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sunarc · 3 months

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How long are Haikyuu boys' dick in inches?

A/N:This has been sitting in my drafts for almost a year lmaooo let me get rid of it

Seijoh Four

Iwaizumi + Oikawa + Hanamaki + Matsukawa

Oikawa’s dick is so pretty. It’s long slender but definitely packs a punch. He is around 7 inches. His dick is so smooth and feel like absolute heaven sliding into you. The tip of his picklocks so pink and pretty especially when its dripping with pre-cum. He always keeps the hair around it short because he likes a neat clean cut. This man has an entire set he uses to shave and trim the hair. He likes to cockwarm your mouth with his dick. He just get a thrill off seeing you hot and ready practically begging him to fuck your mouth. Once he’s fucking into your mouth there’s no stopping him. He wants you to take all 7 inches of him until he’s spurting warm cum down your throat.

Hanamaki’s dick is everything. It’s so pretty and veiny His dick is around 6.5 inches and he definitely knows how to use it. This man could have you shaking with just one stroke. He’s so cocky about his dick because he knows it’s pretty and he knows he can make you cum. This tip of his dick is so thick and pretty, he can fuck you with just the tip and have you creaming.If you’re wondering, yes the drapes match the curtains. Hanamaki definitely doesn’t shave as much as he should but it’s not an unruly mess but, it’s a pink forest down there. He definitely fucks you nice and slow with it because he want you to feel every inch of him. He needs to see the way your eyes roll back every time he dips the tip of his dick inside of you just to tease you because we all know he likes to be a little tease.

Iwaizumi’s dick is so thick and long. This man has a veiny dick that looks so delicious and it will definitely stretch you out. He’s around 7.5 inches. At first he definitely had some unruly hair but Oikawa made him buy trimming tools with his and now he keeps it down to a decent cut. He doesn’t like the bald look. The tip of his dick is so thick and pink and practically always drooling with precut. He’s so thick and long he doesn’t mind having to hold your hips in pace because he knows how hard it can be to take all of him. Don’t expect him to go soft on you though because he shows no mercy, his dick is big and he’ll show you exactly how he puts it to use

Matsukawa’s dick shouldn’t even need an explanation. He’s so thick and big its almost unbearable…almost. This man is around 9 inches maybe more. He is definitely touching the cervix without even being fulling in. He’s so thick and veiny and has god sent sex skills. The way this man can leave you trembling and begging for more without even fully having his dick inside of you is like magic. Matsukawa is cocky because he knows his dick is big and he doesn’t need anyone to tell him that. He is an absolute menace. He likes seeing your face scrunch up when he’s stretching your hole. He likes to make you look at yourself while he fucks you just so you can see how fuck out of it you get because of his dick so of course that means mirror sex.

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rinsoap · 1 year

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the big seijoh four’s instagram !!?

✿²˖ ࣪ ➣ includes : oikawa tooru, iwaizumi hajime, matsukawa issei + hanamaki takahiro.

note : HAPPY NEW YEARS U GET THIS LOL an anon asked me if i could make more and i wouldve replied but i already made this draft and this was a bitch to load 👎 so here u go anon ily 🫶🏽

oikawa tooru.

iwaizumi hajime.

matsukawa issei.

hanamaki takahiro.

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sixosix · 2 years

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could you do haikyuu dad headcannons 🥺

just thinking about timeskip haikyuu boys being a dad it’s so cute shhdvfhfv 😭😭💕

ft hanamaki, sawamura, sugawara, fluff, and gn!reader

a/n BABYY I GOT YOUU when i saw this i dropped everything to write it so it’s probably why i got it done too fast ahshah (//▽//)

hanamaki takahiro

he’s srsly so cute as a dad. not a biased opinion at all.

when you told him about a kid, he didn’t rest until he ensured sharp corners, plugs, and everything not-suited-for-babies are safe and covered. he always fretted over you like you’re the infant. and he makes sure to rub it on his friends’ faces that yeah i have a fucking kid.

once the baby is born, he announced with a very serious face, “i'd rip the heavens, purge hell and heaven, tear down mountains and the world apart for you. say the word and i shall lay down my life for you.” the baby only coos and giggles at him.

his child is his best friend, no questions asked.

he’s a playful one, always keeping his kid entertained. it makes his day when your baby laughs, so he does his best to make sure that they’re always happy. chances are, the baby will grow up spoiled. and possibly a papa’s boy.

sawamura daichi (you know why he’s here)

he’s literally not called the team’s dad for no reason. everything about him screams Dad. daichi, even before he knew he’s becoming a dad, has always been attentive to his s/o’s needs. he’s extremely observant and can tell when you need something or want something else; because of this, he’s very caring.

and very protective. somehow always has an arm around your waist or over your shoulders. and because he has an intimidating build, you feel pretty safe knowing no creep would bother you. because you’d rather not sucker punch someone while you have a child.

now here’s the funny part.

daichi, who has had years and years of experience taking care of teenage boys who don’t know how to take care of themselves, has a daughter. daichi, who has pretty much only been surrounded by boys, has a child who is born a girl. and he expresses this with a quiet “oh fuck” when you announced it to him.

of course, he barely has experience with little girls. his sisters are a menace, so he feared this one would be, too. but he tries his best, promise. sometimes, when he has that rare chance of day offs but you’re not there, he calls suga for help. suga always laughs at his face so he stopped calling.

who knew sawamura i-will-whip-your-ass-if-you-don’t-listen-to-me daichi can be such a sweetheart to little girls? not even him, apparently. maybe it’s just because it’s his daughter.

sugawara koushi

he’s the best, no questions asked. you literally know why he’d be the best, it’s literally part of his nature and his job.

he acts more like a mom than you all the time. frets over his child/ren and cries like a baby when they achieve a milestone. like, burping, or something. or making a friend. he even recorded the one moment the baby tackled you on the bed and cheered.

koushi dedicates a lot of his time to hang out with his kid, but never once has he become overbearing. you suppose he just really, really hates the idea of being distant to his family. after all, he’s your best friend as much as he’s your husband. and it’s really sweet.

he’s always mentioned how much he loves the idea of having kids. sometimes, he tells you how happy it is for it to come true.

if that didn’t make you marry him before, it sure as hell will make you propose on the spot rn.

#606:HQ #606:KRSN #606:SJH #haikyuu scenarios #haikyuu x reader #hq x reader #hq fluff #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu headcanons #hanamaki x reader #hanamaki hcs #hanamaki headcanons #hanamaki takahiro x reader #sawamura daichi x reader #daichi hcs #sugawara koushi x reader #sugawara hcs #sugawara x reader

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kisskawa · 2 years

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— open secrets cw alcohol

when hanamaki kisses you under the blacklight, it’s messy and sudden and you can taste the remnants of alcohol on his tongue. there’s something desperate, urgent, about the way he presses himself against you, one hand finding its place on your waist whilst the other tugs at your belt loops, pulling you ever closer.

“hiro!” you gasp as the kiss finally draws to a close, ignoring how every part of you still appears to seek makki’s affection despite how lightheaded you are. though, you suppose, hanamaki always had that effect on you. and it takes all your willpower to splay your hands wide across his chest, preventing his lips from meeting yours once again.

makki’s head drops forward, chin tucking into his collar as he stares at where you touch him, cheeks growing rosy. he’s seemingly content for it to serve as a replacement for your kisses. and with that, all makki does is grin at you, eyes meeting your own with a lazy “hi” falling from his bowed lips.

a mix of a sigh and a laugh leaves you and you can only feel exasperated at how utterly endeared you are by your boyfriend. “the others!” you eventually exclaim, shooting a look at oikawa who’d simply given up trying to muffle his giggles behind his hand, now just letting them spill into the open air.

“they don’t have to know,” makki laughs and the sight of his carefree smile almost has you melting into his arms, having more of an impact than any drink you’d downed, “don’t even care if they do.”

your breath hitches in your throat, tiny “really?” escaping as you dare to let hope bloom beneath your veins. it wasn’t as if you and takahiro had been dating for very long, and the suggestion to keep things private and under wraps had been mutual as you both navigated the ins and outs of your relationship. but with each passing day, each inhale of your chest, you could feel the stirrings of your heart, delightfully burdened by an evergrowing love.

hanamaki bumps his forehead against your own in response, ensuring he remains the sole focus of your attention. and the sentiment behind his actions is more than clear as he hums in confirmation, voice steady and thankfully sober as he declares “really. i only ever want to love you.”

and then you’re kissing him, unable to hold back any longer. it’s your turn to clutch makki closer in an attempt to pour out your love into him. one hand moves to find its home on makki’s jaw whilst the other slips from his chest to trace down his abdomen, and your lungs burn when you pull away, lips still curved into a smile.

takahiro’s heart is racing, threatening to burst from his ribcage as he continues to gaze at you, utterly lovestruck. and he can’t help it when the words slip from his tongue, “one more?”

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keijislvr · 2 years

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random third year!seijoh hcs

cw: swearing and that's it i think, there's lots of cuteness and fluff bc i love them sm my simp definitely shows through <3

makki is non-binary and uses they/them pronouns. they were a nervous to tell the team, but mattsun had convinced them at worst, there could be some confusion or curiosity, but none of it would come from a bad place, and so they went ahead and dropped it into conversation amongst the usual chatter in the locker room. much to their delight nothing changed it was never going to anyways, but you can’t blame the baby for having their worries other than the use of pronouns, of course.

what takahiro doesn’t know is that oikawa, who had pre-empted this months in advance of actually being told, had been sending links of articles, videos and even tiktoks about gender identity, different pronouns and being non-binary to each team member separately excluding makki ofc pretending he thought they’d “be really interested in this thing i read/watched earlier!”

its a lie. of course its a lie. tooru just doesn’t want people hassling his best friend with questions about things that can easily be googled, especially since makki gets overwhelmed easily. plus he could tell it had been weighing on their mind a lot. he knows. he just DOES BECAUSE OIKAWA TOORU IS GREAT AND OBSERVANT FRIEND WHO ISN’T SELF OBSESSED OKAY AND I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL BECAUSE IM SO TIRED OF HIM BEING SEEN AS THIS SELFISH LITTLE BRAT HE LOVES HIS FRIENDS LOVES THEM I TELL YOU AND— tooru knows before hiro tells him, he just pretends he doesn’t

i’m telling you, iwa is probably the one that’s actually the most dense when it comes to these things...hell the boy didn’t even know issei was bi, which is strange considering he literally wears a heart-shaped ring with the flag colours on it. and has matching hair clips which he wears on his jean pockets. and a graphic tee with obnoxiously bright lettering spelling out “just passing bi ;)”

okay so maybe hajime is a little bit oblivious

which somehow brings me onto my next point!!! contrary to common belief, these babies are actually very intelligent, not only in terms of volleyball but also in their academics. and i mean all four of them, not just iwa! every! single! one!

each of them has a particular subject they excel in and they essentially, you know . share the brain cells . but in a smart way

(don’t get me wrong, they’re school smart and volleyball smart, but they lack logic and any semblance of regret. it leads to chaos and way too many detentions.)

tooru adores literature and history and probably spends his spare time reciting dramatic monologues in his mirror. also can and will talk your ear off about the different literary movements and how they reflect events in history. wears his glasses so he can pretend to be an expert, chatting away about his field of work fucking nerd lmao

mattsun is a chemistry and physics whizz but for the life of him cannot understand biology because “tHERE’S TOO MANY BODY PARTS I DON’T WANT TO KNOW ABOUTTTT”

he’s just lucky that hanamaki is an ace at bio and could probably memorise an anatomy chart with just one look :o

speaking of makki, their second best subject is defo art and art history! something about them just screams knowledgeable about painting techniques okay, like you’re telling me this lil baby wouldn't be walking around an art gallery spouting out random facts about artists??? because if so, you’re wrong ;)

it’s shocking when you first get to know them but later on it kinda just . makes sense

and then iwa! iwa has the seijoh 4 covered on the maths and languages part (okay but just imagine him picking up different languages easily??? hot. oiks is jealous, especially when haji sounds more fluent than him in spanish post timeskip haha

they regularly have study dates .

tooru loves making it aesthetic

seriously, you’d think he had a fairy light addiction or smthn

it usually ends with them getting distracted and having debates about things completely off topic

“tHE MIDDLE OF JAFFA CAKES IS NOT MARMALADE YOU H E A T H E N WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!?!?!???”

“WHAT IS IT THEN . HUH WHAT IS IWA-CHAN????? SINCE YOU’RE SUCH AN EXPERT IN THE FIELD—”

“ORANGE . JELLY . WHAT ELSE WOULD IT BE!?”

“ITS NOT JELLY DUMBASS, JELLY WIGGLES! DOES THE MIDDLE OF A JAFFA CAKE WIGGLE???? NO, NO THE FUCK IT DOESN—”

“i thought it was lemon flavoured?”

“.......” “what!?”

“m-makki, bane of my existence and object of all my desires, my soulmate, the love of my life, definitely in that order—”

“ORANGE HIRO???? THE MIDDLE IS LITERALLY THE COLOUR ORANGE????”

“but....but you cant see the middle? so why the fuck would i—why are you looking at me like that!?”

“YOU EAT IT ALL IN ONE???”

“YOU DON'T!?”

“I PEEL THE CHOCOLATE OFF, EAT THE CAKE BIT AND THEN EAT THE MIDDLE LIKE ANY SANE PERSON WTF”

and so another debate begins can u tell i’ve had this exact debate with my friends

on a completely unrelated note because i can’t concentrate for the life of me

seijoh 4 going thrifting!!!! getting boba!!!!! and sushi!!!!! and just enjoying themselves because they’re precious and deserve it :(

iwa dragging the other three around the vintage clothing shops to look at the cool sweatshirts they have

mattsun having a little collection of thrifted trinkets (his fav is a tiny porcelain elephant that oikawa picked out! he has it on his window sill! if anyone breaks it he will cry!)

TOORU IS THE TYPE TO BUY THINGS THAT REMIND HIM OF HIS FRIENDS AND RANDOMLY GIVE THEM GIFTS!!!!!!!

makki always manages to get the best jewelry at thrift shops, they’re like a magpie they see smthn shiny and.....oh...yeah, you’ve lost them

iwa: hey hiro, what d’ya think about this vase?

makki: *sees a sparkly ring*

iwa: didn’t your mum say she wanted—

makki: *fuckin naruto runs their ass over to the shiny stuff*

iwa:.......or not

mattsun wears crop tops you can’t change my mind

his style is very masc, lots of leather, silver accessories and dark colour pallets so he tends to go with a nice white or cream coloured tank top that shows of his lil tummy :)

issei bellybutton piercing petition???

the others have to beg him to wear y’know. actual colours every now and again

other than the just passing bi top (and the vb kit obvs) he really sticks to black, white and grey

hanamaki also sticks fast to their aesthetic ;) which is really just the colour brown LMAO

likes soft materials! big knit jumpers and looser jeans are also definitely a staple, probably coupled with gold jewelry (i think it would look pretty with their hair akahwbw)

has these really beaten up grey white converse that they refuse to let go of until they literally have like 5 holes in them and the other three buy them a new pair for their birthday

OMG SPEAKIMG OF SHOES

ONE TIME OIKAWA WAS FUCKING AROUKD WITH THE ZIPPER ON HAJIME’S DOCS AND IT KABWHW FUCKING BROKE

LIKE THEYBWERE ON A TRAIN AND HE DEADASS BROKE HIS SHOE

IWA WENT THROUGH ALL THE STAGES OF GRIEF

OIKAWA WAS DESPERATELY TRYIGN TO YOUTUBE QUICK FIXES

MEANWHILE HIRO AND ISSEI ARE BUSTING THEIR LUNGS IN THE BACKGROUND BECAUSE HOW IS IWA GONNA WALK AROUND TOKYO WITH ONLY ONE FUNCTIONING SHOE

poor iwaizumi

he got his shoe fixed

.......2 months later

BUT tooru payed financially and physically and that’s the main thing

yes so iwa swings between aesthetics tbh, he’s a it just depends on the day type of guy

usually dons casual clothes though if they’re not going out, big shirts and loose sweats or gym shorts are his thing

he has mattsun’s hoodie from nearly 2 years ago and refuses to give it back

coincidentally, the only time mattsun wants to wear the hoodie is when iwa has it on

true best friend behaviour

honestly with oikawa i’d say he’s pretty casual too! practically loves in his seijoh jersey (wanna bet that he doesn’t wash it all too often?)

he likes the preppy style too, especially with his glasses and all </3

nerdy tooru with his little glasses, studying his pretty head off has my fucking HEART LIKE GODDAMN IT THIS BOY IS SO CUTE

they’re all just babies i love them :3

makki painting their nails!! even better, oikawa painting makki’s nails!! since he has the steadiest hands and all!!

“ohhh makki what colour are you going for today?”

“hm, they’re going for red—”

“oOPS—SORRY HIRO, GOTTA GO, ASK ISSEI TO FINISH YOUR LEFT HAND FOR YOU—AHHHHHHHHH NOT MY NOSE—”

“rED LIKE THE COLOUR OF YOUR BLOOD ON MY FIST SHITTYKAWA!!!!! HOW DARE YOU SEND MADOG MY BABY PICTURES!!!!!”

one day . their homeroom teacher wants one normal day .

they initially were in different homerooms, but after discovering that it’s literally impossible to keep them apart, even if you put them on different sides of the school, their teachers quickly signed their transfer slips

i’d say one factor for that was when matsukawa suddenly popped up behind tooru 45 minutes into the class

no one knows how he got there

or why he was there

not even tooru

but they did know what happened next

cheeto dust . cheeto dust flew

EVERYWHERE

that's right dear readers, this 6 ft something, muscle man at the age of 18 IS FUCKING INCAPABLE OF OPENING A BAG OF CRISPS PROPERLY

OIKAWA PRETENDED NOT TO KNOW HIM LMAOOOO

(and issei sulked because of it. he had to be bought boba just so he would stop whining about how mean everyone is.)

((what i mean by that is, hanamaki all but shoved the drink down his throat to shut him up))

oh they have cuddle nights :o

usually they're round iwa’s house, because he has two spare blow up beds!! they just push them together and try and squeeze in together

it never works

never

and it's always poor tooru that suffers haha

he always gets put on the edge because he’s the best at dealing with horror movies (why they insist on have scary movie marathons despite being C O W A R D S is besides me) which means he has to balance himself on the corner of the futon because eVERYONE ELSE TAKES UP SM ROOM

makki (the resident wimp) always claims iwa as a cuddle partner aka has hajime as a sacrifice if the occasion calls for it and curls into his chest like a lil b a b ie but they both still take up quite a lot of room, being tall ass vb players and all

(hiro drools on iwa’s godzilla shirt every time. and gets smacked every time. they claim its worth it though)

and mattsun is just inconvenient with his long limbs and stUPID HABIT OF SLEEPING IN A STARFISH POSITION

HE ALWAYS WACKS OIKS IN THE FACE

#ENDTHECAPTAIN'SSUFFERING

their parents defo have multiple pictures of said cuddle sessions because they’re never above teasing their lil babies <33 “you may be eighteen, but you’ll always be our little cuties!”

omg i bet issei is a really good baker :o

imagine him with a frilly apron ugh that's so sexy of him tbh

he definitely presses flowers too :) OH IF HE GOES ON A DATE AND THEY GIVE HIM FLOWERS HE PRESSES THE PETALS AND KEEPS THEM IN THE BACK OF HIS PHONE CASE OR SMTHN :((

speaking of phone cases, iwaizumi definitely has to have one of those military grade protection cases because he drops his phone so much

takahiro has one covered in random stickers and doddles they drew on with permanent marker

tooru has a clear one with a polaroid of all of them together ++ his id card behind it because you never know when you’ll need it

he also has one of those beaded phone chains that mattsun gave him for his birthday :)

really they all just treasure the gifts they get each other akajwhw

they’re so cute <333

i love them, they love each other, i better stop with these hcs or i’ll go on forever aAA

#haikyuu!!#haikyuu #oikawa tooru #iwaizumi hajime #matsukawa issei #hanamaki takahiro #haikyuu headcanons #oikawa headcanons #iwaizumi headcanons #matsukawa headcanons #hanamaki headcanons #oikawa hcs #iwaizumi hcs #hanamaki hcs #matsukawa hcs

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prettyboyhub · 1 year

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best friends to lovers w/ hanamaki takahiro

a/n: pls i love him so so much. this is self-indulgence. anyways enjoy babes!!

- instant besties. you were inseparable from the START bitch.

- you met him while walking to school on your very first day. you asked him for directions, he offered that you walk with him, and you talked his ear off the entire way to school

- he found himself laughing at you more than mattsun??? literally impossible

- he told you to meet him at the gym after school. it was his ploy to convince you to become manager. (it worked)

- he walks you home every day!!!! how nice

- he LOVES to clown you for doing the most basic human functions.

“LMFAOOO why are you washing your hands like that??? weird ass, that’s why you got no bitches”

- it’s honestly relentless teasing between you two, but you find it hilarious

- the last time you facetimed, he made a cape out of a blanket and pretended he was batman for 10 mins.

“i am vengeance” headass

- when you laugh really hard, you smack him in the stomach and he loves it

- your nickname for him is “pinky” and he glares daggers at you every time you say it

- years go by of you being his best pal, and things are wonderful

- one day he comes over after school, like usual, and you’re just hanging out and talking in your room. you’re both sitting on the bed and you’re showing him an old picture of you on your phone. he’s chuckling at the picture, then he looks up at you and….

- the sunlight from the window makes your skin glow, your eyes are glimmering with joy, and your smile is radiating so brightly he might faint

- he loses his breath for a moment, his smile dropping completely

- “pinky, are you good?” you question, but his mind is somewhere far, far away.

- as soon as he comes to, he stands up. he gives a cheap excuse for leaving, and practically sprints out of your room. weird…

- you’ve never seen him act like that.

- you try to text him and make sure he’s okay, but you’re met with the “read” label. super weird…

- the next few weeks of your life are absolute dog shit, as makki completely distances himself from you.

- when you try to confront him, he runs the other way.

- you’re confused, his teammates are confused, his mom, EVERYONE. like what is going on with him???

- you spend too many nights awake, thinking about him.

- you miss him. you miss his sarcasm, his laughter, they way he’d jokingly tell you to shut up in the middle of your sentence. you miss the face he’d make when he tried really hard at practice, and his scent, and the way he leaned into you when laughing. you miss looking up at him when you walked together and sitting next to him, your legs touching- oh. oh.

- you oh-so-dramatically move your hand to cover your mouth, eyes wide and heart thumping hard. you like him. you like makki. pinky. your best friend.

- this new discovery eats away at you, and you have no idea what to do with yourself. even if he wasn’t avoiding you like his life depended on it, you cannot face him. the thought of looking in his eyes makes you weak in the stomach.

- a few awful weeks later, you walk home alone on a cold, rainy winter day. it sucks bad.

- when you get home, you put your pajamas on and nap on the couch.

- you jolt awake as someone bangs on your door. its dark outside your window, and the rain sounds like a tsumani.

- you slowly pad over to the door, and open it with a big yawn.

- it’s him??? wtf

- you’ve never been so surprised in your life.

- his hair is soaked from the rain, a big grey hoodie engulfing his torso.

- “pinky, have you lost your mind?? it’s freezing outside.” you say, avoiding looking him in the face. your heart has never beat faster.

- when you’re met with silence, you breathe deeply and slowly look up into his eyes.

- they’re full of tears????

- “makki? what’s–”

- “y/n i’m so sorry.” he whimpers, biting at his lip in anxiousness. “i got so so scared and i left and i was so ashamed i couldn’t even look at you-”

- you roughly pull him inside by his sleeve and shut the door behind him.

- he’s so close you can feel his breath fan you cheek.

- you look up at him and he looks awful, like he could break at any moment. you’ve never seen that terrified look in his eyes before.

- you instantly wrap your arms around him and bury your face in his chest. you breathe in deeply, and it feels so right to be holding him like this.

- there is no hesitation when he entangles his hand in your hair, bringing his face to the crook your neck. you can feel his tears on your skin.

- there’s a few moments of silence before you simultaneously speak:

“i love you”

- your eyes widen in shock and there’s a moment of pause before you both crack massive grins.

- you laugh as you bring a hand up to his face to wipe the final tears from his eyes.

- he puts one hand on your waist, and one to cover your hand on his face. he’s closes his eyes tightly, basking in the feeling of you.

- “i missed you, pinky.” you sigh deeply.

- “i know. this sucked major balls. i’m sorry.” he murmurs quietly, his heart swelling when he hears you chuckle.

- “so…” you speak hesitantly. “what’s going on with us?” you shyly look up to him to find him blushing profusely. your heart was so happy you thought you’d die.

- “why don’t you tell me?” he says with a smirk, biting his cheek with a smile.

- you grab him by the strings of his hoodie, slowly pulling his face towards you. your lips meet his in a slow, deep kiss. your senses are overwhelmed by him, and you never want to let him go again.

- and the rest is history!!! yay

#pls i love him #hanamaki takahiro #hanamaki headcanons #haikyuu

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kyotani-brainrot · 2 years

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once again imagining band kid Seijoh boys, but this time Matsukawa and Hanamaki

Specifically Matsukawa playing the trombone and Hanamaki slamming a band locker so they could record themselves doing that one trombone dad/oven kid duo (i really hope y’all know what i’m talking about)

And every time they do it something breaks bc the band director loves displaying the awards along the tops of the lockers (not the expensive glass ones tho bc those are in a locked case in the main hall of the school)

So yeah these boys always end up having to stay after the after school band practice to attempt fixing whatever got broken

#haikyuu #mattsun #matsukawa headcanons #hanamaki headcanons #matsuhana #band kids #band nerd

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ickymichi · 2 years

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but i don't have any money.

hannamaki takahiro × gn reader

warnings: slight angst, comfort, hiro ain't got no money

remember: timeskip, gn reader. blank & ageless blogs dni or u blocked and i’ll rob u

note: makki fuckers arise. i’ve brought an offering to break or melt ur hearts. (repost from other blog) inspo from money by the drums

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"before i die, i'd like to do something nice."

takahiro's favourite thing to do was make people laugh. all his life he made endless frowns turn upside down. person after person tell him how funny he is. everyday since you met him you say the same. he likes to think he's a nice person because of this, sure he has his not nice moments, but they're deserved.

'take my hand and i'll take you for a ride."

ever since his last year of highschool, when he sat on those familiar steps outside the gym, you at his side. his face flushed and hands shaking as he asked you out after pinning for what felt like forever. of course, you said yes, you'd have to be an idiot to turn down the hanamaki, as he said. every day since then living life with makki has been nothing short of a wild ride.

"'so before we die, i'd like to do something nice"

all the time like it's religion, you're always buying things for makki doesn't matter if it's a brownie from the bakery or the latest pair of shoes he was looking at. all though he jokes about how he's your sugar baby, he truly is grateful for ever single thing you've ever gotten him. that's why he can't seem to stop the tears hitting your tshirt when you ask him what's been wrong lately.

"i wanna buy you something, but i don't have any money,”

takahiro sobbed. if he could see himself now, pathetic is what he'd say. your crying to the person you love because you can't get a job? and who's fault is that? what's crying about it gonna do? opening his eyes he heard you sigh. oh no. pulling him from the crook of your neck, your eyes softened at the sight of his pale freckled skin flushed and puffy. "hiro, i don't care if you had all the money in the world, or one single cent in your pocket. how much money you have isn't going to make me love you any less." now it's his turn to soften his features. although it didn't last long, once hiro processed your words he couldn't help but break down again. falling into your warm embrace.

"no, i don't have any money”

a short while after takahiro was able to collect himself, you cuddled into the couch and stuck on some netflix. halfway through the show, makki remembered your words and slightly laughed. "you're so cheesy," he said giggling until it turned into boisterous laughter that brewed your own.

"your so funny takahiro."

#✎—hq works #hanamaki headcanons #haikyuu hanamaki #hanamaki takahiro #hanamaki x reader #hanamaki x y/n #hanamaki x you #haikyuu x reader

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taeyamayang · 2 years

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hey congrats on your followers!! I would like to send a text to makki! And the text should be a your mom joke 😎👉👉

i'm not sure if i was able to pull it off bc in my country we have a different version of your mama jokes BUT it's closely related so i kinda used my knowledge on that. damn, memories of trashtalking as a kid smh

lmao but i do hope you enjoy this!

ps: makki does not look like a velicoraptor but he does look like a pachycephalosaurs /jk

#haikyuu!!#haikyuu #hq headcanons #hq event #hq hcs #hq imagine #hq scenario #hq smau #hq makki #haikyuu hanamaki #hanamaki x reader #hanamaki headcanons #hanamaki smau #aoba johsai #hanamaki x y/n #hanamaki takahiro #hanamaki crack #pea.writes #pea.event

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erina-writes-headcanons · 2 years

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Aoba Johsai Masterlist

Hello Everyone, This is the Masterlist of my planned post and the link to the post of the scenarios. You also can see some of the symbols below.

🌹: Smut

🥀: Angst

🍭: Fluff

😂: Comedy

🧐: Random

🧸: Domestic

😐: Non-Specified

🗡️: Gore/Yandere

❤️: Romantic

Also, If you want a commission for a one-shot or a series, you can click this link:

Commission

Hello Everyone. I’m starting a commission. If you want a request, you can message me in here, Wattpad and Quotev. I'm going to make a com

ERINA WRITES- HAIKYUU, HETALIA, KNB

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Oikawa Tooru - Captain

When Their S/O dresses and acts like their Grandparents😂🍭

When their S/O in their Period (Part one) 🍭🧐

Reuniting with their S/O for a long time🥀🍭

Baking cake together with S/O🧸🍭♥️

Pranking S/O by Forgetting Today is Valentine🥀🍭♥️

S/O Surprising them with Pets🧸❤️🍭

Hanging Out with S/O who is a Karasuno Manager❤️🧐

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Iwaizumi Hajime - Vice Captain

When Their S/O dresses and acts like their Grandparents😂🍭

Reuniting with their S/O for a long time🥀🍭

S/O Surprising them with Pets🧸❤️🍭

Having S/O Who can do a Kick-Boxing🧐❤️🍭

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Matsukawa Issei - Middle Blocker

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Hanamaki Takahiro - Wing Spiker

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Kyoutani Kentarou - Wing Spiker

Having S/O Who can do a Kick-Boxing🧐❤️🍭

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Kunimi Akira - Wing Spiker

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Kindaichi Yutarou - Middle Blocker

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Yahaba Shigeru - Pinch Server

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Watari Shinji - Libero

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lyssasdrafts · 2 years

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i feel like hanamaki definitely watched the 2000-2010s barbie movies and would love them

#— lyssa’s thoughts #it’s what inspired him #to dye his hair pink #the debate is which one was his fav #hanamaki headcanons #hanamaki takahiro

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loveephia · 1 year

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:¨ ·.· ¨: ハイキュー!! you as aoba johsai's beautiful manager . . .

`· . ꔫ . . . inarizaki ver. | nekoma ver.

+ shiratorizawa ver. | fukurodani ver.

⚠ warning/s: none.

-🧍‍♀️

- you signed up because iwaizumi hajime is on the team you needed some team building experience

- and the members were kind to you, of course!!

- maybe maddog didn't like you very much.

- you don't know why, but it's okay.

- you'll grow on him one day!!

- sadly, that day is just not today. 😔

- oikawa thought you were a fan of his

- which is not true

- like.

- at all.

- if anything, you were more of a fan of iwaizumi, but moving on

- word got out that you were their manager, and you SWEAR that oikawa's fangirls are plotting something.

- oikawa treated you the same as he does with every other girl, maybe the occasional flirty statement here & there

- but like

- NO.

- YOU DIDN'T WANT THIS!!!!!

- yahaba tried HIS shot on flirting with you using the good ol' toss-and-run, aka the same thing he tried to do with yachi

- you quickly shut him down by running away, absolutely mortified by the expression on his face.

- NO BC SERIOUSLY WHAT IS THIS

- bro's rizz came right outta aot 😭😭😭

- just avoid him like the plague, and you'll be fine

- kunimi is one of the more calmer boys, so you /may/ have unintentionally favored him

- like, you'd refill his water bottle first, you'd fetch his towel first, etc.

- kindaichi gets the job done, but he tends to get lost in his own thoughts

- matsukawa and hanamakki are pretty chill as well,, a joke about oikawa every now and then makes you laugh

- and iwaizumi

- wow, where do you even start

- wou don't know WHY oikawa is the one with a bunch of fans, when his hunk of a best friend is right there

- but it's okay. less competition, am i right lass.

- you do not hide your liking towards iwaizumi.

- "iwaizumi is so cool!" you say with hearts, visibly forming on your eyes

- "are you aware that you're talking to yourself?" kunimi asks with a stoic face

- "very aware."

- iwaizumi messes up his spikes every now and then because he feels you watching him

- YOU'RE JUST. THAT. PRETTY. 😭😭

- he gets all shy whenever you hand him his things because he can see flowers and sparkles all around your face

- "..thanks, y/n."

- "you're welcome, iwa!"

- PARDON??

- WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL HIM.

- "o- oh—! sorry for calling you that. i heard oikawa say it, and well.." you sheepishly apologized. you truly didn't mean it. it completely flew over your head that this was just your first day as their manager.

- "no, it's okay. it was cute." iwaizumi puts a halt to his step.

- ok

- wgat ☺️

- so here you two are, a blushing mess, while the third years watch

- "i bet the entire team some ramen that iwaizumi is the first to get married between him and oikawa." hanamaki says.

- "deal." matsukawa accepts

- "you two are so annoying..!" oikawa cries out

- maybe maddog will grow more accustomed to your presence if you'll be iwaizumi's future wife :p

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miya-rin · 1 year

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haikyuu characters as tweets

part two! - part three!

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kiwanopie · 2 years

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Top 10 anime men who will lay pipe expeditiously. Haikyuu Edition. *Reupload*

cw: piv, dirty talk, general adult themes. minors do not interact

Akaashi |Run Time: Within the first month| Not exactly a prude, just believes that being more intuned with your partner is necessary to satisfying sex. Plus he likes the build up between general interest and sexual tension. If we’re being honest, he’s probably been thinking of putting his hands all over you since the second date. But he’s courteous enough to let you know that he actually wants to get to know you first. Likes to call you after work during the talking stage just to ask you about your day. Invites you over on his off days to make sure you’re comfortable around him. But again, he’s been holding himself back for a while. And he’s not too coy for a little phone sex in the meantime. - But, boy does he completely lose it when you crawl into his lap during one of your hangout sessions. Your friends still don’t believe you when you introduce them to the guy that “fucked you within an inch of your life” before you officially started dating.

Iwaizumi |Run Time: Within the first few weeks| He likes to believe that the reason he doesn’t rush it is because he’s “old fashioned” and that he’s mature enough to understand that “it takes time for these kinds of things.” Whole time he’s just busy. Trust me, deep down he knows if he had it his way he’d have you folded over three ways to Sunday after the third date. But he has the physical health of like twelve overgrown toddlers to manage and the team moves around pretty often. So, it’s just quick coffee dates and video calls for a while. But trust me, the moment he has time on his hands you’re done for. I suggest clearing your schedule before you meet up! You’re gonna need some time to recover.

Oikawa |Run Time: Within two weeks| First week down though and you can see it physically hurts him that he’s not fucking you as soon as he wants to. Only reason he’s holding out though is because he actually likes you, so he doesn’t want you to think that’s the only thing he’s seeking out. - But you know that meme of that guy who looks like he’s this 🤏 close to having a stroke with all those veins on his face? Yeah. Soon as he knows you’re on the same page though he’s slutting himself out to you like his life depends on it. And he talks the nastiest shit. Will tell you everything he’s been wanting to do to you and then show you in frankly exemplary detail.

Hinata |Run Time: Within a week| To his credit, he’s the most unafraid to let you know how smitten he is with you from the jump. Gave you your phone back after putting his number in with his info under “Shoyo 💕❤️” and told you to call him if you’re looking for someone to treat you right. Literally told you the night you actually hooked up that you were only doing missionary to start off, and when you asked why he replied that you were “Too pretty to fuck in anything but,” With all the sweet talk he uses in the week leading up, you’re not wrong for being completely out of your depth when he fucks you like he hates your guts. But don’t worry, the love’s still there! You’re even prettier when he’s fucked the brains outta you <3

Kuroo |Run Time: Within the first couple of dates| Class traitor often forgets the line between courting a significant other and a sugar baby. Thought the best way to charm your pants off was to buy out the restaurant you’d have your first date at and surprise you with a birkin bag. Isn’t ashamed to let you know he gets off on watching you spend his money and when he’s booking a pent-suite for your third date it takes a very necessary pause during dinner to establish that 1.) Yes, he wants to be your boyfriend. No, he didn’t know that this wasn't the right way to do it. And 2.) He’s only been spending this much money because it’s the only thing stopping him from cumming in his pants the moment he gets within a foot of you. Weird guy. Rearranges your guts like no one’s business.

Bokuto |Run Time: The date after the first| He tries…so hard to hold out, he really does! It’s just god you’re so fucking sexy. Everything you do has his brain short circuiting and he’s starting to want you so bad that it’s making him itch. Your thighs are so squishy and your lips look so plump. Everything about you looks soft to the touch and since meeting you he hasn’t been able to blow a decent load without imagining it’s you squeezing him so tight. Really, the only reason he made it this far is ‘cause first date jitters are a bitch and at the very least he has the decency to let you know he likes you first. - But then you show up in this cute little dress that keeps riding up your thighs when you walk, and the way you pout as you try to pull it down has his head feeling all fuzzy. He tries to stay cordial as he opens the door for you to slide into his car, but the way you smile up at him as he closes it behind you has his resolve breaking into pieces. Lucky for him you’re perceptive enough to notice the literal dick print in his pants the moment he climbs in; and he lights up like a Christmas tree when you suggest a quickie before dinner. Spoiler alert: It won’t be a quickie. Get your refund back on that reservation, sis.

Atsumu |Run Time: The first date| You can’t blame the guy for being shamelessly attracted to you, can you? Who cares about old fashioned courting! It ain’t worth the money if you ain’t walking funny? - All jokes aside though, he’s a firm believer in if two consenting adults like each other enough, they should be able to fuck whenever and however they want. Doesn’t find you any less respectable for letting him put your legs behind your ears on the first date. Although that was after he’d already bent you over in his car, folded you over his kitchen counter, and had you leaving drool stains on his hallway area rug. Eh, you’ll plan your next date in the shower - little hard to talk though with your face pressed against the glass.

Matsukawa |Run Time: Scheduled a time and place for you to link before hand| Hey, if you wanna turn this thing into a relationship then he’s up for that too. But he’s not gonna stress himself trying to hold back from fucking your pretty little brains out. Soon as he gets the O.K. he’s picking a time and place and hightailing it over with no stops in between. And he’s not bullshiting when he says he’s gonna fuck you stupid. The guy digs you out like he’s trying to ruin you for anybody else. But it’s not entirely his fault! He gets sick of carrying that meat missle around too 😔

Hanamaki |Run Time: Straight up just asked if you’d let him| Hedonist to the max. And no shame either. The moment he gets the feeling that you might be sexually interested in him, he’s diving in with no goggles. I mean, obviously he cares about your interests and your pursuits in life; might even think you’re nice enough to take home to mom’s one day. But that’s not what his mind’s set on right now. Only thing in his head is if he should start with collapsed doggy or drill you in from the side just to get you drooling for him that much quicker. But hey, dick was so good you forgot he don’t got a job!

Honorable Mentions!

Sakusa (Surprisingly)| Comes off as a prude because he apparently has “High standards.” Can’t admit that if he finds you attractive enough, he’ll just straight up fuck you. |

Terushima |Likes to “Do you like my tongue ring?” Himself into some pussy.|

Sugawara | Plays the part of a good loving school teacher just looking for a companionship. Gives it up as soon as he sees you’re into him.|

Osamu | “m’not a scrub like my brother.” No, baby, you’re a whore.|

And finally number one…

Suna! |Run Time: Text him at 3:00am and he’ll be there by 3:05am| Standing at 6’3.2 and 176lbs, you have caught the affection of a man who truly believes that “a hole is a hole” once he’s found himself physically attracted to someone. That’s not to say that he’s particularly loose with what he’s got but if you’ll take it? Once hiked to your place in the middle of January with basketball shorts on ‘cause you sent him a “U up?” Text in the middle of the night. Woke up the next morning with a fever but god was that pussy worth it. Fucks like he’s trying to prove something so you’re in remission for the next couple of days afterwards. And then will have the nerve to wanna be the little spoon after the fact. - Tries not to look as elated as he is when you finally tie him down but with the way he turns your insides into mush the night following, you can tell he’s pretty excited to finally call himself your boyfriend.

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