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animatedtext · a month ago
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you-reblogged-a-scam · 2 months ago
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I’m glad you reblogged from me tbh. Now I have someone to go to if I come across something suspicious /gen
Don't forget to check out the pinned post so you can learn how to identify scams yourself. But yeah, if you still have doubts, feel free to ask us.
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esbian · a month ago
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still don’t know who this braun fellow is but I’m loving your enthusiasm /gen /p
thank you, i do my best
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mogai-neuro-keysmash · 3 months ago
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:0 I have the same typing quirk! have a cat
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cat!!!! so cool thank you :>
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mad-scientist-in-theory-2 · 6 months ago
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spamton’s hair is a wig. I am not insulting him, it just seems logical. that’s why it’s a different color than the rest of him, unlike the other addisons. also the addisons are all basically worms on strings but with limbs and no strings (well, except for spamton on that last part lmao)
Facts, bestie.
I joke that he wears a crummy little toupee that he found in the garbage. It’s falling apart and hairs keep falling out every time he moves. It also smells weird. He’s balding and I would absolutely snatch his weave if given the chance.
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thepitofheresy · 3 months ago
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so I was scrolling through the notes of the car battery post and. why did you reblog it so many times
I love car battery! One of the best memes of all time already so far.
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manofthepipis · 4 months ago
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ugh hes gonna get so tangled
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troopers-toons · 13 days ago
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What are you doing with that shovel good sir
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frey-the-they · 3 months ago
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yknow when youre getting towards the end of a will wood song and he just starts. fucking screaming the lyrics.
yeah that thats the best part.
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flowerbloom-arts · 4 months ago
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Hand him his shovel, he's going in
@wholemleko since we both associate him with this song
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gotosleepidiot · a year ago
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things that radiate inexplicable enby energy:
corduroy
oversized jackets
crunchy munchy leaves
the bard class in dnd
creeks in the middle of the woods
mushrooms
the color green in any shade
anarchist ideology
froggie
overcast weather
music by will wood and the tapeworms
moss and ivy covered stone cottages
folk punk
the cinematic sublime
hag stones
feel free to add on :’)
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heather-garland · 27 days ago
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i am so sorry but it is [redacted] in the morning and this is the funniest thing in the world to me rn
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glowinggeometry · 3 months ago
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MY SOUL WAS CRUSHED LIKE A TALL BOY
UNDERNEATH THE BOOTS ON THE CURB
AND I'M STILL PICKING UP MY MOLARS
AND PUTTING THEM BACK IN MY FACE
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scootsoot · 2 months ago
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BLOOD TW!
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"THIS IS NOT ENOUGH! THIS IS NOT ENOUGH TO PROVE IT YET! NO I NEED TO HIT THE BOTTOM!!"
He’s just a funky lil’ guy
this was originally going to be based off “hand me my shovel, I’m going in!” w/ wozloid but then it just turned into wozloid getting rid of a dead body.
wozloid’s creator: @vexilanimous​
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pizzacrustdisposal · 3 months ago
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hand me my shovel i’m going in will NEVER not make me feel. i am slamming my hands on a table and screaming and crying. this is ideal
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feeyus · 4 months ago
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i love will wood and his music so much
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the-bloggy-froggy · a month ago
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My heawt was stowen by a bwind pickpocket in the deep city stweets in the summew of 2012 awnd i nevew even saw hew face my dweams wewe shattewed wike a stained gwass window jesus in pieces! i bewieve i thwew a bwick wight thwough him but my memowy couwd nowt be saved iwt juwst seems unwikewy thawt iwt's me who was tuwu bwame so i bookmawk my dsm 'cause i need tuwu wemembew my pwace thiws iws nowt enough thiws iws nowt enough tuwu pwove iwt yet no, i need tuwu hit the bottom thiws iws nowt enough thiws iws nowt enough tuwu pwove iwt yet no, i need tuwu hit the bottom (gotta get tuwu the bottom of thiws) (gotta get tuwu the bottom of thiws) (gotta get tuwu the bottom of thiws) take uwu with me my souw was cwushed wike a taww boy undewneath the boots own the cuwb awnd i'm stiww picking up my mowaws awnd putting thewm bawck in my face my nawme was soiwed by a wast caww spiww with a backwash swiww awnd the bwackout kiwwed me sobew own impact fwom a faww fwom gwace take the woad own highew gwound awnd teww me "don't wook down! uwu'ww faww awnd bweak youw bawck." but thawt juwst weminds me how thewe's mowe tuwu be found beneath the bwack thiws iws nowt enough thiws iws nowt enough tuwu pwove iwt yet no, i need tuwu hit the bottom thiws iws nowt enough thiws iws nowt enough tuwu pwove iwt yet no, i need tuwu hit the bottom (gotta get tuwu the bottom of thiws) (gotta get tuwu the bottom of thiws) (gotta get tuwu the bottom of thiws) take uwu with me bottwe, weww, ow bawwew? aww awe empty dug, ow dwank, ow pouwed iwt out whewn too much iws nowt enough thewe's pwenty mowe whewe thawt came fwom awound wooking up we see the point of entwy between whewe we awe awnd we've bewn wooking down i couwd say heaven sent me hawnd me my shovew. I'm going in wooking up we see the point of entwy between whewe we awe awnd we've bewn wooking down i couwd say heaven sent me hawnd me my shovew. I'm going in gotta get tuwu the bottom of thiws gotta get tuwu the bottom of thiws gotta get tuwu the bottom of thiws gotta gotta gotta get gotta get gotta get gotta get tuwu the bottom of thiws gotta gotta gotta get gotta get gotta get gotta get tuwu the bottom of thiws gotta gotta gotta get gotta get gotta get gotta get tuwu the bottom of thiws if iwt it kiwws me gotta gotta gotta get gotta get gotta get gotta get tuwu the bottom of thiws gotta gotta gotta get gotta get gotta get gotta get tuwu the bottom of thiws gotta gotta gotta get gotta get gotta get gotta get tuwu the bottom of thiws if iwt it kiwws me thiws iws nowt enough thiws iws nowt enough, nowt enough, tuwu pwove iwt yet no, i need tuwu hit the bottom thiws iws nowt enough thiws iws nowt enough, nowt enough, tuwu pwove iwt yet no, i need tuwu hit the bottom thiws, thiws iws nowt enough thiws iws nowt enough, nowt enough tuwu pwove iwt yet no, i need tuwu hit the bottom thiws iws nowt enough thiws iws nowt enough, nowt enough, tuwu pwove iwt yet no, i need tuwu hit the bottom
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lovelazarus · a year ago
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HAND ME MY SHOVEL, I'M GOING IN! // WILL WOOD AND THE TAPEWORMS
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frey-the-they · 4 months ago
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unhinged music. music that feels like a sensory overload in a positive way. concerning music that i've memorized all the lyrics to. music to scream along to if you ever end up alone in a stadium at night and are feeling manic. chaotic, even.
.....ok fine i'm just talking about will wood music you all know i'm just talking about will wood music at this point-
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jiimmy-mushrooms · 10 months ago
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Useless.
I'm on my knees--I'm begging you--
my life has no real meaning anyways, I'm a burnout, going nowhere in life. No ambition, no goals nothing I do in my lifetime will amount to anything, and my existence--or lack there of-- won't make an impact on anyone. I'm a little blip in the universe that will inevitably go unnoticed.
but I can be something for you.
call me what you will-- sustenance, a snack, something to tide you over before dinner-- I really wont be offended.
if you let me do this, let me be your meal, my life will no longer be useless, as futile as it is now. give this nobody a chance to make himself useful to someone for once.
please.
please eat me
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