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openheart12 · 3 years

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I Did Something Bad

A/N: Today is my lovely adoptive mom’s @burnsoslow birthday! I never thought me making a post about yk what would lead to our friendship and Kryce! I hope you have the best day ever and that it is every bit as amazing as you are! I’m so thankful for your friendship and how you make me laugh until I cry or pee fvhujskdghfn and you’re the only one who could ever make me into a Drake stan. I love you so much! Eat all the cake you can for me! Happy birthday, love! I hope you know how much I adore you ❤

A/N 2: This is very much full of Donald Trump hate and despitement because who wouldn’t hate him anyways jkhkdjgh there’s also quite a bit of cussing

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Thank you @rigatonireid for pre-reading!!

“This is bullshit,” Kurns exclaimed as Bryce and Dick were watching the events unfolding at the United States Capitol. “This is why you don’t vote for oranges.” She said while rolling her eyes.

“Agreed,” the two men replied in unison.

“Jinx!” They replied again at the same time that led to twenty minutes of them saying “jinx again” in response until Dick finally gave in and let Bryce win.

“You win, Bryce-y poo,” he had said. Kurns had kept her attention glued to the television during their little game.

“You okay over there, banana flavored moonpie?” Dick asked, directing his attention over to Kurns.

“No, look at all those turnips. And the cult leader himself told them to do this shit. People actually voted for this moron? They should all get head CTs to check for brain damage which they undoubtedly have.”

“Would it make you feel better if we overthrew the government while kidnapping Donnie?” Dick asked seriously.

“Yes, actually,” she answered with a wide grin.

“Okay, let me make a few phone calls and can you download some episodes of My Little Pony on Netflix for Bryce?” Kurns nodded her head in response, she also took the liberty of downloading Among Us on their phones so they wouldn’t be bored on the flight.

The flight from North Delanois was a little over eight hours and being on a plane that long with a toddler, well Bryce, was going to be a challenge.

It was a private jet so hopefully it would be more bearable, but just in case she also downloaded a few episodes of Max and Ruby and Yo Gabba Gabba. She also downloaded some episodes of Parks and Rec and Friends for herself.

After packing the essentials; clothing, toiletries, handcuffs, whipped cream, ice cubes -who knew- and My Little Pony gummies, they were off to the airport.

“Dick Kock,” Dick said introducing himself along with Kurns and Bryce.

Kurns was decked out in a Taylor Swift 1989 t-shirt and a pair of leggings with her trusty white vans whereas Bryce was dressed in a rainbow colored polka dot shirt, black and white striped pants, one blue croc and the other was yellow, and socks with weed on them. Him and Kurns had forgotten about meth since it already landed them in jail one. Chris P. Bacon was still a sore subject for the pair.

They boarded the plane and Bryce immediately went to find his gummies. Kurns took a seat next to Dick and pulled up CNN news to get an update on the attack on the Capitol.

Suddenly breaking news flashed across her phone screen: Taylor Swift set to release her tenth studio album later today.

“OH MY GOD! BRYCE LOOK!” Kurns exclaimed, jumping up out of her seat to show Bryce.

“OH MY GOD! TS10! TS10! TS10!” He chanted.

“Oh wow, that sure is exciting!” Dick chimed in.

“By the way, D, I think we should call this Operation ‘I Did Something Bad’ in honor of Taylor’s new album.”

“That’s a spectacular idea, Kurnel Mustard!” Bryce said with a smirk, it had been a new nickname he had given her after the three of them had played Clue one night.

“Shut up, Apple Bottom Jeans, Boots with the Fur,” she retaliated, mocking the Little Pony named Apple Jacks.

“Stfu,” he said, crossing his arms over his chest.

“You must be really mad if you’re talking in text.”

“Dick,” he pouted, “she’s doing it again.”

“Be nice you two, we have a long flight ahead of us.”

For the first two hours, they each did their own thing; Dick was reading a hunting magazine, Kurns was watching the news, and Bryce had already finished the entirety of My Little Pony.

“Do you guys wanna play Among us?” Kurns asked out of the blue.

“Hell yeah! I just bought the baby crew mate and I’m dying to use it,” Bryce responded.

“I’ve never played before but sure!”

“Okay so you’re either a crew mate or impostor and if you’re a crew mate, you have to do these tasks whilst trying not to die and if you’re an impostor, you go around killing other crew mates trying not to get caught in the process. You’ll get the hang of it eventually,” Kurns explained.

“Thanks love bug,” Dick placed a quick kiss to the side of her head.

The three of them found an open lobby and talked in the chat box waiting for the game to start and when it did, Dick asked the question of, “why is my name red?”

“Oh my God, Dick! Don’t say that. It means you’re an impostor,” Bryce explained at the same exact time Kurns called an emergency meeting.

“It’s purple,” Kurns typed in the text box, referring to Bryce’s color.

“What the frick! It’s so not me. I’m not playing anymore,” he pouted, turning off his phone and crossing his arms over his chest.

“Now, children, can you two not get along? Think about the bigger picture,” Dick intervened.

“True, but I’m still not going to play with her.”

His statement didn’t affect Kurns in the slightest and she went back to playing the game. Dick joined her while Bryce was running away from an imaginary dragon and he ended up colliding into one of the seats, face first.

“Ow,” he rubbed his forehead that was now bright red.

“That’s what you get for being a baby,” Kurns said, not looking up from her phone while Dick went to go check on his blueberry muffin.

“You okay, strawberry flavored fig bar? That’s quite a hit you took.”

“Yeah, a kiss would make it feel better though,” he said, using his puppy dog eyes. Dick smiled softly at him before kissing his forehead all better.

The three of them spent the next six hours playing games, eating, and watching movies from the age of the dinosaurs that Kurns had saved since she was over 10,000 years old.

After landing in Washington D.C., the trio headed straight to the Whitehouse, if people could storm the Capitol, how much harder could it be to kidnap the president? That was Kurns logic at least and as it turns out, it wasn’t that much harder.

Kurns went to the Oval Office while Dick and Bryce went to the bunker since that apparently seemed to be Trump’s favorite place in the Whitehouse. But unexpectedly, Kurns found the Donald Duck under the office in the Oval, tweeting away on his iPhone 4s.

“Mr. Racist,” she called and he immediately turned to look at her.

“What? I’m tremendously busy if you can’t tell.”

“I see that, Mr. Pigman.”

“That is hugely racist towards me. I happen to be winning very bigly at the moment. I’m trending on Twitter!” He said proudly, he then proceeded to show Kurns his crusty ass phone.

“Come on, I have some candy for you if you come with me,” Kurns coaxed him out from under the desk and led him to the white van they had brought with them, you know, the kind your parents warn you to stay away from.

“Fake news!” Trump exclaimed with a huff. “You must be friends with sleepy Joe.”

“You’re right,” she winked.

“You know, frankly, this doesn’t make America great.”

“I disagree, I think this definitely makes America great again,” Kurns retaliated.

“Does Mikey know about this?”

“Yeah, we planned it with the fly,” she snickered.

“Well, it’s fake news, believe me.”

“What?”

“Nothing you libtards wouldn’t understand it anyways. Anyways, what's that thing on your face?”

“My mask?”

“Yeah, what’s that for?”

Kurns shook her head, not even being surprised by the question. “We’re in the middle of a pandemic, Donald Dump.”

“What’s a panoramic?”

“Don’t worry about it.” She got out her walkie talkie to talk to the boys. “The orange has expired. Over,” she said, their code word for getting Trump out.

“Okay, bet, we’re on our way out. Over.”

“Good job, K!” Dick said.

“See you soon and thanks! Over.”

Fifteen minutes later, Dick and Bryce arrived with a six foot cutout of Donald.

“What the fuck is that?”

“Hey, that’s me!” Trump chimed in.

“Shut the fuck up,” Kurns said, she was quickly losing brain cells being in his proximity.

“That is rude, quite frankly.”

“We found it in his bedroom… along with some other, uh, questionable things,” Bryce explained.

“Like what?”

“Like a, uh, dildo with Pence on it.”

“Ew…” they all turned to look at Trump who was looking away and whistling, trying to pretend he wasn’t there.

“Oh, um, about that. That was a tremendous invasion of privacy.”

“Shut the fuck up,” they all said in unison and he pulled an imaginary zipper over his lips and threw away the key like a literal child.

“I can’t be near him anymore,” Kurns said suddenly, getting out her phone to call someone.

“Who are you calling?” Dick asked.

“Joe, I was gonna invite him to go get some ice cream.”

“OMG! I wanna go too!” Bryce exclaimed.

“And me!” Trump said.

“No, to both of you. You two have to keep an eye on Don and make sure he stays off of Twitter.” She was explaining when Joe picked up the phone. “Hey, Joe, do you want to go get ice cream somewhere?”

“Duh! Taylor is actually here right now and you don’t care if she comes do you?” He asked to make sure.

“Of course not! You can bring Champ and Major too! I know Jill is busy right now.”

“Okay! On our way!” He said before hanging up.

“Where are you going to go?”

“Probably McDonald’s or something, Taylor is also coming with us, he said.”

“YOU MEAN THE TAYLOR?” Bryce asked in shock.

“Yeah, him and Taylor are like BFF’s.”

“I still like her music 25% less, okay?” Donald brought up.

“Shut the fuck up,” Kurns said again.

“Fine, fine. But could you make sure Barron is fed?”

“Oop,” Bryce slapped his hand over his mouth.

“Yes, now shut up.”

Kurns was getting ready to go meet Joe and Taylor when Melania walked up to the van. “You have Trump?” She asked quietly.

“Yeah, why? You need him?”

“Yeah, could you make him sign this?” She placed some papers in Kurns hand. She read them and wasn’t shocked after realizing they were divorce papers.

“No problem, hold tight real quick. Dick, make him sign these!”

“Of course, ladybug.” He took a hold of Trump’s hand and wrote his name for him since he wouldn’t do it himself.

“Here you go,” Kurns handed the papers back to Melania and she left without looking back. “Okay, I’m leaving. Be careful with that moron and for the love of God, don’t let his supporters know you have him.”

“Roger that!” Bryce responded.

“Don’t worry, vanilla brown sugar! We’ll hold down the fort while you’re gone. Have fun!” He called after her.

She met Joe and Taylor at a local McDonald’s and greeted both of them with a hug. “Congratulations on winning the election and congratulations on album number ten!” She reached down to pet both of the German Shepherds who happily wagged their tails.

“Thanks!” They replied in unison.

“So how are the boys?” Taylor asked.

“Good! They sent their regards. They’re actually, uh, holdingtrumphostage,” she said fast enough so hopefully they couldn’t understand but they are actually educated.

“WHAT?” Joe exclaimed.

“Miss gurl, how did y’all pull that off?” Taylor asked while hysterically laughing.

“It was easier than I thought! Either security sucks or they wanted Trump gone and I can’t blame them for that.”

“Amen sister!” Joe replied.

“Can we see him?” Taylor asked.

“I mean, yeah if you want!”

“Okay let’s go!” She went to get up when Joe gently grabbed her arm.

“But the ice cream…” He reminded her.

“Of course, how could I forget?” She playfully rolled her eyes. They all ate their ice cream before heading back to the Whitehouse.

Once arriving, Taylor and Joe headed straight to the front doors while Kurns stood there like 🧍‍♀️. “Hey guys, he's actually right there,” she said, pointing to the white van.

Taylor opened the door to find Bryce half asleep on the ground, Dick was listening to ‘Girls Just Wanna Have Fun’ and dancing in his seat meanwhile, Donald had his lips glued to the side of the door, making out with it.

“What the fuck?” All three of them asked at the same time.

“OMG TAYLOR! HI! HOW ARE YOU?” Bryce shouted, jumping up off of the floor and pulling her into a hug.

“Hi!”

“Hello, Ms. Swift,” Dick greeted, gracefully bowing. “Mr. President,” he nodded.

“How did you all meet?” Don asked.

“We actually just met, our hate for you is what we bond over!” Joe explained in terms he would understand. Hopefully.

“Oh,” was all he said and started to play with his fingers. “I don’t know if you knew this, but Washington D.C. is actually the capital of the United Stats. Did you know that?”

“What did you think it was? And it’s the United States, not… Stats.” Kurns asked in a surprisingly concerning tone.

“I thought it was like a stat… or well state. Whatever it is.”

“Oh,” Kurns said while Taylor called him an idiot under her breath.

“That’s embarrassing miss gurl,” Bryce chimed in.

“ARE YOU TALKING TIKTOK TO ME? I WILL BAN YOU,” Trump threatened.

“Please, these empty promises you keep making are getting really old just like your term,” Dick said, making the others die of laughter… no literally, some Trump supporter that had been walking by had just collapsed and died.

“And I oop-” Kurns and Bryce said at the same time.

“IFHCBXNZNZ, HAHAHAHA,” Bryce barked out.

“Can we get something to eat? I really want some Dino nuggies 🥺,” Trump pleaded.

“No,” they all replied.

“So what are we going to do with him?” Taylor asked.

“I don’t know, what do y’all want to do with him?”

“Excellent question, K, I say we feed him to some alligators!” Bryce exclaimed, flapping his two arms together to make an alligator jaw and started running towards Donald who jumped back in fear.

“That’s not nice,” he pouted, a lone tear trickling down his cheek.

“Fuck you, but not literally or physically,” Taylor said, making sure to explain what she meant.

“I want some My Little Pony gummies!”

“Me too!” Donald said with a smile now on his crusty, orange ass face.

“No,” they replied again.

“Fine,” he crossed his arms over his chest and turned his back to them, like the toddler he is.

“Anyways, y’all want to go get Cookout?” Kurns suggested.

“Yeah, of course!” Joe responded.

The five of them headed to the nearest Cookout to get food and milkshakes, leaving Trump behind all alone. After hanging out with Taylor and Joe, it was unfortunately time to head back to North Delanois. With promises to meet up soon, the trio were soon enough taking off at the airport.

“What ended up happening to Trump?” Bryce asked seriously.

“He went to prison.”

“As he should, period,” Kurns said with a smirk.

“What are we going to do when we land?”

“Sleep!” Kurns and Bryce said.

“Of course, my love doves. I’m going to try to do that right now, so please try to get along.”

“Promise!” Kurns said, holding out her pinky finger which he took and kissed. The rest of the flight was surprisingly peaceful, Kurns and Bryce were able to get along while Dick slept. It had been a fun trip, one they hoped they would actually never have to make again.

Tags: @burnsoslow @ao719 @callmeellabella @rigatonireid because no one else should have to read this :)

#kryce and dick chronicles #happy birthday burnsy!!

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rinnnyxr · 3 years

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How many did you get in each category? Scene Kid: 6 Prep: 4 Nerd: 4 Emo: 5 Music Freak: 4 Skater/Punk: 2 Stoner/Troublemaker: 6

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mycelebritylifeus · 4 years

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Mariah Carey, Ciara, Snoop Dogg & More Celebrate Barack Obama on Donald Trump’s Birthday

Happy birthday? While June 14 marks Donald Trump’s 74th birthday, many are celebrating the day by honoring … a former president.

Rather than wishing the current president a happy birthday, thousands of social media users have declared the day #ObamaAppreciationDay in honor of Barack Obama, leading the hashtag and others like it to become the top trending topic on Twitter with more than 250,000…

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coronavirus77-blog · 4 years

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9 Signs You're A Coronavirus N95 Mask Expert

I recognize a number of us baby boomers really feel young and also invincible, however I urge you to please remain safe throughout this pandemic. Although any person can obtain coronavirus, it's us child boomers - specifically those ages 60 and older - who are more likely to end up being seriously ill from the illness. If you have underlying problems such as heart problem, diabetes mellitus, or lung disease, you'll require to be added cautious.

Like many boomers, I felt young and healthy and balanced and had not been excessively worried when this entire point began.

Besides, our generation considers ourselves to be extra difficult. Aren't we the generation that endured alcohol consumption water out of a tube as well as cars without safety belt? To think about all the germs we were exposed to as we played in the mud excavating for earthworms and consumed food dropped on the flooring before germaphobia began - as well as we were simply fine.

Besides, take a look at the age of those running the nation. Head Of State Donald Trump is 73, Nancy Pelosi is 79, as well as the two continuing to be candidates for the Democratic election, Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders, are 77 and also 78, specifically. They were all still going strong. My papa, 87, was still running around regardless of all the warnings.

The harsh nickname, "Boomer Remover," referencing the greater death price among older people contaminated with coronavirus started trending on Twitter. The Washington Post became related to the trending term by highlighting boomers who have ignored advice from the CDC and also rejected to make any modifications to their lifestyle. On a medium.com Facebook web page for "The Villages," a Florida retirement home, most the locals appeared to concur that the pandemic was "being overblown."

Currently, I'm not recommending that we boomers start worrying, but I believe it's time for an attitude change for several of us unconvinced boomers that have actually really felt invincible to this point.

We're not.

It's vital to bear in mind that this disease doesn't care exactly how old you look. Look at boomers Tom Hank as well as Rita Wilson, both 63, who definitely really feel young-at-heart but checked favorable for the virus.

Below in California where I live, there have actually been more than 300 instances of coronavirus. The Other Day, Gov. Gavin Newson prompted all residents over the age of 65 to self-quarantine in their residences.

" We recognize that social seclusion for numerous Californians is anxiety-inducing," he stated. "we require to fulfill this minute head on, as well as lean in and also possess this minute ... and take actions we assume are commensurate with the need to secure the most prone Californians."

Now, President Donald Trump has issued standards prompting Americans to stay clear of social gatherings of greater than 10 people.

It feels like I'm residing in an episode of Twilight Zone.

It's time to begin taking this seriously my fellow boomers. My other half is 60 and also I will certainly transform 60 later on this year, so I'm focusing on all the guidelines. Let me be clear, I am not a medical professional, however I'll share some of my study for specific safety measures older grownups are suggested to require to secure their health and wellness. However bear in mind: Recommendations for coronavirus may alter as officials learn more, so monitor your regional wellness department and the CDC for updates.

Below are some tips for those over the age of 60 based on suggestions from the CDC:

* Stock up on materials including grocery stores, family things, and also over-the-counter drugs you'll require if you become unwell. Call your doctor concerning getting additional prescription drugs you require to carry hand if self-quarantined.

* Social distancing is the neologism for 2020. Remain six feet far from other individuals - think about the length of an average dining room table or a pair of skis. Stay clear of crowds and non-essential traveling, specifically cruise ships.

* You've already heard this, however wash your hands frequently with soap for at least 20 seconds. The health and wellness secretary Matt Hancock recommended cleaning hands while vocal singing Happy Birthday twice, however various other songs will certainly work. As an example, the chorus of Staying Alive will certainly suffice: "Whether you're a sibling or whether you're a mommy/ You're stayin' to life, stayin' alive/ Feel the city breakin' as well as everyone shakin'/ And we're stayin' alive, stayin' active/ Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive/ Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' to life." Prefer country? Attempt the carolers from Dolly Parton's timeless nation track Jolene: "Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene/ I'm asking of you please do not take my man/ Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene/ Please do not take him even if you can." If soap and water are not readily available, make use of a hand sanitizer that contains at the very least 60% alcohol.

* Avoid touching your face and also often touched surfaces in public areas - light switches, elevator buttons, door handles, handrails, handshaking with people, and so on. Use a tissue or your sleeve to cover your hand if you must touch something. In your home, clean and sanitize often, especially surfaces that are usually touched like counter tops, tables, door manages, light switches, bathrooms, taps, sinks - as well as don't neglect your mobile phone.

In addition to these safety measures, keep a careful eye out for symptoms that can consist of high temperature, cough, and also shortness of breath. If you seem like you are creating signs, stay home and also call your medical professional. Make certain as well as inform them that you have or may have coronavirus (COVID-19) so they can safeguard others from getting ill. Ask your doctor for medical advice. If you have light symptoms and are not ill sufficient to be hospitalized, you can probably recuperate in your home. If this holds true, the CDC's suggests you get clinical attention quickly if you create emergency warning signs such as:

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* Difficulty breathing or shortness of breath

* Persistent pain or stress in the breast

* New complication or lack of ability to excite

* Bluish lips or face

This listing is not all-inclusive and also the CDC suggests that you consult your clinical provider for any kind of various other signs that are "extreme or worrying."

So my fellow boomers, remain risk-free but remain calm and also positive.

Personally, I'm taking precautions, but still riding my bike as well as taking walks outdoors while keeping my range from others. If self-quarantined, make sure and stay in touch with your enjoyed ones with messages, e-mail, social media, Skype or FaceTime so you don't really feel separated.

As Tom Hanks said to his followers: "Remember, despite all the current events, there is no crying in baseball."

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It's Donald Trump's birthday, but it's #JohnMcCainDay on Twitter

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It's Donald Trump's birthday, but it's #JohnMcCainDay on Twitter

It’s Donald Trump’s birthday, but it’s #JohnMcCainDay on Twitter

(CNN)June 14th is Flag Day.

June 14th is President Donald Trump’s birthday. And on Twitter, June 14th is #JohnMcCainDay — a clear dig at the President on his favorite social networking platform. Thousands of users decided to troll the President on his 73rd birthday on Friday by celebrating his late Republican rival John McCain. By mid-morning, the hashtag #JohnMcCainDay was a top Twitter trend. It all started with Andy Lassner, the executive producer of “The Ellen DeGeneres Show.”

Honoring an American hero today.

Let’s celebrate @realDonaldTrump’s birthday today by having #JohnMcCainDay trend.

I’m sure this would mean a lot to patriot like Donald Trump. #JohnMcCainDay

— andy lassner (@andylassner) June 14, 2019

“Honoring an American hero today,” Lassner wrote. “Let’s celebrate @realDonaldTrump’s birthday today by having #JohnMcCainDay trend. I’m sure this would mean a lot to [a] patriot like Donald Trump.” Users responded to Lassner’s callout and the hashtag quickly went viral — it even reached the top of the trending list on Twitter. Pretty soon, even members of Congress were joining in — though it’s not clear they were aware how it started.

“It is your character, and your character alone, that will make your life happy or unhappy.” – John McCain

A good day to remember the example of Senator McCain indeed. #JohnMcCainDay pic.twitter.com/ilyW2j1vHE

— Rep. Marc Veasey (@RepVeasey) June 14, 2019

Democrats Rep. Joyce Beatty tweeted a McCain quote — “Be brave — the rest is easy,” and Rep. Marc Veasey did too, saying it was “a good day to remember the example of Senator McCain indeed.” Political advocacy groups joined as well.

We had a lot of policy disagreements with John McCain and battles over use of military force. We never held back in our fights. But, we also always honored his sacrifice and heroism, in uniform. We still do. And that’s what we’re honoring, on this #JohnMcCainDay pic.twitter.com/oCEaf7uiXI

— VoteVets (@votevets) June 14, 2019

“We had a lot of policy disagreements with John McCain and battles over use of military force. We never held back in our fights. But, we also always honored his sacrifice and heroism, in uniform. We still do. And that’s what we’re honoring, on this #JohnMcCainDay,” VoteVets, a liberal political action committee, wrote. But not everyone found it funny, with critics from the right and left. “Sooo… the same people who call Donald Trump ‘petty’ and ‘childish’ are busy trying to rebrand his birthday #JohnMcCainDay today… got it,” conservative political comedian Tim Young wrote.

Sooo… the same people who call Donald Trump “petty” and “childish” are busy trying to rebrand his birthday #JohnMcCainDay today… got it.

— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) June 14, 2019

Others felt it was unfair to McCain himself. “I support a #JohnMcCainDay. We should have one for the sacrifices this man made for our nation,” Carmine Sabia wrote. “But to do it on President Donald Trump’s birthday is petty and disrespectful to the senator. You are not doing it to honor him. It should be on August 29. Stop using him for narrative.”

I support a #JohnMcCainDay. We should have one for the sacrifices this man made for our nation. But to do it on President Donald Trump’s birthday is petty and disrespectful to the senator. You are not doing it to honor him. It should be on August 29. Stop using him for narrative.

— Carmine Sabia (@CarmineSabia) June 14, 2019

Trump has not responded publicly to the #JohnMcCainDay campaign.

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Twitter Users Celebrate Obama With ‘All Birthdays Matter’ Trend on Trump’s Birthday

Twitter Users Celebrate #Obama With ‘All Birthdays Matter’ Trend on #Trump’s Birthday

Rather than celebrate President Trump birthday on Sunday, many Twitter users used the day to honor President Obama with the hashtag “All Birthdays Matter.”

Several phrases began trending on Twitter early on Sunday, including “Obama Day June 14th,” “Obama Appreciation Day,” “Obama Day USA” and “Happy Birthday Obama,” in addition to “All Birthdays Matter.”

Some celebrities and politicians joined…

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‘Squash Amash’ Rally Turns into Birthday Celebration for POTUS as Attendees Sing Trump ‘Happy Birthday’

President Donald Trump is receiving a warm birthday celebration by many of his Michigan voters as they also protest one of his critics.

A group of his supporters held a “Squash Amash” rally in Grand Rapids, Michigan, on Friday — in Rep. Justin Amash’s (R-Mich.) district — to push back against the lawmaker, who has been vocal about his criticism of Trump and is the sole Republican to call for the president’s impeachment.

The Michigan Trump Republicans co-founder Diane Schindlbeck, who organized the “Squash Amash” rally, previously told IJR Red that they were holding the event to let Amash “knows that he is not representing the voter base.”

“He’s been fighting our president since day one,” Schindlbeck said. “And we finally got to the point where we said ‘this is enough.’ It was the icing on the cake when he said ‘impeachment.'”

As for “icing on the cake,” the attendees provided some of their own when they decided to take a moment to sing “Happy Birthday” to the president, who turned 73 years old on June 14.

“Happy birthday, Mr. President,” the group sang.

Watch the video below:

During a 'Squash Amash' rally denouncing U.S. Rep. Justin Amash in downtown Grand Rapids, @realDonaldTrump supporters decided to sing President Trump Happy Birthday. pic.twitter.com/nptDB1RjjN

— MLive (@MLive) June 14, 2019

As IJR Blue noted, others on social media didn’t offer the happiest of birthday celebrations to the president, as many on Twitter opted to celebrate late Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) instead.

“Let’s celebrate [Donald Trump’s] birthday today by having #JohnMcCainDay trend,” “The Ellen Show” executive producer tweeted.

This move to side-step offering birthday wishes to the president is due to Trump’s past criticism of McCain, despite claiming during a recent interview, “I liked him, I respect him.”

However, not everyone is bashing the president, as the attendees at the White House on Friday also broke out in song, singing “Happy Birthday” to him.

Watch the video below:

People at The White House Rose Garden sing ‘Happy Birthday’ to President Trump 🎉🎊🎂 pic.twitter.com/fZUrwrsObv

— The Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) June 14, 2019

Happy Birthday, Dad! 🎂 pic.twitter.com/mnUQo1hyKO

— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) June 14, 2019

White House counselor to the president Kellyanne Conway also wished him a “Happy Birthday,” tweeting, “May God bless you with many more joyful, healthy years.”

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The Hill’s Morning Report — Uproar after Trump’s defense of foreign dirt on candidates | TheHill

Welcome to The Hill’s Morning Report. TGIF! Our newsletter gets you up to speed on the most important developments in politics and policy, plus trends to watch. Co-creators are Alexis Simendinger and Al Weaver (CLICK HERE to subscribe!). On Twitter, find us at @asimendinger and @alweaver22. Happy birthday to President TrumpDonald John TrumpNew York activists…

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Happy 57th Birthday, Barack Obama! Twitter (And The Rest Of The World) REALLY Misses You!

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Today marks former President Barack Obama's 57th birthday, and we -- and Twitter -- couldn't be happier for him!

Also, let's cut to the chase: everybody misses him, Donald Trump is a total disaster, and even while loving Obama we never knew how good we had it with him in office until the Cheeto-tinted oaf took over. Ugh!!!

Video: Barack & Michelle Danced At Beyonce & JAY-Z's Concert!

No matter, though... let's just rile Trump up even further than he already is, and look back at all these wonderful well-wishes sent to Barack Obama on occasion of his 57th birthday today (below):

#ObamaDay and b'day love to @BarackObama. He showed us how the game can be played even when forces are against you.

Continue to shine, Mr. President. #HappyBirthdayPresidentObama pic.twitter.com/9uUw1LwPc9 — Kevin L. Clark (@KevitoClark) August 4, 2018

#ObamaDay By far, my favorite picture of President Obama. Happy Birthday Mr. President! 📷 Pete Souza pic.twitter.com/N0xy3rRciB — Monica Mendez 🌹 (@monicam_mendez) August 4, 2018

Happy Birthday to a man I was happy to call Mr. President #ObamaDay #HappyBirthdayObama pic.twitter.com/OwWO0sH9zM — The Resistance (@AJizmeian) August 4, 2018

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. PRESIDENT. BORN TO BE GREAT‼️ pic.twitter.com/eWJLk824b3 — 🌻ANNA 🌻 (@AuntLulie) August 4, 2018

When T*ump sees "Mr. president" trending, clicks it & its all pics of Obama pic.twitter.com/eNBmS12Wpc — May Amoyaw (@MayAmoyaw) August 4, 2018

Happy birthday Mr. President. And thank you Pete Souza for always reminding us of what a real president looks and acts like. #ObamaDay 🎂 pic.twitter.com/G3uYw0bcZr — Greg Andree (@GregAndree71) August 4, 2018

No matter what he tries to do to Obama’s great legacy, these 2 minutes show exactly who Trump was, is & always will be....... a joke

Happy Birthday Mr. President @BarackObama ❤️ pic.twitter.com/mcstdvPzEh — UnsilentMajority 🌹 (@The_UnSilent_) August 4, 2018

I’ll never forget watching the inauguration in my middle school auditorium. Thank you, Mr. President, for proving that anything is possible. Forever an inspiration. #ObamaDay pic.twitter.com/u4fXixdZdV — Jerry Carter Jr. (@RoyalFliiness) August 4, 2018

The man in the WH is going to be so mad as "Happy birthday Mr President" is trending #ObamaDay — #EverythingIsLove (@neykayy) August 4, 2018

Happy birthday, Mr. President @BarackObama. Picture: Official White House photograph of President Barack Obama by @PeteSouza. #ObamaDay pic.twitter.com/U7rbRt9OUa — Jeffrey Guterman, Ph.D. (@JeffreyGuterman) August 4, 2018

This photo hangs right beside my seat at home to help me center and calm myself in these tumultuous times. Happy Birthday, Mr. President! #ObamaDay pic.twitter.com/YA3KJcqLxK — The Funky Diabetic (@Fn_Mat) August 4, 2018

Happy birthday Mr. President! It was a privilege to have you and your beautiful family lead our nation! You are missed. Everyday #ObamaDay! 💙 #MyFirstFamily #MyPresident #MyFirstLady #Forever44 #GOAT #missthem pic.twitter.com/2qyvJPEggs — MsCjay (@MsCjay) August 4, 2018

It wasn't long ago that a man of grace, dignity, compassion and intelligence occupied the White House. It gives me hope just thinking about this great man. Happy Birthday, Mr. President. pic.twitter.com/JW0GiuJ0vM — Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff) August 4, 2018

You know with Barack Obama, Happy Birthday Mr. President, and #ObamaDay all trending, we will probably be treated to some rage-tweeting soon. — Kari Livingston (@kariliv) August 4, 2018

What an actually great President -- light years ahead of the idiot in charge right now!

HBD, Mr. Obama! Enjoy your big day!!

[Image via Dennis Van Tine/Future Image/WENN.]

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