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urlocallesbiab · 4 months

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TELL ME ABOUT ASSISFRIEDKIN!!! I assume it’s friedkin and lt assistent?

yeag themst! i was promising myself i would someday make a Proper most (and even kept a similar ask as a reminder for myself, sorry i never got back to you tumblr user dykebarbie, i SEE U and APPRECIATE YOU), but i just never have enough energy/motivation for that (maybe i should've changed my blog name lmao, but also i love assisfriedkin :3), SO. instead.

i'll hand you this mcfucking google doc that was meant to be a collection of resources for me to make a post from. tysm for asking, genuinely, and have fun! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rLpDet6hLlWWxq4c9NIe63BZ5KdCcUfNw5QOkcGt33U/edit?usp=drivesdk

also if im bothered enough times there's a chance ill finish the outline for that au where friedkin is replaced with an alternative friedkin from a timeline where he wasn't a bad guy (i call that alt!hugo au), and that makes both him and mike have soooo many kinds of existential crises <3

oh also both kp (@generalized-incompetence) and phoebe (@clockworkcheetah) have assisfriedkin hcs — guys, would you mind sharing, or adding screenshots/links of old stuff?

also kp i beg of you to link that library fic of yours, i love it so so much :3 :3 :3 my fac thingie, my comfort read!!

#vikarambles #vika's personal dghda tag #dghda meta #(<- in the doc that i linked. so it counts)#hugo friedkin #lieutenant assistent #michael assistent #dirk gently's holistic detective agency (tv 2016)

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sinn-d · 3 years

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@knifelizard sent “How do you feel about two at once?” / I KNOW THIS ISN'T THE INTENT OF THE PROMPT BUT IT'S FUNNY BC IT WORKS FOR SPINNER SHGJFKDW ANYWAY. U KNOW. themst.

Smut Dialogue Prompts

Shohei looks down at Spinner’s pelvis, and then back up into his eyes.

“In my mouth? Sure. But I don’t think they’d fit anywhere else.” He says, a little sheepishly, “I have a little trouble with one as it is...” He admits, shifting a bit from his kneeling position in front of Spinner. After a second though, he moves forward a bit, his one hand coming down to stroke at Spinner’s cocks, alternating between the two before taking both in one large warm hand.

“Good thing I have a pretty big hand though...” He tilts Spinner’s face towards his with his wrist and kisses him. After the long and heavy kiss, he parts only so he can spit down onto Spinner’s cocks in his hand, slicking the works and allowing him to move his hand faster and more smoothly. “I like that you have two.” He says quietly between a few small kisses, “I like a lot of things about you.” He mutters, moving a bit faster.

He’s already ready to take him, so it isn’t long before he gives in to the needy throbbing in his pants, quickly kicking his clothes away and settling himself over Spinner. He eases himself down onto his topmost cock, clenching his teeth and moaning as he feels himself getting filled up. Once he’s in all the way he exhales hard as he reaches back, using his hand to rub Spinner’s free cock against his ass. “Feels...So good..” He mumbles before he slowly lifts his hips and brings them back down again, fucking himself on his friend’s cock while he lets the second one essentially hot dog his ass.

After awhile with this, Shohei changes his plan, carefully lifting himself off of Spinner and moving back a bit, sinking down on his other cock, which left this frontmost one just close enough to Shohei where he could give both Spinner and himself equal attention, jacking the pair off while steadily riding Spinner. “Th..This is my favorite way...To get fucked..” He admits before kissing Spinner hard, before any other phrases an words fall apart to moans on the older mans lips.

#**i was like... i wanna write something nasty tonight and i went in my drafts and here this was waiting for me #**also dont ask me to explain how i visualized this please do not

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