Certain pick-up lines, I think they would use
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My face is made for two things. To cherish, and to sit on.
Oikawa, Terushima, Tanaka, Lev, Taro, Konoha, Tendo, Atsumu
I heard you like sweets. If you go on your knees, I can give you something real nice to suck on.
Kuroo, Tsukishima, Matsukawa, Yamagata, Suna
I don’t really believe in God, but God blessed me for being between your legs.
Noya, Iwaizumi, Kageyama, Bokuto
I didn’t study astrology, but I know you’re gonna see some stars tonight.
Atsumu, Kuroo, Daichi, Semi, Sugawara
You making me a sandwich is nice, but the thought of me making you a cream pie is way better.
Ushijima, Kita, Suna, Bokuto, Osamu, Kenma
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“Dad?” Keina, your youngest daughter yells from the living room.
“Yes?” Ushijima responds, in a normal volume as he was a mere few meters away from her.
“Oh, I didn't know you were there.”
“I highly doubt that,” he mutters.
“Anyways, why did Bokuto-san call asking if we did our interview yet? What’s he talking about?”
He pauses for a few seconds before cursing under his breath. “They’re interviewing the Olympic teams from the winning years. Something about what it takes to be an athlete, the ups and downs of the commitment, they wanted the families to be interviewed too.”
“Why didn’t I know?”
“Because I never planned on doing it, I already replied I wasn’t interested.”
“Dad?” Airi, the oldest, says as she’s looking out the window. “There’s a camera crew on our lawn.”
Keina slowly turns back to her father with curious eyes, “Dad, are you sure you replied no?”
“Not so much, no.”
***
“I’m Y/N.”
“I’m Wakatoshi, we’re the Ushijima’s.”
“Thank you so much for giving this interview,” Sato, the cameraman, says.
“Yeah, of course,” you say excitedly and turn to your husband waiting for his enthusiasm but getting a deadpan face in return.
“What?”
“Smile.”
“No.”
“Please, the cameras.”
“Why would I care about the camera’s?”
“Guys we’re actually still rolling.”
“I’m talking to my wife,” Ushijima tells him and then returns his attention back to you and you sigh.
“I’m Airi, I’m sixteen.”
“I’m Keina, I’m fifteen.”
“What was it like growing up with an Olympic volleyball player as a dad?”
“Umm…” Keina hums and turns to her sister for an answer.
“He was never really strict with us about playing volleyball,” Airi says.
“It was always just kind of written in the stars,” Keina chimes in.
“Right,” Airi agrees, “that being said he taught us how to pass before we learned how to read.”
The cameraman laughs and the girls don’t.
“She’s serious,” Keina confirms.
“Oh.”
“Yeah,” they say in unison.
“Uh….moving on.”
“Ushijima-san, did you find it hard raising kids while balancing your career?”
“Yes, mostly because I wasn’t good at it.”
“What advice would you give younger players trying to balance?”
“Don’t balance. Just pick your family.”
“Sir, if you could just give me something,” he pleads.
“I’m giving you the interview.”
“Are you two friends with the other legacy kids?”
“No.”
“Yes.”
The two answer simultaneously and Airi scoffs, saying, “she is not me.”
“Kyoudo, he’s Bokuto-san's son, I love him. We used to practice together when we were younger. He’s such a little crybaby though-”
“Keina,” Ushijima says from behind the camera.
“No she’s right, literally he used to whine every time Keina beat him. Which was often. I mean I would be crying too, he’s two years older than her.”
“Airi,” you hiss.
“What?”
“Um, what about other players' kids? Are you friends?”
“I mean Iwaizumi-san’s daughter, Emiko loves me….she’s also like one and I babysit her, so that doesn’t really count,” Keina realizes, voice trailing off.
“Yeah all of dad’s teammates waited until they were like thirty, and we were both accidents so,” Airi explains.
“Oh my god,” you whisper.
“The only one who has a kid not under the age of ten besides Bokuto-san is Atsumu-san.” Keina says, “And that Miya is just….”
“A dick.”
“What positions do you play?”
“I’m a setter,” Airi answers.
“I play opposite.”
“How did growing up together mold you as players?”
“I think it made us well-rounded. Right?”
“Yeah,” Keina agrees.
“I mean not only were we raised by one of the greatest players, but we also had access to each other and always pushed the other to grow.”
“Mhm.”
“And no matter if we win or lose, I always knew my little sister was on my team. At least back then,” Airi confesses, voice nearly cracking.
“...yeah,” Keina agrees, eyes almost watering.
“Speaking of teams, you two actually play for different one’s right? Keina’s playing for the team that beat yours in the tournament last year?” Sato asks.
The girls share a look before Airi asks, “sir, have you ever played volleyball?”
“No-”
“I thought so,” she says with a smile.
“I’m….I’m gonna cut.”
“Yeah, you do that.”
“How long have you been together?” Sato tiredly asks.
“Since we were seventeen,” Ushijima answers quickly.
“Yeah, that.”
“When did you get married?”
“Twenty-four,” he answers again.
“Where’d you meet?”
“In high school. I quite literally ran into him.”
“And then we had a project together,” he remembers.
“And the rest is history,” you say, lovingly looking into his eyes and a small smile grazes his face.
“I love you,” he whispers.
“I love you.”
Sato clears his throat and you embarrassed, turn back to the camera.
“We’re not going to lie and say it’s not hard, because it is, extremely, but…”
“It’s worth it,” Ushijima says, still looking into your eyes.
He cuts the camera and you and your husband each stand up to say your goodbyes.
“It was a pleasure to meet you and your family.”
“You as well,” you say with a smile.
“And your daughters are….” he begins to say as his eyes drift off to see Airi staring daggers at him from across the room and Keina trying to get her to stop but proving to be unsuccessful. “They’re..”
“You don’t need to finish that,” you tell him.
“Anyways I just want to thank you all for your time.”
Ushijima asks bluntly, “you’re not using the interview, are you?”
“Absolutely not.”
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adlers trio shenanigans pt.2
this trio consist of : kageyama, ushijima and hoshiumi
because of popular demands on their tiktok account, they started a youtube channel
some of their videos are : “moving out”, “learning how to do ballet”, “daily vlogs” or “going clubbing”
for april fools, they published a video called “schweiden adlers secret training plan” and it was just a clip of them looking though the camera with no emotion
i feel like they started doing some pranks to their team because why tf would they suspect tobio and wakatoshi
they also started to do pranks on other teams during competitions
they put vodka in someone water bottle during a practice (official match they are rule follower for volleyball)
switched out nicollas (nico’s) uniform shorts for some comically small ones those brazilian cheeks will never get in those
they deactivated the MSBY 4 hotel room cards with a magnet so they were locked out of their room after a convention
sometimes when only one person (atsumu) is looking at them, they’ll start doing random shit like dabbing and other stuff
the whole adlers team have weekly supper
they are usually hosted by Romero (he ends up quite frequently dancing on a table… completely drunk) ((one time ushijima joined him and they nearly fell off))
the whole team also ABSOLUTELY baby Kageyama because he’s the youngest, he kinda loves it
that man always get a lil more of extra food, people will help him carry his bags (not that he needs it) when leaving for a match aboard, he gets head pats
they call tobio baby and toshi big guy , for kōrai, he gets a bunch of different one depending on his mood
they started calling them like that because they heard Miwa and they liked it sm the team stole it from her
that’s all for tonight, good bye
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pov: you and ushijima's daughters are messy
When the girls were in elementary, they would often be found in the backyard together practicing. Wataru made a point to watch because there was no greater joy than watching the people he loved most enjoy the sport he loved most. Airi sent a hard spike Keina’s way which she dives for, not hearing her father's warning to let it go as it was headed for the concrete where there would be an opportunity for-
“Ow!” she cried.
Injury.
Before Wakatoshi could get to her first, Airi quickly rushed over to her little sister and knelt down to see what was wrong, and immediately saw the large scrape on her knee.
“One to ten?”
“Seven,” Keina winced.
Airi brought Keina’s arm over her shoulder and helped carry her inside. They went into the downstairs bathroom together where Keina hopped on the counter and Airi rummaged through the cabinets until she found the first aid kit. She began tending to her sister's wound, ignoring her as she winced when the peroxide hit her skin. It didn’t take too long until she was down and placing a large bandage over her knee.
“Thanks,” Keina whispered.
“Of course, Kei. I’m your big sister, I got you.”
“Always?”
“And forever.”
***
Keina tenses up as Airi enters the restroom while still washing her hands. Airi stood next to her and began to fix her hair- still in braids- in the mirror.
“You did well out there,” Airi tells her, not bothering to look over in her direction.
“Thanks,” Keina whispers, uncomfortable beyond words, and lacking the right ones.
“Service ace, first game, wow.”
“Airi if you’re gonna-”
“You did good,” Airi repeats, sternly. “I’m proud of you. Which is why it’s gonna really suck when we crush you out there.”
Keina’s blood runs cold; her intuition proven to be right didn’t make it hurt any less.
“Thought you said truce,” Keina recalls.
“Didn’t say I’d lie. I told you, you should have gone to Shiratorizawa, cause only one team can win, and it’s gonna be us,” Airi warns, and just as she’s almost out of the restroom Keina remarks, “win like you did last year, right?”
Airi scoffs and Keina smiles, a small victory.
“Glad you watched me though,” Keina confesses, walking over to the door and pushing past Airi to open it slightly. “You can take notes, your serves are getting sloppy.”
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