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incorrecthaikyuu-quotes · 6 minutes ago
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Nishinoya: *on the phone* hello, asahi? My hands are stuck in pringles tubes ... both hands, yeaa .... Nishinoya: hey hey, it's not important how I dialed the number, can you please come here now?
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fukurodani-gakuen · an hour ago
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Komi: I love cheating if you don’t cheat what the hell is wrong with you
Konoha: Have you ever been cheated on?
Komi: I forgot some people are in relationships. To clarify, I love to violate academic integrity on exams.
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qwerty-jpeg · an hour ago
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Atsumu, ugly crying: How can Shoyo not want me back? I’m so cool and hot. I’ve got it all!
Osamu: But that’s not the only things people care about!
Atsumu: WHAT ELSE IS THERE?
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gr1mreap3r · an hour ago
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futakuchi: i hope i get run over
koganegawa: aw, come on. it’s christmas! get in the spirit!
futakuchi: [sighs] fine, i wanna get run over by a reindeer
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animeincorrectquotez · an hour ago
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Kageyama: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.
Tsukishima: Only if you don't ask why.
Tsukishima: *Pulls four pristine human skulls out of his bag* Choose one.
Kageyama:
Tsukishima:
Kageyama: This one will do.
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Oikawa, drunk: *points at Iwaizumi* That’s my boyfriend, suckers!
Matsukawa: Your husband, idiot.
Oikawa: My husband! Even better!
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bnhahqincorrectquotes · 7 hours ago
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oikawa: Viva la Vida defined 2008 I don’t remember anything else
iwaizumi: there was a huge financial crisis
oikawa: sorry i can’t hear you, I think St Peter is calling my name
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side-writes-things · 7 hours ago
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Haikyuu Osamu Miya x reader incorrect text messages
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brokutokubro14 · 13 hours ago
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Suga: Everyone...
Suga: I’m about to ascend
Yaku: What?
Akaashi: Did Bokuto steal Hinata again...?
Suga: *near tears holding a #1 mom sweater*
Semi: ...The team got you that didn’t they...?
Suga: *nods and starts crying*
Happy Mother’s Day to all the great moms out there!
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haikyuu-incorrectquotes · 15 hours ago
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Hinata: How petty can you get?
Tsukishima: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
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brokenpi · 20 hours ago
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Nishinoya *feeling wise*: Violence isn't always the answer to every problem
Sugawara: It is for this one. *slaps noya across the face*
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incorrect-hq-quotes · 22 hours ago
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Goshiki: What does "idk" and "idc" mean?
Shirabu: I don't know and I don't care.
Goshiki: Well, that was rude.
Shirabu:
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qwerty-jpeg · a day ago
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Konoha: It's time to turn Fukurodani into a real business.
Bokuto: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?
Konoha: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?
Akaashi: I handle our accounting.
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fukurodani-gakuen · a day ago
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Komi: Have we checked all food to see if exploding them makes them into something better or did we stop with corn?
Washio: Please go to sleep.
Sarukui: No, no, I think he’s onto something.
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Sugawara, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Tanaka: Hey.
Nishinoya: Hi.
Kageyama: Hello.
Hinata: Hey!
Sugawara: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Nishinoya: We were out of Doritos.
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rndmrkive · a day ago
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interviewer : so how many kids do you have?
suga : biologically , emotionally or legally?
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