#happy birthday i guess 🙄🥺

[jjkeverlast]

hello beautiful baby !!! can i request a drabble w some bday sex for the reader 👀🫶🏻 reader is absolutely stupidly infatuated with his hips and waist and cherishes them with kisses 😭 anything else is down to you !!! 🩷🫶🏻

baby, come here | jjk (m)

<> pairing jungkook x fem!reader

<> genre/au's est. relationship | birthday!au | smut smut smut

<> summary jungkook surprises you with something special for your birthday...

<> word count 4.1k 😼

<> warnings they're both switches | fingering | grinding | handjob | cowgirl | jungkook touches reader’s rim | lots of kisses | jungkook has his iconic long hair | reader rides his thighs and abs | lots of worshipping | cute nicknames like angel & baby 🥺 | soft koo | fluffy & slow sex | reader worships jungkook the most | they're so in love you might puke | ft. co-worker jimin

<> author's note hi sav!! i hope you enjoy this filth hehe, thank u for re-sending the request after my ass was stupid enough to delete it 😭 jsfhksjfh and early happy bday from me!! take this as a gift hehe, thank u for requesting pretty ♡

[keep in mind i do not do taglists for requests <3 thank you!]

baby🥺: i have a surprise for you when you get home 

you: oh? 

you: i’m guessing this is a birthday surprise? 

baby🥺: don’t ruin it babe!! 

baby🥺: just get home before i change my mind 🙄

you: you wouldn’t 

baby🥺: wanna bet? 

You roll your eyes, wanting to grin because you know he’s not serious. Jungkook should know better, you almost know him better than he does himself — one of the perks of dating for five years. 

It had been a good day so far, your colleagues had greeted you with balloons when you entered your office early in the morning, cheering a loud “Happy Birthday!” when they caught a glimpse of you. 

Birthdays were never that important for you, but it did warm your heart that all of your colleagues took the time of their day to surprise you and celebrate you so loudly. You found out later how it was all Jimin’s idea, creating a whole group chat to make sure everyone was in on the idea. 

Everything worked out in the end. The smile on your face didn’t fade once, too overwhelmed by a huge amount of happiness. 

It was the end of the day when Jungkook decided to text you. He was still sleeping when you were getting dressed for work, and knowing you’ll be seeing him later you didn’t bother, instead admiring his soft snores and his long hair messily laying on the pillow. 

“Any exciting plans for tonight?” Jimin peaked inside your office, wearing a grin when you shut your phone off, too busy giggling over what Jungkook has planned for you. 

“Maybe…” 

Jimin rolled his eyes at your attempt to be mysterious. “Save it, I know Jungkook probably has something planned.” 

“You’re on the right track.” 

“He probably put his dick in a present box.” Jimin jokes, earning your mouth to drop, a scoff escaping your parted lips. 

“Jimin!” 

He brings his hands up in a surrendering motion. “I’ll shut up.” 

“Thank you. Well, I’m about to head out.” You begin to log off on your computer, grabbing your bag while Jimin watches you with a careful gaze. 

“I’ll see you on Monday.” He says before leaving your office door, returning back to his own.

“Jungkook?” You call out when you enter your shared apartment, the lights being completely off. 

There’s no response, and even though he told you earlier over text that he had planned a surprise, you begin to worry. Subtly, you begin to walk inside, fetching for a light until someone grabs you by the waist. 

“Happy birthday, baby.” Jungkook whispers, pulling you forward so both your chests collide. It’s then you realize he’s not wearing a shirt, his skin feeling soft and delicate under your fingertips. With no second thought, your hands begin to roam on his arms, squeezing at his muscles. 

“Thank you.” You respond softly, pulling Jungkook down for a soft and tender kiss. He gently wraps his arms around you, clutching himself tight as he indulges into your lips. 

“Mmm, you want your surprise?” Jungkook says against your lips, and you nod before he completely lets go and guides you towards your shared bedroom. 

There’s a small box on the covers, next to a bouquet of tulips, your favorites. 

“Koo… this is—“ You pick them up carefully, admiration and love soaring through your veins as you trace your fingers over the purple petals. 

Jungkook keeps his eyes on you, determined to not miss out on any reaction from you. He can tell you’re content with the flowers, after all he went to a specific flower shop outside of town, certain that the tulips you commented on a few months ago were still available. 

“Thank you. I love you.” You bring your hand forward, caressing his cheek as tears begin to form in the corner of your eyelids. 

When you had first met Jungkook, you never expected to be here today, five years later in a shared apartment, in love and filled with utmost happiness. It feels like a dream, which is pretty cliche to say, but it feels this way because how come everything is just right with Jungkook and you? 

“Open the box.” Jungkook grins, holding himself back from doing his tiny jumps when he’s excited. 

“Okay, okay!” You begin to laugh yourself, grabbing onto the white box. 

The box clicks open and your mouth drops. It’s a necklace, with a bunny accessory hanging by the end. 

“You didn’t.” 

“Hey! You’re the one who constantly refers to me as a bunny, so I decided to take matters into my own hands and make this a reality!” God, he’s such an idiot, and you’re completely head over heels in love with him. Fucking Jeon Jungkook and that darn smile.

“I can’t believe you.” You take the necklace out of the purple cushion, holding it up in the air as you study the details. 

“Can I?” You hum out a yes, letting Jungkook reach for it as you turn, exposing the nape of your neck. 

The metal feels cold against your skin for a second when Jungkook puts it around you, ending it with a simple click. You hold tightly onto the bunny ears, turning back around to look at your boyfriend. 

“I love it.” Jungkook sighs with a smile, pulling you once again in for a kiss. Instead of it being a simple peck, you wrap your arms around his neck, letting your lips move in an identical tempo. 

Kissing Jungkook always feels new. It feels as if you’re still on that second date when he took the courage to kiss you goodnight at your doorstep. The same butterflies are settled into the pit of your stomach. It really feels like yesterday you started dating, but no, it’s been five fucking years. Five years with this silly boy who’s shown you what love truly can be about. 

“Baby.” Jungkook mumbles, tilting your face as he plunges forward on your neck, pressing his soft lips. The wet open kisses make you grow hot, needy and fuck, was Jimin right? Because surely, this is leading to sex and you don’t want to stop. 

Also, he’s shirtless which doesn’t really help either because fuck how can he look this good? Abs and built bodies never truly impressed you, but there’s something about how Jungkook carries it proudly, yet subtly. He’s aware he’s hot but he doesn’t show it off and wow, you’re so lucky you get to have him this way. 

You pull his face upwards, kissing him again, wanting to taste more of him. Gently, you grab onto the strands of his long hair, fiddling with them as he bites your lip in response. The kiss is soft yet rough, both of you pulling on each other to get closer while your tongues dangle softly in between. 

“Wanna show you how much I love you.” Jungkook mumbles against your lips. 

It doesn’t take a genius to guess what he means and he’s in luck, cause fuck — you really want him. You clutch yourself tighter to him, continuing to kiss him with adoration and love. Jungkook keeps his hold tight, hands drowning further behind your back and onto your ass. He grabs onto it, making you gasp before it’s engulfed by his tongue. 

Jungkook takes a step backwards, letting himself sit down on the edge of the bed, while you still stand upright. Your hands roam on his shoulders while his clutch beneath your ass, pulling you down on his lap. 

Even though you love kissing Jungkook, there’s something about kissing his neck and collarbones. Showing admiration to every part of your boyfriend is one of your favorite things. So you do exactly that, tilting his head upwards while your tongue and lips trail further down. His collarbones are defined and you kiss the prominent edges. Every detail of Jungkook is beautiful. 

“I love your collarbones.” You admit in the open while sucking on the skin, leaving a small mark. Jungkook sighs, keeping his hands roaming on your ass, grabbing it when he feels you bite down. 

“Baby—“ 

You don’t respond, instead you pull your hands downwards on his abs that tense beneath your touch. Fuck. It’s no secret that you’ve wanted to kiss and touch every part of Jungkook— maybe even ride his thigh and especially his abs. There’s something exciting about feeling the muscles beneath your exposed core as you mark him with your slick. 

Although, you’ve never gained the full courage to do so. It’s not because of judgment, Jungkook would never judge you. Which also explains how the sex between you is that good. It’s a free space to try out new things and feel comfortable with one another, but this was a fantasy and you weren’t mad that it’ll continue to be that. 

To distract yourself from those thoughts, you focus on Jungkook hardening beneath you. You feel the excitement grow in your gut, grinding shamelessly down on him, making him hiss. 

“Fuck.” Jungkook mumbles, tracing his hand on your face while he smiles down at you. His thumb begins to trail on your lips, feeling the soft edges before he pops it inside your mouth. You suck with zero hesitation. Jungkook’s mouth is agape, in awe of how your mouth feels warm around it. 

Whenever you had sex there was never truly a routine. It was always natural, both of you giving in to showing how much you adored and loved each other. No matter how rough, or soft the sex was. There was always a balance. 

Jungkook retracts his thumb, reaching for the zipper of your pants and pulling them down enough to reach down to your clit. His slicked thumb starts rubbing it carelessly, pressing down while rolling it around in circles. You buck your hips into his hand, making him chuckle due to you becoming so quickly desperate for him. He knew how much you loved his touches, and especially when he reached downwards, teasing you on your most sensitive parts. 

“J-Jungkook, ah fuck!” You let out when he gently pinches your clit between his thumb and index finger, while two of his fingers rubbed themselves in between your lips, collecting the wetness that grew with every touch of his. Fuck, Jungkook loved feeling how soaked you got because of him. 

Feeling too overwhelmed by the feeling, you decide to return the favor, grabbing onto his clothed cock that’s fully hard beneath his sweatpants. He feels heavy in your palm as you grope him, while squeezing the tip by the edges. Jungkook seems to really enjoy your hands, when he chooses to pull his pants down, revealing it. He doesn’t ever stop touching you, you feel how his fingertips curve around your hole, teasing around it even though you need them in you. So to play it fair, you hop on the teasing train and give it back. When Jungkook realizes how you don’t exactly touch him as he expected, he pulls a frown on his face. 

“What?” You hold back a smile, biting on your bottom lip. 

“Don’t do that.” His frown remains, eyes dropped down to the sight of your fingers caressing the soft skin of his cock. You don’t say something at first, letting him wonder for a little longer why you’re suddenly pulling that card right now. 

“Then stop teasing me.” You whisper in his ear, biting down on his earlobe before your mouth runs down to the tiny mole on his neck. You kiss it gently, feeling Jungkook take a deep breath by how his chest moves forward. 

“I’m not. I’m just—“ Jungkook pauses, waiting for you to look at him instead of smothering with small kisses. When you finally do, you quirk an eyebrow. 

“You’re just?” 

“I’m just taking my time, angel.” 

Angel. A nickname Jungkook picked up on quickly after you started dating. He tells you it just simply fits you, but you know deep down it’s because he loves your little angel wings tattoo on your rib cage. 

“But I need your—“ You gasp when Jungkook pushes both of his fingers inside of you with no warning. He catches you completely off guard, smirking when he notices how your eyes are closed, immersed by the feeling of being full. 

“You were saying?” He teases you now, latching his lips on your shoulder. 

You aren’t keen on answering him, instead you push yourself up and down on his fingers, fucking yourself on them. 

“S-shit.” Jungkook says, in surprise of how dirty you are, as you don’t even hesitate to chase an orgasm, by simply having his fingers inside of you. While you’re enjoying the feeling of his fingers, you’re tempted to have his tongue on you as well. Letting your thoughts aside, you finally stroke him as he wishes, noticing how the tip is already wet. Somehow you find a synchronized tempo, your hand stroking him with your every movement in your hips. Jungkook groans against your shoulder, his tongue moving on your exposed skin, letting you feel how wet it is. 

“Hold on.” You stop abruptly, too impatient, so you remove yourself from his lap to stand and remove your clothing as quickly as possible. Jungkook’s eyes pop open when he sees your naked form, so focused on how beautiful you look that he forgets to take his own off. 

“Come on, wanna see you.” You encourage him, standing in between his legs. 

Jungkook gulps down, biting his lip before grabbing the waistband of the sweatpants along with his boxers. When everything is off, you’re exposed to his tattoos that adorn his thigh. Jungkook had gotten them all in one night while he was drunk, wanting to be able to endure the pain even though he secretly had a pain kink. The tattoos are so random, but very Jungkook. 

You reach forward, tracing your fingers on the details of the three black stars accompanied by two gaming consoles. Till this day you still don’t understand why he picked those as tattoos, but he was always impulsive when it came to anything but his sleeve. 

The sleeve was something he worked on for a long time, finding different designs and how they could connect all together and hang in a harmony. You remember how you watched it day by day become the sleeve you’re met with today. The memory of sitting down next to him when he got his first tattoo, is clear as a day. 

Jungkook tries to get your attention again, noticing you spacing off as you admire his tattoos. “What are you thinking?” The question is simple, but fuck the answer isn’t. You’ve seen and heard about thigh riding and how it somehow manages to stimulate the clit. You’ve never tried it. Yes, you and Jungkook were open and honest about whatever you wanted to experiment, which explains how you’ve done almost anything, but minor things weren’t really spoken about. Fantasies were meant to be kept as those simple wishes that are never meant to be made into life, but somehow you wanted to risk a bit today. It is your birthday after all, and you really want to have his thigh under you while you ride. 

“I wanna…” You start, positioning yourself on top of his thigh without a question, testing the waters a bit to see his reaction. Jungkook’s eyebrows raise at your chosen position, awaiting for you to finish. You move closer, pecking his lips softly before murmuring. “Wanna ride your thigh.” 

Jungkook stays quiet, which causes you to worry, until he moves backwards, lifting his thigh a bit, causing your core to graze the skin. “Yeah?” Jungkook glances at you, his lips curving into a somewhat smile. 

“Mhm.” You hum in agreement, grabbing the nape of his neck to kiss him again. Both of your knees rest on the comforters, while you slowly begin to find a pace. Jungkook can feel how wet you are whenever your core moves back and forth on it. He wants to look down, to see his tattoos covered in your slick and see them glisten. Instead, he lets you experiment, while holding his hand on your back to guide you. 

You never stop kissing each other, groping and gripping on whatever you can get your hands off, as you begin to pick up another pace. Jungkook starts to tense under you, the edges of his muscles becoming more prominent as you feel your clit rub against it. It feels different but good. 

Even though you’re fully focused on the new sensation, you don’t miss out on stroking your boyfriend who’s watching you with pleased eyes by this new sight. You’re not sure if he’s been wanting to try this too or if it’s only you — by the looks of it Jungkook seems to be getting even more turned on than earlier watching you do this. 

Jungkook doesn’t even know where to look. He wants to watch your hand stroke him, he wants to watch your expressions as you move your hips back and forth and of course, the tattoos covered in your wetness. 

You’re in too much pleasure to even have your eyes open. Therefore you settle on resting your head in the corner of Jungkook’s neck. 

“Feel good, angel?” Jungkook pants out, starting to feel his own orgasm emerge with each stroke. 

“Y-yeah—“ You can barely form it into words, aiming for that orgasm you’ve been wanting since Jungkook decided to tease you earlier. You really fucking need this. 

It’s there, in the pit of your stomach, about to pull the final string when Jungkook forces you to stop. His hand feels warm against your lower region, while he’s trying to catch his breath himself. 

“I don’t want to come like this. Wanna fuck you.” Your hand retrieves from his cock, letting out short breaths while you try your best to remain calm over being interrupted in the middle of an upcoming orgasm. Jungkook can easily tell you were close, he could hear how your moans suddenly turned strained and how your fingers were tightening their hold on him. But, fuck, he really didn’t want to come like this. He wants to feel you, stretch you out as you engulf him. So, he’ll do just that. 

“Baby, come here.” Jungkook murmurs, pulling you forward to plant a soft kiss on your temple. Now he’s trying to smother you with kisses, and you giggle softly at the tickling sensation when he starts rubbing his nose on the apple of your cheek. 

“I love you.” You remind him again, never being tired of catching that tiny sparkle emitting in his eyes when he hears it. 

“I love you.” Jungkook repeats, while you push him down on his back. The long hair spreads out on the white sheets, curling around while he tucks it back with both hands. There’s something extremely hot about Jungkook’s new length of hair, because it’s new. 

Your hands fiddle with the curled hair, while you prop your wet core on his cock, grinding back and forth on it. Jungkook moves his head upwards, his lips biting down on your bottom lip while he groans. His hips move upwards, showing desperation to get you inside and frankly you can’t really wait either. So, you move downwards, kissing his stomach and sucking down on the mole by his rib cage. 

“So pretty.” You mumble on his skin, showing love to his tummy and tiny waist. He whines at the contact and how you worship every part of him. 

“I love every part of you, Koo.” You admit, settling upwards to push yourself down on him. Jungkook nibbles on his lip ring, blushing at your comment. 

“I’m so lucky to have you, angel.” Your body grows hot, the love soaring through your veins before you ease yourself down, letting it stretch you open. Both of your mouths fall agape with a moan when his cock is finally buried inside. 

“C-come here, fuck.” Jungkook pleads, grabbing your back with both hands so your chests collide. His skin feels warm and soft against yours, sweat beginning to accumulate with each thrust from your side. The movements are slow yet rough, Jungkook’s grip never stops being tight on your body. He seems overwhelmed by everything, his eyes watching you all while you buck your hips. 

“Shit—“ He lets out, his hand trailing up to your nape, holding it while your lips glide over his. 

“Mhm.” You begin to quicken the pace, wanting to come. Jungkook feels you clench with every thrust, sending him into an orbit of pleasure. 

You lean your forehead on his, catching your eyes trailing down to his abs and the view of his cock disappearing inside of you. 

The fantasy of riding his abs keeps coming back at you, the urge climbing higher when they tense with every movement. 

Somehow Jungkook can sense you’re thinking about something, noticing the frown while you’re solemnly focused on his abs. 

“Hey, you okay?” Your eyes move back to his, nodding yet Jungkook isn’t convinced. “Tell me.” He breathes out, wanting to know but fuck, he can’t even fully concentrate when you feel so warm and wet. 

“It’s nothing—“ You moan again, his cock almost fully out before you place yourself back down. You’re certain he won’t ask again, so you go back, riding him fully. 

Jungkook grabs ahold of your waist, moving his hand from your nape to your jaw. “Baby, it’s your birthday. Wanna give you everything. Just— ah! Tell me.” Jungkook once again bites down on his lip, a groan escaping due to the feeling of you around him. 

“J-just… wanna ride your abs.” Honesty is something you both have been really good at. If something’s bothering either one of you, you express it. 

“F-fuck.” Jungkook’s cock twitches at your words and you’re surprised that he’s even more turned on after you admitted one of your fantasies. 

You don’t really know what to say, instead you go back to chasing an orgasm for you both. You haven’t even thrusted once and Jungkook stops you. “I want you to.” 

Oh. 

“Are you sure—“

Jungkook pecks your lips, “yes.” 

Therefore, you pull yourself out, moving upwards to face his abs. You keep your eyes locked on Jungkook’s, to make sure he wants this. After all, this is brand new territory for you both. 

Without thinking too much, you prop yourself down, your core being able to feel the prominent details of Jungkook’s tensed abs. 

“Fuck—“ You whine, shamelessly picking up your earlier movements and fucking yourself on them. Jungkook grabs a hold of his cock, jerking it off behind you. The slick sounds are loud with every stroke. 

Jungkook takes you by surprise when his thumb traces in circles around your rim. “J-Jungkook.” It almost sounds like a warning, but it’s rather a surprising shock. You kind of didn’t expect for him to touch you there, not that you don’t mind. 

It only increases the pleasure for you, as you continue with no care in the world. Fuck, why didn’t you do this before? 

“That’s it angel.” Jungkook says, caressing the edges of your rim, while watching you in complete awe. There’s just something about you loving every part of him that you want to do more than just simply touch it. When you had first expressed the idea, Jungkook already found himself imagining the scenery, which caused his cock to twitch. 

When he’s watching the actual scene, he can’t even describe what he’s seeing. Fuck, you’re so beautiful, sweat accumulating on your shoulders and breasts, mouth agape letting the sweet sound of your moans roam the room freely. 

Whenever Jungkook tenses his abs beneath you, it meets your clit, the friction being completely different from anything you’ve felt before. It also explains how you’re not even a few seconds from coming. Your pants turn shorter, your body twitching slightly as the orgasm is closer to the edge. 

“Come on baby, wanna see you come.” Jungkook expresses, close as well, his cock about to give in but not before he sees you cover his abs with cum. 

“Mhm— fuck.” That’s all you needed for the band to snap, your body returning to normal after dragged itself one more time. While you’re trying to catch your breath again, Jungkook lets out a loud whine followed by a gasp when he finishes right behind you, all over his hand. 

“Holy shit.” Jungkook says, giggling shortly right after, still in shock of what just happened. 

“Yeah.” You agree, moving down to lay down next to him. Your hands begin to caress his cheeks while you both just lay in silence. 

“Happy birthday, bub.” Jungkook finishes it off with a small but heartfelt kiss to your lips.

© jjkeverlast 2023 [do not copy, translate or repost any of my works.]

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Three More Heartbeats

First Babies of Private Garden Instagram AU/Fic

Liked by danivalentine, saweetie, softtcurse, fashionbylunaaa, neelamthadhani, 2forwoyne, shloob_, claybornharlow, dualipa, and 15,930,771 others

y/ninsta and jackharlow: blessed with not only one more heartbeat to love, but three.

mommy and daddy can't wait to meet you 🥺💕

normani: MY JAW IS ON THE FUCKING FLOOR! I CALLED IT! I SAID YOU WERE GOING TO HAVE TRIPLETS!

jackharlow: normani and she won't let me forget she's carrying three either 😭

saweetie: we can finally say something! AUNTIE SAWEETIE REPORTING FOR DUTY

jackharlow: saweetie and no you CANNOT get them grills for their first birthday

saweetie: jackharlow WHY NOT?!

jackharlow: saweetie 😐

jackandy/naremyparents: I FUCKING KNEW IT! MY BABIES ARE HAVING THREE BABIES 😭

urbandjack24: BRB CRYINGGGGGGGGGGG

dualipa: can't wait for them to meet their stepmommy! but all jokes aside, so incredibly happy for the two of you. you're going to be amazing parents. love you both so so much!

jackharlow: dualipa I'm ignoring the first part of your comment but don't think for a second that I won't use my blow torch, but we love you too. I guess.

danivalentine: can we talk about how I was the first one to notice she was pregnant and made her take a test? lol definitely wasn't expecting three though!

jackharlow: danivalentine older siblings know best!

claybornharlow: jackharlow not mine

jackharlow: claybornharlow don't come over for dinner later

druski2funny: Uncle Druski is ready to babysit!

lilnasx: druski2funny you need one yourself, they ain't trusting you with three newborns!

druski2funny: lilnasx and what makes you so qualified?!

lilnasx: druski2funny I have my childcare license

privategarden: our favorite couple is finally becoming parents!

jackharlow: privategarden and many more to follow!

y/ninsta: jackharlow watch yourself you little overachiever! next thing I know we'll literally be having eight children running around here

jackharlow: y/ninsta would that really be a bad thing?

y/ninsta: jackharlow for my vagina, yes 🙄

urbanwyatt: THE FIRST BABIES OF PRIVATE GARDEN!!!! I'M THE GODFATHER AND I HAVE HAD THIS POSITION FOR 8 YEARS AND IT'S FINALLY HAPPENINGGGGGGG 😭😭😭😭

allthingy/n: how much you wanna bet urbanwyatt cried when he found out? 😭😭😭😭😭

urbanwyatt: alltthingy/n I did, but not in front of them lol

softtcurse: Aunty Curse 4 lifeeeeeeee

theestallion: don't be surprised if you start to get packages from me on the daily for my three little angels!

claybornharlow: thank you for carrying our child. I'm excited to be a dad

jackharlow: claybornharlow square the fuck up NEOW

claybornharlow: jackharlow one day you'll let me live in my truth in peace

jackharlow: claybornharlow I'm kicking your ass

2forwoyne: not me up here with my damn eyes watering. they grow up so fast.

quiiso: still remember when jackharlow first laid eyes on y/ninsta and we all CALLED IT!

neelamthadhani: okay so even though I've known for some time, I'm still about to cry. the two of you are going to be amazing parents.

lilnasx: NOT MY PARENTS HAVING ANOTHER SET OF CHILDREN 😭😭😭😭😭

yungskylark: and she's already making us go on late night food runs for her. she has literally put us in rotation. jack has to go every time, but has to take one of us along so he doesn't forget anything lol

urbanwyatt: yungskylark because one time he forgot her ice cream and all hell broke loose in the Harlow household so of course her ass literally has us on a buddy system smh

y/ninsta: and it's obviously working too

shloob_: can we talk about how she was full blown crying yesterday because chipotle was closed and jackharlow was doing his best to console her? I thought we were all going to die 😭

jackharlow: shloob_ I thought she was going to make me sleep outside. not the couch, but outside because I'm the manager of chipotle and decided it was best to close early smh

y/ninsta: jackharlow you can still sleep outside

jackharlow: y/ninsta baby, you weren't supposed to see that

y/ninsta: jackharlow too late

sza: wait a minute, can we talk about urbanwyatt's photography skills because we already know that it was him who did the photoshoot

urbanwyatt: sza I would have hid her prenatal vitamins and her current obsession of hot pickles if she had asked someone else. got me fucked up 😤

saweetie: NOT THE PRENATAL VITAMINS! 😭

urbanwyatt: I took pictures with her by herself and with her and jackharlow but they wanted to keep those for themselves 🥰

urbanwyatt: oh and I'm in some photos too. jackharlow was NOT happy about that, but y/ninsta insisted lmaooooo

yungskylark: urbanwyatt at this point, they're yours too lmaooo

urbanwyattsource: I thought it was really sweet to find out urbanwyatt wouldn't accept money from jackharlow and y/ninsta for doing this photoshoot for them, but they did anyway and gave him triple the amount (for each kid?) bestie goals 😭

y/ninsta: I don't think yall understand when I say that urbanwyatt is literally our best friend and he would do anything for us. we always want to return the favor. love you urby 🥰

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 urbanwyatt: y/ninsta jackharlow thank you two for trusting me to bring your ideas to life

maggieharlow: so excited to be a grandmother to not only one baby, but three! jackharlow if you stress my daughter out and she tells me, expect me on your doorstep, no matter what time of the day or night it is

y/ninsta: maggieharlow thank you mom! jackharlow: maggieharlow just throw your biological child to the woods I see smh

jackharlowsource: girls? boys? both? do we know yet?!?!

y/ninsta: jackharlowsource danivalentine is the only one that knows

urbanwyattsource: Jack is going to lose his shit if it's three girls, that's almost halfway to eight

jackharlowsource: urbanwyattsource they are going to be so spoiled and especially if they look like y/ninsta, he can never tell her no lmaoooo they are going to run that household and jack is just going to be living in it

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"Boo bear?" You called out to Jack who was laying next to you and trying to stay awake for the movie that you two were watching.

"Yes, baby girl? You okay?"

"I want to leave the house, I'm tired of being stuck in here."

"You do leave the house, baby. You go to your doctor's appointments."

"Not the same, and you know it. I'm tired of hiding this pregnancy." You said while pouting and crossing your arms.

"Now are you absolutely sure? Because obviously once it's out, we can't take it back."

"No shit." You muttered as you rolled your eyes.

"Baby, quit it."

"But I AM SO BORED! All you do is feed me healthy shit and watch movies with me and make me exercise which is getting harder for me to do because I can't even see if my feet are attached to my body anymore. I need to leaveeeeee."

"They're attached, I promise. But if this is what you want to do, then okay." Jack said while shrugging but you could tell that he wasn't on board with the idea at all. 

"Really?!" You asked while turning to your right side to look at him.

"Yes, if this is what my wifey wants. I just have to be ten times more protective of you." You simply eyed him because you could tell deep down that he didn't want you to do it. 

"You do that now. You barely let me out of your sight. I'm lucky if you let me pee by myself."

"Do you blame me? We went from having a miscarriage to having not one, but three babies so excuse me if I'm a little protective, but one thing I'm not going to do for damn sure is apologize for it. You're my priority and you know that."

"I know, I understand why. I'm just miserable sometimes. I can't sleep properly and when I actually do, it's never for long periods of time. Might as well go outside."

All Jack did was sigh and look at you.

"You don't want me to post it do you?" You asked and you just looked down at your hands. You couldn't help it, but you started to cry.

"Oh fuck, baby don't cry! Okay, okay we'll post it! You don't have to cry, I didn't mean to upset you!"

"I JUST WANT THIS ONE THING, WHY WON'T YOU LET ME HAVE IT?!"

Just then you heard Urban's footsteps and assumed he had heard you crying and knew that Jack was about to get yelled at.

"JACK! WHY IS SHE CRYING?! WHAT DID YOUR ASS DO?!"

"HE WON'T LET ME POST MY PREGNANCY PICTURES ON INSTAGRAM!" You replied as you continued to wail.

"Um, well......" Urban started to say and then scratched the back of his neck.

"Well, what?! You agree with him?!" You asked as you found a tissue to wipe your face.

"We're just protective of you. All of us are, but you knew that already. If you do this, you know if you leave the house, you can't go anywhere by yourself. Even if it's to the damn mailbox."

"BUT URBYYYY!"

"Nope. I'm siding with your husband on this one."

“But….” You continued to cry and eventually they both agreed to let you do it.

“Look, if we do this, after we post it you still can’t go anywhere for a few days.” Jack said while sighing even though he was still uneasy about the whole thing. 

“Okay, fine. Oooohhh I want to go to wing stop first!”

“Out of all of the places that we can possibly go, that’s your choice?” Jack asked as Urban smacked him in the back of the head and you started to pout. 

“OW! SHIT!”

“Let the pregnant lady decide what she wants to do with her new found freedom. I’ll take you since your husband is being an ass.”

“HEY! No I’m not! I just want to make sure that’s what she really wants.”

“OOOHHHH BABE! THEY JUST RELEASED A NEW BIRKIN!” You said while shoving your phone into Jack’s face to show him.

“NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! YOU LITERALLY HAVE ALMOST 20 OF THEM!”

“That’s it, I’m calling Maggie.” You responded while opening your contacts on your phone and Jack just about damn near tackled you to get the phone away from you.

“WAIT! WHAT COLOR?!”

“Light blue please.” You said while smiling up at him and all he did was roll his eyes.

“Spoiled as shit, I swear.”

“No I’m not, I’m just well taken care of. There’s a difference.”

“There is? Enlighten me please.” Jack said while handing you his credit card so that you could order what you wanted. Since he handed it to you, that was an invitation for you to get anything that you wanted so you added three more Birkins to the cart.

“You take really good care of me and get me what I want.”

“That’s… that’s the definition of spoil…… BABY WHY IS MY TOTAL $10,000 DOLLARS?!”

“Huh?” You asked while looking to Urban for help who acted as if he didn’t know what was going on. 

“If you can huh, you can hear Mrs. Harlow!”

“I just wanted the girls to have matching ones! You know if they are girls that is!”

“Well, we already know how the four of you will gang up on me in order to get what you want.”

“We will do no such thing!”

All Jack did was eye you as Urban laughed. 

“Oh! What pictures should I post?”

“It would be none if it was left up to me, but you can post one and one only. That way the other ones are something special just for us.”

“The Harlows are about to break the internet, just watch.”

“And Normani can finally say that she was right the entire time.”

“Right about what?”

“She was the one who said that we would have triplets.”

After you and Jack agreed on which picture to post as your announcement to the world about your pregnancy, you logged out of instagram after finishing the movie and went downstairs in order to make some chicken alfredo pasta since you had been craving it.

The pasta was on the top shelf of the cabinet and you didn’t know where Jack or Urban was so you moved the chair so you could step up and reach it when you heard Jack yell from behind you.

“If you put one damn toe on that chair! Baby, you better not!”

“Oops.”

“Caught red handed! Why didn’t you call me to come help you?!”

“I can still do some things on my own without your help! I’m just pregnant!”

All Jack did was cross his arms and stare at you.

“Can you get me the pasta noodles, please?” You said in a small voice and Jack reached up to get them with no problem.

“You know all my therapy sessions are now centered around you and how you have me fearing for your life on a daily basis because you don’t ask for help. Baby, you have got to stop doing that. I know that’s what you're used to, but you can’t do that right now. Now what if you would have fallen and then what? You could have hit your head or anything could have happened.”

“I… just.. I feel like a burden sometimes.” You confessed while starting to boil the water for the noodles. You had your back turned to Jack so he couldn’t see how your eyes started to water. 

“What?! Why would you EVER think that? Baby, look at me. You are literally carrying three of my big headed children. You know I would do anything for you no matter how big or small and even if you weren’t pregnant, that’s not going to change. You know you’re my priority and you come first.”

“I know… I just feel helpless sometimes. I hate asking you for things that I used to be able to do on my own.”

“And you will soon get back to being able to do it on your own. Just not right now, okay?”

“Okay.” You quietly said as Jack leaned down to give you several kisses which you eagerly accepted and pulled him into a hug. 

“I love you and I only want to keep you safe.”

“I love you too and I know.” You said while hugging him tighter.

Just then Jack’s phone went off indicating a text from the group chat that you were both in from 2fo.

2fo- I think the two of you just broke the internet. Instagram is down AND twitter crashed ever since you two announced it two hours ago, I think TikTok might be next lmaoooo

“Baby, Urban called it.”

“What happened?”

“2fo said he thinks we broke the internet. Instagram and Twitter aren’t working and haven’t been for the last two hours.”

“Well, did you expect anything less? I make pregnancy look good.”

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#jack harlow #jack harlow fic #jack harlow fanfic #jack harlow x reader #jack harlow x black reader #jack harlow instagram au #instagram au #jack harlow fluff #jack harlow concepts #jack harlow imagine #jack harlow fanfiction

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The Story of Us Instagram 2: Wild Ride

Happy 2 months Pip! Let's see what you have been up to!

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scottysakamoto Someone’s ready to visit her homeland for the first time 🇬🇧📍

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mrsannetwist I cannot wait to snuggle those cheeks ♥️

thegemmastyles COUNTING DOWN THE MINUTES! 🙈🙈

y/n.y/l/n God save Queen Pip 👑✨

pillowpersonpp have the best time! 🙌🏼💓

mitchrowland must I remind you she’s American like her favorite uncle… 🙄🙄🙄

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y/n.y/l/n One is jet-lagged the other is hungry… guess who 🫢

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thegemmastyles Harry 😳

scottysakamoto thegemmastyles for your information I was sleeping 🙄

glenne_azoff THE BOOTIES I miss this tiny miss so so much 😭😭😭😍😍😍

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mrsannetwist: Happy Nana 💜

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darrendr a very happy nana indeed 😘

sandrameighan13 oh look at this lovely baby 🥰

dee_selley I cannot wait to cuddle her 😘

elladeannemurray counting down the days to see her!!! 😍😍😍

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florencepugh and gemmachan Finally got to meet this beautiful girl 🤍 welcome to the world Pippa, your aunties Flo and Gemma are so in love with you 😍congratulations again harrystyles and y/n.y/l/n for this beautiful girl, we love you guys very much 💜

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flofan1 aaaah auntie Gemma and auntie Flo 🥺🥺

hsupdates1 I died 😵‍💫

lizzobeeating WHEN IS IT MY TURN 🫤🫤

harry_lambert ♥️♥️♥️

harrystyles thank you for coming! We love you aunties! 😘💓

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hsupdates1 PIPPA IN GEMMA’S STORY TODAY 01/02/2022

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harryfan1 they are celebrating him together 😭😭🤍🤍

harryfan2 😍😍😍😍

harryfan3 how is he the father of an almost two-month-old?! 🫢🫢

harryfan4 look at those tiny feet 🥺🥺🥺

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y/n.y/l/n Make a wish blow a candle ✨

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thegemmastyles happy birthday dad 🥳

mrsannetwist happy birthday sweet boy 🤩

glenne_azoff why does she look so big already?! 🥺😭😍

Scottysakamoto I love you my heart, thank you 🤍

pillowpersonpp happy birthday H!! 🎊

JasonSuds 🥳🎊

_basselin Grattis H!! 😘😘

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harrystyles Thank you for all the love and birthday wishes, definitely one for the books. All the love, H, Y/N & Pippa 🤍

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alessandro_michele 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

emmalouisecorrin happy birthday! 🎉

hsupdates1 🎉🎉

gucci ♥️♥️♥️

florencepugh damn you’re old 😳

harryseroda Congratulations Harry 🥳🎉

hs_mylove_2 have a great day dad H 😌

gemmachan 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

shaniatwain Best for this new year Harry 😘🥳

i.love.y/n.y/l/n Congratulations! 🎉🎉🎉

harry_lambert ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

stevienicks Happy birthday! 🎈🎂

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elladeannemurray Finally got to meet this lovely girl, my auntie heart feels so full 🥺💛

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annetwist ❤️❤️❤️

y/n.y/l/n I’m so happy the cousins finally met!!! 🤍🥰

gemmastyles ♥️♥️♥️

harrystyles we love you Ella!! 🤍

Taglist @adoredeanna @alienorknight @be-with-me-so-happily @beachwoodcaferryy @behindmygreyeyes @cherrylovesblog @clarawolf22 @dayxoxodreamer @dirtytissuebox @futuristicpalacegardenpsychic @goldenlouvr @groovychaosavenue @harrysficreblog @harryspirate @hoya122 @imaginesofdreams @i-got-the-cinema @infinitely-yellow @irelilien @itsgabbysblog @itsgigikay @jgoff717 @kathy522 @kaitieskidmore1 @last-saturday-night @michellekstyles @msolbesg @qualitygiantshoepsychic @shawnsblue @spicyscorpsag @sunshinemoonsposts @tinydeskwriter @tinydestinybear @tpwkstyles1d @voosa @watercolorskyy @wherethehellhaveyoubeenharry

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[avatar-anna]

Are you taking a requests? If so can I replace one with single dad h and y/n maybe a cute bonding moment between Harry and one of the girls and then y/n and the other girl then meet up for dinner together and then head home and watch movies together till the girls fall asleep?

not quite what you asked for but something a little different to change it up!

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yourinstagram: Vi is all smiles because dad let her have dessert before dinner

harrystylesfan4: BAHAHA HARRY'S A PUSHOVER LMAO

harrystylesfan6: can you blame him? look at that face🤏🏼🤏🏼🤏🏼

harrystylesfan2: she's so cute, but i feel like this is disrespectful to the styles family. like she should respect their privacy

harrystylesfan7: harry literally liked the post??

harrystylesfan1: i know ppl are always looking for reasons to hate on Y/n 🙄🙄

harrystyles: don't act like i'm the only one who can’t resist her charm

harrystylesfan4: so vianna runs the house basically

yourinstagram: pretty much 😂

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harrystyles, kaykaystyles, and 322,243 others liked this post

yourinstagram: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAYA!! lots of x’s and o’s to this absolute GODDESS of a human being. you are so strong and so beautiful and so intelligent, just like your mama. can’t wait to see you grow and live and love. xxx

annetwist: happy birthday darling❤️

gemmastyles: happy birthday kaya!!

harrystyles: happy birthday to my baby. kissies xx

harrystylesfan10: SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP😭😭😭

harrystylesfan3: they’re such a cute little family but still being respectful to h’s first wife🥹🥹

niallhoran: happy birthday kay kay!

onedirectionfan5: NARRY

harryfan6: niall really is THE uncle to all the one direction kids

kaykaystyles: thank you, Y/n. best photographer ever:))

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hsupdates

hsupdates: harry via instagram stories tonight!

harrystylesfan4: aww so cute!!!

harrystylesfan7: i love dadrry so much 🥹🥹

harrystylesfan11: i know i bet him and vianna and Y/n made it together 🥹

harrystylesfan8: oh to be harry's daughter *sigh*

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kaykaystyles

harrystyles, yourinstagram, and 98,374 others liked this post

kaykaystyles: kinda gross but cute i guess

yourinstagram: KAYA

kaykaystyles: what? it’s true!

harrystylesfan8: lmao she called them out😂😂

harrystylesfan1: they're so cute tho 🥺

harrystylesfan4: i know i'm happy to see him happy again!!

harrystyles: i thought we talked about not posting embarrassing pictures of us🤨🤨

harrystylesfan3: harry using emojis just doesn't seem right to me

kaykaystyles: doesn't seem right to me either tbh. he's too old for that

harrystylesfan7: LMAO KAYA GET HIM QUEEN 💅🏼💅🏼

harrystyles: violet is now my favorite

harrystylesfan5: poor harry😂

harrystylesfan2: poor kaya has to put up with all of that

kaykaystyles: if you can't take a joke just say that. tpwk💕

harrystylesfan10: YES KAYA HERE YOU GO QUEEN👑👑👑

harrystylesfan7: i want to be her so bad😭

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harrystyles

yourinstagram, kaykaystyles, and 1,348,898 others liked this post

harrystyles: my girlsss🥰🥰 it's not always been easy, but I am lucky to have each of you in my life xx. #internarionalwomensday

yourinstagram: why do you always try so hard to make me cry?? also why do my eyes look like that lmao

harrystyles: love youuu kissies☺️☺️

harrystyles: and you look beautiful by the way xx

harrystylesfan12: stooop they're so cute🥹🥹

harrystylesfan6: my parents😍😍

kaykaystyles: love you😚

harrystylesfan13: his girls🥺🥺

annetwist: three beautiful ladies❤️

harrystylesfan4: ANNE

harrystylesfan10: she's so sweet

harrystylesfan1: i'm so happy for all of them

#harry styles #harry styles blurb #harry styles x reader #harry styles imagine #harry styles fanfic #harry styles oneshot #harry styles fanfiction #harry styles x you #harry styles fluff #harry styles fake instagram #fake text #single dad!harry

[socialfakes]

your hand fits in mine- joe keery

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yourinstagram | your hand fits in mine like it’s made just for me ❤

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gatenm123 so cute, it’s gross 🤣

sadiesink_ had no idea you guys were dating

joekeeryfanpage is this joe? why won’t you two confirm your relationship

 | yourinstagram no. joe’s hands are waaaaay bigger than mine lol

 | josephquinn you’re not wrong y/n

nattyiceofficial by far the cutest pair of hands I’ve ever seen ❤️

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yourinstagram | it’s not fair that you’re this cute ❤🥺

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sadiesink_ it really isn’t but at least you’re lucky with him 😊

 | yourinstagram you’re very right. ily ❤️

therealcalebmclaughlin how are you guys not sick of each other yet? you’re never apart

 | yourinstagram we’re apart rn, caleb

 | nattyiceofficial the one time you two are apart & all he talks about it you 🙄

finnwolfhardofficial i still don’t know if you guys are dating or not

 | yourinstagram as far as i know, we’re not

 | finnwolfhardofficial the way you act around each other makes it hard to believe that

joekeerynews yeah he really is cute, isn’t he? ❤️

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yourinstagram | so proud of my best friend for his ultra-stellar performance in stranger things this season 😄

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therealcalebmclaughlin i thought i was your best friend. i’ve never been more hurt 💔

 | yourinstagram you are ❤️ i love youuuuuuuu

 | gatenm123 you just told me that i was your best friend

 | yourinstagram i can have more than 1 best friend ❤️

sadiesink_ my favorite cast member by far. so proud of this season and so happy to have you on set y/n ❤️

 | yourinstagram love you the most ❤️

maya_hawke such a joy to work with. you’re one lucky gal, y/n 😉

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yourinstagram | happy birthday buddy !!! missin you a whole lot today, bub ❤️

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maya_hawke happy birthday joe! and on another note, are you sure you’re not dating? 🤨

 | yourinstagram yes i am 100% sure 😊

 | maya_hawke mhm. suuuuuuuure 😉

gatenm123 happiest of birthdays to my bro. hope you have a wonderful day

joekeerynews any big plans for his big birthday?

 | yourinstagram not that I know of. haven’t seen him all day and don’t plan on it 👍🏻

davidarquette happy birthday joe. hope it’s a good one this year

 | yourinstagram hi i love you 😃

joekeeryfan01 omg that first picture is so cute. where’d you get it?

 | yourinstagram from some childhood memories 😃

 | joekeeryfan01 how far back do you guys go exactly?

 | yourinstagram sooooooo far back. toddler days probably 🤷🏻‍♀️

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yourinstagram | wow. watching you grow up over the last 6 years has been such a blessing. i got the opportunity to see you at all your different adolescent stages in life and i can honestly say that i’ve never been prouder of the man you’ve become today. happy 21st birthday @therealcalebmclaughlin i love you buddy ❤️❤️❤️ #tothemoonandback

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therealcalebmclaughlin thank you for this, honestly. having you around these past 6 years has truly been the blessing of a lifetime. love you ❤️

 | yourinstagram stop. you’re gonna make me cry ❤️

gatenm123 happy birthday man. glad that i have gotten the opportunity to grow up with you 😃

sadiesink_ happy birthday caleb. you’ll always be the lucas to my max & i am forever grateful for you 😊

 | therealcalebmclaughlin thank you mad max 😉

strangerthingsfan wow. he really has grown up quickly hasn’t he?

grandnicalynn ❤️❤️❤️

brettgelman happy birthday kiddo 😃

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yourinstagram | we tried so hard to keep this a secret as long as we could, but you guys figured it out easily. guess we’re not really good at keeping things on the down low 😂 anyways, so happy that I’ve spent the last 7 years getting to love my best friend and soulmate. joe, you are the best thing that’s ever happened to me and i know i tell you every day but i love you so much 🥰 happy anniversary love 😍 #ilovejoekeery

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maya_hawke I FREAKING KNEW IT!!! I FREAKING KNEW IT

therealcalebmclaughlin thank you for letting me in on this secret 😃

 | gatenm123 they told you and not me? how rude! 😂

 | yourinstagram to be fair, gaten, he walked into joe’s trailer and caught us making out 😜

joekeerynews love this. cutest couple in Hollywood ❤️

finnwolfhardofficial figured this out pretty easily, tbh. but i’m really glad you guys are together officially 😊

josephquinn you both lied to me whenever I asked about this. how did you do that so easily? 😂😂

 | yourinstagram we lied to everyone joseph. but it definitely wasn’t easy to do so 😪

 | josephquinn i couldn’t imagine it would be. really happy for you guys 😃

brettgelman so beautiful. glad you two kids found each other in this crazy world 😊

 | yourinstagram thank you brett. we love you ❤️

dkharbour wait, i thought you were dating the other joe 🤯🧐

#stranger things #joe keery #fake social media #instagram au

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

I've just realised that today is 20th may! THE LONG AWAITED DAY!

HAPPIEST BIRTHDAY TO OUR BELOVED GUESS MONSTER!!! TENDOU SATORI!!!❤️❤️❤️

Imagine y/n and whole shiratorizawa team make a suprise party for him aweee 😭😭😭💕💕💕💕

-Tendou anon

AHHHHH ITS OUR BBY'S BIRTHDAY!!! Happy Birthday you sweet sweet man!

"Everyone be quiet"- YN shouts as the team huddles in the dark

"Goshiki watch where your stepping!"- Shirabu

"It's not my fault Ushiwaka is taking up all the room"- Goshiki

"I am the biggest here"- Ushi 😐

"Shhh he's coming!"- Yn

Tendou enters the Gym and everyone shouts

🎉🎉SURPRISE 🎉🎉🎉

Tendou 👇🏻

"Oh my god you guys" 🥺🥺🥺 Tendou

"Happy Birthday Tendou!"- YN runs and hugs him

Semi comes up behind YN

"SEMI SEMI"- Tendou runs up to Jim, hugging him tight

"You know what- I'll let you have SEMI Semi just for today"- SEMI

"You know you love it!"- Tendou 😏

Semi 👉🏻🙄😒

"Happy Birthday Tendou"- Ushijima 🙂

Tendou 👉🏻👁💧👄💧👁 he's smiling-

"I'm way better at smiling see watch- 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY TENDOU' 😁😁😁😁"- Goshiki, always having to one up out favorite stoic birdie

"Thank you all so much"- Tendou, now crying

"Don't cry Tendou, it's your birthday"- Ushijima 😐

Please Tendou cries harder 😫🥰🥰

#my lovely bbys #live action headcannons 🤣 #tendou anon #happy birthday tendou

[riverstardis]

a life less lived:

zoe’s 40th birthday

jeff’s noticed the car following him

cal asking connie where he stands after their drink the other night and she’s like “in the car park. in my way.” lmao i can’t believe he ever thought he had a chance

a pre ollie harry collett!

charlie has jet lag? is he pulling a sickie?

cal asking connie if she’s thought about his cost cutting idea and surprise surprise it’s the exact same idea that ethan had🙄

connie trying to encourage zoe to take a four week pre approved “holiday”

this builder guy saying the site is “an accident waiting to happen” like unfortunately you are in a casualty episode so yes

“you’re in a good mood for someone who’s facing mate in 4” “mate in 4 huh? you left the queen didn’t you? i’m guessing knight to d3 takes bishop?” “maybe” lmaoo cal knows ethan too well

connie telling ethan about “cal’s” cost cutting proposal and saying it’s exactly the kind of thing she was looking for and suggesting they work together to flesh it out

“how did you do it? how did you steal my idea?” “what idea? mrs beauchamp never mentioned that you came to her with an idea” “i didn’t get the chance, but i will do now believe me” “but will she believe you? look, you’re too late bro. you’ve missed your chance, like you always do. oh, and, in life, as in chess, there’s one simple rule: always take the queen” cal’s face is looking veeryy punchable right now

lily telling ethan not to let cal get away with it and he’s like “he already has. mrs beauchamp will never believe me now” :(

ethan noticing a prison issue tattoo on a patient’s hand and the patient being like “that’s a funny thing for a doctor to know” interesting?

HELPP ash collecting zoe for something and she thinks it’s connie summoning her and she goes off yelling about how she’s turned tess and the rest of the staff into cruel backstabbing people and they’re all waiting in the staff room to wish her happy birthday and they hear everything😭😭😭

“ethan, what’s this about an MRI for mr durante?” “yes that’s nothing you need to concern yourself about” “well you’re obviously making up a diagnosis to get into mrs beauchamp’s good books” “which is better than stealing ideas to get into her pants, though” HAHAH GET HIMMM and louise is like 👀

they present connie with the fully written up proposal and she asks cal and about the specific savings figures and he doesn’t know he’s just like “loads” and ethan starts to tell her which paragraph the figures are in the proposal and she’s like “thank you, dr hardy, yes i have read it, but i seriously doubt whether your brother has” “i mean ethan’s the numbers man so—“ “and a workhorse, that’s what you called him, wasn’t it? just after you stole his idea?” “i don’t know what ethan has been telling you but—“ “dr hardy has said nothing. what i do care about is integrity. and that is something you will have to learn if you are to have a future in this department.” and she crosses cal’s name off the front of the proposal YESSSS

lily must’ve told her. or she figured it out herself idk

zoe resigning

ethan inviting lily out for a drink on him and cal’s like “we’ve got a game to finish” and ethan’s like “no, i think we’re done” and cal starts talking about how close they are to finishing the game and makes his move and ethan goes and lies his king down

“what are you doing?” “i am walking away. no more games. we are finished.”

max finding out from robyn that zoe’s quit and is leaving tonight :(

cal staring at the chess board and then pushing it off the table

zoe’s left connie a present in her desk drawer and it’s a pair of crocs to hide under her desk to give her feet a break from heels skskfkfk and connie just looks at them in disgust and throws them straight in the bin

i’m sorry but this whole goodbye for zoe is so funny because she’s literally back within like two months

awww max telling her he loves her before she goes🥺

aand that’s the end of series 28

#classic casualty #a life less lived #bbc casualty #casualty

[thesevenwondersofawitch]

I'm watching the movie Star Trek: First Contact

And oh boy, this is already off to an interesting start!

Geordi got new eyes? Cool!

I had to do a double take 'cause Beverly has lighter hair now

Looks good tho

Oh Captain, you're not wanted on the front lines. That's gotta hurt your feelings.

Ope he went to the front lines anyway

*Picard to himself during this scene* Pew Pew mothercluckers

Also, is Worf a Captain now?

I feel like I'm missing something

(I am only on episode 3 of ds9)

Oh Worf don't look too happy back on board the Enterprise

I love Riker 😂

Me: *humming* Back in time, gotta go back in time, gotta stop the Borg, and we won't get bored!

It's kinda concerning how Picard was so calm about following the Borg into the past

Then again, what do I know? It's really all just a bunch of-

(whoops, wrong fandom 😂)

Dog! I see a dog! IT'S BEHIND THAT DUDE!

That drunk guy is a vibe

The Phoenix? Why does that sound so familiar?🤔

Oh no! Explosions! I hope the dog is okay🥺

I'm sure it is. No one dare tell me if it wasn't because I'm going with it being good.

April 4th? That's my brother's birthday!

Oh dear, I'm guessing the first contact is when aliens made contact with Earth?

Oh, it was.

MONTANA (Ne-braskaaaaaa, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New yo- okay, I'm done now.) XD

Beverly looks gorgeous in 21st century clothing 😍

Data, you sure you can handle this?

Oh, right. I guess it's the perfect job for you since your bulletproof 😂

Data, to the woman seconds after she's done shooting at him: "Greetings."

Oh no, she fainted! O_o

I'm just saying, if I was her and I woke up in Beverly's arms, I'd faint again.

I don't have high hopes that the woman will remain unaware of her whereabouts, given the track record of the sick bay staff has of preventing people from seeing stuff they shouldn't

"Would you three like to be alone?" I love Deanna Troi with my whole heart 😍😂

If I looked up and saw Deanna looking down at me, I'd faint from her beauty, too.

At this point I'm basically like one of those fainting goats

Dude, you think you hear someone else in the duck ahead of you, Do! Not! Investigate!! I mean, come on! Have you never seen a horror movie? Or listened to stories from other Starfleet officers who encountered things cause they investigated?

Imagine being Lieutenant Porter who's climbing in the ducks and you turn a corner to see this in front of you

'Red Alert' whispers Q flirtatiously.

I'm getting off track, Q derailed my original train and so I had to get on a new one. Back to the movie!

Oh no, no, no, no, it's definitely the Borg

Lady you climb right back down that ladder unless you wanna join Porter in being a Borg

See? That's what happens when you ignore my warning.🙄

Uh oh, Picard's hearing voices. That's not a good sign. Even in the wizarding world.

*Beverly jumps as something bangs from the other side of the door*

Hell to the no, I'm good

The Borg are aboard the ship! Who woulda thunk it?

Annnd Beverly woke up the woman. Called it!

Oh my god, here I was thinking Beverly was about to shoot the woman or something and that's what's she swore she would never use, but it's just an EMH program!😂

Wait, I think that's the doctor from Voyager!

He offered a cream to the Borg😂

Okay, they really should have had the woman be between Beverly and the others, because if that had happened, then the lady wouldn't have been at the back and been able to veer off course! *Sighs*

Worf does not look happy. Like, at all.

I HEAR THE DOG AGAIN, YEAH BABY!

Wait, is Deanna drunk? 😂

Will, it's good you have decent reflexs, otherwise you would've gotten a bottle to the head for unplug the juke box 😂

Will is enjoying this sm, as am I 😂

"This is no time to argue about time. We don't have the time." *A few seconds later* "What was I saying?" The wise words of Deanna Troi.

She's definitely drunk😂

She's reallllly drunk!

Oh, that had to hurt her head

That is now my new favorite scene 😂

"Captain, I believe I am feeling anxiety." Me too, Data. Me too

Yeah, Worf, find the lady from the 21st century!

Looks like they've found the hive! I wanna give them a high five!

Ah, yes. The sure fire way to mess with the hive, rip out the wires from the wall!

NO! DATA! MY DUDE! NO

"Captain, please! Help." *Picard shoots him* rip dude, but I guess it was mercy

I don't know if I like this lady from the 21st century, she's kinda bugging me with how rude she is to Picard

Data with his head on that glowy thing is giving me sun baby from Teletubbies vibes

Oh, shit that's a creepy room to be in.

Oof, that's quite a scene showing the drill in Data's head.

That drunk doctor dude looks like he's wearing a crown

Deanna is looking considerably more sober now

The energy that Will, Geordi and Deanna have as they try to convince drunk guy Doctor Z to do his space trip is contagious, and I'm grinning just watching it😂

Ah, back to Data! And I can't watch cause of the strobe lights 🙄 it's fine.

As soon as Picard opened the thingy to show the lady Earth I got a bit of vertigo eek

"Maximum setting. If you'd have fired this, you would've vaporized me."

"It's my first ray gun." Whata mood.

When he touched the force field, I jumped with Lily😂

"Are you ready?" The Borg queen sounds like she's about to start singing the song Man, I Feel Like A Woman

Hold up, is that-? It is! IT'S THE VAMPIRE MOM FROM THE LITTLE VAMPIRE!

No bitch, you did not just reactivate Data's emotional chip just to hurt him? If you did, I'm gonna knock that head of yours off

Oh, um, nevermind, it's seems to be going a very different direction than I thought it would.

I'm getting vibes from them🫣

"Borg. Sounds swedish." Lily, you're starting to grow on me😂

"Definitely not swedish." I mean, some of the Borg may be swedish

Oh shit, the Borg are in a restaurant?! Shit!

Oh, it's the holodeck

Okay, that's very clever!

Damn, rip Ensign Lynch

Hold up, is that Reg who just tried to talk to Dr. Z? (55:50 mark)

IT IS!

Are none of people getting that Dr. Z is not exactly thrilled that everyone is saying how much of a hero he is? It's kinda daunting to hear that about yourself, when you haven't even done the thing that makes you famous yet

Lily saying "watch your caboose, Dix" sounds so funny 😂

Yeah, Data! Break free!

Oh no, he got cut!🥺

Aw, he hasn't been with anyone since Tasha died🥺

Oh God, The Borg Queen is seducing him

No Data, don't do it

*sighs* he kissed her back🙄

They would make quite a couple, I suppose.

If you know, you were ok with them wiping out humanity and stuff

Me: *pauses movie for a hot chocolate break*

Okay *resumes movie*

I love how Riker just zaps Dr Z to get him t ostop running 😂

Riker to Geordi "You told him about the statue." 😂

For a second I thought the Borg that floated away (Hawk had shot it) was one of the spacesuit Starfleet people and I panicked

Oh shit, Worf's suit got cut!

Some say Hawk is still floating through space

Picard is flying! Fun

That scene of the steam is exactly what it looks like when I put my face above my humidifier 😂

Oh, Hawk's back

And he's gone again

Rip dude

"Assimilate this." *Blows up disk* Good job Worf!

I love how Riker is joining Dr. Z on the mission 😂

And how happy he is describing what can be seen of the moon from earth in his time😂

And how he quotes Dr. Z to Dr. Z😂

Picard doesn't want to lose the ship to the Borg

Is it because he lost a part of himself to the Borg? 🤔

Lily is not gonna stand for his bullshit

Oof, he's telling her about being assimilated

Idk about you Picard, but Revenge definitely happens in your century 😂

*smashes glass case with mini ships in it* feel better?

I... Guess not.

Does anyone have a Snickers?

I love how Lily never actually read Moby Dick, I can relate 😂

They're evacuating!!

Worf is the bravest man Picard's ever known 🤔 huh

Oh shit, it's Data o_O

Dr. Z forgot something?

Troi's voice is so relaxing 😌

Oh gosh 😂

Poor Troi, she was not expecting rock music to blare in the headset 😂

This guy is giving me Tony Stark vibes and I love it😂

Him telling Will and Geordi to if ignore the red light sounds my like my dad when a light goes on the dashboard of the car😂

The Borg Queen was just looking for the perfect partner, to go on assimilating beings and exploring the galaxy

Uh oh, Picard your plan failed!

Riker and Geordi are gonna have quite the story to pass on after this😂

YES! GO DATA!

RIP Borg Queen and Borg

I hope Data is okay in that fog

Picard ripped that spine right in half 😌

Data's okay! Yeah!

And first contact has been made!

Why does the alien look like a fancy Jedi?😂

Lily and Dr. Z held hands!

VULCANS!!

The Vulcans are drinking and listening to rock music with the humans, sounds like quite an interesting night 😂

It was a good movie! And on a 0/10 scale, I give it a 9

✨Live long and prosper!✨

#TheSevenWondersOfAWitch watches #star trek first contact #star trek next generation #geordi la forge #beverly crusher #dr beverly crusher #captain jean luc picard #jean luc picard #lieutenant worf #commander william riker #will riker #william riker #star trek data #data #deanna troi #the borg #star trek emh #data x borg queen #zefram cochrane #star trek #star trek next gen #will x deanna #levar burton #gates mcfadden #patrick stewart #michael dorn #jonathan frakes #brent smith #marina sirtis #thesevenwondersofawitch

[delcakoo]

thank you, you are supper sweet :(( <333 BUT IT’S SO EMBARRASSING THAT I FORGOT THE EMOJI ADJSKDNK. I don’t mind though, because it was for a good cause. Look at me gaslighting the embarrassment away. Anyways,,,, you’re welcome! I’m more than happy to help you out if you need! And I will keep your offer in mind as well!!

I gurgled at birth month, I can’t even consider whatever that was to be a real laugh. but my gosh you’re soooo lucky!!! it’s pretty much their birthday gift to you atp. if they drop another crimuh song know it’s for you because I said so. I’m wholeheartedly supporting ema’s delulu agenda 🥺🫰 SKDKSK. but I’m so ready to stream this album, I’ve haven’t been excited to stream since Dynamite and Butter, which is…yeah. WE COULD BE EXCITED TOGETHER!!!!

I THOUGHT SIGNED ALBUMS WERE A K-MOA THING 🧍or well only available to fans that reside in South Korea. I’m guessing I’m soooo wrong and my lack of trust in technology is IMMENSE😭 but I kindly beg of you to share the details on the your group order. its hard to get by signed albums (?). I haven’t bought an album in two years so I’m not to sure anymore BAHHAH. though I believe G.Os can help ease the process of getting a signed album, no???? PLEASE I dunno how G.Os work but I’ve been considering it. I just hope all goes well with your order and you receive exactly what you’re asking for!!!

id recommend watching the first avatar movie before atwow for a lil refresher but it’s not necessary. a small tip keep tissues in hand, it’s supper emotional and touchinggggg. that being said I can’t say anything about the txt and enha pandora au without spoiling it so it’ll have to wait 😗 🫶.

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LMAOOO STOP GURGLED 😭😭 YES ITS LITERALLY THEIR BDAY GIFT TO ME 😇😇😇 thank u for supporting me teddy ur a real one 🙏❤️ LETS BE EXCITED TOGETHER AND STREAM WOOOOOO !!!

THANK YOUU YES its on the official txt site!! they posted ab it on their insta story or u can just search txt the name signed album and the site comes up but it’s available to stupid america only 🙄 HOWEVER my friend has a mailbox in the usa so she decided to just buy the signed album for me ahaishk im so excited AND yes gos make the shipping less expensive and stuff!! i joined a weverse group order so i could get the weverse pob too and hopefully a different version since ONLY THE LIGHT GREEN SIGNED VER WAS AVAILABLE 😭 TEDDY IF U WANNA GET ONE HURRY BEFORE THEY SELL OUT

aa YES I NEED TO REWATXH THE FIRST I WILL this week!! 🙏🙏

#delcakoo #🧸 anon

[iero]

Don’t hate me! Don’t hate me! Don’t let me drown! 

#badflower #josh katz #family #this is how the world ends #my edit #death mention // #Sorry. This is my second Badflower gifset about the same song. Do you still think I'm hot? #Maggie in the back on the last gif... I'm... 🥺❤️ #Josh is alright I guess... 🙄😒 #Happy birthday to him though! #31. Wow. He doesn't even look it.

[daydreamingleclerc]

instagram files | a year in the life

are we calling this my hiatus comeback? idk but i’m back i guess

this is different but kinda fun i think! i saw someone do it under the tom holland tag AGES ago but i can’t remember who they were so this is not an original idea on my behalf 💓💞💕💗 if you liked it please let me know and i will do more because tumblr has a ten image limit and these let me live out a fantasy ❤️

*pictures are NOT mine. credit to the original owners. all photos were found on pinterest/google images and instagram. i do not own any of this content.

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[charlottemount]

WITH YOU — Ben Chilwell (part. 03)

summary: y/n and Ben Chilwell as a newlywed couple 🤍

warning ⚠️ English is not my first language, this is a imagines

• part 01 ; part 02

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y/nchilwell00 go training with daddy Ben #daddyson

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y/nchilwell00 @sasha__rebecca and he’s like a copy and paste of Ben 🙄

sanchooo10 Step by step to be a Ben Chilwell Jr. 🤣

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jackgrealish Uncle Jack had a present for you

benjamin.chilly HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEN JR

chilly___211 happy birthday to you 🥳

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y/nchilwell00 last night he told me he’s gonna cosplay like a fairy.. i thought he just joking around but this happen 🤣 on our 3 years old son birthday. I wonder if he fine or not, but i love him anyway so haha

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masonmount 😂😂😂😂😂😂 His face

y/bff/username Is he a footbal player or a comedian? no i can’t stop laughing 😂

y/nchilwell00 i guess just combined those two then there is my husband

jackgrealish Did you gave him his med before let him go to your son birthday party @y/nchilwell 😂😂

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benchilwell See you 🔜

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chilwell_fan GOODLUCK

y/nchilwell00 go and do your things 🤪

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benchilwell Hope you guys enjoyed that as much as us

y/nchilwell00 Benny ask for daddy to come home

benchilwell Oh hope i can fly home to you two in tonight

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y/nchilwell00 his face started to light up everytime i mention Benny… i felt like i’m the 3rd person in this love story 😂 just kidding! his face always light up like this, he always made my day better

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benchilwell Because you are my life, i can’t imagines what i am now if i didn’t have a chance to met and have kid with you

y/nchilwell00 that’s sweet 🥺

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benchilwell Today is Benny first day to kindergarten, i’m a bit nervous and can't believe that just few years ago i still have Benny in my arms but today he started walk and talk

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y/nchilwell00 Chilly im gonna cry 😭 im going to miss really bad

laurenfryer_ He’ll be my daughter boyfriend 😂

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y/nchilwell00 Benny told me that his girlfriend is in love with daddy Ben, and he felt really upset bout that

benchilwell But daddy Ben is mommy y/n husband

laurenfryer_ First day to school and already has a girlfriend

y/nchilwell00 he’s exactly like his daddy

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I read your reqs are open sooo maybe some fluffy headcanons of Kapkan with s/o? like I wanna hug and cuddle him so baddd 🥺 I feel like he'd be nice to hold on to while you sleep (｡・//ε//・｡)

Anon!!! I absolutely agree with you, I wish I could hold Kapkan too ✋😭 Anyways, I hope you enjoy! I’m always happy to write fluff :D

Fluffy Kapkan & GN! S/O Hcs

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Kapkan is… not there when it comes to pda, he actually gets uncharacteristically shy when you try to even hold his hand in public. Although you can’t see it, his face is completely pink under his mask. The poor boy will try shaking your hand off him and start frantically whispering little pleads to let go. (Give him a little while, I promise he’ll start warming up to it. Very slowly that is 😭) It doesn’t matter who hes around, Kap feels most comfortable with privacy.

When you’re alone together this man is the complete opposite. He’ll constantly be holding onto you and or drowning you in some kind of affection. Kapkan will never admit it, but he is quite snuggly. As a matter of fact, you may never get a moment alone on the couch or bed. Maxim will be right there beside you the instant you sit down.

As I said in a post before, he loves leaving his beloved little gifts. Ask him how he knows you liked something and he’ll toss you a smug little look yet shrug at the same time, “a lucky guess”. (Yeah okay Kapkan-) Compliment him and his little gifts and the man will melt 😌

Besides being the #1 at picking birthday gifts, Kap pays very close attention to your expressions/reactions every time he tries something new with affection. I meant it when I said he’s set on learning everything about you <3 If he manages to find something that makes you absolutely crumble? Oh well get used to him using it to his advantage whenever he needs to cheer you up.

Kapkan, as I said, is very snuggly. His favourite way to snuggle with you has to be holding your waist from behind. If you’re laying down in bed, expect to feel his hands snake around your waist and squish you against his chest. He’ll promptly nuzzle his face into your shoulder or neck until he eventually falls asleep. If you’re watching something on your phone or reading something, Kapkan will silently watch over your shoulder 🙄

Of course, Maxim won’t hesitate to pull you into his lap if he’s sitting down either, whispering little compliments to you as he does. Whenever you’re feeling sleepy just use him as your mattress, he’s soft and warm, perfect for naps. I promise you Kap won’t mind at all and actually encourages it, I feel like he’d treat you how people look at cats when they’re sleeping, considers you the most precious thing on earth and holds you as tight as he can.

#r6s hcs #r6s spetsnaz #rainbow 6 siege #r6s #r6s kapkan #r6s kapkan x gn!reader

[hacked-by-jake]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BLOG! 🥳🥂

The first anniversary celebration!

(11th July 2020 - 2021)

Today is the day! The day I’ve been waiting for the last few days so excited! *-*

The birthday of my blog and thus somehow also of me!

The day of means that I am on Tumblr for exactly one year now! AHHHHHHHHHH!!

I can’t believe it.

1 year

52 weeks

365 days

8760 hours

525600 minutes

31536000 seconds

When I first started writing a 'thank you', it was still almost two months to this day. And I think I’ve started over 8 times now, so if you can read this, I’ve finally decided. Or I was running out of time.

Well, I could start somewhere and start talking emotional stuff (I’ll probably do that anyway)

But now we come to some facts first:

34 Fanfictions (That’s about 75 thousand words!)

13 Prompt list based fanfictions

16 Headcanons

60 Ask Game short stories

70 (?) Imagine Game stories

I have:

3 Masterlists

1.467 Posts

147 Drafts (xD)

AND 900 FOLLOWER 🤯(And of course a huge thank you for that!🥺🥳❤️) (The next milestone has been reached ahhhhh🥳)

BOOM! WOAHH! AHHHHHH *still crying*

However, I can hardly believe it, in some moments I really doubt that I have been here for a whole year. In other moments I feel like I’ve been here all my life (now I can’t believe it’s actually been a year) This is supposed to mean that I was allowed to spend the best times of my life here on Tumblr.💕

I am grateful for every single second! For every single one!

I have met so many great people this year!

So many incredibly warm people.

So many incredibly creative people.

So many incredibly amazing writers.

So many incredibly amazing artists.

So many incredibly funny people with great memes, slanders, videos, drawings.

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

So many beautiful people in one place who only know each other via the Internet, maybe not even personally. Maybe we never had contact but I see each of you. I remember each and every one of you and I appreciate every one of you!

Here on tumblr I found really great friends, such wonderful, loving, funny, nice and supportive people.

It’s just hard to believe.

I am so incredibly grateful to each and every one of you!

I am so grateful for each of your feedbacks, for your insane support, for your great comments, for every single request, for every thought, for every single message. For your compliments and your kind words, for your interest, for everything.❤️🥰

I am so honored when you just randomly send me your thoughts, whether it is about Duskwood or not. It’s so fascinating for me, no matter what message or submission, when I see that someone sent me something (anonymous or not)

The thought of someone reading, hearing, thinking, noticing something and then thinking that the person wants to share this with me is really just an honor for me. There is almost nothing more beautiful than interacting with you.🤭💕

I honestly don’t know exactly what I want to say because I don’t really want to give so much emotional nonesense of myself, but I would also like to say terribly many crying words. I’m just incredibly happy that I decided to / dared to write my first story and post it.

I really like being here on Tumblr and especially in the fandom. It’s just nice that so many people are interested in the same game and that we could make such a great community out of it. (At this point of course also a thank you to Everbyte for this wonderful game and of course thank you for creating Jake (xD))🎭💻

I had such a great time here that year, such funny moments, such funny conversations and situations. I feel a little special to be able to participate in it, hehe (I didn’t think I would feel so emotional about it xD)🙄😂

(I’m afraid I’m talking too much stuff right now) (I do..) xD

Well, I guess a year ago I just didn’t expect something like this to happen. I didn’t expect to meet such great people that I actually write so many stories that I post memes. Above all, I never expected that there will be memes about me / for me (that such talented people do it)😍

That I will never see fanarts based on my stories, that I could inspire people to write and post. That I will get aesthetics based on my stories, that I would get my personal Duskwood wallpaper. I never thought that I would get this 'reach / follower number.' That I will get such a feedback. That I will get so many requests, that I will be surrounded by such great people. Especially not that I fight over toothpaste and water and waffles or pancakes! xD🤭❤️😂

Maybe for some of you this sounds overdramatic or exaggerated (for myself, a little bit too xD) but it is the truth and all of this is just a refuge from reality and simply a place that is not connected with stress or negativity. <3

(I’m thinking all the time if I should come to the conclusion, but then something important still come to my mind xD)

>Okay, I’ll be brief now (I’ll probably repeat myself, but I don’t care)

Just the most important thing (again):

Thanks to all of you! Thanks for all the support! Thanks for your feedback! I never thought that so many people would follow me and that I am still here after a whole year. Thank you for every single submission, for every single ask, for every single message and for every single request.❤️

Thank you for the great time with you. And above all, thank you for being here. I appreciate every one of you.🥺❤️

So much love to every one of you! Feel tight hugged you all!❤️

I hope you have a wonderful day. Stay healthy and safe! Take care of yourself! Love!🎭🌹❤️

Thank you, detectives! And happy birthday!🥳

On the next year / years! 🥂🥳❤️

Cows to the power!💪🏻🐄

#duskwood #duskwood fandom #duskwood blog birthday #blog celebration #First blog birthday #happy birthday #celebration #milestone #THANK YOU ALL #you're all wonderful #SO MUCH LOVE #SO MANY HUGS #personal #hbj talks

[sinfulwrites]

HeLLO, hope you're having a wonderful day/night! 🫂 (little reminder to drink water) I have come to bring you some soft hc of PeePaw Myers

Peepaw 100% spreads his growing beard in your cheek, hugging you from behind so you cannot scape his teddy hug.

He takes your phone away if he finds you at big hours of the night still online

Mx. You need your 8 hours of sleep

Has a glass of water on his bedside table, he sometimes forgets he has it there and would accumulate them if you don't help him out 😔

He gradually gain his trust to talk only because of you, even if now its still rare to hear him, he would actually let you know his voice and —even if he is not as fluent as he once was— would try to communicate with you once in a while.

Would try to make you dinner and fail, but please eat it like it is good, it took him 5 hours and is probably almost set his fingers on fire by accident

(And a little RZ!Myers HC is that he would get pretty emotional if you tried to make him something for his birthday or just celebrate it. Would be more soft than most days, expect him to hold you close and hide his face in your stomach or chest) (If you were to pet his hair, he would get closer enough to lay partially in your touch)

-🦭

Hi there! 😁

I always love Peepaw headcanons 😭

Oh he absolutely rubs his beard against you. I personally love that feeling of stubble so I wouldn't mind if he scraped it against me 😍 You better be comfortable, because he's not letting go for a while. When he's comfortable with you, he'll bring you into his sister's room and just hold you close from behind as he stares out the window. He's not a needy lover, but every now and then, he likes attention. Just letting him hold you would keep him satisfied. Oh, but if you hold his hands? Stroke his arms? Kiss his cheek? He's got heart eyes.

It is 3 am, why are you up?

He'll come home late one night, fully expecting you to be asleep right now, only to walk into your shared room and see you on your phone. You don't even see him sneak up to you because the lights are off, he scares the soul out of you by snatching your phone out of nowhere.

He makes your soul ascend but expects you to go to sleep like nothing happened 🙄

Oh my god. He has a problem, he will build up 10 glasses on his night stand at a time if you don't intervene 😫

You've tried offering him a reusable bottle, but he doesn't want the bottle. He just wants a glass of water. And keeps forgetting to clean them up 😒

Hearing him speak is definitely proof that he trusts you. You bring up a good point, he'd honestly not be very fluid in speaking anymore, he hasn't used his vocal cords in... Well, your guess is as good as his. But he likes to communicate with you, even if he's got a limited string of words now. He wouldn't be shy to admit it to you either. "I just don't have to words to explain how I feel."

If you offer to teach him how to speak, he may take you up on it. But it would be a delicate subject with him, even if he doesn't let you see the full extent of his vulnerability here. It's embarrassing to him, be gentle about the subject.

Oh, Peepaw. 😭 He can't cook, he knows he can't cook. Won't deny it. But he tries anyway, because he wants to do something for you. You always cook, he wanted to take the responsibility this time. He tried to copy what you do, but you make it look easier than it is. You both will swallow it down, and you both know it's terrible. He knows you're lying when you say it tastes good, but it makes him happy to know you cared about his feelings.

He would also accept cooking lessons

Aw, RZ Michael would be so emotional if you made something for him on his birthday. 🥺 He almost wouldn't believe it at first 💔

"You made this for me?"

"Yes, Michael, I made it for you! Happy birthday!"

"... I can eat it?"

"Yes, it's your birthday cake, Michael!"

No one's every given him anything for his birthday in years. 🥺💔 He just needs to be held for a while.

Please stroke his hair. Stroke his hair, massage his scalp for him, he's yours for the rest of the day. If you will, he'll lay in your arms all day long if you keep giving him attention 😭

#asks #🦭anon #happy to see you again Seal #we love Michael headcanons in this house #any time is a good time for Michael headcanons

[softzhongli]

summary: a closer look at the most exclusive group chat in all teyvat. we have two oblivious idiots in love, two horny bastards afraid of their feelings, a grumpy cat and his sunshine boyfriend and one very single and tired girl... among many many others warnings: swearing, probably some angst info: crack fic, multi-chaptered, social media au, not much difference they just have phones lmao pairings: childe x kaeya // xiao x venti // zhongli x diluc + lumine and other characters requests: open posted: 18/02/2022 a/n: me? making lumine’s birthday today just because it’s my birthday? more likely than you think lmao 😂 this is the most self indulgent chapter i’ll ever post but it’s my birthday so you can’t be mad at me ☠️😇 sorry it’s the rules 🤷🏻‍♀️

PREV II MASTERLIST II NEXT

CHAT: R.I.P. KAEYA ☠️ ⮡  members: lumine / diluc / xiao / venti / childe / kaeya / zhongli / thoma (+albedo yet again lmao)

lumine: dear santa

lumine: for this birthday i’d like a girlfriend/boyfriend

lumine: or both? both’s good too

lumine: I’m not picky

lumine: 😇 😇 😇

kaeya: i think you have the wrong guy lol

kaeya: but...

kaeya: 😏

lumine: KAEYA! NO!

kaeya added albedo to the group

kaeya: 😇

lumine: omg

albedo: well this one time i’m glad i was added here

albedo: happy birthday @lumine

lumine: aww ohmygod

lumine: iloveyou @albedo thank you so much!

albedo: you’re welcome

albedo left the group.

lumine: omg i’m serious, i love him asdfghjkl

kaeya: that was my birthday gift for you

kaeya: you’re welcome and happy birthday!

lumine: thanks lol

kaeya: where’s my ‘i love you’ ?????

lumine: lost in the mail? idk 🤷🏼‍♀️

venti: WOHOO!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BESTIEEE!!!! 🖤🖤🖤

lumine: wohoo! thank you, bestie!!! 🖤

lumine: still waiting for that bf/gf tho

diluc: happy birthday @lumine

zhongli: yes, happiest of birthdays @lumine, i hope you’re having a wonderful day. you earned it. we should definitely celebrate, next time you’re in liyue :)

lumine: @zhongli don’t make me cry challenge 😭🖤

lumine: @diluc 🖤

xiao: happy birthday.

lumine: you guysss! 

lumine: aw, i love you!

kaeya: gross

lumine: shut up and let me love you 

childe: have a sexy birthday @lumine 😏

lumine: CHILDE asdfghjkl

lumine: come here and make it sexy *wink wink*

kaeya: 😑

lumine: @kaeya it’s my birthday go be jealous somewhere else

childe: @lumine 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

lumine: so... who’s coming to mondstadt to drink to celebrate *me*?

kaeya: weren’t you supposed to be in inazuma?

venti: ME!!!

lumine: yeah, but long story short my trip got delayed and i’m going tomorrow

lumine: @diluc drinks for free for the birthday girl?

diluc: ...

lumine: 🥺

diluc: fine, let’s say it’s a birthday gift

lumine: you’re the best! 🖤

venti: nice!

diluc: @venti you’re still paying

venti: idk what that word means

diluc: of course you don’t

venti: 😇

lumine: @kaeya you back from liyue?

childe: we’re both back

lumine: pls tell me you’re gonna come and drink with us

lumine: i need drunk chaeya

childe: definitely!

lumine: 🖤

lumine: @diluc wbu?

diluc: i don’t drink

lumine: i know 🙄

lumine: but you still can hang out with us

diluc: 😕

lumine: DILUC!

diluc: okay, okay 🙄

thoma: @lumine happy birthday bby 🥵😏

lumine: omgg, thansk sexxy 🔥

thoma: i guess the party’s in full swing huh?

lumine: we’re playing truth or daer

lumine: diluc’s mad at me cuzz i dared chaeya to give me a lap dance

childe: @lumine STOP SEXTING AND PAY ATTENTION TO MY SEXY ASS

lumine: YOU’RE ASS IS FLAT

lumine: KAEYA HAS BEETRT ASS THAN YOU

kaeya: yeah, i do 🥵

childe: THE DISRESPECTTTT ☠️

kaeya: stop lying, you love mu ass 

childe: yeah, i fucing do 🔥🔥🔥

kaeya: 😘

childe: 🖤

kaeya: 🖤

lumine: I’M SO SINGLEEEE ☠️😭

diluc: this was a huge mistake...

zhongli: haha @diluc how are you holding up?

diluc: much better now :)

zhongli: :)

zhongli: i should visit you soon

diluc: yeah, you should :)

lumine: even dadds r flrting now

lumine: THOMA WERE ARE YOU????

lumine: BE SNGLE WITH MEEE

thoma: i regret not being there right now, i wanna see you drunk 

lumine: lol mean

venti: WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME WE’RE TALKING HERE NOW???? I’VE BEEONTALKING TO NOBODY FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES NOW 

venti: asdfghjkl

kaeya: lmaoooo

lumine: @venti we have too wrk on operationn chaeya while thy stlll drunk

venti: omg yessss

childe: me2!

kaeya: ur a part of chaeya @childe u cant work w them

childe: but i ship them

diluc: i think i have a headache

zhongli: it’s a shame i’m too far away to help

diluc: honestly, i’m feeling better just talking to you

zhongli: you flatter me, diluc

diluc: :)

lumine: # chaeya n zhonglic confrmed

#genshin impact #childe x kaeya #xiao x venti #zhongli x diluc #genshin fanfic #zhongluc #chaeya #xiaoven #kinga writes #groupchat.doc