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Kenma: This is awful.
Kuroo: What are you talking about? You love it here!
Kenma: I’m not sure I do. I think I just developed Stockholm Syndrome.
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heyhateme · 4 years
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Can we just stop for a second and enjoy their bromance
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teeny-sun · 3 years
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hinata, running at full speed, screaming: kAGEYAAAMAAAAAAAAAAA
tsukki, annoyed: oh great, here comes your boyfriend
kageyama, dreamily: yeah... he’s so loud :^)))
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Sugawara, texting: Please bring home purified water with no minerals. You hear me? NO MINERALS added for taste. NONE
Daichi, texting: I got spring water
Sugawara: NO
Daichi: with EXTRA minerals
Daichi: it’s like licking a stalagmite
Sugawara: DONT COME HOME
Daichi: mmmmhh cave water
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Akaashi, texting Tsukishima: Please come save me, I just walked into a party and someone yelled dibs
Bokuto, also texting Tsukishima: HELF IM DRUNK AND A HOT BOY WLAKED INTO THE PARTY NDA I YELLED DIBS
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Atsumu, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Osamu, pulling out an UNO card: +4
Suna, pulling out a Pokémon card: Pikachu, I choose you
Kita: What are you playing?
Aran: my nerves
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[Asking Haikyuu characters what makes them happy]
Hinata: Volleyball
Kageyama: Volleyball
Kenma: Video games
Akaashi: Inner Peace
Bokuto: Akaashi
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Nishinoya: The eagles won last night
Asahi: Oh, did you watch the game?
Nishinoya: *covered in blood and scratches* What game?
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The shiratorizawa boys in the car: mcdonalds! mcdonalds! mcdonalds!
Ushijima: We have food at home.
Tendo, muttering: i hate this fucking team.
The nekoma boys in the car: mcdonalds! mcdonalds! mcdonalds!
Kuroo: [pulls into the drivethrough]
the boys: [cheering]
Kuroo: one black coffee please.
the fukurodani boys in the car: mcdonalds! mcdonalds! mcdonalds!
Bokuto: mcdonalds! mcdonalds! mcdonalds!
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Oikawa: You know who I think is the ugliest guy in the school? That Hajime Iwaizumi! You know what I would give him on a scale of 1 to 10? 1 would be the ugliest and 10 pretty... I would give him an 8... 8.5 or a 9... not, not over a 9.8 ‘cos there is always room for improvement. Not everyone is perfect, like me. That’s why I’m holding out for a 10. Because I’m worth it!
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Daichi: How is everyone doing?
Hinata: Well I’m breathing
Daichi: Setting the bar pretty low huh?
Hinata: Well it’s better than Kageyama anyways
Kageyama: [having a panic attack] honestly fuck you
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Bokuto: Wow, are you two twins?
Osamu: Oh certainly not, he’s just my stunt double.
Atsumu: HEY-
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Yaku: I hate you with every inch of my body.
Lev: that’s not a lot of inches.
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Kageyama: Come on, how many times do I have to apologize?
Hinata: Once!
Kageyama: ...No.
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Hinata: What do you have to offer besides being mentally ill?
Kageyama: I’m hot
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Yamaguchi: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Tsukki a little bit
Hinata, holding Yamaguchi's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation
Yamaguchi: No, that's our joint tombstone
Hinata: Ah, my mistake
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