the outline of you panties under that skirt you were wearing. Him wondering why you looked so distraught just walking up to him.
“Tsumie” you said ignoring his question, bringing up your own, trying your best to get it out only for it to get caught in your throat.
“Hmm?” he responded turning all his attention on you, his gaze making you even more nervous.
“I- um... was just wondering if you could- ya know....bealittlemoregentlenexttime?” you said, muttering the last part out, hoping he understood and wouldn't inquire any further.
He paused for a minute, taking in what you just said, glad that you were comfortable enough to express your thoughts around him, pulling you closer until his face was to your chest, looking up at you with his eyes glistening due to the reflection of the lamp in them. “Right now princess?” he smirked much softer than he usually did.
“Here baby. You're gonna come with me, and i'm gonna take good care of you...real good care of you.” he said, playful traces underlying his words, getting up from his chair while picking you up with him, hands under your thighs already causing a problem. Yes you loved dom, rough atsumu but when he was sweet and gentle, that was a whole nother story, as you could prove right now.
He gently laid you on the bed, taking all your clothes off, kissing all over you until you were wet enough, before attempting to “test” you with his fingers. To which you whined in protest, wanting him in you right now, wanting to feel his warmth inside and out of you.
He positioned himself on top of you, listening to whatever you wanted, fully settling himself inside after sometime, giving you time to adjust to him. He started moving his hips back and forth, his view of you beneath him being picture perfect, as you could say them the same before leaning down into you, muttering words of praise and affection in your ears. The only sound you responded with was moans and cries, but the look in your eyes, the look of want and need, the baseline for love, told him what he wanted to hear, but it wasn't enough.
“Thank you for putting up with me, you know i love you, huh? tell me baby.” he said not rushing you wanting you to feel at ease with him “Tell me you know i love you” he finished, desperate undertones in his words, looking at you with those big sweet eyes.
“I-i know you... love- me.” you choked out, his soft thrusts still hitting you deep, knocking on your cervix, but it felt so good; being in eachothers arms, hitting all the right spots, his breath in your face entangling with yours, feeling more connected than ever. Before you knew it the two of you had finished more than once, now resting in eachothers arms, a
“You feel good baby? He asked, an airy smile plastered on his face, you trying to do the same moving closer to him so he could hear you, arms still wrapped around each other.
You loved him so much, even when he was a meanie
And he did the same, internally grateful that he was lucky enough to get someone as sweet as you.
Which is why he was making up for the argument he started earlier today.
Not meaning anything he said, just stressed and taking it out on you : ( not knowing how to apologize with words.
So he does what he knows you love, but you never ask him bc you don't want to bother him.
You loved him touching you and vice versa, but you respected his wishes and only did it when you two were alone, even holding back in private too, not wanting to bother him.
So he gives you want you want, a physical form of an apology, another way to express his feelings.
“shh..” he tenderly mumbled into your ear, the one he’d been kissing on for the past few minutes, the sloppiness of it that you loved. Your chest to his back, being completely nude with your legs spread open, one of his hands pinching your nipple while grabbing the rest of the flesh around it.
The sweat and tears adoring your face, masked in pleasure, trying your best to look up at him only to receive a kiss on the head.
“Yoomi~” you sofly cried, clinging on your hands back onto the fabric of his shirt, the one that he got back from his press conference in, the one that he came back in a bad mood, immediately taking it out on you.
His thumb played with your clit, two of his long fingers sliding in as well, leaving you more of a mess then you were already in, his voice accompanied, encouraging you to. He curled his fingers into you, not roughly but hard enough to make you feel it. Your other hand shakily grabbing onto the arm he was blessing you with.
You were such a sweetheart for him, an angel he thought. As soon as you walked in the room he could swear he saw a halo around your head, looking at you long enough to where he could bask in your beauty, but short enough to where you couldn't tell.
Sometimes he felt like he didn't deserve you, being such a bad boyfriend that can't attend to your “needs”, feeling like a dead weight on you. But the way you followed him around like a lost puppy, expressing your love for him in ways you knew he would like reassured him that you were the one.
“-omi” you moaned, legs now shaking, holding them in place with his arm, his fingers working faster while his hand was still cupping your breast squeezing it every once in a while.
“Come for me love.” he warmly mumbled into your ear, taking a break from kissing down your neck, his marks accompanying the glistening of your skin, being the prettiest sight in his eyes. You freezed up in his arms, finally letting go of his shirt, your head rolling back as far as it could. You ultimately getting the both of you dirty, your cum being now a puddle beneath you two, not having the energy to fret about it.
He lets you rest in his arms after your high, lightly resting his head on top of yours, giving it another kiss, gently holding you leaning into you before whispering a faint “Im sorry.”
This is regular occurrence for you two
Yes, he fucks the shit out of you, but lovingly < 3
You two always express your love for each other through touch, being intimate leaves to you in a daze.
But after he wins a game and sees you in the crowd so excited, a big smile appears on his face, feeling grateful to have you in his life.
He shows you how much he appreciates you
“i love you....so much” he said, dragging your clothes off, eyes following you like a needy puppy, his shirt hanging on by one of his arms still in it, the rest of him naked.
You could only giggle in response, taking off the bra yourself, seeing that he was trying his hardest too, not wanting to take any longer. “Ko, baby what about you?” you said referring to his state letting out another laugh. His hair even more messed up from taking off his hoodie faster than you've ever seen, looking like a little kid trying to dress themselves.
“baby.” you murmur, your hands landing on the sides of his face, into your space, trying to bring him back to reality for a second. “I'm always gonna be here, always... so you can take your time” you finished, seeing he finally took your suggestion as he stood up.
He took off his shirt, now being fully naked for your eyes to admire. But before you could let your hands touch his chest he grabbed them, softly pulling you into his lap, wrapping his big arms around you while letting his head rest on your shoulder.
You got the hint and relaxed as he lined himself up with you, moving his head so that he could see before pushing himself inside trying to hold back his eagerness. “feel good?” he asked thrusting in you a little, the blush covering his cheeks as he held your body closer.
“yeah...feels so good.” you faintly whined out. “...only you could make me feel this way”
His big frame melted into yours as he started moving, your words being music to his ears, his slow strokes making you feel his need. You leaned your head on his shoulder too, slightly moving your hips with his, wanting to feel him even deeper.
His hands moved to your ass and the top of your back, gripping them firmly against his soft movements, letting out moans as he felt you clench around him, the soft flesh being the only thing keeping him grounded.
“F-fuck baby” he started before you cut him off with a “shh, you can cum.” trying your best to seem stable with the way he was fucking you, bouncing on him, hitting those seep spots over and over.
You felt him release, the wetness dripping down your thighs falling onto his, hearing a few curses and moans along with it, giving you puppy dogs eyes asking if you'd let him fuck you again, and of course you couldn't say no.
He kept you in this position for the rest of the night so he could hear all the words of affection, the praise you said he deserved, moaned into his ear. The scratch marks and bruises being the only physical trace left, reminding him of the love you two shared.
“You did great bo.” you said with a smile, sitting in his lap, eyes fluttering as you feel asleep along with him. His grip on you was still tight, kissing you on the forehead, his way of letting you know how much he loved you.
Date night yayyyy
Anyways, he’s admiring how beautiful you are, thanking the gods for giving you to him
And he wants to show you how much he worships the ground you walk on, taking it nice and slow, as usual, but this time it would stay like that.
Even if he tries to be gentle with you its still gonna hurt for a min.
Poor baby :’ (
But its okay cause he’ll dote on you and coo in your ear of how good of a girl you are for taking him. : )
“Please, meian.'' you whined, grabbing onto his chest, sweaty skin linking you two together, thighs connected to his hips. Rubbing your bare self on his length, the lace panties you had on being long gone, tossed somewhere on the floor.
He couldn't keep his eyes off of you the whole night, the outfit you had on hugging you just right, the skin peeking out every so often, his hands wondering all over you to your obvious enjoyment; and on the ride home he couldn't keep his eyes off your lips. The gloss shining bright in the streetlights, your natural pout shaping your pretty little face, so innocent, reminding him of all the times you weren't.
“shhh... its okay, I got you angel. We can take it slow, okay?” he said already reading your mind, knowing how his pretty girl thinks, holding your weight making sure you didn't slide down him too fast.
He let you do whatever you wanted to your heart's content, it was always about you, he'd always go along with what you wanted, never doing anything you didn't. You wanting to ride him out of the blue, wanting to take it at your pace. He was more than happy to provide, you usually letting him do whatever he wanted to you, its only right that he returned the favor.
“You good doll?” he groaned, only the tip being in you right now, trying to accommodate his size, even though you were wet from him jumping on you the minute you walked through the door. His hungry eyes not leaving you once, picking you up while shoving his lips on your soft ones, hands raking through your clothes, his hands pulling them off till you only had your panties on.
“Ease up baby, look... “ he stated, his grip on your hips with his big warm hands making you melt into his touch, distracting you from your end goal. “m’sorry... im trying to go faster” you let out, a few tears following while you froze in place. Your mind racing with the thoughts of this not feeling good for him, only you, instant regret flooding your train of thought.
“No, no, no angel,” he started worriedly, wanting to take care of you as he should, leaning up against the bed frame now being face to face with you. “its all about you okay? don't worry doll it feels good for me too, I'm not as impatient as i seem” he said, a slight laugh accompanying him trying to lighten the mood.
“here, lemme move all the way inside you, then you can do whatever you want alright.” he somewhat asked. You nodded, holding onto his shoulders as his hands and hips moved, slowly filling you up, now trembling in his grasp. The stretch making you whine, feeling his balls against your ass, already rutting into him letting out a few moans while he leaned back, thinking you were the most precious thing he's ever seen, a slight smirk now on his face.
“Alright angel, im all yours now.”
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you jokingly ask them if they’re using you for your body
characters: bokuto + kageyama + iwaizumi + (gn!reader)
summary: how they would react to you jokingly asking if they were using you for your body
warnings: suggestive things, pouty boys
notes: i came up w this literally as i was in bed about to sleep,,, idk y’all––also i hope this isn’t offensive to anyone, it’s meant to be lighthearted and not serious at all !! + trying a different format for this one so we’ll see how i feel about it
part one | part two | part three
you’d be in his lap, hands in his hair as he kisses along your neck, leaving pretty marks on you that he’d no doubt stare at afterwards
you’d bite your lip mischievously as he started bucking his hips into you, his hands slowly raising your shirt
“bo,” you’d say breathlessly (bc wow he really does know how to make u breathless)
and he’d hum, not stopping his lips or hands and you’d go on, forcing yourself not to laugh
“you’re not using me for my body, are you?”
he would pull his head away and stop his hands as soon as you finished that question and get so pouty
like he can’t believe you would ask that
but he’s also so sad that you would think that
he’d frown immediately and tbh almost tear up as he looks at you, perched on his lap
“what?” his hands squeezed your waist gently. “baby why would you say that? of course i’m not...” he looked into your eyes, “do you really believe that?”
you shrugged, biting your lip to stop the smile that was breaking free. “i mean, you almost always wanna do stuff, you know?”
his eyes widened, “well that’s only cause you’re so hot!” he sat up, “i promise i’m not using you for anything, i love and respect you so much.” his bottom lip started trembling and you couldn’t help it anymore.
“kou,” you laughed, bringing your hands up to his cheeks. you cooed as he nuzzled into your palms, “baby i was just joking.” you gave him a quick peck on the lips. “i know you’re not using me.”
“oh...” he looked down in realization then perked up again. ”hey!” he pulled you against him and laughed into your chest. “you can’t do that to me baby. you really scared me.”
you hugged him tight, “i know bub, i’m sorry.”
after a few seconds he looked back up at you, “so are we gonna continue...cause i really need you––”
you and kageyama had been dating for a few months now
and he wasn’t that experienced, having focused mainly on volleyball during middle school and high school
so you were the one who guided him sexually tbh and he was 100% okay with that
he got comfortable with you and started to initiate things on his own, making sure that you were okay with it
even though he was still a little nervous around you––he just couldn’t believe he was dating you
tbh he was pretty pent up and he didn’t even realize until you showed him everything he’d been missing out on
so he was kinda horny,, all the time
but you really didn’t mind! but you also liked being a tease––
so you couldn’t help but ask one day as his restless hands traveled your body––
“tobi,” you cooed, gripping his hair, and he groaned at the sensual tone of your voice and the pull of your fingers, as his lips kissed the skin on your stomach as he lifted your shirt. “you’re not...using me for my body, are you?”
he pulled away immediately and sat back on his heels between your legs, eyes wide and completely confused. honestly, he was offended. “what?! no! why would you say that! of course not?!”
you laughed, unable to contain yourself at how bewildered he was. you sat up and wrapped your arms around him, kissing his cheek once. “i was just joking tobi, promise.”
he pouted and reluctantly held you back, mumbling into the crook of your shoulder. “jokes are supposed to be funny.”
you made it up to him afterwards, don’t worry.
iwaizumi was a very passionate lover,, a very aggressive one at times too
but you liked it, don’t worry
so you would always do little things to spice up your time together
you knew what buttons to push
iwa was leaning over you on the couch, one hand holding him up, the other caressing your waist and squeezing occasionally as he kissed you deeply
it wasn’t until he trailed his kisses to your neck, groaning about how badly he wanted you, that you got the idea
you liked to rile him up and tease him all the time so this was nothing new
just as his hand slipped down to unbutton your pants, you asked
“haji, are you using me for my body?”
he paused and stayed in his position for a moment before you heard a quiet “what the fuck?” slip past his lips. he sat up and pulled you with him before looking at you with offended, furrowed brows. “you’re fucking joking right?—“
you opened your mouth in shock at his tone but honestly his reaction was was only turning you on even more.
“i don’t know if some jackass before me has done that to you, if they have i’ll beat their ass. but i am nothing like that, is that clear?”
you swallowed thickly and rubbed your thighs together restlessly before nodding. “yes sir.”
he grunted and then sighed before softening his gaze, taking your hands in his and rubbing your knuckles gently with his thumbs. “you don’t actually think that, right?”
you bit your lip and shook your head. “was just a joke, haji.”
his gaze hardened immediately, “you’re gonna pay for that, you know.”
you smiled cheekily, only igniting the flame. “i sure hope so.”
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-ˋˏ things they do in the relationship ˎˊ-
warnings: a little suggestive
goes inside the bathroom when you’re showering
⤷ suga, kageyama, kuroo, yamamoto, OIKAWA, makki, yahaba, kyotani, bokuto, akaashi, ushiwaka, goshiki, shirabu, sakusa, kita, ATSUMU, SUNA, osamu, korai & sachiro
makes dirty jokes all the time
⤷ suga, noya, tanaka, KUROO, yaku, fukunaga, mattsun, FUTAKUCHI, KONOHA, TERUSHIMA, komori, ATSUMU, SUNA & korai
gropes you out of nowhere
⤷ kuroo, mattsun, makki, IWA, yahaba, kunimi, tendo, hayato, sakusa & SUNA
doesn’t hide his dick from when he has a boner
⤷ kuroo, KENMA, oikawa, mattsun, makki, kyotani, futakuchi, bokuto, SAKUSA, komori, aran, ATSUMU, SUNA & SACHIRO
proclaims his love to you 24/7
⤷ noya, tanaka, kai, yamamoto, OIKAWA, kindaichi, bokuto, kita, atsumu & korai
plays with your ass when you’re on your stomach
⤷ yaku, kenma, oikawa, mattsun, iwa, aone, bokuto, konoha, semi, shirabu, KOMORI, aran, gin, SUNA, osamu & SACHIRO
asks for cuddles all the time
⤷ asahi, noya, tsuki, hisashi, yams, kai, kenma, inuoka, OIKAWA, iwa, kunimi, akaashi, goshiki, SAKUSA, ATSUMU, SUNA & SACHIRO
drools on you when he falls asleep
⤷ yams, makki, kindaichi, aone, koganegawa, akaashi, semi, reon, terushima, kita, osamu, akagi, korai & sachiro
picks their noses in front of you
⤷ hinata, noya, fukunaga, lev, makki, futakuchi, atsumu, osamu & korai
pees with the door opened
⤷ suga, kuroo, fukunaga, MATTSUN, MAKKI, iwa, konoha, ushiwaka, terushima, aran, suna & sachiro
farts in front of you
⤷ daichi, kageyama, narita, KUROO, kenma, fukunaga, OIKAWA (then he blames you for it), yahaba, futakuchi, BOKUTO, konoha, goshiki, taichi, komori, aran, gin, ATSUMU, suna, osamu & sachiro
sings off key
⤷ tanaka, hinata, yaku, oikawa, makki & gin
sleeps practically naked
⤷ kuroo, mattsun, makki, kyotani, koganegawa, atsumu & osamu
makes you breakfast all the time
⤷ daichi, asahi, ennoshita, yams, kai, oikawa, IWA, aone, AKAASHI, sakusa, KITA, omimi, OSAMU & SACHIRO
bites you out of nowhere
⤷ noya, kuroo, makki, konoha, komi, tendo, OSAMU, gin, akagi, SUNA, korai & SACHIRO
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oooh do you think you can do a headcanon where we put a pillow inbetween us before we go to sleep. just as a prank, i wanna know how they'd react- it's okay if you cant tho and you can ignore this whenever😅
HAIKYUU BOYS REACTION WHEN YOU PUT A PILLOW INBETWEEN YOU BOTH BEFORE BED
characters — timeskip!miya atsumu, bokuto kōtarō, iwaizumi hajime, sakusa kiyoomi, suna rintarō
a/n — pls i love this request sm aaaaaaaa, hope you enjoy my looove <3
☾ ATSUMU the bed dipped slightly under his weight as he leaned over you, peppering your face with a few kisses before you playfully slapped him away, a lazy smirk on his face as he flops down on his side, opening his arms for you to crawl into “cmeer angel.” his grin drops when you pull the pillow out from under your head, putting it inbetween you both “wha? what’re ya doin? how ma meant ta sleep if ya ain’t pressed against me, baby come onnnnn” you stifle a giggle as you turn away from him, hearing him whine before dramatically falling back on the bed with a sigh, mumbling a “fine, guess ya don’t want cuddles then.” followed by a few minutes of silence before you feel his warm hand against your waist, turning to see him laying ontop of the pillow with a pout and a sleepy gaze, cheek smooshed against the fabric as his fingers trace the skin on your waist gently “let me hold ya, please. don’t like sleepin’ without ya in ma arms.” you give in.
☾ BOKUTO basically jumped into the bed beside you, arms immediately wrapping around you as he gave you a few goodnight kisses with a sleepy grin, hair flat against his head. his eyebrows raise when you push him away gently, slotting a pillow inbetween you both while the pout on his lips grows when you turn away from him. “baby? are you okay? are you too warm? i swear i’ll try and be colder tonight, can we cuddle please~” his voice is whinier, spoken through pouted lips but you smile when you hear him shuffle behind you when you don’t reply. his arms loop around your waist as he inches closer, smooshing the pillow against your back with his chest, still determined to hold you in his arms even if you can’t be against him as he whispers again “baby, is this okay?” you end up feeling bad and removing the pillow, he holds you even closer than normal and passes out instantly with you against him.
☾ IWAIZUMI shot you a lazy smirk as he took off his shirt, climbing into bed beside you before leaning over and placing a soft kiss against your forehead, fingers finding their place around your waist as he goes to pull you close to him. his eyebrows pull into a frown when you nudge his hands off, slotting a pillow in the space between you both before turning around with a huff. “doll? everything okay?” you hear him groan and mumble something under his breath before he moves behind you, turning to see him leaning over your figure as he tucks the blanket in around your body “just making sure you don’t get cold, dumbass.” the pout still visible on his lips because it was always his job to keep you warm against him. calls you a brat when you throw the pillow away with a giggle but he’s still quick to gather you into his arms with a tsk and a roll of his eyes “now go to sleep, doll. i’ve got you.”
☾ SAKUSA sat up in bed waiting for you before you climbed in, sending you a soft smile as he places the blanket over top of you, followed by a gentle kiss against your cheek then your lips. “goodnight, sweetheart.” his thumb grazes your cheek slightly as he leans back, expecting you to curl into his side but his lips part and brows furrow when you slot a pillow in the space instead. “what’re you doing?” you turn away from him, hearing him shuffle slightly before he clears his throat again. “are you upset? w-with me, i mean?” his voice is soft, causing you to turn around as he gazes at you, eyes a little cloudy with how tired he is but he looks worried. his hand reaching across the pillow to graze your own “i had a shower after practice. uh, i used that body wash you like too, love.” he gets a little grumpy if you laugh at him though, he’s just embarrassed “i just didn’t want you getting cold and sick, brat.” he’s blushing though.
☾ SUNA lazily blinked up at you as you climbed into bed, smoothing a hand through his hair before he immediately grabbed your waist, pulling you back against him. mumbling out a raspy “pretty baby.” before placing a kiss onto the back of your shoulder. he leans back when you shake out of his grip, face deadpan as you shove a pillow between you both, the silence seems so loud when you turn away, apart from a quiet tsk from his side. a few minutes pass and you’re pretty sure he’s fell asleep until you feel the pillow being yanked from behind you with a mumbled curse under his breath, hearing it land on the floor before you’re pulled back against his chest immediately. his arms circling your waist while he sighs above you when you giggle in his hold, nuzzling against his chest “shutup, just let me be clingy.”
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which boys would be the most romantic vs who is the most low key in their relationships?
oh this is interesting to think about! they all ended up very romantic, though <3
most to least romantic in their relationships ♡
→ AKAASHI is a classic romantic. he buys you exotic flowers with special meanings for important occasions, and he might even write a sonnet dedicated to you in dark ink on a coffeeshop napkin.
→ SUGA likes the kind of romance that belongs in a photo album. he sets up for the two of you at sunset, a wicker basket laden with your favorite foods in one hand and a bouquet of roses in the other.
→ KUROO was a hopeless romantic before he met you. now that he’s dating someone, he can carry out all those things he wanted to do – kisses on your knuckles, sentimental text messages, walking you back home late at night.
→ OIKAWA has a romance that exists just for you two. he likes private embraces in candlelit rooms and writing love letters because it’s easier than listing out everything he loves about you out loud.
→ BOKUTO is very showy about his romance. he feels like you complete him, and he wants to show that. he’s the kind of person to make a sign saying “y/n, i love you” and hold it in public until you show up for your date.
→ IWAIZUMI is a gentleman in his romance. you notice he looks at you in adoration a lot, he’s always holding open doors for you, and he’ll carry you home after your shoes give you blisters.
→ USHIJIMA is surprisingly romantic. he has a traditional sense of romance gleaned from old films and books, the kind where he makes a scrapbook of your memories together and shows up at your door with flowers and chocolate.
→ KAGEYAMA doesn’t really know how to be romantic, but he tries his best. he slips the key to his place in a heart-shaped envelope, and he buys you two matching promise rings that he’ll slip on while you’re sleeping.
→ ATSUMU likes romance you’d see in a coming-of-age movie. he’ll throw rocks at your window at midnight and buy you a heart-shaped pizza. he might scatter rose petals over his bed later, even if you two end up in a conversation and laugh too hard to get in a romantic mood.
→ TSUKISHIMA tries to be lowkey at romance. he’ll share his headphones with you, make you a playlist of songs that remind him of you, and get you that thing you added to your wishlist but never bought.
→ KENMA is romantic in a way that doesn’t feel forced. he quietly murmurs how much he loves you at 3am when you two are in a sleepy haze, and the feeling of his fingers interlocked with yours feels like what romance should be.
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haikyuu boys and just hot things guys do
it took a lot of inner soul searching to come up with things that men do that are hot pls this was so much harder than it should’ve been. if you can’t tell eye contact intimidates me and makes my brain go blank and so does driving. also why is matsukawa in so many of them he’s just too fine?? thank you @chubbybunny111 for helping me tap into my inner attraction for men
warnings: mention of weed on the first one, me being outta pocket i can’t believe i like men
when they look up at you while they take the last hit from a bong
↳ oikawa, akaashi, terushima, kuroo, kenma, tanaka, matsukawa, hanamaki, suna
when they make eye contact with you while they make fun of you
↳ tsukishima, sugawara, matsukawa, iwaizumi, kuroo, oikawa, tendou, atsumu, kageyama
putting a hand on your thigh while they’re driving
↳ kageyama, tanaka, yamaguchi, daichi, yaku, osamu
does that thing where he grabs you by the jaw and makes you look at him when he’s talking about something important
↳ tsukishima, atsumu, iwaizumi, sugawara, AKAASHI
drinking his coffee from a mug with both hands, looking at you from the brim of the glass in between sips
↳ hinata, kenma, ennoshita, hanamaki, semi, daichi
when they like drink a lot of water and then look at you right after, and there’s water dripping down their chin and they just smile at u plEASE
↳ MATSUKAWA, sugawara, atsumu, daichi, kuroo, SUNA
head pats. HEAD PATS. yknow, the kind where they leave their hand on your head for a second after and tread their fingers through your hair before they ruffle it up (this one gets me weak FJSKFJ)
↳ sugawara, OIKAWA, lev, terushima, suna, hinata
drumming their fingers absentmindedly to the music
↳ nishinoya, matsukawa, tsukishima, akaashi, kageyama
when they laugh and do the eye roll + tongue to cheek combo
↳ atsumu, kuroo, iwaizumi, konoha, tsukishima, matsukawa
referring to you by your name randomly in the middle of a conversation
↳ iwaizumi, bokuto, ennoshita, kenma, suna, kageyama, sugawara
that thing where after playing a game or working out, they run their hands through their hair to try to get the sweat out of it and their hair ends up sticking to their forehead and the sweat drips down
↳ kageyama, terushima, akaashi, matsukawa, yamaguchi
laughing in the middle of a high stress situation
↳ oikawa, daichi, tanaka, kuroo, bokuto, semi
this one is so obvious but when they ball their hands into fists, or hold a ball really right, or open a jar, or pick something up, basically just hands.
↳ oikawa, kageyama, iwaizumi, sugawara, akaashi, bokuto, yamaguchi
taking his wallet out of his front pants pocket lmao
↳ hanamaki, hinata, suna, konoha
reading a book in a public place, like on a train or sitting in a park
↳ tsukishima, iwaizumi, kuroo, osamu, sugawara
when their eyes get all soft when they look at something they’re passionate about or something they care about
↳ yamaguchi, hinata, kageyama, daichi, tanaka, kuroo, bokuto
humming quietly without realizing as he does something
↳ hanamaki, kageyama, kenma, kuroo, bokuto, daichi
of course, when they put their hand on the headrest behind you to reverse their car
↳ IWAIZUMI, atsumu, bokuto, kageyama, daichi, tanaka
when they get frustrated over something small like not being able to fix something or getting bad news in a show. or, when they get mad in general(🤨)
↳ akaashi, SUGAWARA, atsumu, yamaguchi, kenma, osamu
being comfortable in their masculinity OR the ability to present femininity
↳ yamaguchi, OIKAWA, bokuto, kenma, suna, hinata
remembering something small you brought up once awhile ago
↳ hinata, daichi, hanamaki, oikawa, akaashi, ennoshita, kenma
leaning back in their seat with one hand on the wheel and the other balled on his head, elbow resting on their open window
tanaka, matsukawa, akaashi, kuroo, sugawara, tsukishima, terushima
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Which HQ boys would unknowingly follow you into the bathroom. Like he’s just talking your ear off and just walks around following you like a lost puppy and when you walk into the bathroom he just stares at you like “what? Didnt you have to pee or something? Go ahead I don’t mind” and continues talking like it’s nothing 😂😂😂
HAIKYUU BOYS WHO WOULD FOLLOW YOU INTO THE BATHROOM
characters - miya atsumu, bokuto kōtarō, suna rintarō, oikawa tōru, tendou satori
a/n - lmaoooo pls this is so funny HAHAHAHA
☾ ATSUMU he literally follows you around the house like a puppy so he doesn’t even flinch when you walk into the bathroom, he just follows you in and leans against the bathroom counter like it’s nothing “huh? why’d ya stop talking?” “i need to pee ‘tsumu” “pee then.” he’ll whine so much when you kick him out but he stands right outside the door and shouts in if you take too long “are ya done yet? a wanna cuddle.”
☾ BOKUTO see those videos of those dogs where you close the bathroom door and they burst in after you - that’s him. as soon as you get up from his arms he’ll immediately follow you, close the door behind you and he’ll literally burst in and whine “BABY! why’d you close the door on meee.” he goes all floppy if you try to kick him out like he’ll lean back so he’s all heavy while making crying noises.
☾ SUNA he doesn’t realise you are both in the bathroom tbh, if you’re cuddling and you get up he just shrugs and follows you until you’re in the toilet and he’s just scrolling on his phone sitting on the edge of the bath and you’re just looking like “eh rin? i gotta pee.” he just hums like “pee then, i won’t look.” he’ll get silently grumpy if you tell him to leave so just do it.
☾ OIKAWA he gets too into his gossip that he needs to finish the story, like he’ll be getting heated mid story so if you get up he’s following so he doesn’t have to stop - until you’re standing in the bathroom and you’re trying to tell him to leave but he literally won’t stop talking to let you ask, he’ll pout if you interrupt him “y/n-chan i wasn’t finished! hmph.”
☾ TENDOU if you get up to pee he all of a sudden needs to pee too “where ya goinnn?” “to pee.” “OOO i’ll come too!” he’ll literally stand right in front of you while you stand infront of the toilet like “aren’t you gonna go?” kick his ass out but as soon as he hears you flush he’s straight in the door again to tell you to wait on him.
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