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Hana: Hahahaaaaa~! I manage to make my blond himbo lose his stupid NNN challenge!
Angela: Blond himbo? Hana dear, you better not be speaking of my husband. Because if so, I will kill you, reserect you, and then kill you again, over, and over again until I am satisfied… understood?
Hana: Ha! Good joke, Angela.
Angela: …
Hana: G-Good joke…?
Angela: …
Hana: Okay, hold on, you’re married?!
Angela: Yes, yes I am.
Hana: …
Hana: For how long?!
Angela: Lets see… I got married when I was nineteen… So my husband, and I have been married for twenty years now~!
Hana: Twenty years?!
Angela: Yes. Our wedding anniversary was a few months ago, just after our daughter’s nineteenth birthday.
Hana: You have kids?!
Angela: Yes, eight wonderful children~!
Hana: E-Eight kids?!
Angela: Mostly Twins, and triplets. Seven girls, and one son if you’re curious.
Hana: Eight kids…?
Hana: …
Hana: Honestly, you don’t look like you’ve even had one kid…
Angela: I shall take that as a compliment.
Hana: W-Well, I’m not going after your husband. I didn’t even know you were married! A-And, he’s a year younger than me, not some guy in his forties!
Angela: Very well. So tell me… how did you make your ‘blond bimbo’ loose this, NNN challenge thingy?
Hana: Uhhh… M-Mostly by accident…
Angela: By accident; what kind of accident?
Hana: …
Hana: I got stuck in, Tokki…
Angela: What do you mean by ‘stuck?’
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Hana: Oh no…
Hana: I’m stuck…
Hana: Grrrr! Come on! I just gotta wiggle myself out of hereeeeeeee…!
Hana: …
Hana: Shit…
Hana: Tokki! Open up! Let me gooooo!
Hana: …
Hana: HELLLLLP! Someone one, anyone! HELP!
: Hana? Hana, did you call for…? The hell?
Hana: Oh thank gods you’re here! Can you get me out?
: How did this happen?
Hana: I didn’t get out fast enough, and it closed on me. Can you help me?
: Isn’t there an emergency release button you can press?
Hana: Yes, but my arms are pinned, and I can’t reach it! There’s another one on the outside, can you hit the button for me?
: That depends…
Hana: On what?
: Can I… Can I tap that ass first…?
Hana: …
: …
Hana: Yes.
: Awesome!
(RIPPPP!)
: Let’s begin~!
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Angela: I see… Well, it looks like everything work out in the end.
Hana: Oh it worked out; It really worked out~!
Angela: Well, I’m glad for you. But, I didn’t know you were dating anyone, who is he?
Hana: He’s a, Huntsmen-in-training. His name is, Jaune Arc.
Angela: Jaune… Arc…?
Hana: Yeah, Jaune Arc. Short, sweet, rolls of the tongue, ladies love it~!
Angela: Tell me… Does he have blue eyes, is about six foot five with white armour, and uses a longsword…?
Hana: Yeah, he does… How did you know?
Angela: He’s… He’s my son…
Hana: …
Hana: Oh fuck…
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I don’t know why, I just find this pairing interesting.
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