James: Are you going to ask the twerp's mum out or not?
Jessie: Her pronouns are she/her and until I know for sure that she's gay I'm not taking any risks.
James: I got this
Jessie: James, no
James (walks over to Delia): Excuse me, Miss? What lipstick are you wearing? It's a lovely color
Delia: Oh, I don't wear lipstick. Just chapstick
James: Ah! Thank you.
James (walks back to Jessie): She's gay.
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