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eli0004 · 2 months

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Ever wondered where the Veterans would take you on a date?

(Erwin Smith, Levi Ackerman, Hange Zoe)

Erwin smith? Applebee’s💀

lmfao I’m joking, but the way i see it, Erwin strikes me as the goofy, endearingly cringy, single dad type of guy that really believes Applebee’s is the epitome of fine dining. Thankfully, he listens when Levi tells him to have a little class💀

In all seriousness, I think he’d be the type to take you wine tasting, go to see live music performances at local venues, or browsing a cute little craft market on a crisp spring morning.

He’d clean up nice beforehand, probably wear some jeans and a button up shirt, and this man would smell…so…fucking…good😩 like fresh powdery cologne and spearmint gum. You’d get in his car and he’d already have your favorite coffee order in the cupholder waiting for you. Omg i love him

Levi Ackerman? Tea shops, local bakeries, art museums, bookstores, theater.

Levi has a love for the arts, and anything intellectually stimulating. He likes to take his time getting to know the person he’s interested in, so he wouldn’t want to do any kind of activity he couldn’t talk during. It’s a common headcannon among us Levi lovers that he’s an acts of service kind of guy, so you know he’ll be always observing what kind of pastries you order, what kind of tea you like, or your favorite genre of book.

When Levi takes interest in someone, he doesn’t take them for granted. He’s always perusing, always chasing, always loving, so diligently. Gas will never be an issue, this man will drive you across town and back 4 times if you asked him to. He plans dates ahead of time, and always comes prepared, with a wallet full of cash and a tank full of gas, and If he ends the night empty handed, he’ll call it a job well done.

Hange Zoe? Hikes, smoke sesh on the roof, metaphysical shops, farmers markets, picnics, nature walks, the zoo.

Hange is one of those earthly granola people. They’re 100% vegan, grounded to the world around them, and a huge animal lover, so i love the idea that they’ll want to go on a hike to bird watch or pet some moss. Just imagine how cute it would be, you’re both walking around in a stream in the woods, pant legs hiked up around your calves, looking for pretty colored stones for your collection. The sun is peaking through the tree line and you both smell like sweat and sunscreen and earth. Hange finds a turtle or a small frog and catches it to show you🥹 they make me so soft. They’ll also 100% get sunburnt on their nose and cheeks because they can’t ever remember to apply sunscreen there.

Hange is the type to love taking photos of you on dates, and add them to the photo wall in their apartment. If you go to visit, the two of you will pack a bowl and laugh about the memories you have together as you look over the pictures, some kind of cozy music playing in the background.

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hangesdarling · 22 days

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thoughts on what hange would do when readers pregnant? i feel like seeing reader pregnant would make them so horny 🙈🤭

Hange getting horny when you're pregnant...

PAIRING. AMAB!Hange Zoë x pregnant!female reader CONTENT. 18+, MDNI, breeding kink, vaginal sex, mentions of doggy style sex position, masturbation, Hange cums on your belly (lmk what else) A/N. anon idk if this is what you're thinking but I couldn't help but imagine it like this hehe 🤭 just shoot me another ask if you want an afab!hange version ♡

hange would be horny, yes. but would they admit it to you that easily? probably not.

the moment you told them you were pregnant, they were over the roof and, crushing you so tightly in a hug, twirling you around in joy.

they'll tell all of their friends about it and you have to squeeze their hand sometimes and tell them to ease down.

next day, you see them carrying a stack of books filling their arm and before you even ask what those all are, they'll smile brightly at you and say, "wanna hear about babies?"

a quarter of the bed would be filled with open books as you lay down, listening to hange as they tell you about the things they've read as you stroke their hair.

but when they notice you getting sleepy, they just smile and kiss your forehead before cuddling you to sleep.

the first few weeks of having sex are gentle and romantic. hange would tell you all sorts of things. you're beautiful. they love you and the baby with all their heart.

there would be sweet kisses on your neck and cheek and long intimate ones on your lips

their intentions would be originally just purely fluffy and loving as expected from such a doting spouse.

but on some nights when sleep doesn't come easily, their mind would wander back to various things.

they would think of the exact day they might have gotten you pregnant, tracing an invisible calendar in their head and playing a recollection of memories.

but when they imagine your flushed blushing face all those nights ago, of how you clung to their shoulder when you were hitting orgasm, of how you became a whimpering mess telling them to come inside, hange would just find themself blushing, an inexplicable heat shooting through their body.

they would bury their face on your neck as you sleep, trying their best to keep their hardness in check.

but there were nights, they couldn't help it and you're willing to help them out.

sweat would bead on their temples, eyes closed as they thrust their hardened member in and out of you.

a gentle hand would trace over your belly, moving in soft caresses

hange curses under their breath, lips parting as soft grunts escape their mouth

they would whisper your name, their mind letting their mouth run for them as they told you about how pretty you looked on all those nights you're stuffed full of them or how their cum leaks out of you, dripping warm and thick against the sheets.

hange would hold your hand as they thrust, not pinning your wrist but keeping your fingers laced in a passionate lock.

your fingers in their hair and your legs mounted on their hips would be enough to rile them up further. each thrust was accompanied by a tug of their hair, or the moans escaping your lips as you both came into a shuddering release.

hange would keep that position for at least a few minutes, kissing you all over but most importantly, kissing your belly a good night before pulling you in their arms to sleep

the next day, they would be in high spirits, a huge smile plastered on their face as they woke you up with a warm breakfast

hange adored you, fascinated about you and the baby you're carrying

their idea of pillow talk would be telling you the best foods for pregnant women or the most suitable colors for a nursery room or maybe illustrating a punnett square of genetics they made for your baby ("your eyes and my nose. great combination right?" they'll beam at you)

no matter how sweet or caring they are, you still notice how much it turns them on to see that small bump forming in your belly

you'll see them stare, come over to you to just kiss your belly, and talk to their unborn baby

when you teased them about it, you half expected for you to be pinned down on the bed, legs spread open once more as they fuck you

and that's what happened

hange remained gentle but you could sense how hot and bothered they were just from the deep blush creeping on their face or how their half-lidded eyes stared at you

despite how much they love coming inside, they would pull out this time. seeing pleasure in seeing their cum paint the bump on your belly.

that's enough to rile them up for another round but they would stop themself, letting you rest on their arms for the whole night.

"rest for the baby too, alright sweetheart?" they'll mumble in your ear, pressing a kiss on your neck before they sleep.

hange may be busy, but they would find or steal away time just to spend long hours with you.

after work, their form of rest might just be lying on your belly, placing sleepy kisses on every surface

"the baby said you're invading privacy, you dork," you joked at them one time when they said they could nap all day on your belly "my, my. is my baby upset with me?" they'll chuckle, crawling towards you to catch your lips in theirs. "yes, very much," you would say, smiling against their lips. "uh-oh. big trouble for me, i guess," they'll say, feigning worry as they proceed to kiss you down. "but our baby needs to learn to share their mommy, right?"

their loving embrace or teases would sometimes turn into a scene where they would have you on all fours, their hips thrusting from behind you. they're moving slow and firm, only speeding up at that sweet peak

hange relishes how your enlarged breasts fit around their hands, giving wet kisses on your spine in pleasure.

but as the months passed and your bump grew larger, hange would just spend most of their time with you, cuddling and making sure you were not in discomfort.

they would leave the house for work, making sure you wouldn't have to worry a thing or move around much after they left.

they would kiss your sleeping figure goodbye, place another kiss on your belly, and say, "you take care in there, little one. tell mommy i love you both, alright"

it was their gesture of affection for the unborn child, talking and telling them various stories or even promises once they're born.

hange grew fond of giving you forehead kisses, especially after work

they'll ensure to bring the food you're craving, joining as you eat no matter how weird the food combination would be.

they wouldn't tell you much about how stressful work has been and would focus more on the good things that happen.

but you could see their stress just from the bags under their eyes, or their unkempt hair you always used to comb before they left for work.

when you offer to relieve them, hange would hesitate, telling you that they don't want you getting even more tired just for that.

you would take their hand and tell them that maybe they could relieve themself with some form of help from you.

a smile would creep on their face as you say that, asking for your permission to touch themself and come on your belly again as it leaves them riled up and satisfied

you would happily agree to it as hange locked your lips in a heated kiss as they touched themself.

after that heated-up session, hange would kiss your forehead once again, cleaning both of you up for bed.

they'll never miss a night telling you how beautiful you are, how much they love you, how grateful they are that you're carrying their child, that they are the happiest knowing you would be the mother of their children and will spend their years loving and growing with you

hange would doze off to the thought of you and the baby inside you, a tranquil scenery that keeps them alive, a memory in their head cherished forever even years after

likes, reblogs, and comments are appreciated, sweethearts <3

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14dyh · 3 months

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Nerdy Love | H.Z.

Pairing: Hange Zoë x reader Summary: Hange with a nerdy lover headcanons! (Science Edition: Chemistry, Botany, Physics, and Astronomy) A/N: the physics part was pretty self-indulgent, i just want to share the world of science with Hange :")

Hange with a nerdy lover...

Chemistry

if you're a chemistry nerd,

Hange would be overjoyed at having someone who shares their favorite subject with them

when you first met, they sat beside you in the lab and went on talking about chemistry and such

enthused by your knowledge, Hange will begin to search even deeper chemistry knowledge so they can keep longer conversations with you

periodic table of elements jokes (Hange will, I just know)

will probably bring their own microscope kit when there is no schedule for lab

will look at you like you hung the stars even when you're talking about highly toxic chemicals

looks at you with heart eyes even if your hair is mostly disheveled from working for hours in certain chemicals

thinks you look adorable in safety goggles

shares a matching chemistry-themed coffee mug with you that looks like a beaker

one time, you had a lab accident but Hange was there, and unsurprisingly, they are efficient at first aid. their presence was a huge comfort, and they made sure you wouldn't panic the entire time

making sure you have appropriate experiment equipment is their love language

Botany

if you're a botany nerd,

Hange will try to impress you by identifying leaves around the school garden

will give you a leaf with a unique shape they found

will also pick the best tree bark piece for you (the one that doesn't have a brittle texture, it's sturdy enough that you can turn it into a pendant)

will show you a collection of dried leaves they tucked on their enormous books as a bookmark

they adore textured plants so they would be so happy to find some in your garden

loves the vibrant flowers that grow in your garden

they would likely want to surprise you by growing a plant and giving it to you on valentine's day

lotsssss of plant puns

knows how you water each of your plants because they always observe you when doing it

loves the way you observe each plant, knowing well if it grew new leaves, flowers, or fruits

they take you to garden dates <3

Physics

if you're a physics nerd,

Hange loves interactive toys that use physics. they would probably share lots of that with you

both of you would fall asleep together listening to Feynman lectures (it was relaxing, trust me)

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you could talk to them about the most obscure physics theories and they'll know what you're talking about (which makes your heart leap with joy and end up kissing them on the cheek several times)

they're genuinely interested even if you're talking about steam engine history for hours

you get pissed off when the laws of motion are discussed in such a shallow, abecedarian way in high school and Hange adores your pouting face.

loves helping you out with calculus problems in physics

they became invested in chemical physics because of you

exchanges science books with annotations for you at least every week

loves silly, theoretical questions with you

listens attentively to you even if you're describing light and optics during a school disco party

adores you when you discuss torque mechanics using a basketball during PE

even when walking past a river, you can't help but tell them the amazing hydrodynamics of the flowing water. Hange loves seeing the sparkle in your eyes whenever you describe the beauty of the world using physics

volunteers to participate in your mini physics experiments

they are very resourceful so they mostly help you with applying physics to real-life devices/inventions

their eyes lit up when they see both of your inventions materialize but they're more happy to see how delighted you are

(i still remember how happy they were when they successfully developed the "Executioner from Hell")

it's canon that Hange has the best intuition and analyzing skills in AOT so you get along very well since those qualities abide by the principles of physics

these headcanons are mostly modern au bc AOT is depressing but I bet you and Hange would most likely bond over developing or designing weapons or devices for the Survey Corps

(personally, I believe that they would most likely be a physics teacher in modern au since most of their inventions use physics)

This teacher reminds me of Hange so much

Astronomy

if you're an astronomy nerd,

Hange still teases you about the day you met because your conversation starter is what is your favorite star

they adore you and even tell you their favorite constellation

probably gave you one of those glowing circular glass lamps with the solar system inside for valentine's day

romantic stargazing :D

and planetarium dates!

they love hanging out in your room because you can talk for hours while gazing at glow-in-the-dark astronomy stickers on your ceiling

you have matching astronomical sphere ball necklaces (probably have both of your initials too)

you share an astronomy playlist (could just be music or podcasts)

(self-indulgent but I think they would enjoy StarTalk and SciShow Space marathon with you)

they have this cute habit of giving you star-shaped food or any object that happens to be star-shaped ("this reminded me of you :D" they'll say)

your space movies watchlist will be playing on movie nights, Hange will also share a sci-fi movie list with you in return

they'll surprise you with intriguing astronomy questions and your heart leaps because you know they've been paying attention whenever you talk about your interests

I'm pretty sure Hange would also enjoy watching Rick and Morty, Futurama, The Big Bang Theory, Fullmetal Alchemist and such with you, especially in their downtime. Aside from science documentaries, that is.

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levi-erwin-hangexreader · 1 year

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Omg yes love the Erwin inclusion!

Could I request hc for how Erwin (Levi and Hange too if you have time) would comfort their s/o after a difficult day/week, please? Tysm!!

yes yes I love erwin so much

How Erwin, Hange, and Levi would Comfort their s/o's after a Long Day/Week

-SFW

-Style: HeadCanons

-Modern Uneverice

-TW: None<3 Pure fluff

Erwin Smith

I just know this man gives the best back/neck/shoulder messages, like his hand are big and warm, it feel like heaven. So after seeing how tried you look after coming home from a long day, he makes you lay down as he rubs your back.

Erwin will bring home some flowers after knowing that your week has just be horrible, or their has been book you have been wanting for awhile? Erwin bought it for you to enjoy as you winded down on the weekend. This man will just spoil you rotten (He would do this anyways but after a long week he does it even more)

Is a great listener and if you need to vent, he will listen even if its for hours he doesn't care he just wants you to happy. And gives the best advice ever. Like a crappy coworker/boss made your week a living hell? Erwin will be able to help you confront them in a professional manner. He's the best out of the 3 when it comes to that.(Levi would just tell you to call them names that would get you sent straight to HR)

Hange Zoe

If you need to get your mind of the crappy week you have had. Hange will talk your ear off making it their mission to make you laugh and smile. They can't stand it when you are wearing a frown.

They don't look like it but they are a amazing cook. So they will make nicest meal to make you happy after a long day.

Hange will give you a lot of reassurance. saying things like "Bad days come and go, and I'll be there for all of them"

Kisses Kisses and more kisses, Will cover your face with kisses which never fails to bring the smile they love so much back to your face. Like even more then normal.

Levi Ackerman

Will do every single one of your chores, you will not lift a finger after a crappy week. Laundry? Done, Dusting the fans? Done, Dish? Done, Sweeping and/or Mopping? Done and Done.

Levi is with best at skin care and will pamper you being doing your skincare for you along with a few masks and a bath with a bunch of bath salts.

Isn't as good at giving you kind words or advice like Hange and Erwin but he is an amazing listener. He will give you all of attention, there is not a single thing going on in his mind besides you.

Will also make you so much tea that you might exploded.

#i need a erwin in my life fr #my loves #erwin smith x reader #hange zoe x reader #levi ackerman x reader #erwin x reader #hange x reader #levi x reader #erwin smith #hange zoe #levi ackerman #erwin smith headcanons #hange zoe headcanons #levi ackerman headcanons #aot headcanons #attack on titan #x reader #purple baby works #purple headcanons

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simpinghour · 11 months

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Cake and Pears at 2am Hange x fem! reader

Summary: What is meant to be a casual night out to hang with Mikasa and friends leads you to meeting the very dapper, very suave even though they sometimes remind you of a golden retriever, Hange.

This was meant to be a mafia AU and there are light mentions of it but that's not the focus. Here you'll read about a fem!reader who is 14 years younger than a nonbinary Hange but doesnt let that stop her from dating them.

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Nonbinary Hange, gothkasa, Strap on sex, loss of virginity with strap on, this is smutty as hell and I have no regrets, side Eruri, Side Eremika, Squirting, Oral Sex, Fingering, also side Mikenana, Yelena needs her ass kicked, age gap, but not a creepy age gap I promise, I had to do so much research about strap ons for this damn fic

Ao3 link

Chapter 1

First you didn’t feel like going out. Then Mikasa wheedled until you gave in, and you asked what you should wear.

“Anything is fine. Wear your regular clothes.”

And that was how you ended up wearing an ankle length black linen dress, feeling completely out of place when turning up at Mikasa’s cousin’s bar.

The plan was to have a quick drink to start off the evening. How you ended up drinking by yourself was a mystery, but you suspected it was likely due to Mikasa getting in a quickie with her boyfriend and losing track of time.

I hope the dick is good because I’m going to kill you and Eren when you get here, you quickly texted Mikasa while trying to ignore the drunken man to your right doing the most to get your attention.

“Either drink this and stop harassing our guests or get the fuck out. Your choice,” you hear someone say.

You look up to find a guy with short dark hair and an undercut who eerily resembles Mikasa pushing a glass of water across the bar top while glaring at the man bothering you. A quick glance at the man shows that he looks as though he’d been scared sober, because he takes the water and scuttles in the other direction without another word.

“Tch. Asshole,” the guy says in disgust before he flicks a dishcloth at a spot of moisture on the bar. “You okay?” he asks.

“I’m good, thanks. I would be great if my friend Mikasa didn’t have me here waiting like an idiot.”

He scoffs again. “So you’re friends with my cousin. No doubt she’s glued to that idiot boyfriend of hers.”

“I’m guessing you don’t care much for Eren,” you reply, biting back a laugh.

“Hmm,” he grunts. “She could do better, but I guess she could also do worse.”

He doesn’t offer further commentary and moves to the other end of the bar. You go back to fiddling with your phone and sipping on your drink.

Ten minutes later you get hit on again, this time by a tall blonde who is admittedly attractive but too damn pushy for your tastes.

“Don’t be like that,” she says, reaching down to wrap long, rough fingers around your wrist.

The last thing you want to do is cause a scene; not only is this a club for members only, but everyone here is at least fifteen years older than you. On top of that, Mikasa vaguely mentioned something about her cousin’s bar being a mafia hang out, but she didn’t answer or give more details when you outright asked if her cousin was in the mafia.

As you think back to the way the guy harassing you earlier looked like he was going to wet himself when the dark-haired guy glared at him, you think the answer is yes.

“Yelena, leave the young lady alone before I have Levi ban your ass,” a raspy voice interrupts in a way that seems light yet has a casually threatening undertone.

The woman named Yelena takes her hand off you and you peer around her to find the owner of the voice.

You were aware that you were likely gawking, but you hadn’t expected to see a lithe brunet dressed in a three-piece suit that clung to them like a second skin. Their hair was sort of long but had been pulled up in a partial ponytail, and a few strands framing square-rimmed glasses and a pair of warm brown eyes were the second things you saw. The unamused expression on their face was the next.

“You and I both know why you’re acting like this,” they continue, staring unblinkingly at Yelena.

You know this person came to your defense, but you can’t help feeling intimidated. Then Yelena sighs dramatically and backs up a few steps.

“No harm done, Hange. It was just a bit of fun.”

“Bit of fun, my ass. You’re only here because we like Onyankopon. Now move along.”

Yelena stares hard while slinking away and the person called Hange leans against the bar to peer down at you.

“Sorry about that,” they apologize while sticking out a hand. “Hange Zoe. I don’t think I’ve seen you here before.”

“This is my first time,” you explain after giving your name and shaking their hand. “I’m supposed to be meeting some friends here but they’re extremely late.”

“Oh? Anyone I know?”

“Mikasa and her dumb boyfriend Eren. And I think our friend Armin if he’s not glued to his computer.”

“Ohh, you’re Mikasa’s friend. Levi told us some of you would be stopping by tonight.” Hange turned to look across the room and pointed to a table. “Wanna join us while you wait?”

You peer over to see a man with shaggy blond hair sitting there, engaged in conversation with another man who had neatly styled brighter blond hair as well as a stunning blonde woman with a short haircut that fits her face perfectly. Levi, who you learn is in fact Mikasa’s cousin when pointed out by Hange, is in the middle of sliding into the booth with the two men and a lady. They all seem equal parts classy but intimidating, and it immediately sets you on edge. They’re nothing like anyone you’ve been around before and you’re in fear of making some serious social faux pas.

“I don’t want to intrude,” you protest.

“You aren’t. Besides, it’ll piss off the blonde who just got grabby with you.”

“Okay, only if you don’t mind,” you agree, picking up your glass. “Who was that, an ex of yours?”

A wry look cross Hange’s face as they lead you across the bar.

“You could say that. Say, what is that you’re drinking? It looks tasty.”

“It’s called a Red Devil. Not everyone knows how to make it but this guy with brown hair knew what I was talking about. He made it perfectly too; some people use too much gin and it tastes disgusting like that.”

“If he had on a blue shirt that’s Moblit and yup, he makes the best drinks.”

When you and Hange reach the table they introduce you to everyone. Nanaba is friendly and Miche is polite but doesn’t seem like a big talker, although Erwin and Levi have plenty to say. Hange orders you another drink without you asking and you sit on the outside of the booth, sipping on your second Red Devil while wondering how the hell you ended up at the table of Mikasa’s cousin and his friends.

You guesstimate that the jacket alone to their suits is equal to the price of a month’s rent. And you don’t know much about watches, but you definitely know what a Rolex is and every person at the table except you is wearing one. Correction, Miche and Nanaba have on his and her Patek Philipe watches.

Eventually someone else equally well-dressed joins the table, the tall man with brown hair named Moblit who happens to be the person that made your drink.

“Are you and Hange going to drink one another under the table tonight?” Levi asks, and Hange grins broadly.

“No,” they laugh. “But now that I think about it, I could use a snack. Are there any olives in the back?”

“Yes, for the cocktails,” Levi hisses, looking scandalized as though Hange suggested snacking on earthworms.

“Actually, I bought a large bag of mixed olives because I know you like them,” Erwin interjects, ignoring the way Levi glares at him.

“I thought I was the only one who ate olives on their own,” you murmur, and Hange’s face lights up.

“I guess you’ll share with me, right? Hold on, I’ll be right back.”

“Hange, don’t you break my damn bar!” Levi yells over the booth as Hange hurries in the direction of a closed door. “And bring something to put them in!”

You’re wondering why Hange needs to be told to bring something for the olives, and bite back a laugh at the image of them eating olives right off the tabletop. Soon they return, arms laden with a small stack of bowls and the olives.

Erwin hadn’t been lying; the bag of mixed olives he bought was enormous. It easily rivaled the size of a food container one would find at a food co-op. Hange tries to cut it open with a pocketknife but with speed-lightning deftness, Levi reaches over and snatches it out their grasp.

“I’ve got it, before the whole fucking thing ends up all over the floor,” he grumbles, pulling out his own pocketknife from somewhere and neatly slitting open the bag.

“You are so weird,” Miche says, watching Hange pour a generous portion of olives into two paper bowls. They stab a toothpick into a green olive atop both mounds and push a bowl in your direction.

“See, Miche? I told you I wasn’t the only one who ate olives like this,” Hange tells him, brandishing a toothpick with a black olive on the end before popping it in their mouth.

The entire situation is laughable. The idea that the stunning human in a bespoke suit has the personality of a golden retriever yet can clearly switch to that of a guard dog with a killer bite is unfathomable. Either way, you’re having a good time and don’t think the night can get any stranger. But you’re soon proven wrong.

Miche excuses himself and as he crosses you to get out the booth, he pauses and loudly sniffs your hair. Hange explains that it’s a thing he does and he means no harm, but then he says your hair smells good. Nanaba says she noticed the same thing too, and then everyone else says they also agreed.

Everyone starts throwing out names of expensive parfums that would probably take you a month or more to save for if you wanted a bottle. You tell everyone that it’s not perfume you’re wearing, they’re smelling the hair oil you used on your ends. That prompts a conversation about your tight curls and you’re explaining that your hair tends to get dry and needs extra moisture when Mikasa finally shows up. Eren is behind her, trying to pretend that he isn’t hiding from Levi and failing miserably. Armin is also there and he’s smiling nervously. Mikasa looks confused when she sees you sitting with her cousin and his friends, but her expression barely gives away anything.

“Hey brat, why’d you make your friend wait all this time?” Levi asks her.

“Eren and I lost track of time,” Mikasa offers dismissively, sniffing as she looks away.

“Tch. I bet,” Levi scoffs, narrowing his eyes and the increasingly nervous Eren. Armin also looks anxious, but mostly because he likely feels like a third wheel knowing what his two best friends were doing that caused them to be late.

“I don’t want to keep you from your friends,” Hange tells you with a smile. “Thanks for keeping me company.”

You really don’t want to leave but know it would be rude to not join Mikasa and the others. So you thank Hange and everyone else and reluctantly leave their table.

You’re oddly quiet while sitting with your friends, yet they’re too busy quarrelling over something to notice. When you cast a surreptitious glance over at Hange, they’re laughing loudly at something while slapping Miche’s shoulder. You feel a stab of envy, wishing you were the one to make them laugh when they suddenly turn in your direction and wink at you. Before you can react, they’ve turned back to their friends and you’re left wondering if you imagined everything.

Eren and Armin go to fetch drinks and when they return, Armin hands you another Red Devil and a glass of water. You notice that everyone also has water along with their drink and Eren asks Mikasa why her cousin made him also take water. The answer comes in the form of Mikasa shooting Levi a nasty glare across the bar and he returns her look with an eerily similar one.

“He hates sloppy drunks,” Mikasa explains. “This is his way of telling us to have fun but not too much fun. I watched him make someone mop up their own puke before throwing them out on more than one occasion.”

“Your cousin is scary,” Armin says, warily eyeing his cocktail as though unsure if he should drink it.

You finish your Red Devil a little too fast and become the teeniest bit tipsy—okay, you’re drunk—and decide to wobble outside, in desperate need of fresh air. Just as you take a deep breath and close your eyes, you hear the door open and someone else walks outside.

“Needed a breather?” Hange asks with an unlit cigar held between their teeth. They reach into their pocket to pull out a box of wooden matches and some other metal tubular object on a ring. “It’s a hole punch for cigars,” they explain when they see you staring. “It gives a better flavor as you smoke opposed to completely cutting off the tip.”

“Yeah, I got a little hot in there,” you reply. “So are cigars good? I’ve never tried one.”

“The right cigar is very good,” Hange explains, taking the cigar from their mouth and punching a hole into the end. They put it back into their mouth and strike a match and you’re captivated by their long fingers cupping the flame while bringing it up to their cigar. A few twirls between two fingers ensures that its lit evenly and Hange takes a few pulls and exhales a grey cloud into the cool night air. “Darker cigars—maduro they’re called— have a smoother taste. A lot of people think the lighter ones do but those tend to be harsh on the throat.”

You’re really drunk and wonder if you’ll remember this impromptu lesson on cigars, but mostly you’re enthralled with watching Hange smoke while looking like the picture of ease in their vest, the other hand in their trouser pocket.

“Would you like to try it?” they ask suddenly, and you realize they’re smiling while holding it out to you.

“You don’t mind?”

“Nah,” they reply, nudging their hand again in your direction. “Go on. Don’t suck too hard though, it’ll taste awful if you do.”

You feel awkward as you take the cigar and try to ignore the sensation of Hange’s fingers brushing against yours. Without their jacket on you catch a whiff of their cologne; something sweet yet musky with a hint of wood and vanilla. It mingles perfectly with the cigar smoke and the aroma leaves you light-headed.

Okay, girl, you really need to calm down, you tell yourself, lifting the cigar to your lips.

Normally you’d be disgusted by the idea of putting your mouth on something that was just in the mouth of someone you barely knew, but you aren’t for some reason. The tip of the cigar is damp and you brush way the intrusive thought that this is an indirect kiss, but you take a soft pull as directed and are shocked to find that it indeed tastes good.

“Nice, right?” Hange asks when they see your eyebrows raised in surprise.

“It is, actually,” you admit, handing the cigar back to them. “It’s sort of chocolatey but earthy? Makes me think of a nice latte.”

“Yes! Some people do have cigars with coffee, as well as chocolate and some teas.”

“That sounds nice.”

“It is. If you ever want a recommendation, I’d be happy to help.”

Just as you’re about to say yes, the door opens and Mikasa sticks out her head.

“Oh, here you are,” she says. “Sasha just texted me to see if we wanted to meet up with her and Jean at the diner.”

“Did any of you drive here?” Hange asks.

Mikasa shakes her head. “We took an Uber.”

“Me too,” you chime in.

“All right. If you need help getting home let one of us know.”

The rest of the night is uneventful and boring compared to how it started. Mikasa had her limit of alcohol and used Eren’s shoulder as a pillow for an impromptu nap. Armin’s face is flushed and he keeps complaining that he’s hot and his hair is annoying him. You dig two satin scrunchies out your purse and put his hair into two tiny pigtails and he is visibly relieved. Armin keeps his pigtails in and when Mikasa finally wakes up, she asks Eren if she’s seeing things while staring at Armin.

“I got hot,” Armin replies without further explanation.

“And on that note, I think it’s time to go,” you tell your friends. “I’m going to say goodnight to Hange and your cousin and his friends,” you add, looking at Mikasa who is laying back on Eren’s shoulder. She nods and remains silent, clearly not giving a shit.

“We’re going to leave now but I wanted to thank you,” you tell Hange, who is sitting in the booth with Moblit. “Did everyone else leave?”

“Nanaba and Miche did, and Erwin and Levi are probably making sure things are tidied up before they close. You said you all came in an Uber, right?”

“Yeah, I’m going to order one in a minute.”

Hange reaches into their vest pocket and pulls out their phone. They tap at the screen a few times and then hand it to you. “Just put in wherever you want to go.”

You see that they’re booking an Uber pool for you in an SUV which you know costs a grip.

“I’ll pay you back,” you tell Hange, and they wave dismissively.

“No need. The only thing you need to do is make sure you all get home safely.”

Hange waits outside with you all and you’re disappointed when the driver arrives faster than you anticipated.

“It was really nice meeting you,” they tell you, taking your hand and stroking the top with their thumb. That small touch leaves you speechless and you want to say more but Mikasa is yelling for you to get in the damn truck.

“You too,” you tell Hange, flashing them a smile before getting in the truck and shutting the door. You watch their retreating figure out the window until you’re out of sight, and then you feel immense regret at not asking for their phone number.

Shit.

“You like Hange, don’t you?” Mikasa asks a week later when you two are having a girl’s night at her place, although her sentence sounds more like a statement.

“What makes you think that?” you ask, wondering how the hell you’ve been caught.

Mikasa shrugs, leaning in close to a mirror and relining her lower lids with a smudgy black eyeliner pencil. “It was obvious that night. Well, obvious to me that is.”

“How the hell could anything be obvious to you? You were two hours late!”

“I only needed ten minutes at most to figure out that you like Hange,” Mikasa continues, now working on the other eye. “You wouldn’t stop looking at them.”

“Well, they’re good-looking. So they are non-binary, right? I didn’t want to be rude and ask since I’d just met them but that’s the impression I got from listening to everyone else speak.”

“Yeah, they are.”

“Cool. There was a woman named Yelena there too. She’s Hange’s ex?”

“She is, that bitch. They broke up a few months ago because Yelena’s a conniving, manipulative asshole. Levi didn’t like her from the start. Although it’s not as if he likes many people from the start.”

“He’s probably good at sniffing out bullshit,” you tell Mikasa, thinking back to her stern-faced cousin.

“He is and it’s annoying at times. He’s rarely wrong though, not that I’d admit it to him. Anyway, should I ask Levi for Hange’s number so you can text them?”

“No! I can’t do that.”

Now Mikasa is lining her lips in black, and you see her eyeing you through the mirror.

“Why not?” she asked, leaning closer to perfect the sharp lines at her cupid’s bow.

“Because I… I don’t know.”

Mikasa sighs and turns around to face you. “Listen, I know you’ve always been too shy to flirt with someone who wasn’t a man, and I get it. Men are simple as shit and think a girl likes them if she blinks in his direction. But Hange isn’t some big bad wolf who’s going to attack you. You two can meet for coffee or something casual.”

You know that Mikasa is right, and there’s a stretch of silence before you speak again.

“Fine. Text your cousin. But if Hange isn’t interested, do me a favor and please don’t tell me.”

“You got it, you dramatic weirdo. Honestly, you’re weird and Hange is weirder. You two should get on like a house on fire.”

“That’s an awful analogy, Mikasa,” you groan, flopping over onto your other side. “Can you do my makeup when you’re done?”

The corner of Mikasa’s lip lifts slightly and you know your tactic to distract her was fruitful. For some reason, Mikasa loves putting eyeliner on all her friends. Eren fussed that it made his eyes itch, but Armin allowed Mikasa to do whatever she wanted. You also didn’t mind; you found that someone else doing your makeup was relaxing, and sometimes you fell asleep and let Mikasa do whatever she wanted.

“You’re actually going to let me do your entire face?”

“I’ll do whatever you want me to do, Yoda.”

“Ugh, like I said—weirdo.”

“Yeah, but you love me.”

“Sure. Now be quiet while I clean your skin.”

You’re lying flat on Mikasa’s bed while she swipes a cotton pad soaked with micellar water across your cheek when you speak again. “So what else do you know about Hange?”

“They’re older than us but you know that already. I think they’re forty? Something like that; I only remember because I know Levi is a few years older.”

“Wow, I figured they were a few years older than us. I didn’t think there was a fourteen-year difference.”

“Yeah. They’re also smart as hell. Two doctorates I think and run a lab. Also an adjunct professor if I remember correctly.”

“Well now I’m a little intimidated,” you admit quietly.

“I don’t know why. This is the same Hange who blew up hard-boiled eggs in the microwave at Levi and Erwin’s house because they forgot that you can’t microwave eggs.”

“Okay, that’s actually funny.”

“It is, but the runt didn’t think so. He cursed out Hange, made them scrub it twice and cursed them out some more when they didn’t clean it to his standards.”

You think back to Levi fussing about Hange spilling olive brine all over his bar and fight back a laugh.

“I had a good time with Hange and their friends until you and Eren came. They’re really funny.”

“Yeah, they’re cool. I’ve known most of them since I was a kid.”

Mikasa is now working on your eyeliner so you stay quiet so she can concentrate.

“Let’s go outside when I’m finished your makeup,” she says, using a short eyeshadow brush to buff out the pencil liner. “I need to smoke and I also got that wine you like.”

“You don’t have to tell me twice,” you reply with a tiny grin.

Twenty minutes later, you and Mikasa are out on her balcony that’s been decked in orange lights that were meant for Halloween but are year-round decorations for her. Mikasa brought out her phone and speaker and a darkwave mix is playing in the background while you two puff on cloves and sip wine.

“I texted Levi for Hange’s number, by the way,” Mikasa says casually, blowing a puff of smoke out into the night air. “No doubt he’s wrapped around uncle Erwin right now so his phone is probably turned off.”

“Shit, thanks Mikasa. Now I’m going to be a nervous wreck all night.”

“I have something stronger than cloves if you want. There’s edibles and gummies; pick your poison.”

“I’ll keep that in mind, thanks.”

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hangesglassessweat · 3 months

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Hange zoe headcanons ˗ˏˋ꒰𖦹｡🧪⋆°✰꒱ ˎˊ˗

▶ has set her hair on fire multiple times

▶ levi forces her to go to sleep if she doesn't sleep for days

▶ not the best hygiene but levi forces her to bathe

▶gets depressed when her titans die

▶ her rambles can last for hours and if she loses her train of thought she'll start again

▶ cannot do basic math

▶ writes in cursive

#attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #aot #anime #snk #hange zoe #hange zoe headcanons #my headcanons

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phantommaws · 5 months

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LeviHan Headcanon/Fic Fact

After the Rumbling in my fic Against All Odds, Hange gets such incredibly disturbing, frightening nightmares about burning alive while fighting the wall titans. When they wake up, it’s almost as if they can still feel the flames and smell the burning, and being held by Levi is the only thing that can calm them down again. He strokes their hair and kisses their forehead, wiping their tears away while reminding them that it was just a nightmare and that they are safe in his arms. He’ll hold them until they fall back to sleep.

#attack on titan #hange zoe #aot #hanji zoe #levi ackerman #levihan #hange zöe #hangezoe #levihans #levihanji #hange zoe headcanons #Levihan headcanons #fanfic info #fanfic facts

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vs-redemption · 1 year

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If you haven’t yet, I would love to hear 💖 with Hange! (Currently obsessed with them 😍🥰)

Soft Sunday Headcanons: Hange + 💖

Hange dives head first into a relationship with you at first. Honestly, it's more out of curiosity at first since they're always looking to explore and learn about new things. (even if it's not related to titans)

They have a lot of fun at first, reveling in the novelty of going on dates and experiencing being on the receiving end of romance.

Hange goes wild whenever you present them with flowers or chocolates. They've never had someone get them gifts like that before.

It might seem like the relationship is a little one-sided to you at first, but Hange notices quickly when you start to seem down or unhappy.

They feel bad when they realize they hadn't really shown you how much they actually care for you and vow to start taking care of you too.

Hange doesn't think they're good at being romantic, but somehow things work out and they end up doing the right things.

They love to go out and pick wildflowers for you.

They also try to cook for you even though they're not very good at it.

If you're okay with unusual and adventurous dates, Hange will happily plan them for you.

Hange isn't super physically affectionate but that makes it all the more special when they surprise you with a kiss or when they snatch up your hand in theirs.

#Soft Sunday #Bee💖#best moot squad #Hange x Reader #Hange headcanons #Hanji Zoe x Reader #Hanji Zoe headcanons #aot headcanons #snk headcanons #Hange Zoe Headcanons #Hange Zoe x reader

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riewritten · 1 year

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PROMPT: if there's this comforting a tired erwin, what if you're the one who needs comfort?

TONING DOWN THE BLUES

FEATURING LEVI, HANGE, ERWIN & GEN NEUTRAL!READER

TAGS: modern office AU, comfort, friendship, fluff

WORDS: 724

Work has always been some sort of distraction for you, luckily so, but the heap of red lights along the busy evening road (ones you've always been so entertained to watch while on your way home) is not helping in toning down the blues of the day anymore. That's when you've realized that things are, in fact, getting worse.

When the blues accentuate around your office table and you get to inhale its gloom towards your very core, even the measly thought of looking around the paper makes you want to throw up.

This time, you reached your peak while in a meeting involving your three closest workmates.

"Hange," you interrupted while they were speaking, "I'll just go out for some air. Just continue what you're on." Much to your dismay, they halted for good alongside Levi and Erwin. You quickly clarified then, albeit sheepishly, "It won't take too long."

After a stare of empathy, Hange called your name, "You're not fine lately, aren't you? Do you need help with something?"

"No," you glared playfully, feigning aghast, "Does asking for air automatically mean I'm sick?"

"Given that we're the only ones in this room, I think you could have all the air to breathe for yourself." Levi deadpanned.

Defiant with your unfaltering composure despite the huge urge to cry, you quipped, "My inhales get a bit too much that my nose could sip the entire meeting room. You have no idea."

"Oh," Hange concurred, "so it's that type of seeking air." Thankful that they played around, you flashed them a flat thumbs up. "Fine. Let's have a break while we're at it, then. I'm getting hungry too. Should we order something?"

You didn't answer and instead, quickly took the chance to leave the room. Before you could open the door, Erwin called your name without turning his head, "Save your bus fare on the way home tonight."

"Yeah? Why? Are you giving me a ride?"

He shrugged, "I'm feeling a bit generous."

The talk continued with Hange demanding for Erwin's generosity as well. But little did you know, amidst those silly little banters—all of them are very aware of what you mean when you say you need air.

It means you're on the way at the back of the building to bawl your eyes out.

For some reason you can't figure out yourself, Hange gets a bit more touchy after the air seeking session. They'd hug you out of nowhere, lean their head on your shoulders while talking, or just coo you with a goal to annoy.

Levi is rather subtle about it and often opts for service. It gets to a point where you have the urgency to cut the crying sessions short because if not, you'd come back with no work left. If asked where the documents went, Levi would shrug and say, "In the trash. Your table was dirty."

When Erwin told you to save the bus fare on the way home, you didn't expect things to escalate.

"This isn't my route home," you shot him a befuddled look, "Are we going elsewhere?"

He didn't reply, and it didn't take long for you to realize that he brought you to a cliff where the whole city could be seen in tiny blue lights. He even opened the car door for you.

"The place is huge enough to avoid sniffing a whole human being inside your nose. Do your air session now."

The city looks so beautiful from here; your jaw dropped in appreciation. However, "You don't seem the type to go this place. How did you know about this?"

"This is a first for me too. It was Hange's recommendation."

"Oh," there, you finally understood. You were finally aware that they did, in fact, know about the air-seeking sessions so well. Deciding to change the topic so he won't run through it, you added, "I noticed you didn't file an overtime today. How about the—"

"Levi filed in my stead. I'm the only one who could drive, after all."

And there, your exhausted eyes gleamed. The heap of red lights might have not helped in toning down the blues of the day, but the blues of the cityscape surely did. The shaking of your shoulders followed suit with a chuckle. The chuckle turned into laughter. The laughter tipped into chortles. And much to your and his surprise, the chortles transitioned towards heavy cries.

You cried and cried and cried.

The blues they had offered held you so tenderly and replaced the heaviness with overwhelming warmth. It peaked when he went to hug you from behind, his broad build engulfing you to a feeling you've never felt before, to a feeling that would seemingly be a new craving from hereon.

You felt his lips on your ear—sending vibrations to your riddled mind—then whispered, "You did so well today."

🏷 hello @notgoodforlife @frenchdyer @watyousayin i wish ure in kept in solace today <3

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kissagii · 2 years

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My first productive day's over! It wasn't bad after all! How would Hange react when they find their s/o exhausted from the day?

congratulations! i think this was the kind of prompt i needed today, today was busier than usual and i'm dead tired now haha

more likely than not, they're also exhausted

they absolutely overwork themself so when you meet up in the evening you're both far too tired to do anything

thank goodness for the survey corps providing dinner for everyone because if they didn't you might not eat

you pretend to have a very interesting conversation during dinner to keep from having to actually talk with people

if anyone paid enough attention to what you were saying, however, they'd quickly realize that you're both just spewing nonsense

one halfhearted but still amusing dinner conversation later, you're heading to your room to promptly collapse on the bed

for a long time you just lay there with each other staring at the ceiling and recovering from the day

eventually their brain will be awake enough to check in with you

if you're too tired to talk still, they'll entertain you with tales of whatever chaos went down in the titan research department

but if you do want to talk, they'll be more than happy to listen, letting your voice lull them towards sleep

you don't stay up long though, knowing that tomorrow will be another busy day

through the chaos of your daily lives, what keeps you going is knowing that hange will be waiting for you at the end

sorry it's so short - i, like reader, am very tired

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nightfall-kachiniko · 7 months

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“Shh..shh… it’s alright my love,” the woman’s voice calmly drifted as her grasp laid tightly on you. Your sniffles and cries filled the air as the sound of your wife comforting you did the same. You tightly hugged her as she pecked a kiss on your head, her warmth sinking into you. All you could do was sob.

“im right here doll,” she said, in the most comforting tone.

“I’m right here.”

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jelliezellie · 2 years

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YOU SHOULD LIKE...

make a hange x reader because yes.

like they are ex's and like um they kinda realize they love each other

also because hange :drool:

- 🙀

UH Y E S ALSO I'M SO SORRY I'VE BEEN BUSY WITH COOL MYSTERIOUS AUTHOR SHIT!!

It wasn't really awkward, being Hange's ex. She was still playful and happy. Honestly, she pretended like you and her had never even happened. But you saw her cold gaze. You saw how, after she smiled at someone, she would turn and her smile would drop. You saw how her brows furrowed and there was a small line between them. And you felt bad, of course, but she had broken up with you. If she wanted you back, she'd tell you.

Levi poured you a cup of tea, his own recipe. You often envisioned him as the owner of a tea shop in Shiganshina, but you doubted he'd ever give up the scout lifestyle. Hange stretched, yawning and sitting. "Tea?" Levi asked. She nodded, rubbing the sleep out of her eyes. She turned to you. "So," Levi hurriedly exited with his tea. He could feel the awkwardness begin and he had no time for it. "So..?" You tilted your head, urging her to go on. "It's been weird between us, huh?" She chuckled, as if it was some sort of inside joke you didn't get. You kept your eyes on the floor. "Hange, are you okay?"

The question hit her like a brick. "Am I..." She gulped, her eyes unable to focus on anything at once. "I am alive," She replied with a smile. A smile that made your heart sink and soar at the same time. You knew that was her way of saying she wasn't okay. You knew it was bad when the only silver lining was "I am alive." She stared at you, biting her lip in expectancy. You wished you could say whatever she was urging you to. You just couldn't read her eyes enough to understand what she wanted. "Y/n, you've got cleaning duty today," Erwin called. "Well, I should really-" "Wait." She spoke as if words were stabbing at her tongue, pleading to get out. "I don't want you to go." "Hange, we're not together anymore." "Please. I miss you," She managed to utter, her face falling on your shoulder. You longed to say, "I missed you too. Please, please, let me come back to you." But you couldn't. You took a shaky breath. "You broke up with me, remember?" "I thought it'd help me," She confessed, "But it only made me want---need you more." She whispered. You put your hand on her head. "I miss you too, Hange." "What do you say?" She asked, her eyes searching your's. "Tea tomorrow morning? My room?" "Hange..." "Y/n!" Erwin shouted.

"Y/n, I love you." You shuddered. You missed those words. You missed her gaze. Her wild experiments that woke you up at the ungodly hours of the night. You smiled, laughing a bit as she pressed her forehead to yours.

"Hange, I love you, too." "Is that a yes to Levi's tea in my room?" "I suppose so. As long as you've got a crazy experiment to ramble about," You bargained. "Always!"

#hange #hange x you #hange x reader #hange zoe #hange attack on titan #hange aot #hange fluff #hange zoe fluff #hange zoe x reader #hange zoe headcanons

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heartsforlamp · 2 years

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helloo!! for request, i wanted to do hange x GN reader

i just wanted to request hcs of different forms of hange showing love

thank you lovely :)))

Of course!!☺️ I am so sorry if this isnt to your liking..💔

How Hange shows their love with reader.🥰

Hange Zoe X GN Reader.

Hange will do anything— I mean anything to show you their love.

They would let you do some experiments with them.

If you said your back was hurting or anything, they WILL NOT let you do anything in the house. They don’t care.

They would be the one to do all the house work so you can relax.

They might now be an amazing cook, but if youre just feeling a bit lazy to cook, Hangs will definitely cook for the both of you.

#aot x reader #aot woman x reader #attack on titan #hange x reader #hange zoe #hange zoe x reader #hange zoe headcanons

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14dyh · 4 months

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Science and Insanity | H.Z.

a/n: watching Re-Animator and all i could think about is Hange as a mad scientist

Mad Scientist Hange as your lover...

who loves it when you listen to their experiments and express fascination with their new findings

who creates or shows you weird stuff they think you'll find interesting

who has a very optimistic yet calculating attitude (charming, right?)

who makes science jokes that you find funny (but doesn't sound funny to other people, I'm afraid)

who loves having silly conversations with you because they know you won't find them annoying

"If you're gonna ask me if I would still love you as a worm, I'll s–" "Hange, I won't ask you that, you dork." "Well, I see that. But you know worms are really fascinating creatures with great abilities. I can make you a superworm!" "If I become superworm, are you willing to sacrifice your corporeal body to be a superworm with me and rule the world with our superworm powers?" "YES!"

who loves having you around the workplace because you support their madness and don't insult their curiosity

who loves it when you rationalize situations where the experiment could be hazardous and has the potential to harm them

who appreciates the way you remind them to sleep, eat, and take baths (they secretly love the power of your persuasion because they notice they listen and obey you)

“what if I make a chemical that would allow me weeks of no sleep, untiringly? You won't have to tell me to get my ass to bed every night, haha!” “then you won't have an excuse to sleep with me,” you responded with a smug smile. “hmm, on another note, my idea is reeeeally terrible let's go to sleep darling forget what I said.” “you dork,” you chuckled as they playfully snuggled closer to you.

who entrusts their experiments and findings to you because your viewpoint matters a lot to them

who would hug you excitedly in the morning and tell you about everything that happened in the lab because they knew you wouldn't be shaken no matter how horrific the story would sound

who loves you and kisses you with heart eyes every time you tell them that you found a new specimen they could experiment on

who appreciates it when you show everyone that you love every inch of their twisted mind

who gets a little embarrassed when your Friday date nights turn to “let's clean up your bloody clothes and dispose of this body right away so we can finally sleep together” night

who won't admit how good you look covered in blood that wasn't yours

who would say “I love the texture of your brain!” to compliment your cleverness

who gave you a human heart carved with a short love note on it as a gift (or on any occasion, they love giving gifts even if there's nothing special about the day)

who gave you a perfume made of blood on valentine's day (dw they removed the hemoglobin so it's not red, it looks like an innocent perfume)

who tells you fascinating facts about your body (“do you know that your body doesn't react to medicine as fast as the average?” “hmm do you know that your blood is darker than most people?”)

who will further tell you what possibilities can be made possible with how your biological body is structured

who promised they would never try dangerous experiments with you ("we could try a loooot of better, more fun experiments, though" *winks*)

whose idea of pillow talk is to discuss "what if" or "how would it be like if" questions with you

who always smiles and pepper you with kisses when you manage to give them even crazier ideas they won't conceive by themself (that's so weird darling I love you so much *smooch*)

who always plays crazy science-themed car games with you because they know you enjoy it too

who never fails to let you know how grateful they are to share this fascinating, insane world with you

who doesn't regret the life of madness they led because you always stand with their choices and desires

who will ask you to marry them so they can continue a life of creativity and insanity with you forever

***

Congratulations, reader, you're officially a walking “i stand with my cancelled wife” text post

#hange zoë #hange zoe x reader #hange zoe x you #hange zoe x y/n #hange zoe headcanons #aot x reader #aot headcanons #aot #aot fanfiction #snk #hange snk #attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #14dyh-writes

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levi-erwin-hangexreader · 2 years

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hange with a girlboss squad leader s/o PLEASE i want to see hange go absolutely bonkers

i love badass pairs sm, hange would got crazy for sure

Hange zoe x fem! badass! s/o

Warning | light mention of violence

Hange zoe Sfw // HeadCanon + Drabble

Hange with a girlboss s/o

Hange would be their s/o’s hype person anytime their.s/o told somebody off; they love it when you put people in their place.

Hange to know that their s/o can handle your self, so they never have to worried about their s/o getting taking advantage of.

They love loveeeee how confident their s/o is, they think it make you look 10 times hotter then you already are.

Hange may or may not get totally distracted watching you in the field, they can’t help it you just look so confident and badass!

————

Hange couldn’t help but stop on their horse to watch you. They knew if you saw them stopping to watch you, you would kill them with your bare hands. Yet Hange took the risk to get to watch in action.

There was nothing better than watching you boss around your squad. They couldn’t help it! You just looked so badass in the field. They was just something about how you moved and spoke with confidence, that turned them on. Especially when you were chewing at recruits.

They notice you looking at them, you crossing your arms with the face that says “get back to work or I’m kicking your ass”

The thought of not listening to you crossed Hange's mind, it wouldn’t be too bad to have you scream at them. They can’t help it; they think you just look a little too hot when you're mad.

But they listen, choosing not to piss you off

This time