#harley is his hunny im 😭

[peaches-and-parkner]

Peter agrees to take Morgan trick or treating and by extension, Harley too. Of course, Peter insists that they all wear matchy costumes even if Morgan was the only one that would be getting candy.

Morgan is in a Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day phase and declares that herself and Peter are Piglet and Pooh respectively. Harley frowns at his option in costumes and turns down being Tigger, refuses to wear a costume so Loud, so Peter makes him a more subtle costume, a light yellow shirt with ‘HUNNY’ written across the front in block letters. Peter himself has bear ears tucked in his hair and black eyeliner colored on the tip of his nose. He’s wearing a red shirt and tan courderoy pants (bonus point: he’s wearing a cropped shirt and Harley absolutely Does Not fixate on the exposed skin).

After they’re done trick or treating and Morgan has crashed from her sugar high, Peter settles on the couch next to Harley and tucks himself into his side to watch Halloween movies until they both pass out; 🥺🥺 Pooh bear and his Hunny,, 🥴

#this is self indulgent trash #i just wanted to say peter and his hunny bc #harley is his hunny im 😭 #parkner #harley keener #peter parker #kids these days dont watch winnie the pooh just pretend thats not real bc tf #i was obsessed with winnie the pooh #my grandpas nickname for me was pooh bear until i was probably a teenager #also also i know nobody wears or owns corderouy pants anymore but wtvr