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han, to luke: you know what sucks about getting older? your friends have known you for way too long
han: they’ve got too much on you. i want friends who will still lie to me because they don’t want to hurt my feelings
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bought them today
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Leia: I can’t believe we have to be stuck in this room together!
Han, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.
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han: i mean i'm pretty confident that i'm straight because once i wasn't totally sure that i was, so i decided to have sex with a man and once we were done i was kind of like "yeah i don't think i'm gay after all. thanks though" and then i left. which i guess worked out for everyone in the end.
leia:
#plot twist: the man han slept with is luke#ok i've seen some people also say lando and that's hilarious#han had one (1) gay moment in his life and was like “okay yeah that's not for me. thanks.”#star wars#star wars shitpost#han solo#leia organa#incorrect star wars quotes#star wars incorrect quotes#extra virgin olive oil#hanleia
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Han: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.
Leia:
Han: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious princess that's too good for this world?
Leia: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms.
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Han: *does something stupid*
Lando, leaning over to Leia: Are you absolutely sure you want this one? We can get you a better one.
Leia, sighing: I’m sure.
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Leia: Every time I’m around Han, my pulse increases, my breath shortens, and my temperature skyrockets.
Leia: I think I’m allergic to him.
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Leia: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Han a little bit.
Luke, holding Leia's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.
Leia: No, that's our joint tombstone.
Luke: My mistake.
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leia, to han, luke & lando: how do three men in their 30s not have $800 credits between them?
han: they’re-
lando: the economy
luke: is in shambles
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Leia: If I had a blaster with two laser bolts and I was in a room with Governor Tarkin, Darth Vader, and Han Solo, I would shoot Han twice!
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hi! i love all your incorrect stuff! thank you for keeping the star wars legends alive op 😘 is it okay for me to suggest that you add ship name to your tags so more people can see your posts? for example hanleia or lukemara or maraluke?
Hey! Thanks for the love, and also it's totally okay for you to suggest this and it sounds like a good idea, but I'm probably not going to do it.
The main reason is that it'll probably be a hassle- I have 2000+ posts, so I can either ignore the older posts and just start tagging ship names going forward, or I can spend an unreasonable amount of time adding ship names to the older posts.
I don't really want to ignore the older posts! I think those are still good, and it sucks that they get buried by the amount of new posts I have coming in- that's part of why I reblog older posts every time I post something new. And since I'd have to go through all 2000+ posts individually to determine what ship I can add, I don't know that I have time to do that.
The second reason is I don't think it'll actually increase viewership? I've been on tumblr forever, so this could totally be a problem they fixed years ago, but as I understand it the algorithm only promotes the first five tags in a post. Because of character names and such, I don't know how often ship tags will be within those first five tags.
Viewership and such is a thing I think about, but it mostly comes through direct reblogs- I don't think I've had to rely on tags since my first few months running the blog. I'm sure tags help, but the thing that really increases my viewership is when people actually reblog things. Memes are a big help here- incorrect quotes tend to get significantly more likes than reblogs, but things like the textpost meme have a much better reblog ratio, and that actually increases my follow count.
Lastly, I'd get confused on ship names. I'll be real, just the fact that there's a lukemara and a maraluke in your ask already shows that these things are fickle, and I don't want to have to track these down, especially as the characters get more obscure.
Overall, thanks for the suggestion! It's probably a good idea, but I run this blog for fun and I think this sort of change would be too much effort for too little reward, at least for me.
#i mostly use tags for organization anyway#i want to be able to see what I've posted for a character or source#but thank you!#i'm glad you enjoy the blog and that you want more people to see it lol#answered asks#not a quote#anonymous
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Han: my wife is mad at me
Han: hope I die
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Han: For our anniversary, Leia tried to make us a romantic dinner.
Han: We wound up having pizza and tears.
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Anakin: It was a dream. Like I used to have about my mother. It was about you and the babies
Padmé: Tell me
Anakin: You’ll die in childbirth. Our children will kiss. Our daughter will marry a smuggler. Our son will marry a bounty hunter. And my lightsaber will be buried in the sand on Tatooine
Padmé: It was only a dream
*Imperial March plays*
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