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harleyquinnstation · 1 year

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Harley Quinn (2022) #23

#harley quinn #harley #quinn #dc #comics #dc comics #mamine #harley quinn comic #harley quinn 2022 #harley quinn icons

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wonderbutch · 2 years

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this comic is literally so funny and i love it

#harley quinn #dc #dc comics #harley quinn comics #harley quinn 2022

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emo-batboy · 9 months

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✨ Two tickets to see 💣 Barbenheimer 💖 please ✨

#in a perfect world #these two are friends and go see Barbenheimer together #Barbie then brunch then Oppenheimer then dinner then Barbie #i will not take criticism #they’re my sillies #barbenheimer #barbie #oppenheimer #battinson #bruce wayne #batman #the batman 2022 #batman 2022 #the batman #dc universe #soft bruce wayne #harley quinn #margot robbie #gotham

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animations-daily · 2 years

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“Hey, what do you hope to accomplish as mayor of Gotham?”

Harley Quinn season 3 episode 6

#Harley Quinn #harley quinn the animated series #the joker #*#gifs #aurore #dcedit #dcmultiverse #jokerous #userconstance #userjasmine #tuserrachel #userbbelcher #usersavana #userdanni #usersugar #tusershay #usermalin #did not have this on my 2022 bingo card

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ladyantiheroine · 7 months

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I want (Margo Robbie) Harley Quinn and (Robert Pattinson) Batman to be best friends. I want them to have sleepovers where they do each other’s makeup and paint each other’s nails. I want them riding in the Batmobile and Harley switches the radio from Nirvana to hyperpop, much to Battinson’s chagrin. I want her to give him advice on asking out Selina while he beats the shit out of Joker for hurting his bestie. Platonic grumpy/sunshine at its best.

#the tonal contrast between them would be hilarious too #the batman 2022 #birds of prey #bruce wayne #harley quinn #battinson #dc #dc comics #dc universe #margot robbie #robert pattinson

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mylifeisfruk4ever · 8 months

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"What the fuck?"

Selina felt that those three words were enough to describe her whole relationship with Bruce Wayne. First as Batman, then as Bruce.

She had thought there might be something between them. Luckily it had passed, and a weird friendship had developed between them. Which might make some people turn up their noses since she was a thief and he was a vigilante but Bruce hasn't been so uptight lately and as long as Selina didn't kill and steal only who deserved it, they were fine.

Still, what the heck?

"Oh, Brucie is growing up," Harley said, all too pleased.

She was upright on the bed, while Pamela sat on the other side trimming her nails, seemingly ignoring the ongoing conversation.

Fuck house arrest for both of them. Why had she accepted? Oh yeah, they were friends.

Alsp, Bruce hoped that with her, Pamela and Harley could direct their impulses towards more correct forms of fighting for their principles, without involving innocent people.

So far it wasn't going to be great, but at least Harley had dumped her clown ex, for good this time, so it was a win.

(Probably more thanks to Pamela than her, but details.)

"Let me get this straight…you, mister, I don't look anyone in the face and if you talk to me for more than five minutes I'll start crying, you want….I can't believe I'm about to say it…learn how to seduce a man."

"Exactly," Bruce replied, as he petted one of Selina's cats.

"Just…why?"

"Who cares?" Harley broke in.

"He finally wants to step outside his boundaries! You have my respect!"

"It's not about going outside my boundaries. It's about planetary security."

"Really?" Selina said, half joking.

"Superman is powerful enough to destroy the planet."

This knocked Harley over, and Pamela finally stopped pretending not to pay attention.

Selina didn't know whether to laugh hysterically or slap him on the head, "Do you want to seduce Superman?!"

"Yes."

"Why?"

"To discover his weaknesses and use them against him when his powers drive him insane."

"Wow, talking about trust issues," was Harley's comment.

"I like to be prepared," Bruce said.

"What did the boy scout do to make you fear that he might become world dictator at the slightest provocation?"

The man pouted adorable, and grumbled. Selina still wasn't an expert at translating each other's mumbling but she swore it was something like smiling too much, and I don't trust him, he's got something to hide.

Harley said, "Isn't Superman having an affair with that reporter? Lois Lane?"

"She is General Lane's daughter. A close relationship is not advisable."

"She seems to know him well. Why don't you ask her?"

"She wouldn't answer me, so as not to betray him. Everyone says he's a hero."

"And you obviously don't believe it," Selina suspected.

"No."

"What makes you think he might be interested in men?" Selina asked him.

Harley laughed, "Cupcake, no completely straight man would wear pants that tight."

"Same conclusion I came to."

Oh good. The fate of the world was entrusted to a pair of tight trousers.

"Besides, I've done some research on him, and I might be his type. At least physically. What I lack is the ability to seduce him to lower his defenses and believe me harmless."

"Ability you think we have?" Selina asked, not sure whether to feel offended or not.

"Gotham is very sexist," Bruce said.

"You did your best to manipulate men who thought they knew better."

Pamela smiled, "I'm liking this one."

“I told you Brucie's one of the good ones,” Harley genuinely smiled as she said it.

"And he's a weirdo, like us."

Selina wanted to moan. This is what happens when you make friends with strange vigilantes. She said, "So Superman has a thing for brunettes. Good to know. Have you thought about what to do in case your brilliant plan fails?"

"It won't fail," he said confidently.

"You don't know," she insisted, trying to give him some common sense. A futile undertaking, it was Bruce she was talking to.

"Superman is overconfident. He will fall into the net."

"Definitely not dressed like that honey," Harley commented, taking a long look to Bruce.

"What's wrong with the way I'm dressed?"

"You look like a creepy stalker," Selina said. Army jacket, hat, scarf to cover her face and mascara for her eyes. Bruce was a walking fashion insult. They're definitely going to have to fix his wardrobe, make him wear things that flatter his body and…

Oh god, she was totally on board with that plan, right?

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jokin-around · 10 months

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what would gay ppl do without each other frankly?

#dc comics #the joker #batman #Harley Quinn #from 2022 #inspired by true events #jokeb0i au #my art

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gothamcitizen · 2 years

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Wanted to draw harlivy's met gala outfit if it were real👀 tried to match with the theme gilded age

#dc fanart #harley quinn #pamela isley #harlivy #met gala #met gala 2022 #dc comics

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robotpussy · 2 years

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oooooooh my goodness im not surprised WB rushed to stop this get any more releases because of its transgression towards their IP but a indie parody of film in no way harms them. i hope this instance puts more eyes on this film so it can get somewhere

#between the HBO MAX thing and now this? im not sure what i expected tbh #the joker #the people's joker #film #articles #lgbt cinema #tiff 2022 #warner bros #DC comics #lgbt #trans pride #harley quinn #batman

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shyjusticewarrior · 7 months

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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 154

Harley: I love unhinged women but I also love women who try so hard to be hinged. Clinging to those hinges by her fingernails.

Jason: Write “nothing is set in stone” on my grave as both a witty pun and a subtle warning that I'll be back.

Damian: Not only am I the youngest person in this manor, I'm also the most successful.

Tim: Are you honestly measuring yourself like a little boy?

Damian: I'm sorry that you're not growing anymore like me, and apparently I'm gonna be growing forever. I'm like a Jewish Peter Pan.

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harveywritings92 · 1 year

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{Slasher au: Ghost and König are scoping out The roadside Bun-bun’s (It’s restaurant like Hooters but bunny themed.) that R/n works at for potential marks, when they see their girl, bringing food out to a table next to them.]

R/n, as she’s placing the plates down: Okay, we got one jumbo sub combo...one Chicken leg and thigh, with coleslaw, Pull-pork with sauerkrauts ..

{One of the men is staring at her butt and he gets this slimy smile on his face as he slowly brings his hand up intending to cop a feel... König sees and slowly went to get up while reaching for his knife, but Simon quickly stopped him.]

R/n, noticing the creeper going for her ass: *low tone* Yer gonna lose that hand, Hun....

[The guy hesitates for a tick, but goes for it, next thing he knew R/n got a hold of his thumb and...*snap* the groper yowled in pain as he held his obviously broken thumb.]

Creep, yelling to the owner: Hey, Price, this crazy broad just broke my freaking hand!

{Price whose smoking in a corner and counting out the till, glares at the creep and points at the large sign at the door. “🛑LOOK ALL YOU WANT BUT DON’T TOUCH THE GIRLS‼” the creep growls and angerly storms out of the restaurant.]

R/n: ...Anything else for you today, boys?

Creep’s friend 1: *nervously* Uh, no. I'm good.

Creep��s friend 2: Yeah, me, too. Totally good.

[R/n huffs then turns to face her boys but finds their booth empty, with a $10 bill on the table and single post-it note that said “Gone hunting, see you at home.-S&K.” R/n hummed and calmly tucks the note away into her bra. She did warn the Creep he was gonna lose that hand...]

#S: batman and harley quinn #call of duty modern warfare incorrect quotes #call of duty modern warfare 2022 #call of duty slasher au #slasher au #tw: harrasment #Slasher! ghost #Slasher! König #könig x ghost x reader #simon riley x reader #cod ghost x reader #cod König x reader #könig x reader #könig x ghost #afab reader

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harleyquinnstation · 2 years

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