#hang on i need to make a meme

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

every day I come on here and I restrain myself from shrieking and going insane about The X-Files season 4 episode 12 Leonard Betts

#like TPBV will always be the episode of my heart #but LB is just.... on a whole other level of writing and atmosphere #I've made several posts about it and I'm certain that i Will make more in the future #Lu rambles #txf #the x files #hang on i need to make a meme

[canisonicscrewyou]

“Oh yeah sure you can crash on our couch!! Matt Smith just has to keep you company.”

“What”

“Oh you know.”

“I mean- uh- I guess that’s okay… But can you turn the lampshade around?”

“Oh yeah sure! :) Are you ready for bed?”

“Can- can you turn it… Again….?”

“?? Haha yeah okay :3”

“I… Uh.. Y-Yeah that’s fine I guess…”

“Okay awesome!! If you need anything else let me know!! The light does have to stay on though!! Goodnight!!! <33”

#yes my brother got me the 2014 Eleventh Doctor Sonic Screwdriver Lamp for Christmas #yes the shade itself has become kind of a meme in my apartment #I had this same one in high school but alas it got lost to Needing To Move Out Of Hoarding House ASAP #originally my plan was to get or make some kind of dr who esque lampshade bc I just like the screwdriver base a lot(it makes noises) #but. I kind of like how intimidating it is sometimes. staring ya down. #believe me when I say I’m only just realizing how very Dr Who Centric that ENTIRE area of my living room is #not pictured is the Dalek hanging from the ductwork #also almondmilk cameos #this is dumb. but. #dr who #doctor who #eleventh doctor #matt smith

[random-iz-stuff]

Two memes I would make if I had the art skills to do it justice:

1: This but with Zim as Batman and Gir as Raphael. “(“This is where I watched Miyuki die, Gir.” “Cowabummer!”)

2: This meme but with Zim throughout various stages of his life (smeet, scientist, soldier, invader, possibly Emperor Zim or Number 2 as the Zim from the future)

Ideally it would give off similar vibes to this Spamton meme. (Original version found here: https://twitter.com/ozzyquest/status/1488333925864939520)

#invader zim #memes #or at least meme concepts #I lack the skills to do these ideas justice but I need to get them out there #actually hang on I’m gonna try to make the first one in photoshop

[sysig]

I think I finally figured out why I like him so much

#ADHD #Meme #Shitpost #Helix #SCII #Max Vyer #Dexter Favin #Me projecting all over Max: Man he's just like me fr #He feels so ADHD to me like hang on hear me out #He's extremely impulsive - absolutely dopamine-motivated - struggles paying attention to things he's not interested in - #But also gets fixated on things like his dream journaling and anything related to it - space/aliens/spaceships/etc. #It being like The Only Thing that he ''can focus on'' - as well as wanting to engage with it when he's stressed! #Has lots of half-abandoned hobbies and impulsively ''jokes'' about getting really invested in something and then losing interest #Like wanting a lot of animals - hehe - or what jobs he wants to do while committing to none of them #He also takes things really personally which like - RSD. Do I need to explain lol #Has difficulty making and keeping friends - is forgetful and ''forgetful'' hehe I'm quite familiar #I also kind of read him getting high or drunk regularly as like?? really maladaptive attempts at self-medicating?? #Dopamine-deficient brains are way more likely to develop or lean on addictions to be at least Closer to level stimulation #He's constantly understimulated and all his caretakers see it as a moral failing when like! He's just expected to Get Guud lol #He needs accommodations! His brain is clawing at the walls trying to get his Executives to Function! #This man has undiagnosed ADHD please get him to a psychologist #Lbh tho his parents would be the type to say ''Don't use your diagnosis as an excuse'' as if he could just control it lol #Don't even get me started on when he and ZEX Freaky-Friday lol #Something something ZEX problematic queer something something Max problematic ADHD lol - look if it's Correct it's Correct! #Anyway this is just my reading and I'm Absolutely Definitely projecting to some degree - please read Helix and love Max of your own volition

[tsubasagirl]

Thank you DeNa.

#gladion #trainer blue #pokemon masters #pokemas #my screen recording #tagging it as that cuz this is kind of the first meme I’ve ever made #first things first HOH MY GOD I’M SO HAPPY #DeNa FINALLY HEARD OUR VOICES #and by ours I mean all the people who have been asking via the pokemas Instagram #I only got to read the news 2 hours after it was first announced in the pokemas discord datamine channel #had to make this meme as quickly as I could with img flip and Snapchat lmao #this is actually really great timing cuz I just reached friendship lvl 100 with Giovanni #and got no one else to hang with other than blue #this is second best to getting an alt gladion #alt piers and roxie look really cool so I’m not mad at that #but also #why is gladion just screaming into the void in his special pic #LET HIM BE HAPPY #but also I guess it’s kinda fair since we’ve gotten a good handful of smiling gladion moments #he needs to let that angsty/edgy anger out every once in a while #my guess about special day no. 2 is that he’s gonna be venting and be vulnerable with the player #which is a nice connection to that one lobby dialogue he has where he realised he had opened up to the player #god thank you again DeNa

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

sometimes when im bored i imagine various ted lasso characters on taskmaster and that cheers me up

#i imagine for one of the new years specials or a charity thing or something #so many golden opportunities. trent would be so fucking funny #whatever cool steady reputation he had is gone thoroughly imploded #[mulan meme] now all of england knows you're a dork #hard to seem cool and collected when everyone's seen you do a team task with ted lasso and utterly fail #but (covered in mud and hair a mess) ridiculously crumble into giggles at the end #(depending on the team task they'd either do extremely well or extremely badly lmao) #and tedependent brain aside also just like. literally any of the characters #except beard he'd be too good at it he'd inexplicably do it all and face the taskmaster down with no facial expression change at all /j #but like. roy. GOLDEN #dani? BEAUTIFUL. completely immune to cutting commentary. even greg daivies is charmed. #JAMIE? FUCKING JAMIE? CAN YOU IMAGINE? #jan maas. beautiful. #BUMBERCATCH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE #THERE'S SO MANY GOOD FUCKING OPTIONS #and i need the 'everyone tied their dicks together' thing to come up. please #hang on wait also now i had the cursed thought of someone comparing led tasso to The Taskmaster but that makes beard alex horne which is #the worst thought i've ever had #or would that be boach ceard? #oh my god fucking. rebecca. can you imagine rebecca on taskmaster. i think someone would die #there are just endless good options here #ted in general outside of the ted/trent context too my god it'd be so good #it's all so funny i love this thought exercise #ted lasso #ted lasso tv

[mimiatmidnight]

Will you be commenting on the Taylor drama?

I love the way this was worded, like I'm one of the siblings on Succession and the press has cornered me outside my penthouse to ask if I'll be releasing a statement on my family's latest scandal. Hehehe anyways.

Sorry but I just don't understand how anyone is shocked. Truly what has that woman ever done to successfully convince people that this is out of character for her. Like I don't want to diminish anyone's pain or anything but I see all these stans on here and over on Twitter in all this distress, having their very first epiphanies like "Hold on . . . does Taylor . . . suck??" And I kinda just have to chuckle at them cause like bless your hearts babes, but omg catch UP 😭

Lol because 1) she is a severely emotionally stunted person who thinks edgy British "bad boys" are hot like she's 12 years old, 2) she has no true deeply-held moral principles outside of issues that directly affect herself, and 3) truthfully, she seems to be suffering from a serious crisis of identity after the end of the longest and most significant romantic relationship of her life, and in my opinion is pretty clearly desperate to prove something to the world/her ex/herself.

The first reason is cringe but not news to longtime viewers, the second reason is pathetic but also not news (to those who can be honest with themselves), and the third is . . . understandable in some sense, but not pitiable enough to make me willing to humor this insufferable little episode she's having. I wish her luck on this humiliating rebound journey, but she is gonna have to walk that road on her own.

Normally, I always roll my eyes when people make these kinds of jokes, but given the circumstances I feel justified in saying: I can't wait to hear the breakup song about him, sis 🤡

#the great thing about disliking your own fave is that they simply do not have the power to disappoint you lol #like her stans (at least those who arent complete sycophants—which sadly is not most) are breaking down over Babys 1st Cognitive Dissonance #meanwhile im just over here chilling lol #ive also just NEVER been particularly invested in her personal life anyways so im gucci on that front too #i didnt even realize specific songs were about specific celebrity exes until *several* years into listening to her music #thats how unplugged i am lol #she is unusually extremely visible in the collective conscious right now cause of the tour and this insufferable PR blitz #but the absolute best thing for me is when she disappears and i dont have to perceive her -- the actual person -- outside of her music #and then it can just be me and my lifelong companion the fictional character “taylor swift” (c)(r)(tm) #so personally the only real threat this hangs over my head is the thought she might put him on an album #like that does strike real terror in my heart im ngl #ESPECIALLY any of the rerecords oh my god #and given the way hes been tailing her in and out of that damn studio . . . its not looking good for me kids 🥴 #i cant believe she would be that dumb after making the same mistake with joe on folklore #cause even tho now she has to suffer the indignity of sharing a grammy with her ex (LMAO) #at least we can understand that at the time she thought they were in it for life #but if she pulls that shit again with a REBOUND??? just to like stick it to joe or further delude herself or whatever? #idk im gonna need interpol or somebody to step in and do something drastic like this is a cry for help #did you guys see that euphoria meme someone made about her deranged “ive never been happier!!!!” speech the other day? #it was SO funny ill go find it

[the-owl-tree]

Aldo do you think leafpool ever lost faith in statclan? Like she dedicated her entire life to them and played the part of their little puppet and they just. Turn her away and reject her. They put her through so much turmoil why should they deserve her devotion? "Hey it's part of our plan for you to have these kits and be our martyr. But you will be turned away at the gates of heaven for fulfilling this role". What if instead of starclans Jesus she wad their lucifer

oh absolutely, erins were too cowardly to let her grow old and bitter and say fuck it and decide to be gay with mothwing

#hang on i need someone to make a ‘i can be ur angle or devil’ meme with leafpool #AS FAST AS U CAN

[moe-broey]

HOLY SHIIIIITTTTT

#fire emblem #feh #insert gift of prophecy meme here i'm to lazy to make it HAHAHAHAHA #i'm SO thrilled though i CANNOT wait to see the chaos unfold #ESP BC LEO IS HERE TOO????? RARE MOMENT WHERE I'M EXCITED TO SEE LEO #GOD this is going to be so fucking funny. imagine being alcryst the saddest wettest most sensitive anxiety ridden guy out there #and you fall into the laps of. takumi and leo. takumi on his own may be manageable after getting to know him. #maybe even the same can be said for leo. he's probably fine to hang out with once you get to know him. #but. together. their hater game is INSANE. UNMATCHED. SEVERE #alcryst found curled up into a ball on the floor sobbing in askr. #GOD they could be. a fantastically unhinged trio actually. #imagining them like a group of best friends who are constantly up to no good. endless trouble and antics. #i need to make a whole other post tbh i have SO many thoughts there's so much potential here across the board #alcryst

[doku-no-bi]

You know who i am at this point

If Eric Venue show like favoritism or show being curious about Neige...... what will you do?

(For kasumi: there's 8 3rd years if you count Vil in it too. Trey, Cater, Leo, Vil, Rook, idia, Mal and Lilia! what i mean by 4 is Vil with leo idia and mal cause they're the dorm leader)

Well, I cannot stop him from being curious... Neige is a good actor, especially since many of the other upcoming actors around our age haven't gotten as much experience with acting.

So I most likely wouldn't do much... Like with Rook. I shouldn't stop someone from looking into things that they are curious about.

#kazumi speaks: he hates to give praise to neige but he can't deny it so... (also. be professional. he needs to be professional.) #kazumi speaks: I KNEW I WAS FORGETTING PEOPLE #kazumi speaks: im so sorry idia please forgive me (and i was literally. on his arc too. smh) #kazumi speaks: and yeah that makes sense- #kazumi speaks: 100% it would be a struggle to get them to hang out (leona would be too lazy to go; idia probably wants to stay home #kazumi speaks: and poor malleus wouldn't get the invitation or a notice that the date had changed or something. #kazumi speaks: vil doesn't mind going though- #twisted wonderland #vil schoenheit #disney twisted wonderland #twst #twst wonderland #roleplay #rp #twisted wonderland rp #twisted wonderland roleplay #vil replies #meme anon

[vern-a]

Been digital painting for 5 years and still cant do it without suffering.

I need my mixing palette. I need my dirty brushes. I think i understand colours until im given a colour wheel. Devils chariot, that one.

#might choose violence and paint my thing physically #talk bits #i am a violent person there is a high chance ill do it #its not even like. a piece that i could hang on a wall. its just a stupid little meme #maybe i give up on the painting. maybe it doesnt need so much effort yknow. maybe im making my life harder for no reason

[ioannemos]

#kinda fended it off yesterday by doing the ''tense your muscles to make your body think it fought and won'' thing thx tumblr! <3 #but guess what's baaack #kinda wanna cry kinda wanna throw up mostly just wanna go back to bed~ #hnnng #ugh #personal #abbie needs a twitter #wait i can make another meme about this hang on

[freakwiththeknifecollection]

People who started putting up Halloween decorations in September (or August) aren't allowed to complain about people decorating for Christmas in November

#i need to make a meme hang on #em rambles

[multi-lefaiye]

[strums guitar] [smiles] [clears throat] who are you people

#multi makes text posts #i need like. hang on i gotta do math rq #can like 94 of y'all unfollow me real quick for the meme #funnie number........

[sysig]

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#Doodles #SCII #Helix #ZEX #Crackship #Teisel #Meme #I am on a roll with these lol #I knew adding Teisel to my list was only a matter of time #I am a weakwilled individual with one fatal flaw #Anyway (lol) #ZEX really has his work cut out for him with Teisel haha - it's very fortunate he's so determined and enjoys a challenge 'cause otherwise! #Teisel is hard to pin down - I mean Other Than That lol - he's an interesting guy :0 #Rough around the edges and a family man ♪ And if I get to draw long hair and big muscles then all the better hehe #And he has a cute nose! He has the bridge of the nose thing that I like so much!! Yes!! #As for the rest of him - hm! I've only had passing thoughts up to this point and getting into his head is...Something lol #It's well done to be certain it definitely Makes Me Feel it's just hard to ascribe a name to that Feeling just yet #Needs a bit more time to tumble smooth I suppose lol #One thing I know I like because it makes me sad - lol - is ZEX projecting some of his feelings about DAX onto Teisel - unexpected! #It's extremely interesting how despite his deep abiding love and fascination with Otherness he's gotten increasingly homesick #Finding things charming about humans that remind him of VUX! You can tell he's a bit desperate for the familiar :'0 #So isolated from even himself ah 💔 Hang in there ZEX! #At least he has some fun distractions hehe ♪ New things to learn and consider! Teisel keeps throwing him curveballs! #Both of them circling each other like ''? Isn't it your turn?'' lol #They both come off as aggressive in their own way and then swing-and-a-miss lol #And then there's how Teisel frames him as far as age goes - or really how everyone does pffft #It is So funny to me every time anyone refer to ZEX as ''old'' now that his age has been more or less established - at least pointed at #The fact that he might not even be in his human-equivalent 50s what is this who this lol he's not old! And Max /definitely/ isn't haha #He is the slightest itty-bittiest willowiest little twink y'ever did see pfft #I have been waiting to use that meme template for someone for ages I am so glad that I finally got the chance ♪

[detectivenyx]

any meme that involves sbubby or expanddong levels of editing >>>> literally anything on tiktok

#- nyx (they/she) #tiktok memes is just like #people thinking their lives are more interesting than they actually are #meanwhile connect 4 memes are king shit bc the most mundane person ever just needs to deliver something absurd #it maintains a disconnect so it's funny without exploiting trauma even when it's dark #how i know: dr fans just casually making hanging jokes wigs me out and i will stab you to death #dr fans making 'connect noose' about ibuki like her death is The Classic Vertical Four-In-A-Row Checkers Game? hilarious #plus you actually have to be able to edit images beyond just slapping some filter on top #'wow nyx this was pretentious' yes and i would rather be that than the alternative