#hardlymatters incorrect quotes

[starlight-in-my-eyes]

Alec: I need some space

Magnus:

Magnus: are you breaking up with me?

Alec: No. all the cupboards are filled with your clothes there's somewhere I need to keep my 2 sweaters

#magnus bane #alec lightwood #malec #tmi #the mortal instruments #tda #the dark artifices #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #tsc incorrect quotes #hardlymatters incorrect quotes

[starlight-in-my-eyes]

Julian: Emma-

Emma: yeah love

Julian: Emma I want to use the restroom-

Emma: so....go?

Julian: what if the ghost watches me peeing?

Emma:

Julian:

The mysetrious ghost:

#julian blackthorn #emma carstairs #jemma #blackstairs #sobh #secrets of blackthorn hall #the shadowhunter chronicles #tsc #twp #the wicked powers #incorrect quotes #hardlymatters incorrect quotes

[starlight-in-my-eyes]

Emma: you sure its a good idea to bring the kids here....in this wrecked place?

Julian: oh come on we'll need help growing all that wheat

Emma:.....

Julian *sobbing*: I miss them

#secrets of blackthorn hall #sobh #emma carstairs #julian blackthorn #twp #the shadowhunter chronicles #tsc #the wicked powers #tsc incorrect quotes #hardlymatters incorrect quotes #dru blackthorn #tavvy blackthorn

[starlight-in-my-eyes]

"one in 4 people is gay*

Alastair: *looks at the merry thieves*

Alastair: I hope its Thomas

Alastair: Thomas is cute

#alastair carstairs #thomas lightwood #thomastair #tlh #the last hours #chain of gold #chain of iron #chain of thorns #cog2 #coi #cot #cog #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #hardlymatters incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #tsc incorrect quotes

[starlight-in-my-eyes]

Kit: So, naturally I moved to another country. What would you have done?

Baby Mina: *wailing noises*

Kit: *tears up* yeah, I do that too

#kit herondale #mina carstairs #twp #the wicked powers #tda #the dark artifices #qoaad #queen of air and darknes #ty blackthorn #incorrect quotes #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #hardlymatters incorrect quotes

[starlight-in-my-eyes]

Alec: *is about to sneeze*

Magnus: *appears out of bath*

Alec: *stares*

Magnus: weren't you about to sneeze?

Alec: I have been blessed

#Magnus bane #alec lightwood #malec #tmi #the mortal instruments #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #tsc incorrect quotes #hardlymatters incorrect quotes

[starlight-in-my-eyes]

Lucie: I am a women of many talents

Lucie: you can see I am a good necromancer-

Jesse: I think I'm in love

Lucie: and a good reverse necromancer too

Jesse: what's reverse necromancy?

Lucie: murder

Jesse: I am definitely in love

#lucie herondale #jesse blackthorn #jucie #blackdale #tlh #the last hours #tw murder mention #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #tsc incorrect quotes #hardlymatters incorrect quotes

[starlight-in-my-eyes]

Kit: Mama didnt raise a quitter. My mama didnt raise me at all.

#kit herondale #sobh #secrets of blackthorn hall #twp #the wicked powers #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #tda #the dark artifices #tsc incorrect quotes #hardlymatters incorrect quotes

[starlight-in-my-eyes]

Kit: Let me get one thing straight. I did not just leave because of you. I also left because-

Ty: I cant understand it straight. Explain it to me gay.

#kit herondale #ty blackthorn #kit x ty #ty x kit #tda #the dark artifices #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #twp #the wicked powers #tsc incorrect quotes #hardlymatters incorrect quotes #sobh #secrets of blackthorn hall

[starlight-in-my-eyes]

Mark: And what do we do when we feel anxious?

Julian: Draw!

Emma: Train or run

Tavvy: eat sugar :D

Dru: write notes from dead people and leave them in different places and laugh at grown ups having anxiety attacks

#mark blackthorn #julian blackthorn #emma carstairs #tavvy blackthorn #dru blackthorn #tda #the dark artifices #drusilla blackthorn #twp #the wicked powers #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #hardlymatters incorrect quotes #tsc incorrect quotes

[starlight-in-my-eyes]

Kaz: Wylan and Jesper you both are teamed up for this one mission-

Nina: calm down Jesper, you've done worse missions

Jesper: What!? No, I'm not scared

Nina: but your increased heart rate says something else Jesper

Kaz *smirking*: Oh Jesper isn't scared about the mission Nina dear

#kaz brekker #nina zenik #wylan van eck #wylan van sunshine #wesper #soc #six of crows #ck #crooked kingdom #soc incorrect quotes #hardlymatters incorrect quotes

[starlight-in-my-eyes]

Kit: Hi Livvy! Long time time no see

Livvy: well...it seems like..

Kit: dont-

Livvy: I was ghosting you

#has this been done before? #the shadowhunter chronicles #tsc #twp #the wicked powers #tsc incorrect quotes #sobh #secrets of blackthorn hall #kit herondale #livvy blackthorn #hardlymatters incorrect quotes

[starlight-in-my-eyes]

Nobody:

Benedict Lightwood: hey dilf (demon I'd like to f*ck)

#tw cursing #benedict lightwood #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #tid #the infernal devices #tsc incorrect quotes #hardlymatters incorrect quotes

[starlight-in-my-eyes]

Nobody:

Zoya: I'm beginning to think that being the perfect bride for Nikolai is wayy easier than finding one

#zoya nazyalensky #nikolai lantsov #nd #??? wtf lmao #nd sounds soo dumb #nikolai duology #king of scars #hardlymatters incorrect quotes

[starlight-in-my-eyes]

Ash: Look, I have no interest in ruling a kingdom or whatever. You are a descendent of the first heir you can have the throne of faerie

Kit: Bro but I dont wanna rule either

Ash: Stop being modest. I really dont care you can be the king

Kit: I honestly dont wanna be a king.

Kit: Here I have an idea. Let's hand it over to Kieran

Ash: Cool!

#ash morgenstern #kit herondale #kieran kingson #kieran hunter #twp #the wicked powers #the wicked lady #the shadowhunter chronicles #tsc incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #hardlymatters incorrect quotes #ash x kit #kit x ash

[starlight-in-my-eyes]

Kit in LoS: I am not a shadowhunter! I dont wanna be a shadowhunter wtf I'm gonna run away!

Kit in twp (prolly): I'd give up every luxurious life to be a shadowhunter with you Ty, even if it means getting my heart broken I'll do anything in my hands to live this miserable life if it means I get to know you.

#kit herondale #ty blackthorn #kit x ty #ty x kit #kitty #twp #the wicked powers #tda #the dark artifices #the darker the berry the sweeter the juice #the shadowhunter chronicles #tsc incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #hardlymatters incorrect quotes