Review: Batman/Fortnite: Zero Point #2

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"Birds Of Prey - The Fantabulous Emancipation Of One Harley Quinn"

You know what's upsetting?

The Batman Rogues don't have official villain songs.

Considering how dramatic and theatrical they are, it's really a crime they don't have their own songs.

Just imagine...

A sad, melancholy ballad sung by Mr. Freeze. Lamenting Nora's condition.

A chilling, haunting song with terrifying visuals for Scarecrow.

A fast paced bouncy song with lyrics going a mile a minute for Harley.

A mix between 2 genres (don't know which genres though) for Harvey as he sings about the struggle between him and Two-Face. A duet with himself.

Ivy singing about her goal and her powers, showing of how powerful she is, beautiful visuals as she's making the plants grow around her.

A cheery little tap dance with dancing penguins for Penguin.

The biggest, baddest, most show stoppingest, self boasting song for the one, the only, the amazing, the genius, Batman's greatest enemy........RIDDLER!!!!!

What? You think I was gonna say Joker? Unless it's Lego Joker he doesn't deserve a song.

So yeah, really dissapointed the Rogues don't have their own songs.

Yes I know Music Meister exists but the others need songs for themselves too.

So, songwriters on Tumblr. Did you get any ideas?

Hey, puddin’

Hello love,

Could I please request headcanons for Harley Quinn (DCU) being the best friend from a shy/introverted reader, but who absolutely loves her whole personality?

Thank you so much! ♡

More Harley content, yay! Thanks for requesting, sweetie. I also wrote a ‘Being Harley’s Best Friend’ headcanon if you want to check it out, so this one might be a bit short since it’s similar to that one. Still, I hope you enjoy it! :D

BEING HARLEY’S BEST FRIEND AND BEING SHY

Harley is like the little devil on your shoulder at all times

Since you’re so shy and introverted, she always encourages you

When she notices you eyeing someone, she pushes you in their direction

“Har, what are you doing?!” “Go talk to them right now, they’re hot!”

As well as being your friend, she’s smart and knows about physcology

So she often tries to safely get you out of your comfort zone

She takes you drinking, to bars and to all kinds of places

Making you do things that you wouldn’t normally do, especially alone

But that, with her encouragement and support, you dare to do

Even if they might be a little crazy sometimes, like bungee jumping

Obviously, even if she sometimes pushes you, she does it carefully

Not pushing you too hard or put you in any danger

She doesn’t make you do something you don’t actually want to do

Mostly, she just gives you a little push towards something you want to do

But that you’re otherwise too shy, cautious or scared to do

This also means that she drags you into her world, which means trouble

After all, Harley doesn’t always read the situation properly

And you end up getting in actual danger and freaking out about it

Which sometimes leads to you arguing with her and facing her

“Look at ya, Y/N, speaking your mind and everything!” “Harley, I swear...”

“What, sweetie?” “You almost got us killed!” “Aw, c’mon...” 

“It’s true, don’t ever do that again!” “I’m so proud of ya, Y/N”

“F-For what?” “For expressing yourself and confronting me, silly” “Shut up”

It gets on your nerves because she doesn’t care about the danger

But she’s kind of supportive enough that you can’t be angry at her

Other times your caution keeps her out of trouble, even if it’s rare

It’s a good mix, since you’re so different that you balance each other out

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I started reading this new book of Leigh Bardugo, Ninth House, and I think is the best I have red of her works since now. Her writing skills evolved a lot from Grishaverse Trilogy and I appreciate a lot the fantasy worlds she created. I read both in English and Italian, it depends in which language I first find the book. This time I'm reading Nineth House in Italian and in chapter 10 I notice this awful translation error:

This woman, Roberta Verde, didn't know that this girl wasn't just randomly dressed as some random “edera velensa” plant, but she was actually dressed as Poison Ivy! I can't believe she didn't notice from capital letters at the beginning of the words that Poison Ivy was a damn name.

This error is kept in the whole damn book: in chapter 14 and also 15, in which is mentioned another character with a matching costume with Kate: Mike was dressed as Batman.

This translator, Roberta Verde, didn't correct her error even when it was mentioned Poison Ivy togheter with Batman!

It's absolutely ridiculous!

Poison Ivy is Pamela Isley, PhD, a Gotham City botanist. She grows up wealthy with emotionally distant parents and later studies advanced botanical biochemistry at a university. Isley, a shy girl, is easily seduced by her professor that injects Isley with poisons and toxins as an experiment, causing her transformation.

In “Batman and Robin” (1997), Poison Ivy was played by Uma Thurman.

A crazed botanist who becomes an ecoterrorist after being pushed into vials of chemicals, poisons, and toxins. Replacing her blood with aloe, her skin with chlorophyll and filled her lips with venom, making her kiss deadly. She also uses pheromone spores to make men fall for her. She has a powerful influence over Robin and seeks opportunity to get close to him and kill him with her poisonous kiss.

Poison Ivy Cycle of Life and Death #2 (2016) cover by Clay Mann

HARLEY QUINN & POISON IVY #2 (2019) Variant Cover Options by Jay Anacleto

In comics Poison Ivy is a famous LGBTQ chatacter: she is in a romantic relationship with Harley Queen.

Unlike most villain team-ups, their partnership is based on genuine friendship and mutual respect. Ivy sincerely wants to save Harley from her unhealthy abusive relationship with the Joker. Their friendship grow up and they start a love story.

Batman: Urban Legends #1 (2021)

Book by Chip Zdarsky, Matthew Rosenberg, and Stephanie Nicole Phillips

Illustrators: Eddy Barrows, Max Dunbar, Marcus To

DC Pride Month variant cover, Harley Quinn #4 by Kris Anka

Dear Roberta Verde: you are an idiot!

Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn in Birds of Prey: And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn (2020)

Some Harley fan art.

“Harley Quinn & Poison Ivy (2019)”

Harley: So there this cognitive dissonance between her actual and ideal self, which causes her to be practicaly disfunctional....

Selina and Pamela: *Stare at her in shock*

Harley: Of course, i'm not practicing psychologist.

Pamela: No, you're a nitwit! How do you know those words?

Selina: Now, Pamela, that's not very nice calling her a nitwit. But since a cat is out of bag, how do you know these words.

Harley: I guess from college of psychology. Which i attended. In fact, i was best student of my class!

Pam: I'm sorry, but i refuse to belive, that you spended a single day of your life on actual education.

Harley: Belive what you want, see if i care.

Harley, walking away: Hypersexual bitch.

been workin on a batverse with some pretty important people in me life!! its been SO MUCH FUN so i decided to make a group picture to celebrate that 💘

Okok can I request in a hc for harleen quinzel (You know before she became Harley quinn) that reader is her patient or whatever and Harleen finds out she has a mommy/dom kink and likes being in control of sub! Reader so Harleen like tries it out on the reader and r is okay with it and harleen ends up fucking her in her office? Eye-- this is my first request I hope I'm doing it right 🗿 -dreamywlws 👀 dom! Harleen sounds hot ok

warnings (18+ only): dubcon, mommy kink, oral sex (r giving), praise kink, dark themes, harley is a bad therapist in this (yes, that gets its own warning)

dc masterlist. | dc headcanons. | navigation post.

“hey, doc.” harleen smiled warmly at you as her assistant let you into her office. you’d been coming to her for almost two months now. your weekly sessions had changed into daily ones within the past few weeks.

“morning, sweetheart.” you inhaled sharply as you processed the new nickname. she’d usually just refer to you by your first name, maybe this meant that she was feeling more comfortable around you. that was probably supposed to be a good thing. if you were comfortable with her, it was best for her to feel the same about you. “how’s your day been so far?”

“it’s been alright, i tried that new exercise you recommended yesterday.” you sighed. “it actually helped me clear my mind a bit.”

“that’s good.” she wrote something down in her notebook. “unfortunately i had a lot one mine after you left.”

“really?” she never spoke about her own life at your sessions, because she was supposed to be the one helping you but you didn’t mind. “was it something i said?”

“no, it had nothing to do with you, honey.” she reached out at took your hand into hers, squeezing reassuringly. “it’s just other stuff i have to take care of for work, don’t worry about it. you actually make my day a whole lot better.” you couldn’t help the smile tugging at your lips.

“you make mine better too.”

“don’t you think you could help mommy blow off some steam?” the blonde asked abruptly, caressing the side of your face.

she helped you off of your seat, pushing you down to kneel in front of her. harleen pulled her skirt up and spread her legs, giving you a view of her glistening cunt. you remained silent as she waited for you to continue.

“come on, be a good girl for mommy.” she cooed, moving a loose strand of hair out of your face. her hand moved to the back of your head, guiding you closer to her heat. your tongue darted out and licked a long stripe up her slit. “that’s it. keep going, sweet girl.”

DC: Round Robin

Round 3

Some Harley doodles,

this felt like eating something you have been craving for weeks, because I meant to draw Harley with the jester cowl for about a month, but never got around to do it first due to art block, then yesterday my iPad died on me (had to revive it in ways that hurt my dumb heart; losing lots of drawings) and I am just not one to paint with coloured pencils, especially not when I want the colours to be vivid and latex-y texture and shine.

Please enjoy her, I love her so much!

Jim Lee

Hanging out with the Bat Mobile. We were so excited when we found this little ride version of it at the arcade.  Photos: Chiseled Light Photography

dc headcanons.

i’m going to put all of the short dc headcanons i’ve written on this post. only fluff, smut, and dark requests for this because angst hurts my heart.

please do not repost my works anywhere or claim them as your own. my blog is 18+ so you must be of age to interact with my works.

likes, comments, and reblogs are always appreciated!

♞ - darkfic | ♛ - nsfw | ❦ - fluff | ✩ - cgl

last updated: 05/06/21

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