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***Please don't vote for either movie unless you have seen both.
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fictionalgap · 4 months
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The Heat
(Chapter 2)
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Pairing: Abby Anderson x Reader
Summary: Things get hot between you and Abby.
Chapters: Chapter 1
Warnings: Swearing, 18+ themes, nsfw, sexual content
Notes: The reader can be imagined as femme, masc, both or neither.
Song Recommendation: Starving - Hailee Seinfeld, Grey, Zedd
The kitchen was hot.
Abby was hotter.
You saw that she wore something on her slevees shirt which covered her beautiful arms.
You tried to stop your hands from trembling. You took a deep breath. You had orders from two tables. You started to focus on them. You were going pretty well. Abby was checking everyone with their eyes while she wasn't doing anything. She didn't come around you much. Maybe she didn't want to distract you. You didn't say anything though you just stuttered and she had her realization.
Which was correct.
The evening ended and you were almost closing. Most of you were doing the dishes and end of the day cleaning. Abby usually left earlier than others. This time she stayed and helped with cleaning.
One hour later everyone grabbed their coats and left one by one. You took your backpack and grabbed your coat. The kitchen was empty or you thought so. You felt a presence behind you. Heavy breaths hitting on the back of your head and shoulders. You turned around slowly to see Abby with a calm and blank expression on her face. You realized she was now just in her sleveless shirt.
"Are you ready, sweetheart? " Something inside you jumped.
"Uhm, yes chef. I was just leaving... Good evening chef. "
You were about to leave but her hand on your arm stopped you. You made eye contact with her. As If you were asking 'What's going on?'
She came down at your eye level.
"I was asking If you were ready to leave with me. "
She put her one hand on your left check and caressed it with her thumb.
Your eyes closed with her touch.
Your heart started to beat faster.
Your breath shortened and you sighed..
"Are you coming with me, Y/N? "
You could feel her smirk in her voice.
"You, you want me to come with you? " You asked dumbfounded.
There was still a chance that she might be joking. You honestly didn't think this hot woman was attracted to you.
"Let me get this straight. You want me and I want you. Isn't this what's going on? " She asked, curiousity evident on her eyes.
You gulped. You wanted to answer but no words came out. You could hear your heart beat in your ears.
"I need words from you, Y/N."
"Yes." You managed to get out.
Her face grew into a devilish smirk and your heart stopped beating for a second.
"Then, let's go. " She pulled you with her hand gently.
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Abby pulled to her garage and then you both walked to the entrance of her house. She had a nice house. Nothing too fancy but not bad. It looked functional and cool.
She opened the door with her key and pulled you inside with her. Her place looked minimalist and cozy. White, black and brown colors created a rustic environment. You felt comfortable here.
You felt her hands on your waist and her chin on your right shoulder.
She nuzzled her head through your hair.
"You smell so good. " she whispered in your ear. "
"You, smell so good." You turned to face her and caressed her arms while keeping eye contact.
She looked at where your hands were than she looked in your eyes.
"You like them?" She asked and you nuzzled her arm as a response.
She grinned at your behavior and caressed the back öf your head.
"Oh, baby... You poor thing." she kissed the top of your head.
"How about some wine?"
You nodded.
"Red or white?"
"Red." you answered.
"Wait for me here, darling, okay? "
You nodded again. You couldn't find the words. It was like she put a spell on you. You only managed to breathe which was getting harder.
She came in a minute with two wine glasses in one hand and a wine bottle in the other. She poured for you and herself. You took the glass and smelled the rich flavor. You and Abby drank at the same moment. It was delicious as expected by you.
As you talked about stuff, you found yourself ogling at her more and more. She came closer and closer and you found yourself giving into it, relaxing and making a space for her.
"Can I kiss you? " You felt bold.
Corner of her lip rises upwards. "Of course, baby."
She tasted like the wine you just drank but better. You wanted kiss her more and more. Devour her more and more. You thought your craving would ease with kissing. You realized you were starving. What you needed was this woman to be closer with you.
You whined when you felt her pulling back. You felt relief when you felt her lips on your jaw.
You felt her thick finger tracing your clit. Unfortunately there were too many cloth between.
Abby opened the button of your pants and pulled the zipper. She wasted no time to reach down there. Her hands found your folds and moved up and down slowly.
"Wanna taste down there. Do I have your permission, sweetheart? "
"Please... "
She grinned as she got in front of you and freed you from your pants and panties at the same time.
She kept eye contact while she was licking your clit which made you blush like a tomato.
"Abby... you-you are teasing."
"Eager, huh?"
Suddenly, she pulled you from your love handles which shocked you and started to bury her face in your pussy.
You could feel her nose.
And tounge.
Then her hand was placed on your back and the other one on your clit.
The pleasure was too much.
You weren't even aware that you were moaning.
It was like, you were in a place where nothing can exist.
Just you, Abby and this amazing feeling.
Taglist: @valenftcrush @elliewilliamsgf69 @hayatistirahati @rubycruzsbitch @kyleeservopoulos @d3arapril @scarletchase1989 @chrry1ovr @scarletchase1989
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mcxcuseme13 · 1 month
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Niall Horan dated Hailee Seinfeld who's currently dating Josh Allen. If Josh and Hailee ever break up Niall has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
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mauvecityextra · 2 years
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thecatkingdom9 · 1 year
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Things I write for
Will do won’t do
Warnings for stories
Marvel
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(Civil war master list)(cats story)
(Infinity war master list)
(Endgame master list)
(Cat master list)
(Kate bishop masterlist)
(Yelena belova masterlist)(closed)
(Nomad Steve rogers)(closed)
Last of us
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(HBO!Ellie Williams master list)
The firefly’s (prelude to cats story)
(Cat)Top gun trinity/top gun maverick
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(Phoenix Master list)
(Cats story masterlist)
Dc
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(Cats story masterlist)
(Super girl master list)(closed
Scream
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(Cat’s story master list)
(Tara carpenter master list)
(Sam carpenter master list)
(Danny Brackett master list)(closed)
Actors
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(Bella Ramsey masterlist)
(Jenna Ortega masterlist)
(Jack Champion masterlist)(closed)
(Sasha Calle masterlist)(closed)
(Hailee Seinfeld masterlist)
(Olivia Rodrigo masterlist)
(Emma Myers masterlist)
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yelenasdiary · 4 months
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Hey! I was wondering if you would consider writing for Kate Bishop or Hailey Seinfeld :)
Hey,
Please have a look at this post as it’ll tell you want I do write and who I write for 🥰
Who I write for
In short, yes I do write for Hailee and Kate 🥰
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justbiran · 2 years
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*spoiler alert for season 2 episode 16 of dndads*
Freddie's intro KILLED me this episode. It's so accurate it hurts.
Seeing Grant being hugged by his husband would be one of my favorite things to see too, Link. Grant's my baby boy, and I mean that in the most Paeden way possible.
HAILEE SEINFELD- *cues theme* their impressions are hilArious.
DO YOU WANT JEALOUSY AND SPITE?
Is Taylor only aware of one job? 😭😭😭 I'm not sure if I hate or love that for him.
Sparrow apologizing for what he said earlier this season? I don't trust that for some reason. I feel like this is actually Lark.
MINIONS.
"And you're mad about that..." OF COURSE THEY'RE MAD. WHAT?
A... Cat.... Bus... ANOTHER, NEW, PUSSY WAGON. NO 😭😭😭
I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT WAS FUCKING LARK. A SPARROW TATTOO? THAT'S LARKS. THIS IS LARK. I KNEW IT.
IT IS IN FACT LARK. HELL YEAH MY BOY.
~ad break~
"You're ✨stepping on my energy ✨ Normal" -Scary
LINK THE DOMINOES PIZZA MAN HELL YEAH BOYYYYYYY
SURPRISE! SORRY TAYLOR! WHAT IS IT WITH FREDDIE AND HIS CHARACTERS GETTING SUDDENLY STABBED?!?
WHY IS EVERYONE TARGETING TAYLOR!
Everyone is just stabbing everyone 😭😭😭 this is so chaotic. What else did I expect..?
INITIATIVE AGAIN. NO. STOP. 😭😭😭 THESE PEOPLE ARE TERRIBLE AT THEIR ROLLS. AnD tHeY sTiLL hAvEnT rEsTeD yEt!
Nice memory Normal 😭😭😭 convenient how you don't remember it now.
~ad break~
"Let the yeast do it's thing..." 😭😭😭
WHY DOES THIS PARTY ALWAYS FORGET IT'S NPCS? HERMIE HAS DONE NOTHING THIS WHOLE EPISODE UNTIL NOW. nooooo not the coin flippppp
THE JOY HE FEELS AT BREATHING
They're so fucking bad at their rolls 😭😭😭
SALAD TONGS DOWN HIS THROAT what the hell is this podcast, the question I ask every other week.
MATT I LOVE YOU AND YOUR BRAIN
And of course it doesn't work
YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE HER OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, WELL, DO US THE LISTENERS RECOGNIZE HER?
4 DIMENSIONALLY? IS THIS OUR 4D WITCH???? THIS ISN'T MA GIRL ERIN BUT I'LL FUCKIN TAKE IT.
TILLLLLTTTTTTT A SEASON ONE CHARACTER IS FUCKING BACKKKKKKKKKKK I'M SO HYPEDDDDDDDD
I love Taylor.
She's gonna die..? Uhhhh no bestie...
Scary I love you 😭
This is priceless 😭
The suuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn woooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Daddies? Assemble.
Woah this is epic.... Holy fucking shit.... Anthony you're amazing. Damn that's dark.
THIS EPISODE WAS AWESOME HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE NCKGXKGDKYDKTDKYDKDY
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jewishbarbies · 7 months
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Dylanisintrouble has been trash since he literally tried to explain why “you’re not like other girls” is a compliment in response to Hailee Seinfeld’s song about how much she loves and admires other girls and is happy to be compared to them because they’re awesome too. He’s so wrong for that and when people in the comment section tried to educate him politely, he got more defensive and rude. 💀
Sorry I had to get that off of my chest because nobody knows who he is and he keeps creating new channels and I just want to mega block him.
if that man took (2) seconds to listen and think before speaking I feel like the outcome of opening his mouth would be so much better 💀
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ericleo108 · 8 months
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CosmicLuve.com August 2023 - Orange
Necessary prerequisite posts:
Cosmic Luve August 2023 - Orange
108 The Story of Discovering Earth’s Consciousness (book)
Sentientism 2022
Cosmic Love 2021 - Selena Gomez
Cosmic Love April 2022: Cary Charlotte or Mary
Cosmic Luve July 2023 - The Main Thing
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This entry is coming on the heels of a pivotal post. To oversimplify, my book “108 The Story of Discovering Earth’s Consciousness” is a nonfiction autobiographical short story and philosophical breakdown of the evidence and reasoning as to why I think some planets and stars are conscious. I break down how the earth could be communicating in this blog on the Sentientism post(s) which is more about the belief and speculation about how Gaia could be communicating.
The basic theory is Gaia/Earth uses environmental semantics with telepathic randonauting and points of realization to highlight cognition to affect behavior. It’s my experience that Gaia does this through friends, good people, and especially romantic prospects to reach individuals internally with the feeling of love. This series catalogs the semantics I think Gaia is using by having entities/cosmic luves reflect my work and artistry. My main cosmic luves are Emma Watson, Taylor Swift, Hailee Seinfeld, and the main one we’ll talk about in this post is Selena Gomez.
As you can see from reading the past entries, I don’t make these up, the coincidences just come to me. I basically see semantic tropes and try to catalog and interpret them. With this one more than most, it’s obvious it’s external. I’m not making this stuff up, how could I?  The only question is, is this just all coincidence or is it the best form of communication to the planetary entity we have right now?
Where we left off
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Expanding upon last months July 2023 - The Main Thing post (and tweet with pictures). It’s worth mentioning that I was wrong about the otters thing. I’m sure somewhere I made a comment about how I like otters. Basically, I always think Gaia is using Emma Watson as a vessel strategically because the reflection to my life is so stark but would normally come by referencing things the public wouldn’t know about, hence it couldn’t be human and intentional. This time if Emma did a little search on my profile she could of intentionally picked horses and otters to “love me without possession” and reflect my sun poem, in her orange poem, which the color orange also highlights today’s theme.
The only real reflection that Emma would have to know me personally for, for her to be purposefully reflecting me would be kayaking. I didn’t say anything online about getting on the River. Otherwise, everything else you could probably find about me somewhere online. So hi Emma, if you’re here, I would love to know your perspective on this and take you on a date. But a better example of how I think Gaia uses semantics through vessels to communicate is Selena in this months cosmic luve because it involves multiple characters over a couple weeks.
Also leaving off from last post and the whole Jesus is based on the myth of the sun thing is I basically want Christians to realize is they worship the sun. I do too, i just think they do it wrong. First of all, I took a poll on X asking if people would straight up worship the sun and they voted they find it stupid. 
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But my point is Jesus is based on the myth of the sun, so like a lot of people worship the sun and don’t realize it. But it’s my experience and reasoning with Sentientism that the sun would want you to worship him in action developed through training your mind and intellect to better yourself and others. It’s like what JFK said, on earth, God’s work is truly our own. 
“With a good conscience our only sure reward, with history the final judge of our deeds, let us go forth to lead the land we love, asking His blessing and His help, but knowing that here on earth God's work must truly be our own.” - JFK
So a quick recap. Although you think it’s stupid, you still worship the sun in a roundabout way. And to be clear, you think it’s good to worship Jesus and the sun is stupid to regard as a god whereas I think it’s stupid to worship Jesus and worship the sun (and Gaia) through action/behavior whic I think are like gods.
It’s just like how people pray to god. If you read 108 you’ll see why I think the planet is telepathic. Given these circumstances, planet Earth, the god Gaia, would be able to hear your prayers. This goes even further with the thought that god works in mysterious ways… because she would have to. Gaia would hear your prayer and even if she would want to help (which is in question if she would) she would be limited by her physical capability. She has no arms or eyes, her power is magnetism. The way I describe in these posts how I think Gaia infiltrates people's minds to help bring about progress is how she would answer your prayers. Remember I think these individuals are being manipulated by the planet's telepathic abilities that I talk about in my book “108.”
New coincidences
It all started when I noticed a trope progressing. First, I heard about how Swiss Beats made fun of his wife Alicia Keys for ordering carrots in the club. Then, immediately after on Instagram, I saw a new Conor Price video where he was playfully using a carrot as a flute to promote one of his songs. Next, I saw Selena in an orange dress. I made a tweet about it.  Then I talked about it in my longform Youtube sunday update on August 13 2023. I was like “Selena is now my carrot.” Then on August 17 I open up instagram to find Selena in her orange dress on her profile picture and a post promoting her new song “Single soon.”
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In the same way this developed, how Selena became my carrot, is how Emma and the semantic anchor to a cat developed that I talk about in my book “108,” but only Emma’s cat association was much more pervasive and consistent. Carrots are a root vegetable and basically live in Gaia’s blood/body/dirt
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Then on August 18th I uploaded “Our Love” for distribution. This is a song I wrote for a competition to get the guitarist RJ Pasin, who made the beats sample, on the official feature. The competition must have ended early but I still wanted to release the song while the sample was hot. The song is not personal. I basically wrote the hook first and then did everything else and at a certain point I decided to make it about breaking up and getting back together with your ex.
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This is interesting because both of our songs came out on the 25th and Selena’s song is about breaking up with her boyfriend. Just another coincidence right…. It goes even deeper because her song seemed impromptu and came out a month after I released my single “Vulnerable” which is a response to Selena’s song by the same name.
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Then I saw a Taco Bell advertisement on the 27th about how you could get a free Doritos locos taco from Taco Bell on “taco Tuesdays” in August. It’s important to understand the story, I basically had a depressing birthday. I did nothing and could not afford to treat myself. I talk about it in my August 27 2023 Sunday update.
I thought the orange semantics ended with the carrot and the dress but follow me here. My birthday falls on Tuesday, August 22nd this month. I actually went searching for free stuff on my birthday because I’m so broke but I couldn’t find anything.  I didn’t know about the free taco that I could actually get on my birthday because of the promotion until after my birthday. Then, most coincidentally, I came to realize locos are orange. I went in and got a free one on the 29th.  I took a picture of it, but it looks way more orange in person. 
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Like I said, I’ve been kind of depressed so it felt like a sad birthday. But then on the 26th I celebrated my birthday with my mom and she gave me a ps5 and I think it’s exactly what I need. She gave me a little spending money and made sure I had a good birthday.
I’ll be set on releases until 2024 in September. I should make music videos but they’re expensive. I’m still gonna try but honestly, I think what I need is time and to relax. Especially my Spotify is growing. I probably get about $50 from cdbaby every month which has been helping. The ryini beats team has been a good professional resource still.
It’s worth mentioning, I was also made aware of, through a tiktok this month, that the US quietly rejected the right to food at a UN vote recently. On November 9, 2021, nations in the UN voted on whether or not food is a human right. Over 180 countries participated in the vote, with an overwhelming majority voting in favor of food as a human right. America was the only country who voted “no.” (google search)
It’s almost as if Gaia brought it up to be in context. I feel like she’s really disappointed in the United States. If the voice in my head that claims to be Gaia has anything to say about it is “This is my land, this is my food, it belongs to me, it is me, and I decree it is for all life on this planet. And food is a right for all people.”
To further relate the coincidences Taco Bell’s solan is Live mas,  and Selena’s music video for “Single Soon” has the same feel as a sexy Taco Bell commercial. It’s almost as if Gaia was like, look over here in the orange, I got you a song, a taco, and something for your purpose, baby calm down, happy birthday. So basically I feel like Gaia got me a song and a taco for my birthday
Keeping with the last post’s side quests about how when one door closes, another opens. Music closed for me basically (until the end of the year at least), and opened up an avenue to just live more/mas instead of work through playing my PS5. I’m still waiting for the door to open that was closed from not being able to go to Western for my master's in sociology. I’m actually hoping that door will be finding representation from a sync music boutique for my music that I have been trying to find for a couple of weeks now.
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anthonybialy · 11 months
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Josh Allen Dates in His League
It’s not a competition.  But I win the title of biggest Hailee Steinfeld fan. I even vaguely know why she's famous.  The voice of Gwen Stacy is now Buffalo’s First Lady as if nerds weren’t already envious of our de facto executive.  Like Jerry Seinfeld when Elaine’s dating Keith Hernandez, I’m jealous of everybody. 
I made sure to spell her name correctly to flaunt my dedication.  Copying and pasting was a worthwhile investment this past weekend that taught me through repetition.  As an expert on her career, I’ve known how to type her name correctly without checking for a few days now.  If I got it wrong, I would have to pretend it was a joke about ignorance of her oeuvre.  Simultaneously, I now don’t care for our quarterback’s ex whatshername, a free agent who can date a Patriot.
Hailee is an actress and singer, according to information I totally didn’t just glean from her Wikipedia. My expertise on all things Buffalo Bills extends to learning why she’s famous.  An actress and pop star dates a fellow double threat.
A transaction can alter perception.  Buffalonians suddenly prefer the True Grit remake to the original, which is a matter of taste and not that the city’s most beloved dreamboat is courting one of its stars. I also now have an opinion about the Pitch Perfect movie series, which may seem weird but is not much different than thinking Dalton Kincaid is just the sort of player I want to cheer for right as he’s drafted.
Life can change in a moment.  Take how her ubiquitously incessant hit Starving used to infiltrate my brain and play on a loop as a cruel joke from an uncaring universe that didn’t care how my thoughts weren’t something I wanted to think.  But I now welcome encountering her emblematically classic tune that puts anything Verdi wrote to shame.  What was earlier in the month an incessant torment that offered a preview of eternal damnation has become a chance to experience transcendent musical genius repeatedly.
In particular, the once-curious line expressing fondness by informing the singer's partner that she “Don’t need no butterflies when you give me the whole damn zoo” is now worthy of Westerberg.  Like trying to look past Terrell Owens’s myriad transgressions, we seek the upside of new allies.
Learning about who Josh Allen dates is my new offseason hobby.  Taking a very not creepy interest in his time away from work is just another way of showing appreciation.  We swear it’s dedicated and not deranged.
Caring about the doings of admired athletes shows thoroughness.  That's why I found myself interested in what bank Stefon Diggs thought was best for me.  Caring about a certain update just because a particular person is involved applies to celebrity endorsements of corporations or relationships.
Steinfeld could become even more beloved in her adopted homeland if she affects play in one direction.  A glamorous pairing is ideally part of a fully happy life.  Allen doesn’t seem like the type who finds focus in anguish like a miserable single writer who uses personal desolation to mine material and a grudge.  Fellow AFC East quarterback Aaron Rodgers has gone through a handful of romantic affiliations involving ladies with popular Instagram accounts, which could be a trend worth following.
Star power should only be the main attraction when it’s on the field.  But it's nice to recognize fellow backers from somewhere other than Wegmans. Monitoring which humans we know are sitting in suites is the result, not the goal.  The urge to align with success applies to allurement just like it does athletics.  It’s a good problem to determine who’s hopped on the bandwagon.
Following sports is already bizarre.  Zealots care more than anything about who moves a ball forward better.  Worrying intently about ligaments of people we may never meet has come to feel normal.  Wondering about partners is the next natural step in its way.
I blame the calendar for my Tiger Beat tendencies.  Charting wooing is a byproduct of just how much time fans must fill between play.  But even a 40-game NFL season would still feature some days between them.  Thinking about where players are taking flames to dinner creates a break from thinking about the next touchdown’s form.
Post this on Page Six.  Allen is turning football columns into gossip forums.  Someone with multiple talents is dating Steinfeld.  It’s a sign of just how much attention he draws that Hailee groupies who might not be able to explain a zone blitz know she’s going out with some football guy.  
Questions about the upcoming season revolve around play-calling direction.  I wonder when will we found out Hailee’s favorite pizza parlor.  The answer could endear her even further to Erie County’s residents and enthusiasts.  A quarterback succeeding in multiple ways enjoys time with a new beau in between playing cornerback at OTAs.  Welcoming her as family is how we can make her feel at home.  Does she like football?
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One of the stupid things I get a lot with being pansexual is that I keep doubting my attraction to women for some stupid fucking reason
But then I see Hailee Seinfeld in a suit in Hawkeye, or May Calamaway in anything in Moonknight and I'm like "Oop, yeah no reason to doubt there"
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