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haikyuuublog · 2 days ago
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IT IS AKAASHI BDAY (AND ALSO MINE) SO WANTED TO SAY HAPPY BDAY TO HIM!!! ONE OF MY FAV CHARACTERS AND ALWAYS A WHOLE ASS MOOD- LOVE THIS GRUMPY MAN WITH MY WHOLE HEART!!! HAVE SOME LOW QUALITY AND CURSED AKAASHI PICS!!! <333
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shutupyamaguchi · 2 days ago
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Bokuto: I have good news and bad news. Which one do you wanna hear first?
Akaashi: good news
Bokuto: I won’t do it again
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txbix-chxn · 2 days ago
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Daichi: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.
Suga: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.
Daichi:
Daichi: ...You mean ring bearER, right?
Suga:
Daichi: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to Kageyama’s wedding.
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Semi, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?
Ushijima: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.
Semi:
Semi: Water you doing?
*Tendou cackling in the distance*
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ivanushaushkaohohoh · 2 days ago
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kyoutani: these are my dogs, Fluffy and Rose, Fluffy's a golden retriever and Rose is a pitbull yahaba: cool this is my cat Fuckface he's a bitch and he crawled in through my window once and now he won't leave me alone
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ukailele · 3 months ago
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kageyama: you know, i’ve never been a fan of romance
tsukki: bullshit.
kageyama: what?
yamaguchi: last week hinata bought you a single rose and you cried in front of all of us
kageyama: that doesn’t cOUNT
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screamin-abt-haikyuu · 4 months ago
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Haikyuu Characters as Tweets/Memes
What this is about: Exactly what the title says. They're funny tweets/textposts/memes that I think these characters would make. Warnings: None. A/N: These tweets/memes aren't mine. I found them on various meme pages. Also the last post was a lil too sad lmao pls they were personal opinions pls reject them I'm crei pls have some laughs.
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Yachi:
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Yamaguchi:
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Oikawa:
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Bokuto:
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Tsukishima:
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Tanaka:
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Kuroo @ Third gym squad:
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Nishinoya:
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Hyakuzawa:
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Asahi:
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Part 2 is up!
Masterlist
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carcarrow · a month ago
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𝙾𝚒𝚔𝚊𝚠𝚊: 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚕.
𝙸𝚠𝚊𝚒𝚣𝚞𝚖𝚒: 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚍𝚞𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎.
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smolbokuto · 11 days ago
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kuroo: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
daichi: language!
oikawa: yeah watch your fucking language
ushijima: OKAY WHO TAUGHT OIKAWA THE FUCK WORD?
terushima: 'the fuck word'
bokuto: are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
oikawa: oh my god he censored it
terushima: say fuck, bokuto
oikawa: do it, bokuto.. say fuck
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average-potato · 17 days ago
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bokuto: aghaashi I’m cold
Akaashi: here take my jacket
Atsumu: omi I’m cold
Sakusa: we’ll I can’t control the wether now can I, Atsumu
Oikawa: Iwa-Chan I’m cold
Iwa: *chasing oikawa with a lighter ready to set him on fire*
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shutupyamaguchi · a day ago
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Kageyama: I’ve been dropping subtle hints that I like Hinata
Kageyama: *walking over to Hinata* I can’t stand you
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mjgrayson · 16 days ago
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Atsumu: People are always asking me,
Kageyama: Miya-san do you do spiders?
Atsumu: *laughs* I do NOT, I REFUSE. They got too many abilities! They got venom,they can climb on walls, they got FUCKING WEBS!
Sakusa: What's he talking about?
Kageyama: *way too deep into this convo* Shhhh
Atsumu: With the amount of webs I've accidentally walked into, if I was small enough I WOULD HAVE DIED AT AGE SIX
Sakusa: You're such a arachnophobic
Kageyama: You don't want spiders to get married?
*Tsukkishima at the respective training camp*
Hinata: Tsukkishima are you okay?
Tsuki: I got the the sudden urge to slap someone
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incorrectly-haikyuu · 5 months ago
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Haikyuu Incorrect Quotes
Bokuto: I give up. I am so tired.
Kenma: Get the emergency supply!
Kuroo: *carries Akaashi and places them in front of Bokuto*
Akaashi: *smiles*
Bokuto: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO
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otaku-bani · a month ago
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Osamu : **hits atsumu**
Atsumu: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR !?
Osamu: your face is annoying
Atsumu : we legit have the same face!!!!!
Osamu: your's is more hitable
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carcarrow · a month ago
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Bokuto: If I got a dollar for every time I thought about you, I’d only have one dollar because you’re all I think about.
Akaashi, trying to hide his blushed cheeks: Have fun being broke, Bokuto-san.
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