#harkness test

[eatyourfleshh]

so do we think mr bonzo passes the harkness test?

It's implied Mr Bonzo is at least over the age of 18 with the fact he is one of the OIARs "externals", and I believe you have to be at least 18 for that. Along with that, Mr Bonzo is based on Mr Blobby, and Mr Blobby (regretfully) has a wife and kids. We could probably infer Mr Bonzo has something similar (maybe a husband and kids?) So we can check that off.

However the other two are where I start getting...confused, for lack of a better term. For starters, its hard to say if Mr Bonzo is capable of communication. We know that all he says is "bonzo", like hes a pokemon or something. So that makes communicatoon difficult, but it doesn't mean its impossible.

The test itself makes note of this, saying that body language should only be attempted if all other forms of communication do not work. So, how could we MAKE saying Bonzo work? Bonzo twice if yes, bonzo twice if no? How do we know if thats gonna work?

And that leads us into my final point of confusion; IS MR. BONZO INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO CONSENT? We have no proof for either side of this debate. None, nada, ZILCH. We simply don't know enough about Mr Bonzo to say yes or no to that.

I want to bring this to peoples minds because. Well. Why NOT. It's funny? It's kinda important for the freaks in the fandom to keep it in mind, maybe? I dunno. I was taljing about the harkness test to my friend in relation to the ghouls from fallout and this just passed into my mind. I wanted to write a mini post about it because why the FUCK not.

#flesh muses #tmagp #the magnus protocol #mr bonzo #harkness test

[phantomarine]

Was dared by my partner to edit this for Phantomarine purposes.

#phantomarine #webcomic #harkness test #cheth #jeff #listen I can't stop you but just be careful

[werewolveswithagenda]

Since people are slowly forgetting about the Harkness test (especially the new generation on TikTok) here is a reminder on what it is and why it’s important

This was made all the way back in 2013 so this has been around longer than most kids

Basically if the creature has human intelligence, can communicate properly, and is mature for its species age you can consent to any adult practices with it

#splatoon #furry #harkness test #monster fudger #monster lover #werewolves #dragons #furry art #so Splatoon fans #salmonid techincally past this test #do what you will with this information

[caseyisaloser]

#btd #tinr #this is not romance #boyfriend to death #btd strade #strade #tinr strade #haha funny alien language #harkness test

[pkmn-smashorpass]

Personally I have played this game by assuming that in this case every Pokemon passes the Harkness test.

I feel like all Pokémon are sentient enough from what we’ve seen in the games and anime. In the anime they’re able to understand pretty much all human speech and the games literally say that people and Pokémon used to be considered the same

#harkness test #look it up if you don’t know what it means #ask #anon #pokemon #pkmn #pkmn smash or pass #smash or pass #pokemon smash or pass

[your-fav-is-fuckable]

Wheatley from Portal 2 passes the harkness test! (It's OK to fuck this!)

#wheatley #wheatley portal 2 #personality core #harkness test #harkness #your fav passes the harkness test #your fav is fuckable #portal 2

[bed-wed-behead-your-fave]

Captain Jack Harkness from the Harkness test

I couldn’t find a picture of Jack himself (that was good) so y’all get the Harkness test itself.

Also this is a good reminder of how I judge characters fit for this blog.

#Harkness test #Jack Harkness #bed Wed behead

[hemipenal-system]

i’m flirting with the harkness test just as much as its subjects tbh. if you’re not asking yourself about ethicality is it really monsterfucking

#terato #monster fucker #nsft #fantasy nsft #terato blog #monsterfucker #teratophillia #harkness test

[ceo-of-sloppy-men]

For my dear Halsin lovers, I give you the Harkness Test

#the answer is consent #bg3 halsin #harkness test #not my meme but some of y'all don't know about it #so i thought i'd share

[catgirl-soup]

the harkness tests states that yes, you could ethically fuck scooby doo. however, he would never consent because he's way out of your league.

#harkness test #funny #memes #shitpost #scooby doo #196 #r/196

[nick-nonya]

#did i mention i like polls #196 #monsterfucker #tw monsterfucking #monsterfucking #harkness test #reblog with your least favourite emoji/emoticon if you read this

[tmanthedragonslayer]

COULD AN INTELLIGENT ZOMBIE PASS THE HARKNESS TEST ?

#swaggasslizard #harkness test #send help #zombie

[pkmn-smashorpass]

Thanks for the fun Mewtwo facts first anon! It sure does have psychic powers and a tail!!

Personally I think all Pokémon are capable of passing the Harkness test 👀 if Meowth can learn to talk then anything is possible

#the harkness test comes from Doctor Who #harkness test #ask #anon #Mewtwo #pokemon #pkmn #pkmn smash or pass #smash or pass #pokemon smash or pass

[your-fav-is-fuckable]

Allied Mastercomputer from I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream passes the harkness test! (It's OK to fuck this!)

#am #allied mastercomputer #i have no mouth and i must scream #harkness test #harkness #your fav is fuckable #your fav passes the harkness test

[harknesstestmage]

Monster Manual Harkness Test No. 2 – The Aboleth

Verdict:

YES Tentacle-lovers, rejoice!! You can romance this Lovecraftian horror!!

The MM stat block gives us intelligence and wisdom of 18 and 15, surpassing average human intelligence and passing the intelligence test for Aboleth-kind. The MM stat block informs us that Aboleths not only speak Deep-Speech (a veritable romance language on-par with French) and Telepathy. Ergo, it passes the communication test Finally the stat block does not indicate that the Aboleth is a child. In fact, fluff states that these R'lheyan Lovers may be older than the gods themselves!! Ergo, they pass the maturity test Can you romance an Aboleth? YES

#dnd #d&d #monster manual #monster fucker #aboleth #harkness test #yes #pass

[goodfish-bowl]

Sorry, I left your boyfriend to soak for too long and now he’s nothing but a soggy mush.

But can he pass the Harkness Test?

#uquiz #tumblr boyfriend #harkness test #goodfish was here #what a thing I've done #horrible or otherwise