We just hit 51 fics for PH^2!!!!
Day 15: “if one fake spider makes it anywhere near me while you are decorating, i swear i will punch you.”
For Enzhe on ao3
Harley had suggested decorating the common area of the Avengers Compound for Halloween. Tony told them to have at it. Harley and Peter ordered decorations as they planned on how they were going to make the common area creepy. The decorations slowly came in as Harley noticed they had forgotten to buy some fake spiders. He figured Peter would have since he was Spider-Man but the hero must have forgotten. Harley ordered some without consulting the resident spider who had purposely not bought in spiders because of his fear of the creatures. The two had tons of decorations. Luckily they enlisted the help of other avenger kids. Together they all worked on setting up the room for Halloween. Peter was doing fine when Cassie lower a fake spider near him and Peter scream and hide behind Harley. Cassie laughed as the hero held onto Harley, whimpering about the spider.
literally no one:
absolutely fucking no one:
the notes i leave on bookmarked fics:
- *sniffs* ge,,,get money yeah yeah *breaks down sobbing*
- im love them sm my heart explodes every chapter bYE
- this literally made me :) but also :O but also >:O and also :( and most importantly, <3 🥺
- yeah,,, this one owns my ass :)
- t,,,,,,…..the oml,y tex t foc tjat m,att/ers.,,,,
- this one vibes HARD
- girl this shit BOPS
- [babbles] t-fasjakfakhuisaega
- Twitter AU’s own my ass but this one owns my heart too
- okay but like 🥺🥰😠💖💞
Person A: No! I’m not gonna sit back and watch you ruin your life!
Person B: Dude, I’m just trying to eat hummus.
someone told me to start planning out my fics
Day 10: abandon house
Gone Too Soon
For: Apex_Calibre on ao3
Peter awoke in Harley’s arms like every morning. It felt like forever since the first time they laid like this as teenagers. Harley and Peter were no longer teenagers, but he knew his boyfriend was still there next to him. He had always been there. Especially after they lost… Peter didn’t want to dwell on what they lost. He laid there watching as Harley slept. The boy opened his eyes and smiled. He looked at Peter like he was the best thing in the world.
Day 9: “i’m not completely human anymore. remember that next time you go to punch me in the face.”
Not Completely Human
For HeckoHackoHappy on Ao3
All the avengers had a bet going about how long it would take Peter Parker and Harley Keener to figure out that they liked each other. Nat had said once Peter admitted he was Spidey and everyone seemed to agree. They also knew Peter normally didn’t tell people he was spider-man but Nat knew that Peter had a whole plan to tell Harley.
harley: i connected the dots
peter: you didn’t connect shit
harley: i connected them
Hi! I”ve never really had a beta reader, but I really want to improve my quality of writing, and I’m typing out a few fics that people have sent in, so I figured now would be as good as ever to send out the help notice.
Anyway, I currently have:
Good Omens (1, Multi-Chapter)
Parkner (Multiple, One-Shot)
Among Us (1, One-Shot)
Day 5: buried (alive or dead)
For: @maya-malfoy1012 (who also made the moodboard for this whole collection!)
It started out as a great day. Or at least Peter was pretty sure it did. He was enjoying his day when he went to take a nap on his bed without his boys. That wasn’t an issue. He had been sleeping in their room a lot of time. He hadn’t been asleep for long when he woke to darkness. He went to get up when he hit his head. He tried to push whatever it was that he was in up but then he heard it. It sounded like dirt falling around him. Peter felt panic as if he was trapped under the building. He found his phone and realized he was in a coffin. He was being buried alive. Peter started panicking. He cried out for someone to hear him. No one seemed to hear as he called out. He felt something touched him and saw a skeleton trying to hold him down.
Prompt 11: “you’re a monster”
“You’re a monster,” Harley yelled at the man as he held Harry close protecting the boy.
“If I’m a monster then you are just protecting a younger monster,” Norman said. Harry wanted to cry. Peter webbed up Norman as he came over to make sure Harley and Harry were okay before Harley took Harry off to Stark Tower. He held Harry as the other boy slept.
“How is he?” Peter asked when he got back and finally was able to join them.
“Not good but he had us so that is a positive,” Harley said. Peter and Harley talked as they made sure Harry was okay. They knew he would be better eventually. Even if it took a few years.
someone please give me something to write about
this is free game for y’all give me a ship or a plot or both or neither idk just SOMETHING
(also the stuff i know best is in the tags)
Harley and Peter knew they were screwed. The two had been keeping a secret from Tony and that was never a good thing. Tony would make jokes about how the two had nicknames for each other. Harley called Peter, Annoyance or Spidey while Peter called Harley, Pain in my Side or Asshole. What Tony didn’t realize was that the boys kinda had to use the nicknames. It had started as a game to see how long Tony would take to realize the boys were soulmates, but then it just became a fear of Tony finding out that his kids were dating. The two had elaborate ways to avoid their names and to avoid Tony when they went on dates or snuck around the tower. Pepper and May found it hilarious that the boys were trying to hide the relationship from Tony as Tony always talked about how cute his two sons were and how perfect that they would be for each other. Harley and Peter never heard any of this as Tony dealt with their bickering just wishing the two boys would get along.
Person A: Can you say something? Please?
Person A: Come on, you’re still doing this? Really? It’s been hours!
Person B, sliding a piece of paper over to them:
Person A: I AM NOT ASKING PERSON C IF THEY’LL UN-JINX YOU FIRST
Peter Parker was having a really bad day. Let’s be honest, when wasn’t the hero having a bad day. Peter who was now twenty had always had life issues. His parents died when he was young, his best friend moved away, his other best friend was sent to boarding school, he got bit by a radioactive spider, his uncle died, and then to top it all off he was in love with three different people. Which would be okay if they weren’t all equally amazing. Peter was now dealing with a magician which meant something bad was going to happen with his track record. It’s not like he had a habit of getting in trouble, just a few incidents where he woke up in an alternate universe or was blue for a day (Tony mocked him for hours for that one). So magicians were a no no when it came to Peter Parker. This one though had found him on the worst day. He was already tired and hungry and just wanted food and this magician decided to use him as an hostage and Peter couldn’t get away without revealing he had powers so now he is stuck pretending to play some innocent hostage as Tony and Rhodey try to talk the magician out of hurting him. Tony had almost done it when Steve showed up which caused the magician to freak and next think Peter now knows he is seeing a blue light before everything goes dark.
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Preview of In Another’s Shoes: Peter Parker was having a really bad day. Let’s be honest, when wasn’t the hero having a bad day. Peter who was now twenty had always had life issues. His parents died when he was young, his best friend moved away, his other best friend was sent to boarding school, he got bit by a radioactive spider, his uncle died, and then to top it all off he was in love with three different people.
Alright ladies, lads, and lunar beings, instead of giving you fic recommendations like a normal person, I will being giving you the favorite notes I’ve added to fics in my bookmarks with no context other than the ship. Ready? Let’s go.
PARLEY (PETER PARKER/HARLEY KEENER)
three times Peter pretends to be mute and the one time he speaks instead of staying silent.
Peter hadn’t told anyone that he was Spider-Man. He wanted to change that with Harry, Harley, and Johnny. Being in a relationship though made it hard for him. Especially since he didn’t know how to tell them that he was the hero.
Person C: Hey, do you still have your skateboard?
Person B: Nah, it’s broken.
Person C: What? How?
Person B, who broke it after Person A said they wouldn’t recreate the ‘so no head?’ vine: No clue.