馃惢Help! It's the Hair Bear Bunch!馃惢
馃巹Drawn for my mum, for Christmas馃巹
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So imagine Hair Bear and some especially wonderful-looking female bear on a full moon night in the shallows of some lake during one of the Hair Bear Bunch's mating season orgies when the following transpireth:
[We can imagine the pair, wearing but themselves throughout, walking through the lake's shallows to about waist-high depth, the moon's light reflecting in the lake waters as well, when--]
HAIR BEAR, whispering into his mate's ear: My gal ... just imagine this as something wonderful, a moment which you'll doubtless remember the rest of your days ...
HIS SPECIAL MATE: [Rather arduous purring and moaning, as if craving love such as Hair Bear is about to offer, and in his own unique manner. The details of which I will leave unto you.]
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James Vowles is about to sell Logan to One Direction just so Williams can finance the spare chassis
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Discussion on the sidelines of a Character Convocation previous between Hair Bear and Squiddly Diddly
SQUIDDLY DIDDLY, ever fascinated: And I understand, Hair Bear, that you bears happen to dive rather well yourselves ... How exactly is that possible?
HAIR BEAR: Uh, Squiddly, you might like to know where us bears are natural-born swimmers and divers, when you get right down to it ... as well as being somewhat passionate lovers as well! And I assume you're aware of our following our all-night orgies during the bear mating season with a sunrise swim in the lake where our trio has set up camp! Which sort of serves as a cleansing and refreshing exercise of sorts, especially our diving to the bottom of the lake for as much exercise as fascination!
SQUIDDLY DIDDLY, somehow dumbstruck at the revelations: Now I've heard everything!
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