#hakuna ma tiddies

[jangmi-latte]

i am looking respectively.

hakuna ma tiddies

#fuck you leona #you again #customer service #i missed you 👉🏻👈🏻 #sir more tiddies pleade #hakuna ma tiddies #sir i see the vline #don't be shy #mR LET ME DOM YOU >:[

[spacenuggetmothafuckas]

I know y'all know it

You know the feeling when you've been wearing sports bras or bras or anyway the whole day and when u take em off, lay down and touch ur tiddies u b like: ah damn shit girls bein sensitive and shit

#do i have vreast cancer #my tiddies hurt #i know some men got this too #don't hakuna ma tatas now #when will it end #should i see a gyno #doctor maybe?

[vinetae]

Namjoon: wadup ma name's kim namjoon and I suck tiddies

Hoseok: *from the corner* that's not what you sucked last nigh-

Namjoon: *throws chair at hoseok*

Jimin: guys guys, relax. There's enough tits in the world to go around~ *he smirks, making a grabbing motion in the air*

Hoseok: yeah but namjoon's are the biggest

Jimin: hyung what do you mean I've seen your past girlfriends- *jimin bursts out in laughter* let's see how did their cup size go?

Taehyung: A,B,C,D,E,F,G hakuna matata!

They all start laughing at Hobi's reddened cheeks.

Jimin: but seriously though hyung, I mean- I like a nice pair of tiddies as much as the next guy but holy fuck you go through the alphabet twice!

Taehyung: *sips some tea* yeah the amount of time's I've heard "oh fuckkk~ god oh."

Jimin: don't forget the 'say my name! Oh fuck say my name!'

Taehyung laughs nodding.

Taehyung: then she goes and says "fuck ur hope in me~aHhH~

The maknae line all yells out, falling over in fits of giggles.

Hoseok: *turns on his heel, walking out embarassed*

Yoongi: *opens his eyes from having been asleep the whole time on the couch* yeah well atleast he gets some.

Jimin: what? Chlamydia?~

Jungkook: HAHAHAHA!

#bts #bts chats #bts talks #kim namjoon #kim taehyung #jeon jungguk #jeongguk #jjk #kth #knj #myg #min yoongi #park jimin #pjm #bts fake chats #bts reactions #tae'steatime

[bbykittentoes]

hakuna ma tiddy

what a wonderful phrase

[jangmi-latte]

HAKUNA MA TIDDIES IM DYING OH MY GOD

remind me next time not to listen to disney songs before looking at twst updates because my brain oddly functions every time that happens.

#hakuna ma tiddies stands strong #hakuna ma tiddies #customer service