#hardison: give me your ponytail—blow it up right here‚ right now. see how you like it.

[aj-lenoire]

nate: hardison get in the car!

hardison: no!! you killed lucille!

nate: HARDISON FORD YOU GET IN THIS CAR RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP ME—

#eliot‚ slamming the steering wheel: GET IN THE CAR #hardison: man‚ shut up! why don’t we blow up one of YOUR prized possessions and see how you take it? huh? #eliot‚ leaning across nate to yell at hardison: GET IN THE DAMN CAR OR I’M DRIVIN’ OFF WITHOUT YOU #hardison: give me your ponytail—blow it up right here‚ right now. see how you like it. #eliot: that’s it—I’M GONNA LEAVE HIM #nate: eliot you are not driving off without him—hardison PLEASE just get in #hardison: no! you ignored us! #nate‚ leaning out of the passenger side window: HARDISON GET IN THE CAR #hardison: NOT UNTIL YOU APOLOGISE #nate: GET IN THE GODDAMN CAR—DON’T MAKE ME CALL YOUR MOTHER #hardison‚ getting into the car: kiss my ass >:( #this episode is hilarious #honestly hardison was the MVP here #(which is twice as funny to say considering eliot was LITERALLY an mvp this episode) #he was just excellent all the way down‚ bravo #i’m still losing my shit over the japanese commercial—AND THAT ELIOT WAS SO DELIGHTED BY IT #also eliot is a damn slick driver??? #leverage #2.14 the three strikes job #alec hardison #nate ford #aj watches #aj watches leverage #found family